Warning; the first part of this story is randomness, randomness, insaneism, and Dylan being Dylan.
I jsut wanna said, the fact this is chapter 25, makes me happy. Because that means...Im 1/4th of the way done!! YEP! Im aiming at 100 chappies!! P-A-R-T-Why? Because I HAVTA!!!!! WOOT!!! And it only took me two days to update!! Im trying to update quickly since I start school next week. Grrrrr school. But but but Im happy because tomorrow im cutting my hair REALLY short!!! Yay!!! Im sooo hyper right now!!!!
Chappie 25; Hi!! My name is Bob!
What The?
Poison-chan's weird story
Disclaimer; .....I wanna see Kuwabara with purple hair....
The class stared. She stared. They all stared. YAY!
Ahem. Dylan grinned as she pushed back her chair and stood up on her desk, the teacher raising an eyebrow. "Hi, my name is Bob. I got a wife and three kids, and I work in a button factory. One day…my boss came to me. He said 'Bob. Are you busy?' I said no. 'So push that button when you're left elbow.'"
Moving her right arm behind her back, Dylan paused as a few giggles appeared at her mistake. Switching arms, she grinned again and started moving her elbow in a weird fashion as she semi-danced. "Hi, my name is Bob. I got a wife and three kids, and I work in a button factory. One day…my boss came to me. He said 'Bob. Are you busy?' I said no. 'So push that button when your right elbow.'" There goes her other arm behind her back. By now, the class is thinking she's mental, weird, just plain fucked up in the head or the best reason for the class not to work ever again as she continued her song.
"Hi, my name is Bob. I got a wife and three kids, and I work in a button factory. One day…my boss came to me. He said 'Bob. Are you busy?' I said YES YOU DAMN HIPPOPUTOMUS!!!!!!! NOW LEMME WORK ON THESE BUTTONS BEFORE I SENT THE MUFFINS OF BARNEY TO YOUR BELLY BUTTON LINT!!! I KNOW YOU COULD MAKE A SWEATSOCK IN THERE!!!!!!'" The teacher stared in semi-horror as Dylan screamed out, dropping to her knees and pulling at her hair dramatically. A few students laughed at her antics but most were disturbed.
Luckily for the class and teacher, the overhead income blared on. "Miss SomethingsomethingsomethingblehblehblehPie?"
"Yes?" The teacher ignored Dylan as she screamed at the ceiling about God and midget commando's.
"Please send your new student to the front office."
"Oh thank God!" Dylan grinned.
"Don't thank me yet!" With that said, Dylan grabbed her bag and disappeared, cheers easily heard from the classroom.
Appearing at the office, she bowed down and kissed the floor. The principal gave a disgusted look as Dylan walked with her lips to the ground into his office. "Take a seat. In a chair. Normally." "Since you asked so nicely." Dylan plopped down in the chair in a lady-like fashion. Running his fingers through the last five of his hairs, he stared at the girl. "When you came here, we told you about your uniform being wrong, and in my mind. That sent off warnings. Now…It's not even lunch and you're the biggest distraction and nuisance in this school. You're expelled. I will contact another school in the morning so go home."
Smiling still, Dylan hummed her Bob song and walked out, waving at the secretary and blowing a kiss before leaving the school.
Once outside, she grinned evilly and took off running at a faster than any normal human speed towards the direction Kylie's and Kurama's school was. Once there, she climbed up a tree, hoping to find either of her friends. Peering into the window, she squealed Shoes as she say Kylie a few desks away from the window. She was eating a piece of paper. Slowly. Pressing her hands against the glass along with the tip of her nose and forehead, she made melodramatic looks at Kylie while leaning on the glass. Tears magically appeared on her face as it suddenly rained outside. Once Kylie looked over, she gasped and stared before standing up and walking towards the window.
Moving the kid that was next to Dylan's glass panel, Kylie pressed her hands against Dylan's through the glass along with her forehead. Both of them giving the other the same look of longing. The class turned from their studying to stare in confusion and just giggle. It was when Kurama's voice came in from the doorway did Kylie pull back. She pointed aways and made cryptic hand movements. Dylan's gasped and moved her arms and hands as well. Kylie nodded. Jumping from the window and landing on her butt, Dylan pouted before running away in a zigzag motion. Kurama walked into the class and gave Kylie a weird look as she was still staring longingly out the window. "Kylie?" The brunette girl turned and smiled. "I just saw God now." Wonder Boy shook his head as he grabbed the girls' bag and pushed her gently out of the room. "I'm sure you did."
Elsewhere, in the land of midgets.
"MARIO!!!" Dylan screamed as she threw mushrooms at unsuspecting students. They screamed and ran away from the strange girl as said aqua haired girl grinned evilly and made her way to the gym. They gym door's where never locked. She found that out in seventh grade. Pulling open the door, her jaw dropped as she was giving a good view of pure torture. Dodge ball. Smirking evilly, she took one of the small red rubber balls and let out a loud battle cry before throwing it violently at the next kid she saw. In a matter of seconds, half the class was laying face down on the floor covering their heads so they wouldn't get hit by her.
Sighing and running his hand through his hair, Hiei walked out of his small office. He wasn't sure how Koenma and Kurama did it but they had forced him to work here. Well at least he got to see ningen children beating up other ningen children. He smirked at this. The smirk disappearing as his thoughts turned to our favorite girl. "Damnit…" he mumbled as he walked into the gym to see how his 'class' was doing. His eyes widened at the sight.
There stood Dylan, soaked from the rain that had appeared not long ago in her strange uniform, rubber ball in hand, evil smirk, and three students' running back and forth on the wall. The others were hiding. Letting out an evil sadistic laugh, Dylan threw the ball at a girl with long blonde pigtails and a pink and purple shirt with a pony, butterfly, and a tree on it. The laugh continued on.
Deciding he had to do something before he was blamed for Dylan killing someone, Hiei slowly walked towards the laughing aqua haired girl and picked her up. Throwing her over his shoulder had he had before, he turned and walked towards his office door. Dylan gasped and screamed. "Philip?!?! YOU DRANK MY HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!"
The class looked up and stared as the two disappeared. Placing Dylan into his large spinny chair, he sat down on a small metal chair and glared. "What are you doing here?" Dylan cocked her head to the side. "I am here to get back my hot chocolate!!!" Hiei sighed. She would never forgive him for that he was guessing. Dylan's voice went on and on about the love she had about that hot chocolate until Hiei took action. How? By tugging on her hair to make her lean forward and pressing his lips to hers. It shut her up. Staying like that for ten seconds, Dylan pushed the fire demon back and glared. "Stop doing that!! I thought guys had to ask girls to do that first! That's how it goes in the movies." Hiei rolled his eyes before leaning back. "Hn. Why are you here?"
Dylan smiled at that. Drawing her knee's to her chest, she spin around in the chair. "I was kicked out!!" Kurama, who had just came in to check on Hiei with Kylie by his side gasped. "You were kicked out on the first day?" Kylie cheered. "Just like kindergarten!!" Dylan smiled fondly. "Ahhhh, good times." Kylie nodded. Ignoring the two, Hiei and Kurama spoke.
"What will we do?"
"Enroll her here where we can keep an eye on her I suppose."
"…Do we have too?"
"Yes."
"Damn."
Turning back to the two girls, Kurama smiled as he pointed out the door. "Now then Dylan. Let's get you enrolled in here." Kylie and Dylan grinned and flung their arms around each other before hugging the boys. Not long after Dylan hugged the unwilling Hiei and pulled back and pointed her index at him and shook it. "No! Remember wha I said!!" She turned on her heels and walked away, leaving Kurama to look at Hiei in confusion and Kylie to chase after her best friend for a piggy back ride.