Background Music
Ever noticed how some of the background music in FFXIII ischeesy? (store/elevator/commercial music type) well that's exactly what this chapter is about.
Lightning walked into the grassy field. Hope and Snow followed.
"Wait don't move..... do you guys hear that?"
"Are we at Wal Mart or Gran Pulse? This music sounds like we're in a grocery store." Snow said.
"Clean up in aisle 3," Hope said. They laughed. "Calling Mr. Bishop to the register, Mr. Bishop." Lightning said. They laughed again.
"Erin, your party is waiting, Erin." Snow said. "That wasn't funny." Hope said.
"This corny music is your fault Hope. Fix it."
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!"
"Yes you did I saw you." Vanille said out of nowhere.
"Vanille where did you come from?" Lightning asked.
"MY MOMMA! You gotta a problem with tha- uh I-I'm just a figment of your imagination! I'll be going!" Vanille ran off.
"My imagination poofs away." Hope said. Suddenly Odin pops out.
"HEY TELL YOUR EIDOLON THERE'S A PARTY IN LIGHTNING'S BOOBS!!"
"OH THAT'S where your l'Cie mark is! Can I see?" Hope asked.
"Snow this is YOUR fault! Now Hope and Odin are into porn!"
"Why'd you guys say anything?"
"Wait, it WAS your fault?"
"Yea. Isn't that why you constantly say it is?"
"NO!"