Um, WOW.
Long chapter…
It might all be just filler…
Oh yeah. Happy Tree Friends make an appearance.
Like you could resist that.
Ha.
DISCLAIMER: I own none of the original.
Doma: Hello computer nerds, will you read this virtual text?
Dib: My god, is this an update?
Zim: I NO LONGER REQUIRE MUFFINS TO SMELL CORN!
Gir: LOL! LOL!
Yugi: Business as usual then?
Zim: You! Strange anime human!
Yugi: Yeah?
Zim: You lie; you are filled with horrid lies.
Yugi: …
Doma: Moving on… Let's look at that What If machine again!
Yugi: Again?
Zim: SILENCE, YOU ARE NOT TO SPEAK!
Yugi: Um… I'm going to regret this, but why are you mad at me?
Dib: Zim is offended of how your show portrays aliens. Whoopi.
Yugi: But I never…
Zim: I AM NOT A TREE! YOU ARE THE TREE! YOU TREE HUMAN!
Doma: Oh. Aliens. Cards. Card games.
Zim: I AM OVER 9000!
Doma: Looks like Zim didn't like the alien based Yugioh cards. Or how weak they are.
Zim: I require sacrifices! SO MANY OF THOSE!
Yugi: He is scaring me a little.
Dib: I don't get the game, but wow.
Zim: (points at Yugi) I'll put YOU face down, FOREVER!
Yugi: But…
Zim: FOREVER TILL I FLIP YOU… OFF.
Doma: …Moving on. The machine. Let us get to it.
Dib: Before Zim has a heart attack.
Zim: SO MUCH FLIPPING!
Yugi: (Backing away)
THE MACHINE OF WHAT IF, if you remember, it allows you to ask a question. And it gives you the answer. Please read back a few chapters.
Doma: Alright. So what question should we ask?
Dib: MY TURN! What happens if I…
Zim: IF I BEAT YUGI IN A CARD GAME?
Yugi: What is wrong with you?
What if Zim beats Yugi in a card game?
…
The answer: Zim slams a powerful monster and laughs. "You're finished!"
Yugi screams, as the monster finishes off his remaining life points.
"How could I lose? I had the power of friendship! Why?"
Zim sneered. "Easy. I AM MADE OF AWSOME!"
Yugi: That makes no sense!
Zim: HUSH YOUR HAIR!
Zim grows in fame and soon gained many friends. He even became a close friend of Yugi.
Zim: …Um?
The friendship in him grew to the point where he dedicated himself to save mankind. He found a cure for illness, hunger, and solved the energy crisis.
What a great guy!
Zim: WHAT?
Dib: I am a little disturbed…
Yugi: Well, you can't be the king of games without friends. It is just physically impossible.
Doma: I agree.
Zim: ZIM NEEDS NO ONE!
Yugi: So you'll drop the whole card thing?
Zim: Yes. I'll just beat you in… (Pulls out a manga and flips through it)
Yugi: …
Zim: A-HA! Dice! I'll beat you at DICE!
Zim throws down the dice in a dramatic fashion. Yugi stares at them in disappointment when they fell onto a winning combination.
"Aw, I lost."
"YES AND I…"
"Good game!"
"…What?"
Yugi picks up his bag and smiles. "I never really liked that game, but that was fun. Catch you later."
"WHAT?"
Zim: WHAT?
Yugi: No one cares about that game. No one. It's boring and lame.
Doma: I AGREE.
Yugi: We should play sometime though. It could be…
Zim: NO! I WISH TO CRUSH YOU. I do NOT want to be FRIENDS.
Dib: Okay, my turn…
(The machine explodes)
Dib: What? OH, WHY?
Doma: God hates you. Let's move on.
Yugi: Please.
Doma: I have a new guest! The cast of the HAPPY TREE FRIENDS!
Zim: YOU ARE THE TREE!
Yugi: This has nothing to do with cards…
(Cast of HTF walk onto set)
Me: Aw, they are so cute.
Flakey: Heheheheee (nervous)
Me: Aw, a porcupine! A relative of yours Yugi?
Yugi: Very funny. Ha, freaking, ha.
Everyone: …
Dib: They don't do much.
Me: Just wait for it.
(Nny walks onto the set)
Nny: Okay, what the h- OH MY GOD! The animals, so many filthy vermin of hell! I shall not be swayed to your cute and fluffy dark side! (Picks up a chainsaw)
Yugi: Oh god!
Nny: DIE DEMONS OF HELL!
BEEEP! This scene is censored. Too graphic.
Enjoy the short story!
Danny likes pizza. Yes, he loves pizza. He ADORES PIZZA. He liked it so much; he sold his organs so he could buy more of it. But he sold his stomach. And he died a painful slow death. He was cremated and his ashes became a new exotic pizza topping.
Massacre over, back to the story!
Yugi: (huddled in a corner) Find your happy place; find your happy place…
Gir: WHAT THIS DO? (Squishes a eyeball) WHAT THESE DO? (Squishes two livers) Ewwww… WHAT THESE DO?
Zim: Why is the Dib acting so… odd?
Dib: (Frozen in shock) Ohgodohgodnoohnothescreamsthebloodnotheyaretoocutenothescreamedth
ebonesaresnappingwhy…
Doma: Nice work Nny.
Nny: I feel much better. Not sure why I snapped like that…
Doma: TILL NEXT TIME!