Needed some excuse to be on in the morning ;D Ed POV!
Pairing: None. Unless you want RoyGuppy. xD
Disclaimer: Don't own! We.. own the guppy. xD
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GUPPY: THE SEQUEL
We'd been staring at the guppy for a while. All it did was float around, flipping its fins and basically teasing us. Occasionally it'd eat a bit of smelly stuff that Rose sprinkled in the tank for it. Mostly it just mocked us, though. Neither Mustang nor I really enjoyed it, of course. We found it was quite annoying to watch this fish that Rose wouldn't let us eat. Finally, after watching the stupid fish float around for a while, I gave a tailflick and looked up. "Oi. Colonel."
Roy looked over at me from his spot curled up on the armchair. "What, Fullmetal?" I could tell he wasn't very impressed at having to talk to me all the time. Or maybe he was just annoyed at the fish. Couldn't be sure.
"What are we going to do with that thing?"
The colonel sighed. "I dunno," he admitted. "We can always.. kill it..."
I barely had time to add "But Rose would be mad" before the bigger of the pair of us lunged past me, took the top of the tank off, and shoved a paw right into the water and started guppy fishing. In a tank.
It was with great satisfaction that Roy Mustang removed his soaked paw from the fishtank. I stared for a moment, but he simply plugged the gills of the fish and it died almost immediately. "What're you do--"
I didn't need to ask. He'd just eaten it. And lucky him... Rose had just come home to see it.
"Taisaaaaa!"