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Which member of the OTP flips Helen's 9x13 pan of brownies at the PTA meeting?

The damn PTA meeting for the parents of students in the Hetalia Middle School. So many things went wrong. Parents fought, the principal either flirted with the moms or napped, and someone's "homemade" brownies were always thrown across the room.

Ludwig, the husband of the bubbly Felicity and Marine Drill Sargent, took over the meeting because the Principal Karpusi was napping. He demanded order and if there was none, eight suburban moms and a few dads were working on their upper body strength. They were the parents of Leslie and Romeo.

Romano and his wife Isabella were the ones that you suspected that would sooner or later would get a divorce but was surprisingly happily married and the name "idiota" was a term of endearment. Their children were the twins: Romana and Maria, and a five year old boy named Francisco.

Tino and Berwald were the adorable gays with Peter.

Mathias and Frigga were surprisingly on their sixth child. She was about eight months pregnant. Their middle schoolers were Sif, Loki, Thora, and Astrid. The other two were Dominica and Mark.

Yao and Catherine were the... strange family. The only middle schooler they had was Kiku.

Erika and Leon had a young fifth grader named Hela.

Gilbert was only there because he was on the school board and so he could flirt with Madeline.

Madeline was a divorced mother with an ex husband in prison for drugs and she had the trouble maker twins: Jean and Javert.

Francis and Elizabeth, or Bess as she preferred, had a little boy that needed speech therapy named Matthew.

Roderich and Eliza were dotting parents of a boy named Feliciano.

And then there were these two.

Alfred and Esther.

Alfie and Essie.

Where one went the other followed.

No one in the PTA really liked them, but, they were the ones that were most involved with their children. The others did the minimal effort. These two went 100 percent and beyond with Joseph and David much like Tino and Berwald did with Peter. And Alfred's brownies were the most delicious thing after Felicity's pasta.

Everyone was deciding what to do for the end of the year party with the budget they were given. After much debate and swear words, the final vote was between a space themed party with a rocket bouncy castle or, they rent a bus and go to the zoo about three hours away.

"Everyone who wants the space party, raise your hands."

Some hands went up.

"And the zoo?"

More hands went up.

But Bess made a fatal mistake: insulting Alfred and Essie in front of him.

"Well if the Jones' want to go to the zoo, I bet they want to see their relatives." Bess whispered to her husband but everyone heard it.

"Would you care to elaborate on that, Iggy?"

Alfred's use of her high school nickname made her flinch. He hadn't called her that since he broke up with her after prom.

"You know perfectly well what I meant."

"You know, you were never the one for delectably."

"I say it as it is. You are interesting like the zoo."

This was painful for everyone. She kept digging a hole. Any deeper and she would be able to use it as a grave.

"So, referring to my wife and I as zoo animals is complement?"

"Yes. NO! THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, here is a woman that is still pissed at me for breaking up with her at prom for being too clingy and demanding and overall psychotic, and is taking out her frustration on my wife of fifteen years."

Francis tried to put his hand on his wife's mouth to keep her from shouting things she would regret. Bess bit his hand hard enough to break through the skin and bleed.

"Oh I was psychotic? What about you? You were never wanted to be committed to the relationship I wanted! I wanted to move thing forward but you were not interested!"

Gilbert passed the cookie plate around while Romano and Matthias took bets.

Essie was stunned. It wasn't everyday that your spouse and his ex girlfriend had a confrontation in front of you.

"You wanted to talk about marriage after a year of dating! We were juniors not graduates in college!"

"You cheated on me!"

"Natalia was my partner for the family unit in that one class! We had to keep an egg from breaking!"

"You were raising a child!"

"IT WAS A STUPID EGG THAT WE GOT AN A ON BECAUSE WE DIDN'T LET IT BREAK!"

"YOU NEVER LOVED ME IN HIGH SCHOOL!"

Francis was planning on having a talk with his wife about their marriage with a lawyer.

Esther was passing the plate of cookies to Frigga.

"YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU PSYCHOTIC WITCH? YOU HAVE A ROOM RESERVED FOR YOU AT THE NUT HOUSE ALONG WITH YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS!"

The bets were placed and breaths were held waiting to see what was going to happen next.

"GO TO HELL JONES!"

"ANYWHERE WHERE YOU AREN'T KIRKLAND-BONNEFOY!"

And then as Bess was about to lunge forward to strangle him, Alfred grabbed the plate of brownies and threw one fake homemade brownie at a time.

"Was that really necessary?" Esther asked as her husband climbed into bed.

"We were looking for a way out of the PTA without downright quitting. Elizabeth insulted us, I defended us the best I could."

"Did you have to throw brownies though?"

Alfred shrugged. "Go big or go home. So, who won the bets?"

"Gilbert, Matthias, Tino and Berwald, and Erika and Leon got about fifteen dollars each from the others." Esther went back to her book.

"That's not bad. Did you place any bets?"

"No. I passed the cookies around."

"Fighting takes a lot of energy. Night Honey Bear."

"Good night Alfie." Thanks for standing up for me.

Catherine is Fem Russia. Named after Catherine the Great.

Elizabeth is Fem England. Queen Elizabeth the First or Good Queen Bess.

England is just the mean one for the sake of the story.