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Falling Star
Ayame sighed as she opened her front door and stepped into her house.
"No Kagome again?" Kouga remarked disappointed as he blankly flipped through the channels.
"Oh no, Kouga, I did bring Kagome. I've hidden her in my magic lamp. You just have to say Beetle Juice three times to set her free," Ayame retorted, "Honestly, do you ever think of anyone other than Kagome?"
"Nope," Kouga answered blatantly, "Not whilst she's in the hands of that hanyou."
Shippo rolled his eyes as he flipped through another magazine. "I can actually guarantee that little to nothing is happening between Inuyasha and Kagome at the moment."
Ayame rose an eyebrow. "I doubt it."
Shippo looked away from the magazines to meet Ayame's eyes. "He's as dense as they get, Ayame. As. They. Get."
Ayame blinked as that thought settled in her mind.
"That's another reason why I must pry her heart from that dumbass's hands," Kouga snarled.
Ayame scoffed and muttered under her breath, "Someone should pry me from yours."
Shippo turned to Kouga. "I do, however, know someone denser than Inuyasha."
"Who?" Kouga wondered, skeptical.
Shippo smirked, "You."
Kouga snorted and turned back to the television as a fat man was hit in the face with a pie. His laughter echoed throughout the house and lingered long into the commercial break.
"He...got hit...in the face...with A PIE!" Kouga managed between his uproarious laughter.
Ayame burrowed her face in her hands. "I've got to get a better taste in men."
Shippo sighed, "Yeah, you do."
Ayame stared at Shippo as he sat reading more tabloids and occasionally chuckling at the ridiculous rumours. "Don't you ever get tired of being inside?" He wasn't even really required to stay indoors, if you thought about, yet she had never heard or seen him really venture outside.
"Why do you ask?" Shippo didn't look up from the magazine, "Now that's just ridiculous."
"Well, you never seem to go outdoors."
"I do," Shippo insisted, "Where did you think I got this magazine from?" He pulled a chocolate bar from his pocket and began to munch on it. "Or the chocolate bars?"
Ayame blinked, having never wondered that before.
"Besides, I don't know anyone here. What would I do?" Shippo asked.
Ayame sighed. He got her there too. "What did you do before?"
"Before? Run errands for Inuyasha between hospital stays," Shippo answered nonchalantly.
Ayame blinked in surprise. "Outside of work, I mean."
"Tease Inuyasha and waste away in front of the television in between hospital stays," Shippo replied, "Oh and from time to time, schedule and hospitalization permitting, attend school."
"Don't you hang out with friends or something?" Ayame asked, "Or go out on dates or something...?"
"Nope, don't really have friends," Shippo responded, "Or girlfriends." Shippo could feel Ayame's pitying expression on the back of his head. "I don't like the kids at school."
"But your childhood is wasting away!" Ayame whined.
Shippo turned to Kouga, who was still laughing at the fat man-pie thing. "So is theirs and no one seems to complain. We're all fine this way. Especially me. Not many people my age get to tag along with a musicians as big as the Sengoku Scenesters. Even if one of them is his cousin."
Ayame sighed, "Still Shippo..."
Shippo continued to flipped threw the tabloids. Ignoring her now.
"Hey!" Ayame lit up as an idea suddenly hit her, "Wanna go to the park?!"
Shippo turned to her, eyes lighting up in excitement. He stood up instantly, "Hells YEAH!"
Ayame smiled brightly then turned to Kouga, "Wanna come to?"
"No," Kouga began to flip through channels again.
The happy expression on Ayame's face fell off instantly. "Party pooper."
"Who needs ass-slave over than anyways!" Shippo exclaimed, jumping up and down excitedly, "We're going to the PARK!"
Kouga growled in response. "I'm going over to Kagome's house anyways."
Ayame rolled her eyes. "Nice try at that. Can't wait to hear your disgruntled bitching when we come back-"
"FROM THE PARK!" Shippo screamed.
Ayame sighed, "You realize that it's not the amusement park, right?"
Shippo nodded excitedly. "I just haven't been to the park in forever!"
Ayame laughed as she closed the door behind her and Shippo. "See ya later Kouga."
Kouga grunted in response. After a few more seconds of mindless channel-flipping, Kouga stood up and gathered up his disguise. "Shut up, there's no way she won't be home."
…
"Hi, and who may you be?" Mrs. Higurashi asked cheerfully.
Kouga snapped, "Is Kagome home?"
Mrs. Higurashi shook her head. "Oh no, she just left the house, actually."
Kouga cursed under his breath.
"And, again, who may you be?" Mrs. Higurashi insisted.
Kouga turned around and began to walk away. "None of your business."
Mrs. Higurashi sighed as she closed the door. "Oh my."
Souta looked up from his game. "Who was that?"
"He didn't say, although he did look a bit familiar," Mrs. Higurashi replied, "Teens these days."
Souta sighed and went back to his game.
Kouga kicked at the air as he headed further and further away from the Higurashi home, growing more and more frustrated as he did. "Dammit, dammit, dammit!"
"Can't wait to hear your disgruntled bitching when we come back."
Kouga growled even louder. "Damn that Ayako."
"That's not even her name," a voice snapped as she walked by.
Kouga squinted as he tried to remember the name of the other one. "Sarah?"
Sango whirled around. "It's FREAKING SANGO!" She muttered under her breath, "That's not even Japanese."
Kouga rolled his eyes, "Whatever, Freaking Sango."
Sango's fists clenched as she speed-walked away. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not-
"Stupid bitch," Kouga mumbled.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!" Sango cried as she charged at Kouga.
Kouga's eyes widened. "What the hell?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!"
"Holy shit!" Kouga turned around and began to run away, arms flailing. "AFFLGOIKRHWHKEHWHDUIKD!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!"
Heh...amusing. Last part was sure as hell fun to write!
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