Matthew walked to the table where his sister sat with three plates of pancakes.

"Yay! Food!" Amelia happily threw her arms up, "Hey do you have syrup?"

"Syrup...MY MAPLE SYRUP!" Matthew hurriedly turned around to see that Gilbird had managed to guzzle down OVER three gallons of sugary maple syrup, "HOW DARE YOU DRINK MY BLOOD!"

"What?" Amelia asked, looking up, only be ignored.

Matthew grabbed a kitchen knife and began stalking towards Gilbird menacingly. "You. Will. Pay." Matthew rasped.

"MATTIE NO! DON'T ATTACK HIM! I'LL BUY AUNT JEMINMA! GILBIRD FLY AWAY! FLY FOR YOUR LIFE!" Amelia shouted as she threw her arms around Matthew's waist trying to prevent him from murdering the small bird.

"Huh?" Matthew turned back to normal, "Why are you restraining me Mel?"

"You tried to kill Gilbird..." Amelia pointed to Gilbird who was ignoring them and still drinking maple syrup.

Matthew's eyes twitched. "Don't worry Mattie, take me to where you buy your favorite syrup and I'll replace it!"

"But, I don't like any of the syrups in stores! It all tastes bad! I make mine myself!" Matthew cried

"Ok, then lets buy some honey or jam!"

"It's not the same!"

"HEY! HONEY IS DARN GOOD!" Amelia screamed 'heroically' taking slight insult.

"BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME!"

"THEN WE CAN HAVE CEREAL! YAY!" Amelia shouted at him trying to cheer him up.

"NO! I took time to make you some DARN pancakes you WILL eat them!" Matthew's face turned dark again.

"Ok, Ok! I'll eat them! But, do you have butter?" Amelia asked seemingly happy.

"...Yes, BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY! EAT THE PANAKES!"

Gilbird just ignored the siblings while finishing off his fourth gallon.

"Mhhfhmm! I'm done Mattie! I finished the pancakes! They were reeeeaaaallly yummy~" Amelia told her brother patting him on the back while rubbing her overly full stomach,"Ya, happy now?"

Matthew pointed at Gilbird "I want that thing plucked and fried!"

Gilbird chirped in fear as he slowly began to realize the danger he was in.

"Uuuuh, let's go see the nurse now!" Amelia shouted as she grabbed her brother's wrist running out the door.

Gilbird sluggishly and slowly flew after them.

"I don't want too! I want to see that THING fried!" Matthew complained trying to get out of Amelia's vice grip.

"Too bad. You know very well that Francis and Gil would kill both of us." Amelia said as she raced down the stairs.

"I don't care! I want to see that thing's head roll!" Matthew cried waving his arms still trying to get away from his sister.

"Too bad! We're going to the nurses office!...Which way is that?" The puzzled Amelia asked as she skidded to a stop on one of the landings.

"..." Matthew didn't say much, "You don't know?"

"YOU DON'T?" Amelia squealed in distress.

"NO I DON'T! I HAVEN'T GONE IN 3 YEARS!" Matthew yelled as he, finally, jerked away from his sister.

"YOU IDIOT!" Amelia yelled as she punched her brother in the face, "MATTIE! WHO DID THIS TO YOU?" Amelia cried as she grabbed her brother in a bear hug and looked at her brother's swollen head with woe.

"Maple...You did Mel..." Matthew croaked painfully.

"Oh, Mattie! Who did this too you?" Amelia cried as she fell to her knees cradling her brother's head.

"YOU DID! YOU WRETCHED WITCH!" Arthur yelled with poison, as he entered the stairwell looking quite shocked, "Matthew! Are you alright?" He asked with concern.

"Yes...maple" Matthew lifted himself from the floor while prying his sisters hands off of him.

"We need to get to your exam!" Huffed Arthur grabbing Matthew's ear dragging him away, "This is no way for one of the world's super powers to act! Honestly the United States of America not getting his health exam? What will your people think! Honestly children these days!" Arthur rambled on like a pushy mother.

"I'm Canada! Brother! Please don't call me America! She's America!" Matthew whined pointing towards Amelia.

Amelia stared blankly at Matthew's pointing finger trying to comprehend the words her brother had just uttered.

"I'm America...I think..." Said a still slightly confused Amelia. Who is this British 'punk' and why did Mattie call him 'brother'? How do Francis and Mattie know him? "Who are you! I keep seeing you but I still have no clue as to who you are?" Amelia asked as her confusion turned to distress.

"I am Britannia! I have ruled the seas for centuries, you ignorant twit! What gives you the right to question me? I am the head of the student council, I'll have you know! You are nothing but an ignorant, useless, nobody! Why I bet your just another one of that Frog's trollops! Why would the likes of YOU be with my brother Matthew!" Arthur haughtily proclaimed to the dumbfounded Amelia.

"I'M HIS SISTER! THAT'S WHY! I AM NO ONES TROLLOP EITHER! FRANCE HAPPENS TO BE MY BIG BROTHER! YOU ARROGANT, WEIRD LOOKIN', FOUL TEMPERED, MEAN, BUSHY- BROWED, VILE, HORN TOOTIN', OBNOXIOUS, CORN CRAKIN', RUDE, LOW-BROWED JERK!" Amelia blew her top at his comments. What did I ever do to him?

Amelia grabbed her brother and began running to the only place she could remember where it was at, the Cafeteria. Leaving a stoned Arthur in her wake.

"...Mel? Are you...Okay?" Matthew cautiously asked his sister, still surprised at his sister's outburst.

"Yeah, Mattie I'm fine..." Amelia told her brother as she turned to look at him smiling with a glimmer of tears in her eyes, "Why do people keep calling me a trollop though?"

"Because...Your the only pretty girl that isn't taken?" Matthew pondered. She is really pretty.

Amelia laughed, "Nah, I'm not pretty! I'm heroic instead!"

"You are pretty." A feminine voice spoke up from behind Amelia.

Amelia spun around in surprise. Standing before her was another blond girl who looked very similar to Amelia, except for her eyes which were pleasant shade of green.

"Hello?" Amelia asked. "I don't think I've met you yet."

"Hello! I'm Belgium! You can call me Emma!" The girl grinned holding her hand out to shake.

"Well then, howdy! I'm Amelia! You can call me Emily if you so choose!" Amelia grinned at her look-alike and shook her hand.

"Hey, aren't the health exams about to start?" Matthew questioned looking from one girl to the other. Totally weird how similar they look. All Mel needs is a ribbon and they would match.

Emma looked at her watch, "Oh Snap! They are! Crud, Holly will be upset with me if I miss another important school thingy!" She muttered running her fingers through her curly hair.

"Who's Holly?" Amelia asked curious.

"My big brother, Holland." Emma replied with a grin. "Uh, we really need to run now if we don't want to be late and get yelled at, come on!"

And so the small group began running with Matthew and Amelia following Emma. Matthew ran as swiftly as he could without falling due to his massive headache.

"Hurry up Mattie! She'll leave us behind and we'll be lost again!" Amelia cried running keeping pace with Emma.

"I doubt that! You're both keeping up with me without breaking a sweat!" Emma cried with a wide grin.

Eventually they arrived with a Matthew who was about to pass out and a very FAT Gilbird crashed on Amelia's head moments later.

"Emily dear! your wearing your new clothes! You look very nice!" A happy Lizzy ran up to Amelia and hugged her as she walked into the waiting room.

A/N: Sheesh...I haven't updated in a coons age~! I was on restriction earlier this week and then a couple of days ago I started looking for material for my Gakuen!Fem!America cosplay I'm going to be wearing Halloween~ (Possibly earlier) I have no clue as to where the buttons I bought went...I can almost swear Those things grow legs and Hide! I'm not sure my Characters are in character...=_=

~Gwyn signing off.

S/N: ...Alrighty, sorry for the lack of updates. Gwyn was grounded...yeah, so...no computer time for her. Hopefully I won't have to take away her computer privlages again any time soon.(*looks at sister* Be a good girl and I won't have to.)

Hope ya'll enjoy this. Think of it as a back to school present.

~Neobaka heading back to school...sorta...classes starts tommorow for me.