HELLLLLOOOOO!
To any old readers that happen to see this, welcome back! It's been a while! I hope you remember this, if not go back and re-experience the magic
To new ones, hello! Welcome to the old classic that won many hearts that may have been lost due to lack of updates…. due to lack of computer and internet time
BUT I'M BACK!!
Mariks Guide to world Domination: Step 24 - Discontent
Disclaimer: Nope, STILL not mine after all this time! Not American idol, yugioh, or anything! I am a USER!! WHOOO!!
"Don't forget," Mr. Blowwhatever sternly looked at Bakura, then Duke, "you two have a date with me today after school."
I pointed at Bakura and laughed. "Haha buttdig! You have detention! And I don't!" I used my ever so large vocal talent to sing that last part.
Heck, screw it. Maybe I'll join American Idol to attempt to gain the worlds favor…. then BAM! Take them all when they least expect it.
Hm… I just gave myself an idea... money AND power?? YES! My next plot…American Idol!
Next time, folks, next time folks!
Back to the shitfest that is school!!
Bakura turned around to glare at me. "Buttdig? Yeah, real mature, you retard!"
"Don't call me a retard, asshole!" I yelled. "Just because I take all super remedial classes and can't count doesn't make me stupid!"
"…yes it does," Bakura answered.
"No, I just don't wanna! I don't try because I'm EVIL!"
"No... you just can't count because you're a dumbass," Bakura answered.
"Fuck you!"
"HEY!" Mr. Blowwhatever said. "Marik, Bakura is right. You are a stupid little man who will never succeed in life! And stop using such language before you get your butt in detention too! I am just giving you more leeway because I don't like you!"
"Hey, don't be dissing my man," Duke yelled.
"Hey! I should sue you for slander… or whatever!" I pointed at Mr. Blowwhatever. "How dare you talk to me like that! I shall see you suffer when I am in control…"
"What, are you going to sue him for telling the truth?" Bakura sneered snidely.
"Bakura, go fuck yourself."
"STOP! I swear, Marik, one more outburst and detention for you, even though I don't want to see you again!"
Yugi turned around. "Stop it, Marik! Can't we all just get along? Stop it!" He whined.
I flicked Yugi in between his eyeballs.
"Owieee! Marik, that hurt! Why did you do something so mean?" Yugi sniffled.
"Because I hate you," I muttered.
"What?"
"Because.. I ate…cream.." I stuttered trying to say something that resembled "I hate you," and failing.
"Cream gives me gas," Yugi announced unnecessarily.
"You know what gives me gas? Cheese." Duke yelled.
"So that's what that funny smell was!" Kaiba pointed at Duke. "We had pizza for lunch!"
"You know what gives me gas?" Bakura asked loudly.
"Nobody gives a shit!" I snapped.
"PEANUT BUTTER!" Bakura screamed wildly.
"It's peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time!" Joey stood up and sang.
Yugi stood up and danced his faggoty little ass on a desk.
Kaiba whipped out a bat and hit Duke on the back of the head.
"Ow!" Duke screamed.
"Haha!" I grandly pointed and laughed.
"That's it! Kaiba, Yugi, and Marik, detention!"
"Yes!" Kaiba yelped "Do you plan on doing something EVIL in detention?"
"Shh! Not so loud, dumbass!"
"Marik, you're too dumb to be evil!" Bakura snapped. "I can't believe youre in charge! No wonder why the hell we haven't made any progress yet!"
"Bakura, shut the fuck up before we blow our cover!"
"What cover? The 'I want to be evil but am too stupid and retarded do actually do anything worthwhile' cover?!"
"Marik? Evil? No way Marik is one of my best friends!" Yugi said happily.
"Bakura, I'm tired of your lip! Plus, stupid and retarded are the same thing dumbass, so how can I be both?"
"Marik, you're stupidity is so overwhelming that you are every synonym for the word stupid, stupid!"
"…. What's a synonym?" I asked.
"ARRGGGHHHH!" Bakura yelled.
Tea stood up. "Now guys, we are all friends here. Can't we all just put our differences aside and go back to being best -"
"Tea, detention!" Mr. Blowwhatever interrupted Tea's gayass speech.
"What did I do?" Tea asked, shocked.
"Giving one of your stupid little friend speeches. That's double detention for you, missy!"
"Sir, why did I get detention?" Yugi wondered.
A Short taste… detention,American Idol and a ploy to steal the puzzle that… succeeded?! YUP! Coming soon!
-K.A., back in business ;-)