(A/N For all of you wondering, yes, I did understand what Iggy said, and that is actually normal gamer speak. :P And I watch Firefly, and im addicted to LOTR, and Maximum Ride, and im basically the nerdiest/ geekiest/dorkiest person you will ever meet on this planet. Except I don't like math. :/ Moving on! This chapter will finish off the texting convo, and might include some of the next day. IDK)
Help.
What?
Iggy is now lecturing me on this game.
Oh my god. You have my sympathies.
Thank you. AND NO IGGY I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU
Lol.
Yeah, hes going on about wow?
Wow?
Yeah. Let me ask…
Apparently it means World of Warcraft, which is the game he was playing.
Hmmm….. I think ive heard of it. The Chuck Norris commercial was funny.
Yes. Now hes babbling about 'lore'
What?
Exactly. I think its like the history of the world inside the game?
Its called Azeroth!
Iggy give me my phone back!
This is incredibly amusing
Im sure it is, your not wrestling a Fang hopped up on Mtn. Dew
And whos fault was that again?
At least your not trying to get a piece of technology out of a geeks hands. That's the hardest thing to do ever.
Iggy, just go play your little fantasy game
…ok
Max, the queen of patronization
That's me. :)
The next message was a recording from Fang. Curious, I hit play. The sounds of his electric guitar blared through my speakers.
Hijacked when you weren't looking behind your back
People were talking using words
That cut you down to size
You wanna fight back
Its building inside you
Holding you up
Taking you hostage
Yeah, its worth fighting for
They'll try to take your pride
Try to take your soul
They'll try to take all the control
They'll look you in the eyes
Fill you full of lies
Believe me they're gonna try so when
You're feeling crazy and things
Fall apart listen to your head
Remember who you are
You're the one, you're the unbreakable heart!
You're the one, you're the unbreakable heart!
You're the one, you're the one!
Hijacked when you weren't looking behind your back
People are talking words
That cut you down to size
You wanna fight back
You're out in the open
You're under attack
But your spirits not broken
You know its worth fighting for!
They'll try to take your pride
Try to take your soul
They'll try to take all the control
They'll look into your eyes
Fill you full of lies
Believe me they're gonna try so when
You're feeling crazy and things
Fall apart listen to your head
Remember who you are
You're the one, you're the unbreakable heart!
You're the one, you're the unbreakable heart!
You're the one, you're the one!
Don't look them in the eyes believe me
They're gonna try to fill you up lies!
Try to take your pride
Try to take your soul
You're the one, you're the one!
Look you in the eyes fill you full of lies
You're the one, you're the unbreakable heart!
You're the one, you're the unbreakable heart!
You're the one, you're the one!
I smiled to myself. How did Fang know I loved that song? My mood was ruined of course by Iggy saying
Oh Fang, how romantic!
Iggy!
Iggy!
Iggy ran
Smart child
Grrr
But anyway, thanks. I love that song
That's what Jeb does, isn't it?
…
He tells you lies, Max
…
Don't believe him
Who said I did?
I see the look in your eyes Max. You believe those words.
Somehow, I instantly knew he was talking about the cuts.
No I don't!
Liar
Ok, fine, maybe I do believe them
Don't. They aren't true. None of them
I blinked.
Why are you being so nice to me?
Well, A. I'm your friend, B, you were nice to me with all that mom crap, C, you deserve at least a little niceness
And D. Because he looooooooves you! This much!
IGGY!
IGGY!
MWAHAHAHAAA
Way to ruin the mood Ig. -.-
XD
*evil glare*
Um… Iggy?
What?
Run.
Wait, what, wh- OH GOD HELP ME MAAAAAAAX
In your dreams, Igwad
Mommy
ROLFMAO
I wasn't kidding. That last text had me literally rolling on the floor laughing. Until Jebs voice boomed through the house. "SHUT UP!" I whimpered a little and hid behind the bed. When it was apparent that he wasn't going to come up and beat me senseless, I resumed my position on my bed.
*dusts off jacket*
Are you done now, Fang?
Are you done laughing now, Max?
Touché
Ouch
Wimp
Baby
Hey! Max- you were not just beat up by an angry, hyper Fang!
I think I could handle it
The conversation paused for a few minutes as they both computed the connotation of what I had just said.
Oh yeah
…
Moving on
Right
Max? Do you play video games
Not really, but I can kick ass at Halo.
Really? Fang is like the Guitar Hero champion. He beat the game. On expert. Blindfolded.
Impressive.
Yup.
Though there is a reason for it
Yeah, its not like I play guitar or anything. -.-
Way to kill my happiness, Nick.
…
Oh shit is going down now
NOT AGAIN
Well stop provoking him
But its just so much fun… BUAHAHAHAHAAHA
DIE IGGY
OH SWEET BABY JESUS
*several minutes later*
Done beating up Iggy?
I think so.
That took 5 minutes!
Aint nobody got time for dat!
LOL
Lol
You really should stop provoking him Igs.
I know… :(
We chatted like that for hours (A/N I put this here because im too lazy to come up with the rest of it.) Until we had to start getting ready for school. When I met up with them outside, I immediately started laughing again because Iggy was absolutely covered in bruises and had a scowl on his face. "Someones got his knickers in a twist." I snickered. "Blame Mr. Mountain Dew over there." Iggy snarled. "Again, I ask you, whos fault was that?" Iggy just growled at me. Fang stood back, watching us banter with an amused smirk on his face all the way to school.
(A/N That song I stuck in the middle was Unbreakable Heart by TDG. If you don't look it up, I KEEEL YOU! I KEEL YOU TILL YOUR DEAD! And that's worse…
UNC-
Silence)