BTW: I CAN'T FINISH THIS WITHOUT A NAME PLEEAAASSSEEE GIMME TWO GOOD NAMES THEY CAN ALREADY BE NARUTO CHARATERS!

RECAP: Kankuro is a jerk and Gaara finds out about Sasuke and Sakura.

"So what are you going to name it?"

Sasuke hadn't thought about a name at all. He'd been too busy convincing himself it was real.

"Ya know, I hadn't actually thought about a name."

"Well, don't think you should worry about it yet. She hasn't even started to show."

"Whoa..."

"What?"

"It's just...'started to show'...I'm gonna be a dad...Whoa..."

"Is that a happy realization...?"

"With anyone else it wouldn't be but with Sakura...it's the best thing that could happen to me..."

"So what's the problem..."

" You said 'starting to show'...it's the best thing that could happen to ME...what about Sakura...I'm pretty sure it's not her dream to have a stomach so far out she can't see her feet while she's this young...I've taken away her teenage life..."

"Sasuke, don't do that to yourself. She loves you. And you don't know maybe this is what she wants too."

"Thanks Gaara...whoa..."

"What now..."

"If it wasn't for you Sakura would be a single teenage mother...Thank you Gaara...for everything..."

MEANWHILE

"What'd you wanna talk to me about Naruto?"

"The yelling WAS Temari and Kankuro."

"Why didn't you just say that?"

"I didn't want Gaara to start crying all over again."

"Why would he? What are they fighting over?"

"Well...Kankuro want's to take Gaara back with them to the Sand...he thinks me and Gaara..is wrong...Temari was defending him but, I don't think she can change his mind. I heard Gaara crying to I just kinda...took him out of it and brought him in here...if it went on much longer I don't think Gaara would never think Kankuro could love him so now I'm gonna go talk to them. Cover for me."

"Wait! You can't talk to them by yourself...you're kinda the reason they're fighting...I'll go with you."

"Fine but if Kankuro starts a fight with me you gotta go...can't risk anything..."

"...Right..."

They walked down the hall to Temari and Kankuro. They were still fighting but at a much lower volume. They got close enough to hear them fighting. Naruto was about to walk in the middle of it but Sakura held him back and the two listened in.

"Kankuro what is the matter with you?"

"I guess I'm homophobic..."

"No you're not, you've got that gay friend."

"He's a mutual friend..."

"Come on Kankuro. What's really bothering you?"

"I JUST TOLD YOU!"

Naruto was tired of listening in he wanted to argue a little himself. Sakura kept holding him back, she thought that Temari was on to something, if they charged in there they might mess everything up.

"Don't yell! We're in a hospital and we've already been told off once. Anyway, Kankuro I know it's a little weird for us right now but we'll get used to it. I know you already knew that, which is why I don't believe you're this upset over him being gay."

"Well I am upset over him being gay. Simple as that."

"Kankuro talk to me. You're alienating Gaara, if we leave for the Sand with out relationships with Gaara in the state they're in we might never see him again."

"Temari think about it. 'Alienating Gaara' he'll be doing that himself, a demon and gay...I can't let him do that to himself...if he thought being a Jinchuuriki was bad being a gay one is going to be awful..."

"So the truth floweth forth. I knew you weren't upset with Gaara. I do see your point but look at Naruto, everyone still loves him."

"Gaara and Naruto are different. Yes they're both gay Jinchuurikis, which I suppose is very rare but Naruto had friends before all of this...Gaara didn't and doesn't...no one except us and some Konoha people..."

"Kankuro he's got plenty of friends here, they don't have to be from the Sand...plus the only people he really needs are you, me and Naruto...he's happy the way he is...and now you've made a big deal about him and Naruto...I won't be surprised is he never spoke to you again."

"I'll go apologize..."

Kankuro started walking in the direction of the corner Naruto and Sakura were hiding behind. They narrowly escaped being seen when he walked past them to find Gaara. As soon as he'd past the rounded the corner just in case he looked back. Temari was still there...

"Hey Naruto, Sakura...whatcha doin' hiding in a corner?"

"Well Naruto and I came to pacify whatever fight was happening but it seems you've got that covered...we'll be going then..."

"Wait...how much did you hear...?"

"From 'Kankuro what's the matter with you?'..."

"Well Naruto he's OK with you two...just by the way...but I guess you heard...anyway...I think the nurses are about to knock me out...I haven't exactly been the quietest visitor so let's go back to Sasuke's room..."

They all walked back to Sasuke's room.

MEANWHILE

Kankuro walked into Sasuke's room. Gaara was standing by Sasuke's bed. When he saw Kankuro he looked down, hiding his face. Sasuke started talking for Gaara.

"Why are you in here?"

"I came to talk to Gaara if that's OK with you."

"As long as you're OK with Gaara."

"Look it's not your business. Why don't you get back to getting your ass handed to you by a homo."

Kankuro realized his last word may have been offensive, he never even thought about changing his diction before, he obviously needed to.

"Gaara, do you want to talk to him?"

Sasuke put his hand on Gaara's arm, he had to duck down to see his face. He was crying, again. He did manage to say yes.

"Alright Kankuro, I guess you two can talk."

"I don't need your permission."

"Well I certainly didn't give it to you."

"Well that's good cause I DON'T NEED IT!"

"I DIDN"T GIVE IT TO YOU!"

"I DON"T NEED IT!"

"GOOD CAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!"

"FINE"

They quieted down, and remembered they were in a hospital.

"Ahem, you and Gaara can talk in here."

"Well, I think it's better I talk to him out in the hall."

"Oh, well, you can't talk in the hall. Nurses have been bugging Sakura and Naruto. I'm sure you noticed the staff hasn't been to pleased with us."

"It is your fault that we're in the hospital you know."

"Well if we weren't I drop you in a second."

"Bring it."

"You wanna go?"

"It won't be much of a fight, your obviously not that strong."

"What makes you say that."

"Going to the hospital for a punch, I don't know doesn't strike me as tough."

"After I'm through with you I won't be the only one in here."

"Listen, I came to talk to Gaara not to fight a bed ridden granny. Come on Gaara."

Kankuro took Gaara's hand and they walked out. Sasuke was wracking his brain for a clever comeback. Kankuro opened the door and when he did Sakura, Temari and Naruto came back in. Kankuro and Gaara scooted passed them and into the hall. Naruto and Sakura went to Sasuke to see what he was so worked up about. They couldn't help but laugh when he told them. Even Temari was laughing.