Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note.
A/N: My friend Alanna gave me this idea. We were walking and I asked her if she thought Light ever slept with Misa (sadly we talk about this kind of thing in our free time- we're LxL shippers) and she said no. I asked her how she thought he could have gotten out of it, and this drabble was born. ^-^ Enjoy!
Characters: Light and L
Genres: Humor/Romance
L actually chuckled in Light's arms as they lay naked under his covers, bodies intertwined.
"Misa-san would likely not be pleased if she were to find out," he noted, "that the man she has been sleeping with has feelings for another man."
Light grinned. "Oh, I never slept with her."
L squirmed until he was facing his newfound lover. "Oh? How did you avoid it?"
"Wanna see?"
L nodded.
Light didn't even have to hesitate. His whole demeanor changed in an instant. He leaned over L and took him by the chin, tilting his head up. He kissed him gently, deeply. "Misa..." he breathed, his voice low, smooth, breathy. "Misa, I love you. And I- I want you so badly but..." he let his voice trail off and his next breath hitch in his throat as he looked 'Misa' dead in the eyes. "You're better than that." He swallowed hard and ducked his head, placing kisses slowly up L's pale neck, making sure he could feel his warm, wet breath. L moaned in his throat despite himself, and Light restrained his own reaction to the sound. "Misa, wait for me," he whispered beggingly. "Please."
Light dropped his act and let himself fall back to where he had been lying.
L couldn't move.
"I see," he murmured. "I gather that it was effective."
Light smirked and shifted in his place, getting comfortable. "Exceedingly."
It would work on me O.O