This chapter is a crack chapter. Be warned: bad accents are used.


"Oi! Whatsa this?" Mario said when he walked outside and tripped over a small, purple, rectangle, with two screens.\

"Itsa 3DS Mario!" Luigi yelled excitedly

"Nobody askeda you!" Mario said than sent Luigi flying

"So itsa 3DS huh? LETSA TAKEA PICTURES WITH IT!" Mario yelled

So Mario went taking pictures with the 3DS and editing them. THEN PEACH GOT KIDNAPPED! *gasp!*

"Mario! Help me!" Peach said

"Nota now! I'ma busy!" Mario said

Then Bowser took Peach away and forced her to marry him agenst her own will.

"Whata else cana I do witha this?" Mario asked

"You cana playa games on it!" Luigi said

MArio then punched Luigi again