Cole was walking back from the mailbox. When he entered the Bounty the other ninja were waiting excitedly. They then ripped open the bag and pulled out a letter.
Dear Jay
Wow Jay you didn't have to be such a jack off about it you seen to like Nya even tho she's pretty much perfect at everything and saying that ten guys broke up with me at once and I'm desperate was totally mean and un called for your basically calling me a Ho and that's not cool talk to Cole lovin girl she created me! Waaaah it isn't my fault
From a very sad Crystal
Dear Cole
I totally understand you'll make some girl very happy one day ;) keep being the awesome black earth ninja you are and I'll try to improve too :3 (glances at Jay)
From a very happy Crystal
Jay sighed as he and Cole took out a pen to write their response wondering why he must leave her on fire once more.
Dear Crystal
Thanks!
From Cole
Dear Crystal
Why am I the "Jack Off" for pointing out the fact that you think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. Can one scream "Hey look at me I'm a mary sue everyone love me blah blah blah" more than in your letter. "Oh look at me I have all elements but can do them better" "Look at me all the guys have a crush on me" "Hey I'm great at any and everything I do everyone come look". Then when someone points it out they are a jack off. Let's also take a look at your comeback letter shall we. First I said twelve guys not ten so you don't even check allegations before opening your big pie hole. Secondly what about your first letter didn't say desperate. Thirdly only complete baby loser coward bring the 4th wall into the mix when they have no basis for their argument. So waaaaah it is your fault but hey maybe you can talk to Cole lovin girl. Maybe she will do you a favor and Recreate you into someone with more integrity and class with less whine and cry.
From an apparently "Jack Off" Jay