Zomg a drabble so soon?

Nate: The world is about to end

Me: ... *pushes him of the Drabble Cliff*

Stork: We start as we mean to go on.

Me: *grins*

Note: If you have never watched the tv program come dine with me ignore this drabble.

Come Whine with Me.

"Tonight I'm going to score Master Cyclonis a four, the food was rubbish and the torture entertainment...Well that kinda speaks for itself."

The Dark Ace concluded staring at the camera which then panned to show Ravess.

"Myself I am going to score Master Cyclonis a five. The entertainment was interesting however the lava slug compote was disgusting."

The camera panned to show Snipe who grinned moronically.

"Snipe scores a one, not enough smushing."

Finally the camera turned to face Master Cyclonis who's face was now set into an annoyed scowl.

"That's the last time I EVER slave over a hot stove for you. A one, a four and a five, you guys suck!"

She turned and ran from the room. The Dark Ace grinned and turned to face the others.

"Seconds?

END

Old man: And that is why there are pineapples.

Me:...

Zebra: And you though I was strange

Crosby: I thought that was why there were coconuts?

Phoenix: *chatters*

Me: *dryly* Indeed