Naruto Plays DDR!
I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.
I do however; own a DDR matt and the game. I don't own their company though. Nor any of the songs that are mentioned. I give praise to KONAMI (sorry for misleading you. I just remembered that KONAMI was the company) for making this awesome game.
Naruto Plays DDR will no longer be updated on a daily basis. Instead, wait every 3-2 days.
GASP! IT'S COMING TO A CLOSE!
LAST TIME ON NARUTO PLAYS DDR
(End Song)
Scoreboard:
1p(Jirayia): S You are seriously creeping me out. S DOES NOT STAND FOR SEXY! It stands for stuperman.(Rugrats…)
"What does that mean?"
2p(Shino): I can't really give you a mark. Anyway, you did better than the old geezer.
"I AM ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING THE DDR QUEEN!" Shino thought.
Shino stared long and hard at Kakashi.
Kakashi stared at his book, until he felt a shiver down his spine.
"You will not win. Coolness beats bishiness. That is the rule."
"Foolish Shino, you must look underneath the already obvious and seek the true reason why we're doing this idiotic competition."
"And why is that?"
"You must look underneath the already obvious."
Shino glared at the weirdo man, wondering if he was on crack.
(Start Song)
Let's groove tonight,
share the spice of life.
Baby, slice it right,
we're gonna groove tonight.
Let this groove get you to move,
it's all right, all right, all right.
Let this groove set in your shoes,
so stand up, all right, all right.
Gonna tell you what you can do with my love,
all right.
Shino took the chance to see how his opponent was doing. Kakashi was looking very mysterious with that "look underneath the already obvious" look. Shino kept his cool
Let you know, girl, you're looking good.
You're out of sight, all right.
Just move yourself and glide like a 747,
and lose yourself in the sky
among the clouds in the heaven.
'Cause let this groove light up your fuse,
it's all right, all right, all right, oh.
Let this groove set in your shoes,
so stand up, all right, all right.
Let me tell you what you can do with my love,
all right.
Shino started to sweat nervously. Kakashi was definitely the best player he ever saw. Shino started to remove his coat.
Gonna let you know, girl, you're looking good.
You're out of sight, all right.
Just tell the DJ to play your fav'rite tune,
then you know it's OK,
what you found is happening now, oh.
Let this groove light up your fuse,
it's all right, all right, all right.
Let this groove set in your shoes,
so stand up, all right, all right.
Let this groove get you to move,
it's all right, all right, all right.
Let this groove set in your shoes,
so stand up, all right, all right.
You will find peace of mind on the floor;
take a little time,
Shino threw his coat off to reveal a nice sweater that was conveniently thinner than his fat overcoat. Suddenly, the power of an absent jacket perked the ear of someone in a different dimension.
"What is it Auron?" Tidus asked, noticing that he missed killing some deranged bunny, which he never did.
"I feel someone has betrayed the order of Badass People with Unreasonably Large Overcoats."
"I see."
come and see, groove me, give a little sign.
I'll be there after awhile.
If you want my love,
we can boogie on down,
down, boogie on down,
down, boogie on down,
down, boogie on down, on down, boogie
Let's groove tonight,
share the spice of life.
Baby, slice it right,
we're gonna groove tonight.
Wooh, ah, wooh.
Let this groove light up your fuse,
it's all right, all right, all right, oh.
Let this groove set in your shoes,
so stand up, all right, all right.
We're gonna groove tonight, huh,
share the spice of life.
Hey, baby, slice it right,
just gonna groove tonight, hey, oh.
Kakashi felt that Shino was getting serious. In response, he took the Icha Icha book and threw it out the window. This cause Shino to flinch.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jirayia cried as he dove for it.
"What the hell?" Shino mustered, before stumbling. He didn't stumble 'cause he's Shino.
You just move.
Let this groove light up your fuse,
it's all right, all right.
Let this groove set in your shoes,
so stand up, all right, all right.
Let's groove tonight, huh,
share the spice of life.
Baby, slice it right,
we're gonna groove tonight, hey, hey.
You just move.
Let this groove light up your fuse,
it's all right, all right.
Let this groove set in your shoes,
so stand up, all right, all right.
Hey, all right, ah!
Mm, mm mm.
Let this groove light up your fuse,
it's all right, all right, all right.
Let this groove set in your shoes,
so stand up, all right, all right.
(End Song)
Scoreboard:
1p(Shino): AAAAAA. OMFG! HE'S DA CHAMPION!
2p(Kakashi): AAAA. What was that?
Shino glared at Kakashi for a full ten minutes.
"I do not accept your pity."
"Foolish Shino. You failed to look underneath the already obvious, and thus, you fail to notice the lesson of this."
"How so." Shino Shino-ed. He would have asked this, but it sounded like a demand.
"By purposely losing, you failed to notice that you lost, not I. I beat you by losing, something that you failed to do."
"…"
5 minutes later.
"…"
Ten minutes later.
"Ohhhh, I get it! But what was the purpose of sacrificing your book?"
"You must look underneath the already obvious for that one." Kakashi Kakashi-ed. We all know he's just to cowardly to admit he lost.
"… See you in the sequal?" Shino asked.
"Yeah sure."
SEQUAL TIME LOL!
Exert (or I might change it, depending on my mood on how this turns out) from Naruto Plays DDR: Sequal Time!
It was nearly two years since Shino became DDR queen. Now, a certain blonde hair boy seeks help from the one known as the DDR queen. He has traveled many, many miles to find his hidden dojo… next door…
The blonde approached the massive gate to the Aburame Household.
"Halt. None may pass the sacred gates of the DDR queen"
"You do not understand. I am the Chosen one ot the DDR Heritage."
"You're that blonde idiot that lost as soon as he started?"
"I do not wish to be named that."
"Very well, but you must attempt to play DDR with me. I need to measure you power."
"Very well. You will regret approaching me."
Kakashi vs Gai – Kakashi
Itachi vs Sasuke- Itachi
Shikamaru vs Choji - Shikamaru
Garaa vs Ten Ten - Garaa
Naruto vs Hinata – Hinata (duh.)
Shino vs Deidara- Shino
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For the second round it will be
Kakashi vs Itachi- Kakashi
Shikamaru vs Garaa- Garaa
Hinata vs Shino-Shino
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For the third round it will be
Kakashi vrs Garaa- Kakashi
Shino vrs. Jirayia - Shino
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THE FINAL MATCH! OMGZERGOG!
Kakashi vs Shino.-
The saga will end soon, but begin with another…