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Pasta With The Creeps

Chapter 25

CreepyPony TRUE FINALE

Tyranny is Magic

It was very early in the morning; the sun hasn't even risen yet. Sally was running to her home with Jack and Kat, after spending a hard night locked inside Freddy's Pizzeria. She let herself in through the front door, because Jack never locks It. She silently went down the hall, and took a peak in the couple's bedroom and saw them sound asleep.

The ghost girl shook her fear of the animatronics away, as she continued to walk. Before she entered her bedroom, she noticed that the Grossman brothers bedroom was dead empty. She whimpered a few tears, as she quickly slammed her head in her pillow. She began to silently cry about Will and Isaac's death; not wanting to wake up Jack and Kat.

A few hours later, Mr. Widemouth was inside his trailer. He sat on his couch with his legs open and several beer bottles on the ground. Widemouth was visibly drunk as he was watching Animal Planet. He seemed attracted as he saw little puppies playing with each other.

"I don't need Grinny," he cried out, reaching for the next bottle of Bud Light on the table. He popped it open and drunk some, before mumbling, "I got everything I need, right here!"

The imaginary friend kept drinking his sorrows away, before dropping the Bud Light bottle on the ground.

The program ended, so Widemouth grunted as he switched off the television with his remote. He continued to moan as he grieved over the newest human Grinny. He finally stood up and got dizzy. He looked over at his window and saw a glimpse of Kate Chaser. The drunk imaginary friend shook his head, and the vision of the Proxy was gone.

"I think I had to much to drink," Widemouth muttered.

He cautiously lied back down on the couch and quickly rested his heavy head. As he lied knocked out, his front door swung open! Small footsteps crept up to him. The mysterious figure used a strange pointy object to leave a scar on his stomach. The figure then left his trailer, while keeping the door open.

A breeze came in the door thanks to the hail storm last night. This caused Widemouth to slowly open his eyes, and notice that the door was open. The imaginary friend got up and closed it. Before he went back to bed, he noticed the scar, in the shape of an 'R', on his stomach.

"How the hell did that happen," he asked himself, as he touched the open wounds, and felt a bit of blood. With that, he took his drunk ass into the bathroom, in order to patch himself up. Bad idea.

Meanwhile in Ponyville, Pinkamena yawned as she woke up. She looked out her patio and saw that the ground was covered in ice and hail.

"What the buck? It's Spring," Pinkamena said to herself.

"Wait until Twilight heres about this," the pink pony said.

After saying that, she frowned and sighed. "I literally ate Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash out! I don't think she'll ever want to talk to me ever again," Pinkamena mummbled.

"Besides, I don't want to end up eating her," she sighed.

'That came out wrong,' She thought to herself.

She would have laughed at her mistake of making an inappropriate joke, but she wasn't in the mood.

The former pink pony silently walked out of Sugarcube Corner. As she went past the baby's room, the crib was mysteriously empty. She took a peak in the baby's room and greifed a bit, before leaving.

She searched around Ponyville and observed the damage done by Sonic. EXE's hail storm. She saw that Rarity's boutique was completely torn to the ground. She reached out a hoof and softly called out to Rarity, not knowing that the unicorn has already left Equestria.

Pinkamena examined that even the abandoned school house was destroyed thanks to the hail storm. She went up to her possible cousin, Applejack's farm, and gasped. The Sweet Apple barn was turned to rubble and the Apple family was nowhere to be seen; even if Applejack and Granny Smith were the only ponies left. As Pinkamena stared at the hail on the ground, it shinned in her eyes.

That's when Pinkamena grinned, as the lone image of Nightmare Moon in Hell flashed in her eyes. Nightmare Moon's illusion seemed to be talking to the former party pony. Nightmare Moon sat on Zalgo's empty throne and began to communicate with her VIA firewall.

"Are you tired of living in shame in Equestria? I know you are! Go back to PastaVille, you will be better off there," the Alicorn of the moon stated.

As Pinkamena nodded her head and headed off towards PastaVille with no questions asked, Nightmare Moon chuckled evily. The Alicorn then changed the view on the firewall to show Sonic. EXE. The deadly hedgehog was in the human's land and brutally murdering every couple that were arguing with each other. After killing over a dozen couples in less than a minute, not even in his super form, he snickered.

"Couple's shouldn't be fighting!" The new Lord shouted, before rushing off.

As Nightmare Moon witnessed what Sonic. EXE was doing, she frowned. "I don't approve of him just abusing his newly acquired powers, but he is my only line of offense to kill Pinkamena! I'm going to make that pesky hedgehog kill off the elements of harmony! It's the perfect plan of revenge!" Nightmare Moon announced.

She then chuckled. "Well, kill off the remaining elements, besides Rarity, I have other plans for her," she continued.

"Besides Rarity, all that's left is Pinkie and Twilight. I'm sure Sonic. EXE could easily kill them off," Nightmare Moon said with pride.

Nightmare Moon then managed to contact Sonic. EXE VIA firewall. The human Grinny was watching Nightmare Moon placing her scheme into action. "What are you gonna do," Grinny asked from below,

Nightmare Moon chuckled as she sat in Zalgo's empty throne chair. "Hehe, you'll see," she smirked as her horn glowed, giving her the ability to communicate with Sonic. EXE through his mind.

The Princess of the Night began to talk to the new God. "Sonic, listen to me," she called out to the firewall.

The deadly hedgehog took a bite of his chili dog, before saying, "Huh?"

"Twilight is getting together with somepony no one else thinks she should get with! She's too good for him! Do us a favor as God and kill them,"Nightmare Moon sincerely told the hedgehog.

With that, Sonic. EXE finished his chili dog, before swiftly transforming into his red and silver super form. "I'm on it," he growled, before rushing off.

Back in Ponyville, Flash Sentry went up to the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. Twilight was screwing the Earth Pony rules, and using her magic to clear the hail off the ground. He nervously cleared his throat. "Hi Twilight," he stuttered.

"Hey, Twilight replied.

"So, I wondered that if you want to-," Flash started, before gaging.

Sonic. EXE laughed, before slicing off Flash's head with ease. Before Twilight could scream out for help, Sonic. EXE rushed to her, and held his palm over her mouth. The super hedgehog put the princess in submission. The horn glowed with purple aura, but Sonic knew what she was going to do.

He grabbed the horn with his open palm, and easily yanked it straight off her head. This left an open flesh wound where the horn used to be.

"People hate you as an Alicorn! I'm just doing them a favor," the God whispered, as Twilight struggled to call out to somepony.

In a blink of an eye, Sonic tore off her wings! He then let her go. Twilight was wingless and hornless, before fainting on the ground due to blood loss. Sonic. EXE laughed evilly and howled, "All these ponies suck big dinosaur balls!"

While remaining in his Super God form, Sonic. EXE floated into the sky. He laughed as he observed Equestria, before taking out his red emerald. He held the emerald high, before causing a massive earthquake on Equestria, causing the land to break apart. All Earth ponies and unicorns looked at the ground and saw that their entire home was being split into two. They all soon slipped into the cracked crater, and died from the hard fall.

In an iced mountains somewhere, Starlight Glimmer was using her magic to carve into the cave walls. She was busy planning her next attack against the Princess of Friendship. The mountain began shaking, startling Starlight. "I gotta get out of her," she shouted, as she took a break for the cave exit.

Before Starlight could reach the exit, the mountain collapsed on her. The communist unicorn was squished under large boulders, and died in the cave.

Outside the cave, and in 'Our Little Village', Party Favor and Double Diamond were eating some of Sugar Belle's pancakes. They looked up and saw the mountain having an avalanche. The avalanche was caused by Sonic. EXE's earthquake. The avalanche wiped out all the ponies in 'Our Little Village'. Not even Double Diamond could ski away from it.

Celestia was going to fly towards the deadly hedgehog, to transport him to the moon with Cheerilee and her students. Just as she left her castle, she saw that her Canderlot kingdom was split in two, with the fancy unicorns bleeding out as they fell into the crack in the Earth.

The princess of the sun flew towards Sonic. EXE with a big frown on her face. "Stop this madness," Celestia demanded to the deadly hedgehog as her horn began to glow.

Celestia fired a giant yellow beam towards the deadly hedgehog. Sonic. EXE summoned a red sourcefield around his body. As the yellow beam hit the shield, it bounced back towards Celestia. The princess of the sun hissed as she was absorbed by her own magic beam. There was a flash, before she was missing.

On the sun, Celestia screamed, before being easily burnt.

In Hell Nightmare Moon, Rainbow Dash, Slender Man, SlaughterShy, Applejack and Macintosh were shocked to see the God destroying Equestria and everypony. "This wasn't part of the plan... Oh well, if I can't rule Equestria, nopony can," Nightmare Moon laughed.

"Miss, this has gone too far," Applejack butted in. "Eeyup," Macintosh commented.

"Says the pony who died in a hail storm," Rainbow Dash snickered.

"At least I wasn't transformed into a cupcake," Applejack growled.

"STOP FIGHTING!" SlaughterShy yelled, making them stop and look back at Sonic. EXE's destruction.

"Don't worry Rainbow Dash, you'll be reunited with Pinkie Pie soon," Nightmare Moon chuckled, as she saw Sonic. EXE facing off against Discord.

"Yeah, if you wanted Pinkie to also die off, why did you make her leave Equestria before making this ugly bastard... I mean evil hedgehog destroy our home," Rainbow Dash questioned.

The princess of the night laughed evilly, before honestly replying, "I want to see her suffer! And what better way to make her suffer than to live in a place where her partying won't be useful! It's her darn fault I'm stuck down here."

FIGHT START: Discord VS Sonic. EXE

Back in Equestria, Sonic. EXE used his earthquake to kill off all the Earth ponies and Unicorns. The pegasi were no problem, because they all were wiped out from the hail storm. Discord was the only one left standing. The Spirit of Chaos flew up to the new God.

Discord frowned as he saw the hedgehog's new super God form. He snapped his fingers, which caused a chain to grapple the deadly hedgehog's neck and pull him down to the ground. "This is uncalled for," Discord huffed.

Discord floated back down to the trapped God. The hedgehog swiftly moved his head, before breaking the chain that was on his neck. Sonic. EXE clenched his fists and uppercutted the draconequus in the jaw.

Discord thought fast, before transforming. He was now in the form of a familiar squirrel, named Sally. In the form of Sally, Discord blinked the eyes seductively at Sonic. EXE. After seeing this, the deadly hedgehog reverted back to his normal form and walked up to her.

Discord continued to disguise himself as the squirrel, Sally. Sonic walked straight up to the illusion and brought 'Sally's' head towards his with his right arm, and began to makeout with it, much to Discord's surprise. Sonic then let go of 'Sally' still looking turned on. Discord was still caught by surprise by that kiss, when he suddenly squealed. He turned around and saw that Sonic. EXE was behind him.

Discord transformed back to normal, as the deadly hedgehog has his entire left palm pierce straight through his stomach. "Dafuq-," Discord choked out.

Sonic. EXE pulled his arm out, leaving an open wound on the draconequus. Discord then fainted from blood loss.

"I'm a fighter, not a lover," Sonic. EXE quoted.

The deadly hedgehog looked around and saw no more challengers. He smirked, before rushing away. He quickly gone back to killing off couples that argue; no exceptions. "I don't want to see anymore ponies for the rest of my everlasting life!"

Meanwhile, Pinkamena made it back to PastaVille. She cautiously looked around her new home. "Nightmare Moon is right, I'm better off here," Pinkamena said to herself.

"For now," Nightmare Moon commented in Hell.

Pinkamena then heard someone scream. She looked and saw it was coming from Widemouth's trailer. The former party pony rushed into the trailer, and saw a trail of blood leading into the bathroom. She followed the trail and saw a bloody sight.

Widemouth was in his bathroom, trying to stitch up a mysterious scar in the shape of an 'R'. The imaginary friend's vision was horrible due to being drunk, that he was only making the scar worse.

"Come on, I'll help you," Pinkamena sighed.

Widemouth didn't question on how she got here. He sat on the closed toilet and let her work.

"You know how to stitch up scars," Widemouth asked.

The pink pony just shrugged, "I used to cut people open... I just need to do that it reverse," Pinkamena whispered, as she grabbed the needle and some string.

She walked over to Mr. Widemouth and said, "Besides, I was once a doctor for an afternoon, before being fired. I was also a mail carrier and a construction worker," Pinkamena mumbled.

The last earth pony then began to stitch up his scar. Widemouth cringed as Pinkamena patched him up. "Besides, if somepony ever gets hurt at one of my parties, I got to be there to help them back up," Pinkamena whispered.

"You throw parties," Widemouth said, as he held on to the toilet seat. "You must be a barrel of laughs," he continued.

Pinkamena rolled her eyes at that comment. She was halfway down stitching up the scare of an 'R'.

"Laughs don't come in barrels. They come from inside you as your body's response to delight," Pinkamena flatly replied.

A few minutes later, Pinkamena finished patching Widemouth up. "Thanks-," Widemouth started.

As he looked up, the pink pony was already gone.

REST IN HELL: Discord, Flash Sentry and Twilight Sparkle, all My Little Pony characters (Hans Pinkie and Rarity), and human couples who argue...

Before you comment, yes, I am now making Pinkamena more in the shape of her 'equalized' form... So Nightmare Moon is the third villain, after Slenderman? Eeyup!

And with that, I will no longer show Equestria in this! It's destroyed! That proves that I won't keep people alive, no matter how much I like them... *hides from rapid bronies*

Canceled- Discord was originally going to be formed into stone again, before Sonic. EXE breaks the statue securing the kill. Rarity was supposed to die, too, but she's to underrated to be killed off...yet! Have a real fight between Twilight and Sonic. EXE, but honestly it would have been no contest.