Well believe it or not but we're now halfway through this thing XD. If you've stuck it out this long I thank you and also question your sanity...

Alpha 5 appeared in the Wasteland. He hoped that he would find who he was looking for somewhere around here. He asked around and everyone pointed to the mountain up ahead. "Of course..." he muttered to himself. He teleported and appeared at the base of the mountain. He made his way up and finally made it to the stronghold at the top. Someone was there to greet him. A rabbit.

"Who are you? You're not a cartoon.." the rabbit asked.

"About time I found you.." Alpha 5 sighed. "You're Oswald the Lucky Rabbit correct?"

"How do you know who I am?" he asked.

"You were once the most famous cartoon star in the world." Alpha 5 replied. "I watched all of your cartoons way back when."

"You'd have to be like almost 100.."

"Oh I'm much older.." Alpha 5 smirked.

"So why are you here?" Oswald asked.

"I need your help. You remember Mickey Mouse?" Alpha 5 asked.

"Hmph showboating fame stealing..." Oswald muttered spitting on the ground.

"Well his former incarnation, before Walt got to him is terrorizing everyone.."

"Someone brought THAT back? Oh that's priceless. I hope it ruins him.."

"Well he kinda killed his nice self.."

"HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!" Oswald laughed.

"I need your help to kill him."

"With pleasure!" he smirked. Alpha 5 grabbed him and teleported back to the command center.

Tsukete watched as Koulgan wrote down the language key and looked at it puzzled. "This isn't at all like Ryou wrote in the book. Are you sure it's right?" He took it once it was finished and went to his room and tried translating again. He was looking at a page for Alpha 69 and his head was pounding. The translation didn't seem to make sense. "Put your finger in his..." he shook his head. "That can't be right. It doesn't make sense! The words on this thing and the words that pop into my head aren't the same. GOD DAMMIT!" he yelled throwing the book at the door. He started screaming out swear words and throwing a huge tantrum. "THIS FUCKING THING IS WRONG!" he yelled.

"Well hello there fella." Ryou smiled petting the dog. "I was wondering where you went off to." he looked over at Shia. "Alpha 5 sent me a dog for some reason." he laughed. Then Ryou thought for a moment at Zangroth's request. He was bored as well. He didn't want to go after Kyle. He didn't want full scale war just yet. Then a thought occurred to him. "You want bloodshed? Well why don't we destroy whatever is left of Canada for shits and giggles." he looked at Shia. "You in for some fun dear?" he smirked.

Raja barked at him, leaning against his hand. I play this dog thing pretty well. Good way to mess with Kyle and Tremears one day, she thought and smiled, making her dog form pant. She chased her tail out of boredom and barked at what he said, acting like she was hyped up to do something "fun."

Shia laughed at the dog. "That thing sure is cute," she said. Just wait till I get it alone. It'll be dead before it knows it.

Raja heard Shia's thoughts and growled at her slightly.

Shia narrowed her eyes at the dog. What the hell? Then she rolled her eyes and smiled at Ryou. "You know I'm always up for fun, Love," she replied with an evil smile.

Koulgen jump up to his feet. "I did not go through hell just so you can something is wrong!" Koulgen yell as he pointed at tsukete grabbing his own head. "Trust me I know I am right." Koulgen started to feel light headed, but couldn't stop. He went to walk over to Tsukete, but passed out.

"Well he's out" Scyso laughed. "Someone kick the notebook over here. I can't move."

Kyle watched, hardly stifling a laugh as Tsukete screamed and Koulgen passed out. He walked over and picked up the notebook, and dropped it on a table. He picked up Koulgen's body, and set him on a nearby bed. Then, 5 appeared with Oswald.

"Is that... Oswald The Lucky Rabbit?" Kyle asked, ecstatic. He used to watch his cartoons when they were just coming out.

Zangroth said "Well master that sounds like an excellent idea." As he said that Zangroth thought to himself. I hope they have orphanages there I'm hungry. Also what the fuck is Canada. "Mi lord ill meet you in Canada." Zangroth walked in the shadows and disappeared to The local library to find Canada and, eat some kids. Children are so tasty after finding a new master.

"Don't ask me. I wouldn't know." said Kael with a shrug. There hadn't been much time for cartoons when he was young. Well, when he was 5, yes, but he never watched the old cartoons. He watched old war movies, like Ghosts of Onyx, The Flood, or the classic The Fall of Reach. Then he had been selected for the SPARTAN project when he was 6, so there wasn't time after that.

Alpha 5 looked at Kyle with a questioning look. "I know damn well you're not that old..." Oswald just looked at him and laughed. Alpha 5 shook his head. "This is Oswald the Lucky Rabbit. Our weapon against that psychopath Mickey. He can do everything Mickey can do..."

"And much more.. I'm beyond better than that arrogant mouse." Oswald smirked.

"Exactly." Alpha 5 said. He looked over and saw Tsukete and Kyle looking at the translation. "What's wrong?" he asked.

"It's all too much.. " Tsukete replied clutching his head. "Everytime I think I have it down the words seem to change. What the hell kind of language is this?"

"I wish I could tell you.." Alpha 5 replied apologetically. "He wouldn't teach us anything about his language. He didn't want to be reminded of his past."

"There has to be another person that would know..." Tsukete said.

Back at the castle Ryou was preparing the Alphas for the assault on the remains of Canada. "Alright guys it's scorch and burn. Leave no prisoners and if you see Anne Murray or Celine Dion bring them to me." he smirked. He looked over at Shia. "Ready my dear?" he asked. He took her hand and they vanished reappearing in the ruins of Quebec. The Alphas appeared right behind them along with the dog.

"Heh I always wanted to burn this pitiful country." Alpha Red smirked.

"Hell yeah!" Alpha 96 said. "Damn french bastards!" he said pulling out his pistol and shooting random civilians.

Raja wobbled a bit, the transportation had thrown her off a bit and she felt almost like she was drunk. Once she could see straight she padded over to Ryou and sat down.

"Of course," Shia replied with a smile and took his hand, anxious to see what he would do to Canada.

"God dammit mortal! Did I ask you to bring me to a bed? " Scyso demanded. as Kyle put him in a bed.

Tremears walked over to the bunny thing. "Uhm. Who is he Tremears asked as he walked up.

Kyle looked back at Alpha with a sort of evil glare.

"Don't question how old I am." He said, with a fake smile. Then, he turned back to Scyso.

"Well, it sure doesn't look like you can move in your current state, so rest up. also, he is Oswald. He used to be in kid's cartoons. He's famous for being... well, lucky, as his nickname suggests."

As Zangroth got done eating the children at the library, he left for Canada. When he got there Zangroth grabbed his sword ,and started killing everything he saw. He was so happy and said "My oh my i haven't had this much fun it centuries. Hahahahahahahahahahahah!" As he was laughing he saw Ryou over the next hill ,and thought to himself. I might as well join mi lord ,and he was on his

"Oh I'll question seeing as I was there when you were..." he stopped for a moment as a voice entered his head. "Yes 0.. Right away." his looked at everyone grimly. "0 must have gotten bored and now is burning Canada to the ground.. I'm supposed to go help with the assault. If you all decide to attack please don't come after me or I'll be forced to fight you.." and with that he vanished in an orange light.

"Should we help all those innocent people?" Tsukete asked. "It would be the right thing to do.. Although the Alphas will all be there.. "

"Mickey will probably be there too.." Oswald said. "If there's bloodshed he won't be too far behind.."

Meanwhile back on the battlefield Ryou had begun his own fun on the city. With a flash of his eyes and the mere utterance of a word the entire city was engulfed in flames. "I love fireworks.. So romantic." he smirked at Shia. He watched as Zangroth slaughtered down anyone that crossed him. He's quite powerful.. I need to find his weakness though.. he thought to himself. He realized the dog had followed and looked at her in surprise. "You sure like to follow me don't you?" he smiled.

Alpha appeared an instant later and was horrified. "This is awful.." he muttered.

"Awfully great!" Alpha 1 laughed behind him. "Burning this pitiful city could only improve it.." Alpha 5 just rolled his eyes and started blowing up buildings praying to God that people had escaped.

Wooo well Hopefully start on the next half tomorrow..