"So Speedwagon foundation already funded many stuffs for both Evangelion project and SAW incorporated?"

"More accurately, used to be for the former, sir. They bailed out soon after they cannot negotiate for the betterment of Japan and German NERV employees. It seemed that there are many...abuses in that place."

"I see. This matter's getting more and more complex. First i found out that Hamon technique has mysteriously come back was due to many new enemies, Speedwagon foundation turned out to have much more role in post Second Impact, even funded SAW that, incidentally, had Joestar and now...this thing we called stand..."

The old man, still physically at his prime, suddenly showed his own spirit apparition; purple vines, came out of his own hands. The man then took his spirit, which he just called as Stand to crush the instant film in front of him. Carefully took his vines away from the negative, he took a look at the produced photo.

"This is..."

The photographed picture of Gendo Ikari and Fuyutsuki.

"I was looking for my grandson's whereabouts, but instead i got a photographed picture of two NERV Commander. How come it be?! This's not making sense at all! Unless..."

"HIS KIDNAPPERS ALSO PLANNED TO CAPTURE NERV COMMANDERS?! OMAGAAAAWD! This is crazier than i could ever imagine!"

"Sir?"

"ROSES!" He called his butler, whom he has been chatted since the start of the conversation. "We're going to Japan! And give me the number of NERV. They may have something there to help my grandson. After all, i have proof their own commanders are also at risk."

"Y...yes sir."

-ng-

"Maya! Couldn't you make yourself useful and do something in the least?"

The danger of the situation couldn't be described by words, mainly because...there's still no indication for who was responsible for the attack. So far every enemies were drone of sort, shaped like animals, and quiet of advanced ones in fact, judging by their quick movements. To make it even worse, every single of the robots cosmetics looked a lot like technology from Terminator dystopia, up to the creepy grin the attack drones bore. None of the technology advancement in the post-second Impact have taken its notes from Terminator franchise as far as they concerned, so it's something akin to the whole Soros conspiracy ended up being very true.

Had he been there, Arnie would be not amused, to say the least.

"I...i don't know how to use gun, senpai..."

"WHAT? How could a NERV lieutenant don't know how to fucking shoot? Even i know one or two things about gun! What kind of standard we're having here actually!" Ritsuko screamed in high form exasperation, which should happened way before. How could an earth military base with immunity had a lieutenant who don't know how to fucking shoot.

"Actually, i can aim." Maya tried to reassert her own ability. How could she looked bad in front of her senpai? "But i never get used to the recoils! The gun always hit me on the nose after i took like three hits."

"Oh, that's it? You can actually shoot people?"

"Yes!"

"I can attest to her, doc!" Said Shigeru, who was in his own shooting trouble. "This girl could even handle a shotgun, the heavy ones! It's just that somehow the fucking thing always fly to her face in two or three shots."

"Then why didn't you say so?" Said Ritsuko as she opened a cabinet, filled with an experimental weapon.

Said experimental weapon was the miniaturized version of the positron rifle, only instead for sniping, it was a full-automatic assault rifle.

"It still has recoils, but the weight'll be more than enough to make it stay down."

"Eh, doc, i don't want to disappoint you, but..." Shigeru lifted the gun with all strength he could muster. "But i could barely lift it! This shit is heavy as hell, how's she supposed to shoot all these goons when no one could handle the weight alone?"

"...You know, i hate to say it, but Shinji was right. Sometimes we didn't think through of things we invented, and it ended with something like...this."

"So you're saying that you never...weighed in on who could lift and use the weapon?"

"Hey, the positron rifle's never supposed to be mobile in the first place!" Ritsuko defended herself. "It's just somehow ended up being a not-so portable weapon! I'm not the one who developed it further than the initially intended function!"

"Oh, for sake." Said Aoba before he called one of their own, Dwayne Johnson, who's currently cracking two skulls of their enemies. However, there was an attack dog lunged at him, which was shot by Shigeru and Makoto. His attention taken, The Rock turned around and stopped a drone from bashing its bayonet, and crushed its neck with his own bare hands.

"Yes, Shigeru?"

"Need protection for your back, Rock? I think our girl here can do that to make herself useful."

-ng-

"Yes, this is NERV communication director speaking." Said Jackie Chan. "Yes, sir. Jackie's here, and Jackie's always fine." He said so with a bright smile, which instantly went more solemn. "You sure?... I see. I'll do our best, sir."

"Shinji, Rei, i think it's time for you to use the summon sign." Said Jackie soon after the call ended.

"Something wrong happened in the retrieval mission? Although granted, we should've always expected it."

"It's something worse. One of our donators, Joestar LLC, has requested our help to save his grandson back. Based from his Intel, it seemed that he was captured by one of our enemies."

"Um, no offense sir, but how's he ended up suggested that it was our enemies who captured him?"

"Because the kidnappers are now heading to capture Mr. Fuyutsuki and Gendo Ikari."

"WHAT?" Both pilots immediately sat up from their seat. "I...is there any information we have about them?"

"I don't know much, unfortunately, but Mr. Joestar was a soldier in Vietnam War, so his grandson's possibly a tough fighter as well. Also, his attacker cannot be that big of a group considering the time strain, and your father's currently at international water, so at least we won't ended up facing a big, total war on the jurisdiction of country that might harbored hatred against NERV."

"So it's going to be a fight like the previous school infiltration, but we're going to use yet another untested method much like the first Angel fight, which incidentally involved me again. Why am i not surprised at all?"

"Because you've been trained to expect it. And what's wrong with being a pioneer?"

"There's nothing wrong with being pioneer." Said Shinji, still looked like someone with contempt. "But i'd prefer if all those pioneering not come with narrowly avoided death scenes and climaxes. "

"But you'll still do that, right?"

"Heh. Like i won't give up any chance to do the right thing."

"Then what you said is just a complaint from an understandably upset young man." Said Mr. Fujioka. "Who will still do it regardless. I see that my stories about reluctant and imperfect heroes who simply did the right thing not just a thing that goes in one ear and out of other."

"How could i forget those stories of Washington? Those stories were why i never fall again."

"And it will help you to rebound when you do." Said Jackie, now holding his phone again. "Request for a double plug test for First and Third, with adults inside."

"Adults?" Surprisingly, it was Rei who said that.

"You think we'll put the whole burden on you two?" Said Hiroshi Fujioka, now holding a belt that was the property of the first Rider. "And besides, if my theory's correct, i can summon myself as a Kamen Rider Ichigo!"

-ng-

That week was never good for Asuka in the first place.

Everything that could went smooth went bad for her, and those with risk went...well, horribly. Between being outclassed by her friend who turned to be fucking vampire and all those humiliations, Asuka already summarized that this week's simply a bad week, as a Jackie Chan would say. So as long as she could killed the monster and saved the world, she could call it a day and went to sleep for at least a week and forget/accepted that everything happened the way they were.

And yet, still nothing could prepared her for the utter absurdity that bestowed upon her.

"Oh, you gotta be kidding me! This whole shit's definitely went too far!"

Not far away from the coast, there stood a collection dilapidated boats. And yes, that wasn't a grammatical error. There's really a collection of many dilapidated boats, each of them placed in such a way that they managed to resemble a crude robot. It was about 1.5 times taller than an Evangelion, and much bulkier than those scrawny piloted giants.

And on top of it, was a giant drone, projected a live feed of a wrestler that had been a recluse since Second Impact. Projected in red hue, the wrestler started his speech with a maniacal laughter of his.

"AHHHAAHAAAAEEAAAHAHHAHEHAHAA! YAAAASH! The conDEESHUN, of the Angel, has been pecuulear, being a newborn and all. So i, Broken and soon to be Woken Matt Hardy, decided, to take it for myself! It could be our key, to further the goal of the Total Dehleeetion! And maybe get a friend for Maxel."

"Honey, i think Maxel's going to be terrified of it." Said an unseen feminine voice.

"That's why Brother Nero's third objective is to search for Megas XLR blueprint, darling. Oh, and all of you, obsolete mules that stood in de wey, shall be, deleted! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELEEEEETE!"

-ng-

"Kaji, don't tell me this shit's really happening."

"Ma'am, i'm sorry to confirm it, but your eyes, brain, and every working neuron do not deceive you. We definitely faced an army of robot and a giant robot made from wrecked boats."

"Do you have any intel that could prevent any of this?"

"Um...maybe we had our suspicion on Matt Hardy's possible cult, but frankly i don't recall anything that could lead to us concluded that he could build a robot from wrecked boats."

"Somehow, i don't think anyone would blame you for this oversight." Said Misato sarcastically.

"Glad to hear that i won't be fired, my lady."

"RIIISE SHINING GUNDAAAAAM!"

In the midst of chaos, another gigantic robot rose for their duty call, this one was to engage the unexpected giant robot made of every dilapidated boat a mad man could ever find. But Misato couldn't believe it. She thought that Gundam's just a codename for Domon's custom Jet Alone, much like Roadrunner by an unusually super hammy Tommy Lee Jones in Under Siege. But between the white and blue paint job with red lines, and the iconic head with a V wing as its headpiece, it's pretty much undeniable that Domon's really had a literal Gundam.

"...An actual fucking Gundam. Is this day can get any weirder?"

"BROKEN SKULL ENGAGE!"

Here they are. The Gundam for a trailer park trash. Clearly modeled after the Texas Rattlesnake himself, the thing wearing a Smoking Skull vest, and its head was clean from any ornament. On his hand was a progressive chair, a default weapon of Stone Cold in his interruption mode. In addition to said vest, its knee pad and armor plates that constructed to resemble Austin's skin tight jeans were the protective gear of said robot.

"I guess that 50 billion of molding really fucking worth it." Kaji commented at the highly accurate robot. The manufacturer of said thing really went for accuracy there. Even there was a belt that could be taken off to whip his opponents.

"Kill me." Misato said shortly after she couldn't compute about which fact's the worst, the money spent for that ridiculous robot of Austin or that NERV and SAW actually accepted that ridiculous proposal of Austin.

"I'm afraid that i have to deny that command."

Misato's finger twitched to pull the trigger against Kaji's head, either from an insubordination or taking everything too literally for his own amusement, but she decided to against it. For now.

"Can at least something strange not happened again for a moment?"

In an instant, she saw The Rock made a run to save a bewildered field worker of NERV, stomped the suicide robot that almost bit its leg. The Rock then kicked the head into the crowd of shooter robot that was shooting at the cover for , created a large explosion in the process. Another horde charged at him, so he turned around, and revealed a big experimental weapon, wielded by an almost too happy Maya. Soon the usually meek woman shooting at the horde that suddenly developed their A.I. to almost human level and began to run away, cackling maniacally as she screamed at how proud her senpai must be right now. Meanwhile, Rocky's armor suit did the dodging for Maya, his back eyes activated to help him avoid those bullets from the few robots who still dared to shoot at them.

"...I guess your wish has been denied, my lady."

And that day, Misato shot her former boyfriend for the first time, who dodged it so it hit the robot lunged at him instead. Oh well, perhaps he had another time to patch that rocky relationship of theirs later.

Also, Ritsuko suddenly felt like faking cold once she returned to the Japan NERV.

-ng-

"So these two lanky robots are going to stop me? WONDERFUL! I never thought taking an angel alive could be any easier!"

"WE SHOULD TAKE FROM THEM, EVERYTHING!"

"Not yet, Brother Leonidas I! As much as i'd like to get everything, including Sister Aryanami in one catch, we still have ten more Angeru before, the instrumeentality begin. And besides, if we get too much of these key items for our awakening, they may ended up teaming up, and destroying us instead! At least, that's what my premonEETIon said, when i fed the soul of Alexander Hamilton grass. Poor goat is so disturbed by his death, he keeps eating paper!"

"I suppose you make sense there, my supreme lord." Said the obviously deranged Gerald Butler. He knew exactly why Matt was so keen in getting the Angel figures. Their souls were as old as all ancient beings they know, which's also why getting the clone of Rei Ayanami was their primary goal for the completion of their own Instrumentality, called DEHLEEHTION!

"Now we can- wait a minute. Weren't you supposed to accompany my great apprentice, Matthew the Dragon Slayer of Futurama?" Matt asked his mule, obviously not amused with this possibly act of disobey.

"My comrade Bale the Bat and master Matthew are now currently traveling on the void of time. They're on the way to the full learning of time itself, to master their own way of Premoneetion. The combination of the power of our Seven Deities, and time shall bear the fruition that few could ever imagine. We, will get the glory that Lord of Seven Deities always set at his Ultimate goal!"

"I suppose that make some senses, but why weren't you coming with them? I thought you're his subordinner or submarine, or something like that." Said Matt, obviously had no idea if another person with great premonition ability on par of his broken mind would be good for him, or humanity for that matter.

"I'm here to rely information from them to you, my Supreme Lord. There will be the time when they will leaving clues to us, about what would happen, and how we should use them for our best interest. That's how the premonition work. But for now, they focused on one goal only."

"And what it would be, my de-fade and unobsolete mule?" Said Matt, relieved that his premoniton's still vast in comparison.

"Retrieval of the lords of all vampires, their strongest kind, four people who seek one of the ultimate source of any man who seek godhood, the Pillar Man."

"The pillar man? Wasn't that rumor said they have been deleted, in a mysterious accident in Vietnam around the freeze war by the hero from the State Federate of the Northern Earth Stratosphere?"

"Correction, sir. It's just their regular members that have been kille-i mean, deleted by the unknown hero." Said Butler the Leonidas, showed that he still had some sanity left. "What happened at that time, according to what i've learned from the future writings of the light of anti-deities, is that the leader of Pillar Man managed to attain immortality. Now truly unbeatable, the American hero had no choice but to defeat him with the sheer luck. He used mini-nukes that were planted by crazy Vietcong leaders that wanted to kill McCain after he fooled them by giving them the name of Green Bay Packers Squad as his squadron. Off-record from CIA of course. And this's the interesting fact, from our own first premonition."

"And what it would be, Leonidas?"

"He shall be awaken in the time, when earth's dying, sun is red, and the vessel of the seed of life's looking at us, ready to take us as his own part. His mind, which has been stop thinking for eons, will AWAKEN!"

"So my apprentice's not only going to retrieve an immortal being that's obviously gonna be our useful mule, but also confirm what happened in the time when Earth couldn't help but to classify itself as OBSHOLETE?!"

"You GOT IT RIGHT, MY LORD! SOON, OUR ENEMIES WILL DINE, IN HELL!"

"WONDERFUL!"

And in instant, their robot was attacked by the two robots that Matt have been regarded as so little of importance previously.

-ng-

"Is it dead now?"

"Nah." Said Austin to Mari who just got in time to retrieve the additional nitrogen tank, out of her D-Type Equipment. His progressive chair just dented the head of the giant. Meanwhile, Shining fingers just sliced the boat that made the chest part of the hastily made robot that miraculously worked in the first place. "I already know since a long time that the Hardys are pretty much insane, even in their real life presence, but his powers are legitimately terrifying. We should take him ass down in pronto so shit won't get out of control. And by pronto, i mean destroy every inches of this thing. Domon, can you do that finger thing again? But do it on the head. Or giant drone, if you want to be specific."

Shining Gundam didn't do any response except shoving Austin's Gundam away, but Stone Cold already anticipated the shove, knowing that the boy has always been kinda anti-social. The robot then prepared to finish the head off, with its shining finger attack.

Only to bounced back as it hit an orange hexagonal-shaped shield.

"AT FIELD?"

"FOOLISH! YOUR ATTACK ARE OBSOLETE AGAINST THE WARRIOR OF SEVEN DEIEETIES!" Screamed the gigantic Vanguard 1 in the vein of Matt.

"Shit! Mr. Austin, can you take my part in Asuka's battle? I don't think electric power is enough to pierce the robot's

"Somehow i know i'm gonna be that girl's errand boy sooner or later." Despite that, Austin still went to Asuka's place with the nitrogen tank.

"Domon, how much power did you put in that last attack."

"90%! I can put much more, but i need to get inside Shining Gundam."

"Then do it." Mari ordered him. And the man who was physically older but in actuality younger obliged.

"So you're prepared to be deleted, girl?"

"You know, i've been prepared to fight against Angels and other evils since 15 years ago, and never in my imagination that i would fight a monster, a giant robot and a guy with insane hairdo and equally loony accent at the same time in my debut."

"Whatever you-what? Sorry, can you do the math again?"

"Em, i already trained as EVA pilot since my first college year, and i graduated one or two years faster?"

"Did you say despite your physical being's 16 years old at most, you're actually 30 and plus years woman?"

"Eh, i guess?" Said Mari, questioned herself because despite of the fact, she herself never felt and act like an actual adult. She did not question how Matt Hardy knew that she physically still 16 (one hell of a developed sixteen years old fyi), although that maybe because of Matt's own knowledge

"Then welcome to the club, of the vessels of great souls!" Said Matt in a genuine celebration. Behind him, a spartan looking man and gorgeous Puerto Rican woman blew up horn and kazoo, and a toddler holding a goldfish bowl, with a Puerto Rican man holding the boy and said something about Napoleon. Mari justified them as his fellow crazy inmates or family who played with the too well and goddamn real insanity. "Well young one, i have this broken proposal for you, and you only." Matt stated that without even realized on how he just shot himself on the foot. "Join me to prepare the Total Dehleetion of this inhabitable world, and i'll let NERV to have their Angel here...for a while."

"Dear, i don't think that's a fair deal for her."

"Okay, i'll add something more Reby." Matt obliged the woman. "You can become my apprentice! The one who will advance my goal for Total Dehleetion. Together with Apprentice Matthew, you can beat EEVERYTHING! You can defeat your alternate realities and get stronger and become The One, you can slice the head of your kind and become The One, or you red-pilled yourself and become The One! It's your choose your own Adventour, and you can get it, if you join me, in the Total, DEHLEEETION!"

"Aww, that sounds like a delightful and thrilling life for me, a girl looking for excitement in her life! No."

"Then i'll make you, young one! WOOOHOHOOOHOOO!"

The bigger robot swatted his arm against the enemy in front of it, which was easily dodged by the more nimble giant. Mari's Eva then threw a progressive machete into the submarine bomber that acted like a tendon between the thigh and leg of the giant, and it blew up, caused the Giant to fall into its another and still exist knee. Mari then grabbed the machete and pushed it against the head of the fallen giant. It's now the battle between AT Field and AT Field.

Mari could feel the AT Field of the robot weakening, but soon she found herself blasted by the punch of the creature, who did an impressive one legged jump to get her prone robot. Mari grabbed her handgun, and shooting at her enemies with the EMP bullets. The bullets did not do real damages, but its collisions with the robot's AT Field changed its momentum, allowed Mari to roll away and grabbed her machete back. She then hacked at the robot, and turned it into a limbless being.

And when she charged at the head yet again, it flied away.

"I knew it would happen." Said Mari to herself as she shot at Vanguard 1. She getting desperate, as she knew that unlike the other EVA, hers still weakened by the low operational time, merely increased to 7 minutes, not even close to Shinji that has been raised to 15 minutes in normal. Unlike the other pilots, her EVA's soul was unknown, and her EVA was modified to be capable of turning into a beast, turned it into something much more unstable, so she piloted like how Rei would be had Shinji did not become the badass he became and tamed the soul of her EVA; Piloted it with low sync rate, in leisure pace. Her impressive feats merely came from her vampire genetic and some side benefits from piloting something that could become much loose.

However, she soon was stopped by a flying debris destabilized her aim, and soon became appalled as she looked behind her and found the still not destroyed completely parts disassembled themselves, now hovering in the air.

"But i don't expect that one~!"

Mari crouched down, hide herself like a girl being attacked by angry crown of sparrows. The wreckage of those dilapidated boats then reassembled themselves, this time into a smaller robot around the size of Evangelion itself. Leaner and definitely faster, its kick hit the still prone Mari.

"Senor Benjamin, i'm Greetful for you to put the multiple form programs inside our friend, Vanguard 1. Gracias."

Holding her stomach, Mari soon found herself had to roll away from Matt who charged at her. But Matt's new found of grace made him capable to anticipate the EVA's impressive agility and maneuvered as well, making Mari's evasion as bought time at most. Matt then hit her EVA with his knee, and lifted the dazed girl for a crucifix powerbomb.

Mari knew she had no chance. She let him slammed him.

All of a sudden, both heard the roar of a beast, almost deafening everyone in the vicinity. The mad man, obviously, glee-ed in delight.

"YAAASH! MY MONSTER ARISE!"

Mari did not waste this opportunity. Soon the wrestler found his robots arm sliced off from its socket and the meddlesome girl/woman straddled him, readied to stab its head off. Matt tried to put the stop of it with its still existing hand, finding that his own robot would become vulnerable had he decided to change into something else. But as he managed to pulled the right arm off its socket, Mari turned berserk and immediately pummeled his robot's body, turned it into flattened scraps of metal. Now had nothing to lose, Vanguard 1 denied Matt's inputs and just getting itself out of here.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING MY SWEETHEART?"

"Saving my ass, beep bop! Screw the instrumentality!" Its message said to Matt.

But soon Vanguard 1 had itself being pulled by Mari's Evangelion, who pulled the trashy robot by her teeth.

"NOOO! Reby, please tell me we have some mules and apprentices we could use to fight that pink atrocity!"

"Um, we don't have our soldiers there, but maybe we can scrap the data from its memory bank and-"

"NOOO! I don't want my Vanguard 1 turned into Vanguard 2!"

And it was the truth. Vanguard 2 may had the same personality, but so many value would be lost. Their riding car together, searching for Senor Benjamin who stormed out in frustration after V1 defeated him in chess for 5 times in a row, setting traps for their prospective mules and apprentice (who most of them named Matthew). Not to mention the possibility of personality change after it just assessed back the information. It might even went hostile on Matt if it decided that Matt's too pushy or other lame crap like that.

Okay, maybe it's more than just sentimentality, but still.

Mari managed to destroy its AT Field, and as a result Vanguard 1 lost its shield. But when she went for the stab, something crashed into her head and exploded, rendered her world into nothing but darkness...

-ng-

Right after Domon excused himself...

"Shining Gundam, return back to my current position and-"

Soon enough, their post was overwhelmed by several robots. Austin did the lou thesz press at the robot that attacked him, smashed him into pieces. He then knocked another robot and grabbed his miniaturized progressive chair, swung them at the other lunging robots.

And as Austin initiated the emergency shutdown, Domon already went on his way to get into his robot. As he ran in his path, three bear robots that took interest in him were immediately shot down by bullets from a shotgun.

"Godspeed, brother."

Domon slid over the space between the robot that was in grapple with The Rock, who proceeded to out-muscled it and threw it to the suicide bots, created a big explosion that swallowed many of their own. Another bear-sized robot then grabbed him from behind, but Maya Ibuki blasted the robot away. The robot, sent flying into Domon's direction, immediately greeted with the foot of Domon that sent it into another moment of helplessness in the air. The robot then exploded as it hit the volcanology station, ensured NERV having to pay for another fee of the destruction of their equipment. Said building was at least 150 feet away from the spot where he kicked it.

Meanwhile, Misato Katsuragi was safe, protected from any kind of danger as she went underground. She was there supposedly to call for an enforcement that had been long due, but instead all she could do was twitching her eyes at the new brand of insanity that was just displayed by her former boyfriend's brother.

"So...why he needs a Gundam again?"

And then, Misato got a phone call from the base that was supposed to be backing them up in case something bad happened. There was a reason why the N2 bombers were called off in the first place.

"There you are! Finally! I wonder how the fuck are you going to explain this attack, Mr. Stallone?"

"There's another attack there?"

"Another? Are you saying that you also been attacked by these robots?"

"Oh, shit. This's a distraction, isn't it?" Said Stallone in an eureka moment for himself.

"Of course it's a distraction! No wise enemies want to attack so blatantly! Now do your job, and send another of our custom Jet Alone! I don't care if it's shaped like Tarzan Rambo on steroids, just fucking launch it!"

"Soon when we get out of the emergency total shutdown! These fuckers clogged our launch system and...URGH! GET OFF!"

After he closed the call, Stallone immediately kicked the robot that lunged at him. His other arm, holding a progressive spear for human size, struck down a bear-sized bot, destroyed it into pieces by the very powerful vibration that was produced by it. He looked at Schwarzenegger, who just ripped the throat of a robot with his own bare hand.

"The base called! We have to give them support as soon as possible!"

"Easy for them to say!" Said Arnie as he threw the head of the robot to the window. An explosion soon was heard."They're not the one who experienced uninitiated shutdown!"

"Of all thing, Seagal chose to investigate Vince. When we need him the most..."

"Don't panic."

And soon as the mysterious voice gone, a man in black coat arrived from the rooftop, immediately snapped the back of the robot he landed on.

The man was Wesley Snipes. Also vampirized, judging by the big fangs that he had.

"Some motherfuckers just want to skate uphill." He said before he sliced the robots around him.

Regardless of the nonsense Snipes just spouted off, Sly and Arnie ran to the main control room to undo the total shutdown.

-ng-

"Damn!" Asuka cursed as she ran out of nitrogen to spray at the volcano.

"Need help here?"

"Stone Cold! I take it that Mari's taking care of that batshit Matt?"

"Well, you can see her yourself."

"Damn." Asuka cringed as Mari crouched from the flock of dilapidated boat. "Multiple forms of a robot who could detach its parts?" She then looked back into the volcano, a place where her opponent still stranded. "Seems like we have to end this fast if we want to help Mari. Any idea?"

"I'd say we drop these two tank on it like N2 bomb. Motherfucker's too much to be handled by us now, how can we be sure we could use it for research purpose later?" Said Austin, now safe from the rest of the robot for at least several more minutes before they managed to breach the security.

"Well yeah, but can't we at least preserve like its head or something?"

"That's depend on how we kill this thing. Drop it while it has its hand looming over or something, and we might get the better of both world. Your choice, Asuka."

"How far can you throw that thing?" Asuka suddenly asked. "Can you throw the tank to the volcano?"

"Eh, maybe i need some boosts, but yeah. I can pull it off. But why you don't do it yourself?"

Asuka then pointed at her currently very bulky EVA.

"I see."

"I don't think they would appreciate another torn out equipment." Asuka pointed at Mari's torn D-Type that also doubled as her Onion Knight cosplay. "Even if i could. And it will take time to take this off."

"Well i better be prepared now. Boost like... Poetry in Motion, or AT Field boost?"

"Damn it, sir! I don't want to hear anything related to my idol that just went super cuckoo there."

"Shit, girl. You're really into older man, huh?"

"Just shut up."

Both giants then prepared for the acrobatic act. Asuka had herself down on all-four, using her AT Field as some kind of trampoline. Looked into the horizon where Mari fought the embodiment of madness, the German girl could see her friend about to be slammed by the lunatic wrestler.

"Mari..."

Then, the roar was heard. The roar of the beast that soon will be exhumed with the coldness. The beast who allegedly a newborn, and boasted an impressive size despite its status. Ironically fitting, considering that the deepest of hell in Inferno is one hell of a cold place, which one of the ring had the oldest demon, Satan itself trapped as its proper punishment.

Soon as everyone saw the matured giant, they screamed in terror.

"HOLY SHIT! IT'S FUCKING HUGE!"

Indeed, the claw of the creature alone already engulfed half of the mountain. And soon as its head popped out of the crater, its obvious that the head alone's at least as big as a half part of the Evangelion itself.

If Asuka had any doubt and hesitation about the necessity of the action, she now knew she HAD to.

In a swift move, Asuka's AT Field bounced Austin who already threw the nitrogen tank up, definitely aimed for better height. In an instant, Austin threw the tank with fall-away technique, hit the lower half of the Angel's body. The angel screamed in agony, his upper half fell from the tip of the crust into the cave again.

"Shit."

"Well, Asuka. It's a good thing that you still have that suit, right?"

"Ugh..."

Well, at least Austin was there to help, right?

"Oh, and i think i'll be out for a while. These robots are about to breaching to my room again."

And so, the only thing Asuka could give to Mari, was a pray.

Also, she had to add this as another addition to her objectively horrible day.

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"NOOOO! MY MONSTER!"

"FORGET ABOUT THE MONSTER FOR NOW!" Screamed the bot that just helped Vanguard 1. Much more conventional, instead of a projector, there was a turned off monitor in the bulkier bot. "Do you really think i came here to save you as an act of charity? Of course i came here for something. And that something, is to give you an offer that you absolutely cannot refuse."

"As an egotist Brahman Bulldog always say, Who in the blue hell are you?"

"That's a good question. Ehehehe." The monitor soon displayed a picture of an old man painted himself with white, and nice clothing colored purple. Everything about him screamed an uncanny scene that's supposed to be comforting for children. In short, he looked like a clown. "How do you think i look?"

"I never feel, and see such a madness before. Except when Brother Nero transformed into the...Enigmatic Charisma i think?"

"Then my friend, you need a mirror, and an enema!" Said the monster clown while blowing a kazoo. "But again, i once read something about Cognitive Dissonance. You know, there are people who couldn't assess themselves because...i'm sorry, Matt. I don't want to make you sound stupid. Hehehehe."

"That's Broken Matt Hardy to you!" Obviously, Matt missed the point there.

"Well Matt, as much as i enjoyed using these bots, we don't have...HEY! CAN'T YOU AT LEAST LET SOMEONE FINISH HIS SPEECH FIRST?!"

The new re-arrival, Domon, however did not care. Once again he took down the other leader bot, earned a rant from the mad old Lakers fans who also coincidentally one of the greatest actor that ever lived. Perhaps, even too good for his own mental health.

"Your turn, freak."

Vanguard 1 fled the scene, completed with the projected visual of Matt Hardy goes bonker and screamed directions for the safety of his beloved drone. Sounded like a R2-D2 running away from Death Star itself, the giant drone ran from the shining sword that swung by the custom Jet Alone, beeped in Morse codes that basically translated into the worst of curse words.

In the house of Hardys, Reby excused herself to protect King Maxel's innocent mind from the trashy mouths of that drone.

But soon, the younger Kaji found himself staring in fear as he noticed the glowing robots hovered around Mari's still unconscious Evangelion.

Those robots were going to detonate themselves at Mari.

"A-a-a! You already made a choice, player."

Until everyone saw the aftermath of the supposed carnage that happened, and gasped. Neither side knew how to react at the newest event that transpired in front of them.

Above the pink Evangelion was a white figure, glowing in a beauty that cannot be defeated with mere explosions from suicide bots. Soon enough the glow began to dissipate, showed the figure of the creature that displayed its rather feminine nature. The giant also differed in anatomy compared to the Evangelion, with body that's closer to human beings, albeit one that's both more curvy and thinner than normal female.

But those who close to the Pilots knew what they saw, despite the now not featureless figure wore the identical armor from Unit Zero.

It was the body of a human, named Rei Ayanami.

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"Rei?" Ritsuko almost choked in fear. "Rei became something akin to Adam?" H...how..."

"Ritsuko." The voice of her friend was as hard as steel. "You better explain what the hell's that creature doing here!"

"Misato, i would like an explanation myself."

"Don't lie-"

"You know how the Evangelion looked without armor? They'll look like monsters to the naked eyes and mind. And they are. They're what happened when human trying to play god. Unstable, extremely difficult to control, ready to lose control every second. Their armor are as much of a protection as they're device to limit their actual power. Even with limited operational time, we're still not sure that they won't go berserk. And you know what happened whenever Shinji unlocked their power.

All research we have done, there's a reason for why we used to dictate virtually everything that happened. The EVA, the Children, everything. We put so many restrains into them to avoid catastrophic events. What you see now, Misato, is exactly what we trying dodge with our research, our total control that despite its inefficiency. And we just lost it. At the end, we're not god."

"Actually, it's all my fault...i guess."

"JACKIE?" Said everyone in the communication channel.

"Well, so my crew back in China found this...ancient technique to summon ourselves into area of critical danger. You know, reports come in about army of robots attacking the Angel retrieval site, so we decided it's time to test the technique. And we went for the big one, Rei's Evangelion since Shinjis still has stability and energy issue. But instead of Unit-00, somehow we created...this."

"I...see. So everything is actually in control?" Ritsuko said, just barely recomposed herself. She did not know how on earth the summon made the Evangelion turned itself into a more pure version of Adam, but at least she could appreciate the fact that she's not at fault here.

"I hope so. Anyway, Mr. Fujioka is on the foot to help."

Soon, they saw the bulkier Kamen Rider 1, live in action. He just kicked the robot behind Ritsuko into oblivion. "I don't know if i should be happy or infuriated to see an actual Kamen Rider somehow came into life, but...thanks for the help and clarification."

"No, no. We should be more communicative in the first place." And with that, the communication back to two channels.

"Ritsuko, you know you're not off the hook."

"Somehow, i feel that everybody will tell everyone their little secrets soon. I'll be ready to tell everyone when it come to that. And i'll make sure that Commander Ikari need to as well."

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"Shinji, it's worked. Rei just protected Mari from being blown by Jack Nicholson."

"Is there's something wrong? I felt another great surge of power over there."

"Unit-00 somehow emerged in the form of feminine Adam. But so far, Rei's in control."

"I see." Shinji looked into his own Evangelion. "So we could assume it will be okay to summon ourselves to save father despite the appearance of a pocket dimension around his current coordinate..."

And with that, Shinji and Jackie Chan prepared to summon themselves to the current location of Gendo Ikari.

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"Teme..."

"It's futile for you, young man. No matter how strong you are, you can't get inside the ritual of Wyatt physically. You, are not belong."

Jotaro still looking for a loophole that could help him get inside the barrier that separate him and the leader of Wyatt inside. Harper, one of the member of Wyatt family, had a hard time of breathing as he has been beaten down by Jotaro's spirit, his sheep mask torn into pieces. From the other side was Paul Heyman in panic, screaming for help as Samoa Joe fought to break the bear hug by Rowan. Despite of his overwhelming performance against Harper, Jotaro felt helpless against the very strong barrier that prevented him to help

Inside of it was Commander of NERV, laid down unconsciously.

"Second Impact was not a catastrophe." The leader began his speech, stood tall against the Commander. "It was a miracle for humanity to step above our limitation. Our vessels, are the reason for our limitation and individuality at the same time. With Instrumentality, we will finally attain our singularity, which would be the ultimate goal of every race desired to play as god."

"But who's going to control the course of our singularity? Who will steer us to the right direction for our final solution? The answer is clear, Mr. Ikari."

"It would be the one who hold the power of God itself, the seed that was driven away by the seed that brought humanity."

"Adam, which sleep in peace in your hand. For it, everything is right in the world." Said Wyatt as he kissed the limp body of Gendo Ikari.

What the hell is this mad man ramblings? Jotaro thought to himself after he just kneed Harper. Is everybody's final goal is a desire to remake this world with his own hand? Madness! Humanity are not supposed to be free of their will. It's what defined us in the first place. It would be like removing the consequences in video games and visual novel!

"Alas, i cannot let anyone to wield such terrifying power, especially one who has lost everything. I know your history, Commander, and my sympathy for you to have everything taken for you when you just finally get what you desired;love. But alas, that made you unsuitable to become the one who set the goals for humanity's final step.

I, one of the first soul of Humanity on the other hand, would be the most suited for the task."

That mad man...i don't like doing this, but...

"Hey you!"

The mad man with the fedora hat looked over his back, to see what that tall teenager had for him.

Jotaro, was holding the beaten down Harper with his chain. All Harper could do, was muttering 'Obey, Obey'.

"If you keep doing whatever that is, you'll lost this man."

Unfazed with his threat, Wyatt turned around before sending a message that would chill and boiled the blood of any sane man who wanted his.

"Usually, i would kill you for breaking him, something that only i have the authority to do so. However, in this case, his soul shall be salvaged into ascension when it's all done. Do whatever you want, young man."

And with that, Jotaro's last card was gone.

Except...

"Star Platinum!" He said to the newly named spirit, based on a Tarot Card. "Try to use your intangibility on the border!"

Star Platinum, now had no resemblance to Muhammad Inoki, tried its best to get into the border of the pocket world. It managed to get its arms inside the border before the stress became too much for it to handle. Still, it punched the ground to create debris to throw, showing how cunning the mind of Joestar and Inoki. The spirit then threw the hard debris at Wyatt before the border forced him out.

Wyatt blocked them with his arm, unfazed with the debris that penetrated his skin.

"I see you have the Post-Modern Great Soul as your own servant, lad. But don't think that i can't protect myself from your attacks." He then manifested a lantern and pickaxe. "The power in your hand, Mr. Ikari, do not belong to you. Neither to the people you answered to. It can only be taken by the Old Great Souls, which would be me."

"Farewell, Gendo Ikari. If you're really one of the great soul, you shall be reborn, on my side."

"FATHER!"

Just before the axe cut off the arm of Gendo, the voice of his son was heard echoed the room.

And soon, the son appeared, wrestling control over the axe and stopped it from cutting off the hand of his father.

Wyatt could not believe what he just saw. The young man just appeared here, somehow ignored every rule of his borders that supposed to be. But what he cannot believe was how much potential the soul of this young man had. Said potential turned into anger, and not the anger of despair that he could break and mold for the benefit of his cult. It was the anger of someone who decided that he cannot lose, an anger that's indomitable.

He knew that he had no chance against the young lad.

"ABYSS OF THE DARKNESS! BEND TO MY WILL AND-"

Before he disappear into nothingness, Shinji already landed a punch into his guts.

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Ah, finally another chapter! Man, it seems it won't get finished any sooner. I just hope that at the very least, i could do a final chapter in case that i couldn't finish the story properly.

Also, next chapter will have what happened before Jotaro came to save Gendo! So yeah, it's finally become a proper anime with all its flashbacks!

And we came close to the final draft of the whole rosters...not. I still haven't had a clue for how the superheroes and supervillains would fit. Surely we have Blade, Joker and Batman, but what pecking order they would have? Lower than Willis or higher?

Well anyway, find out next, on Evangelion Z!