Dear Us
Peasants;
So we have reached a splendid total of over 100 stories of fabulous moi! Hurray!~ Three cheers for Chloe!
...and we have reached a miserable total of over 2,200 stories of Marinette.
That pathetic trash! How does she have more than me?! You must all be trash to write stories about that trash! That must be it!
And for the next part of our update, my dear Adrien and moi still have one story.
AND HIM AND STUPID MARITRASH HAVE ALMOST 800?!
What is wrong with you people?!
Were you raised in dumps?!
My poor Adrien-honey has more stories about him and a made-up character than me and him! PREPOSTEROUS
~...Chloe