A/N: I do not own DGM.

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Cross got up, much to the amusement of those who knew him (especially Allen). The song he got was "Why I Am" by Dave Matthews Band.

I grew from monkey into man
then I crushed fifteen million with a wave of my hand
I grew drunk on water turned into wine
Till I was slave and master at the same damn time

It's why i am
why i am
why i am
Still here dancing with the GrooGrux King

Out of my head and into the womb. Hello
A king of men it makes no sense
When I bow to the priest while I worship the witch

But it's why I am
always the one to make you smile
Why I am
still snake in the woodpile
It's Why I am
still here dancing with the GrooGrux King

Out of my head and into the womb
So will my ghost takes me from you
You can remember the fool that I am
Dont cry baby don't cry
The lose and the win of the world
Wrong and right, us and them of the world
It's the you and the me of the world
Only one way out of the world

Its the lose and the win of the world
Wrong and right, us and them of the world
It's the you and the me of the world
Only one way out of the world

(Tim Reynolds solo)

Its why I am
unlikely to agree
Why I am
climbin out of my monkey tree
Why I am
still here dancin with the GrooGrux King
we'll be drinkin Big Whiskey while we dance and sing
and when my story ends its gonna end with him
Heaven or Hell I'm goin there with the GrooGrux King
Its Why i am
the apple of your pretty eye
Why I am
a snake in the woodpile
Why I am
still here dancin with the GrooGrux King

out of my head an into the womb
so will my ghost takes me from you
you can remember the fool that I am
Dont cry baby don't cry

The song was actually good. It got a fair amount of silence and some clapping, but not as much as most other people. Muttering to himself Cross got back to his seat.

"Okay… up next is Road again!" Komui told the huge crowd.

Lenalee gave up on the flouncing contest and waved an imaginary white flag.

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A/N: It's the best I could come up with. Okay. Road's song will probably be a little the same way, not quite fitting. But still, I'm trying!

OH yeah, if you read the original (Cornbread) it was even worse than this so I reposted. I'm now happy with it. Please review!