Disclaimer: I do not own Chagecha.

With Aku and Washio both defeated by this monstrous opponent A-chan, Chagecha and Kokoki step up to the plate!

Dressed like a professional baseball player, Chagecha stepped onto home plate and got into a swinging position, a large radish held in his hands instead of a bat. Kokoki, also dressed as a baseball player, pulled her arm back and tossed a fastball, which Chagecha hit with ease, and both of them watched in awe as it flew over the stadium walls.

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!"

"HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!!" A-chan snapped, wondering why the scenery was that of a baseball stadium for a whole paragraph.

Running over to Washio, Chagecha knelt down next to him. Placing a hand on Washio's head, Chagecha whispered, "I'm sorry...I couldn't make it in time to save you..."

'Huh...he feels regret...' A-chan thought as he watched the fedora-wearing stranger.

However, looking closer, he realized that Chagecha was trying to lift up Washio's hair to see what the guy's face actually looked like.

'HE'S A FRIGGIN' BASTARD!!!'

Now standing beside Kokoki once again, Chagecha crossed his arms and exclaimed, "Alright, you bastard!! Just who the hell do you think you are, beating up my allies and making things even more confusing than they already are!! Did that damn Emo King of Cosmos bastard send you here?!"

A-chan shook his head. "Not at all. I don't even know who this 'Emo King of Cosmos' person is. I am here on important business, to retrieve the prince and bring him back to his family, who have been worried sick about him since he disappeared 10 years ago..."

Looking at the golden guitars in her grasp, Kokoki wondered, '...Maybe I can play those theme songs from the new Sonic the Hedgehog games with these...'

"Well, in any case, you better heal our two friends right now!! I don't know how, but just do it!" Chagecha ordered A-chan.

A-chan sighed and nodded his head, saying, "You're right...I'm very sorry...let me fix them for you..."

'Huh...that was easier than I thought...' Chagecha thought, but then...he realized something was wrong.

"WAIT A MINUTE!! YOU SON OF A-"

A wide grin full of crooked yellow teeth spread out on A-chan's face. "...Dumbass."

A-chan snapped his fingers, and before Chagecha could do anything, the final two mini-bubble bombs erupted...from within Washio and Aku's hearts.

An explosion of blood burst out of Washio's chest, and his body shook violently before becoming completely still. Aku was the same, and a tense silence filled the air as Chagecha stared at their bodies in disbelief and horror.

Washio and Aku...were dead.

"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY CRAAAAAP!!!" Chagecha cried, falling to his knees.

"HA HA HA HA!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOU BASTARD?!" A-chan cackled.

"HOOOLY CRAP!! THIS YU-GI-OH CARD IS AMAZING!!" Chagecha gasped; he was staring at the Kuriboh card in his hands.

"...YOU'RE A HEARTLESS MONSTER, AREN'T YOU?! AREN'T YOU?!"

"So, we just need to kick your ass, and then we can get back to beating up that Labuyo freak!!" Kokoki exclaimed, summing up the objectives for today's mission.

"RIGHT!!! ONE FINELY-GROUNDED BADDIE'S ASS...COMING UP!!" Tossing off his jacket, Chagecha now wore a huge demonic set of armor, along with a helmet covered in blood-stained horns.

"Hold on now!" A-chan spoke up, "This has nothing to do with me at all! I'm not even really supposed to be fighting you guys!"

"Well, that is true, but...you just killed Washio and Aku, so that basically means you're my next victim..."

"...Dammit..."

"ALRIGHT, HERE I COME!!!" Chagecha roared, and he charged straight at A-chan.

Suddenly, A-chan quickly reverted to his female personality and ran at Chagecha, fully prepared to collide into him. 'Heh...this fool doesn't know about my air bomb power; in this personality, I can insert air bombs into people through my nails!! I'll kill him in one fell swoop!!'

However, Chagecha had a different plan. Reaching into his pocket, he unsheathed...a Nintendo DS!

"SUPER FIST OF CHAGECHA: DS SMASH KILLER BLOW -X- FIVE!!!"

"WHA-WHA-WHAAAAAAT?!!"

Chagecha smashed the Nintendo DS into A-chan's face, and thousands of small eruptions blew out of his body. Coughing up blood, A-chan staggered backwards, and collapsed onto the ground, defeated with a single hit.

'Wow...Chagecha-senpai is amazing...' Kokoki thought in awe, '...Wait, why the hell did I just use the '-senpai' honorific at the end of his name?!'

Wiping the spray of blood off his face, Chagecha now turned his attention to the bodies of Washio and Aku.

'Dammit, you guys...why'd you have to die...?'