It was quiet on the (once again repaired) Dock of Shame. None of the final five were shown doing the intro, and the only sound hearable was the slight hum of a Jet Ski motor.
"Greetings viewers!" Chris exclaimed, driving his Jet Ski into the view of the camera. "I suppose you remember what today is, right? For those of you who haven't seen last year's season—your loss, I might add—then I'll fill you in. Instead of a challenge today, the final five campers staying here get the day off!"
He gestured behind him onto Camp Wawanakwa where Doe and Effie were prowling around in ninja suits, Laura was filing her nails on the Bass cabin stairs, Ashlynn was behind Laura holding a carton of eggs dangerously close to her head, and Kenny was sitting on a stump in the middle of it all, wondering how he got stuck on an island with four crazy girls.
"So, since it'd be really, really, really boring to watch these final five not get tortured, I bet you're wondering—where are we going? Well…it's that time again, where we visit the losers, the failures, the ones who just didn't make it…at the Playa de Losers! As you probably know, it's the awesome resort where the ousted campers come to face the fact that they lost the chance of winning a whole lot of big ones! So, to see all the campers who got voted off due to conspiracies, alliances, or just plain suckiness…find out how they're doing at the most dramatic elimination yet, on Total! Drama! Island!"
With that big announcement aside, Chris sped out of view.
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Chris hopped off of his Jet Ski onto the pristine white beaches of the Playa de Losers. As he walked up the stairs towards the resort, he turned to the camera.
"Just like last year—we'll be interviewing all of the losers here to see what they thought of their stay at Wawanakwa, who they want to win, and what they think of all the contestants. At the end? Well, we'll be having yet another elimination ready where they chose who gets the boot…and personally, I'm hoping they screw it up…again," he laughed evilly, and hopped up the final stairs.
"Now, let's get started shall we?"
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Sitting at the pool bar this year was not Noah, Katie, Trent, and Sadie obviously…but rather, the two twins (Joel and Leo), Alice, and Kevin.
"What did we think of our stay at Wawanakwa?" Joel asked, raising an eyebrow towards the screen. He and Leo exchanged glances.
"It sucked," the two twins said in unison.
"Well, you two might've had a better time if you didn't screw things up for yourselves with that conspiracy…" Kevin said amiably, sipping on a Pina Colada.
"I agree!" Alice chirped, startling the three boys as the Australian redhead poked out from inside the bar. "I mean it was all smart and stuff…but seriously, that was un-cool!"
"It was brilliant!" Joel growled, crossing his arms. "And we would've had gotten away with it if it wasn't for--"
"You meddling kids?" Kevin interrupted, stifling a laugh.
"What?" Leo laughed. "No! He meant Ashlynn."
"Ashlynn was just trying to save Raphael," Alice reminded the two boys, whapping their heads in the process. "Especially since you two were such jerks to him!"
"He deserved it!" Joel snapped.
"Oh really?" questioned Kevin, raising an eyebrow. "What did he ever to do you?"
"He…he…" Leo started, not sure what to say. Joel was not having any luck as well. Kevin looked directly at the camera and rolled his eyes.
"Hang on folks," he said. "This might take a while." Kevin cleared his throat and continued. "As for me…well, my stay wasn't half-bad. Sure I got shocked…painfully…numerous times…but I also met Doe, who is the most amazing girl," he sighed dreamily as he began to space off. "Yeah…Doe…"
Crawling out of the bar into the pool, Alice waved her hand in front of Kevin's face.
"Well, he's gonna be like this for a while," she announced to no one in particular. She turned towards the camera. "My stay? It was short…and I've got to be honest, it wasn't that great. I mean, most of the people were nice, but Laura tricked me!" She pouted and the camera switched to a quick 'flashback' of Laura handing Alice the infamous photo. "I would've stayed longer, I'm sure of it…"
With a sigh, she ran a hand through her spiky hair, and glanced back at Kevin who was still spacing off into the distance, sighing dreamily.
"Seriously," she wondered out loud. "Is that dude gonna wake up any time soon?"
"I doubt it," muttered Joel.
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The camera went all the way to a dark room, where a huge TV screen was playing some unrecognized movie. Lounging on bean bag chairs were Rosetta, Riley, and Jade.
"We're kind of watching something," Rosetta irritably told the camera, attempting to wave it away.
"Yeah? Well we're kind of doing a show here," Chris retorted. Rosetta narrowed her eyes, picked up the remote, and paused the movie.
"Well?" Jade questioned, crossing her arms at Chris and the cameramen.
"So, tell us what you thought of your stay…" Chris egged on the stubborn trio.
"Mine was lame!" Jade groaned, throwing up her hands in the air. "I was in an alliance that went absolutely nowhere…" she glanced at Rosetta and Riley. "No offense, you two."
"None taken," assured Riley. He grinned. "I couldn't have asked for a better stay. I got to fight with nearly everyone there…"
"And you're proud of that fact?" Rosetta questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"Well, you were one of the people on that list, and look how I ended up with you!" Riley teased as he wrapped an arm around Rosetta's shoulders. Rosetta elbowed him playfully and grinned back.
"He also managed to show how much of a softie he can be," added Rosetta, winking at the camera.
"And we've got it all on tape," Jade remarked.
"Should I be insulted or flattered?" Riley asked.
"Eh, it's six of one, half a dozen of the other," Rosetta mused. "As for me—my stay was…alright. I somehow ended up crushing on the one I hated the most at the beginning…" She pointed towards Riley.
"Oy, but you didn't hate me more then Laura," Riley pointed out.
"True," admitted Rosetta. "But you were the more persistent one."
"That's also true," Jade chuckled. "Just goes to show how weird fate is."
"Yup," Rosetta agreed. She turned towards the camera. "There, you heard from all of us. Go bug someone else."
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The next people Chris decided to 'bug' were Satine, Leti, and Hunter, who were all hanging out in the Jacuzzi.
"Man…" Leti sighed, shifting slightly in the hot tub. "My stay was like, way too full of drama. Too many fights and stuff."
"Yeah, but it all ended okay," Hunter remarked. "Everyone's friends now with each other, and there isn't even any other fights going on back on at Wawanakwa."
"Aside from Laura, who bugs anyone within a three feet radius," Satine piped up, floating on her back.
"Definitely!" Leti exclaimed. "She is like, so mean that everyone wants to hit her!"
"At least Doe got to punch her," Hunter laughed.
"She just did what everyone wanted to do," Satine chuckled, smiling lightly. She floated to the edge of the Jacuzzi, and then sat upright. "My stay was kind of weird. I took twenty-first place, came back, and was knocked off in eight place again. Not to mention I came back for quidditch in that goofy outfit where Leti and Alice were chasing me! That was totally insane!"
"Is it just me, or is this season full of crazies?" Hunter murmured.
"Hey, I'm not crazy!" Leti pouted.
"You came back pretending to be a 'dangerous' interrogation officer," Satine pointed out. Leti chuckled, and rubbed the back of her head.
"True…" she admitted. "But they were paying me…"
"I wonder if we'll have even more cameos," Hunter mused.
"I've had enough of Wawanakwa to last a life time!" Satine groaned, throwing her hands in the air in exasperation.
"They aren't gonna be happy about the semifinal challenge then…" Chris mused, as he and the cameramen began walking away from the Jacuzzi.
The three Jacuzzi-goers paled.
"Wait…" Leti squeaked. "What did he just say?"
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Next stop was a café-like area where Raphael, Thomas, Rachel, and Warren were eating. They all couldn't help but roll their eyes a little when they saw Chris walking up towards them.
"Do we have to?" Warren complained.
"Yes," Chris replied, grinning. "Yes you do."
"Alright, alright," Rachel laughed. "Lemme see here…Wawanakwa was a good experience. Rest assured, I'll never go back their in the remainder of my life by my own free will…but still, I got to meet Thomas, make some friends, and play some 'interesting' challenges."
"I don't remember much about Wawanakwa," Warren admitted.
"Because you were sleeping half the time?" Thomas guessed.
"Yeah, that was probably it…" Warren said awkwardly.
"Anyways, personally, I had a good stay mon," Thomas told the camera. "I sure got hurt a lot though."
"You think you had it bad?" Raphael groaned. "Sure, I met one of the most amazing girls ever on TDI…but those deranged dodge balls practically followed my every move!" He exclaimed. He then sighed, apparently done with his outburst, and smiled slightly at the camera.
"Thankfully," he remarked. "I haven't been hit with a dodge ball anytime soon." He gestured to his face. "See any dodge ball bruises? Hm? I didn't think so."
"Raphael?" Rachel questioned sheepishly.
"Yeah?" Raphael replied, turning towards the brunette female.
"You're really giving me the urge to find a dodge ball and hit you with it just to restore natural balance…" Rachel laughed. Raphael narrowed his eyes.
"Don't you dare."
"I was just saying!" Rachel amended.
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Allister and Charity were the next on the list, and the two of them were relaxing on beach chairs.
"So, did we like TDI?" Charity questioned, turning towards Allister. The two grinned.
"Not really," they answered in unison.
"We did manage to make quite a few friends though!" Charity laughed. "And I'm glad we remained on there together for a good time."
"You need something really good to help lift your spirits when you're at Wawanakwa," Allister agreed, looking straight at Charity as he said so. Charity blushed.
"If I had one thing I could change while I was there…" Charity mused, tapping her chin. "I'm pretty sure I would've tried to stop Laura in her tracks before she had a chance to screw up everyone's time there."
"But it never seems to work that way with the mean ones…" Allister sighed. "I hope she gets kicked tonight."
"Seconded," Charity agreed. "Let's just pray we don't kick off someone we like accidentally…"
"I swear if that happens I am going to slap myself," announced Allister, rolling his eyes. "We've already seen it happen once, we'd have to be pretty stupid to do it again."
"A question to ponder," Chris remarked as he and the cameramen began walking away. "Are these campers stupider then last season's campers, not quite as stupid, or just as stupid? Find out tonight! Before that though, we'll move onto our second question…who do the ousted campers want to win?"
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"Oh, I want Effie to win, definitely!" Alice announced, sitting cross-legged on the bar counter. "She is my so cool! I mean, she single-handedly kicked the butts of all the boys in laser-tag!"
"And then got shot by Kenny three times in the back while she was talking about God-knows-what," Joel added. Alice stuck out her tongue.
"You're just jealous because you got kicked first, came back, and got kicked off the moment you came back," accused the Australian.
"I don't want to talk about it," grumbled Joel.
"I bet I know who you want to win, Kevin!" Alice giggled. Kevin grinned.
"Yeah, it'd be awesome for Doe to win, she definitely deserves it…" he mused. "She told me she wants to be known for more than just being 'Courtney's sister'. And I think she can do it!"
"So…touching!" Alice cried. She turned to the two twins. "Alright, who do you guys want to win?"
"Actually?" Joel chuckled. "I want…Laura to win."
"NO!" Alice exclaimed, grabbing a crucifix out of nowhere and whapping Joel with it repeatedly in the head. "The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"
"Ow!" Joel shouted. "Dang it Alice, stop doing that!"
"Wait…" Alice paused for a brief moment. "So Laura's not telepathically possessing you from a distance?" Joel slapped his forehead.
"Of course not!" shouted the disgruntled twin. Alice lowered the crucifix.
"Oh…"
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Chris walked over to the movie room where Riley, Rosetta, and Jade were hanging out in, only to find that they had locked the door.
"Of all the…" the host rolled his eyes. "Dudes, unlock the door!"
"No!" They all shouted in unison.
"Fine!" Chris grumbled. "I've still got my master keys!" He whipped out a ring of keys that held more keys than he could count. "Uh…which key was the movie room key?"
Eighty-nine wrong keys later, Chris finally opened the door.
"You're not the only stubborn ones here," the host told them. "No tell us who you want to win, dang it!" The three of them sighed.
"Okay, okay…I think Doe should win," Rosetta announced. "Sure, she may be a little crazy but she's nice."
"Well I think Kenny should win," Riley disagreed. "The dude is so shy; maybe some cash will help him see the fun side of life."
"I vote for Ashlynn," Jade said dryly. "She's sarcastic—and to me, that's kind of funny."
"Hm…all three of you want different people to win…" Chris said mysteriously. "Do I sense some conflict?" Riley, Jade, and Rosetta exchanged glances.
"Not…really…" They replied in unison, eyeing Chris with raised eyebrows.
"Oh you guys are no fun," Chris muttered. And with that, he left the room.
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Leti squealed in the bathtub so loudly that Hunter and Satine plugged their ears, slightly annoyed at the preppy one.
"Kenny should win! Kenny should win!" Leti chanted. "He's super-nice, and always settles conflicts!"
"I agree…" Hunter said weakly. "But enough with the squealing please?" Leti quieted down, smiling sheepishly.
"Well, I think Ashlynn would be a good person to win," Satine spoke up. "She's a tad cynical—but she's so nice as long as you're nice too."
"Yeah," Hunter mused. "All of them are pretty nice actually—asides from Laura, of course."
"Well, we must kick her off then!" Leti proclaimed. "Come on, who's with me? Ousted campers…unite!"
She pumped her fist, and Hunter and Satine just kind of stared at her in confusion.
"This is the part where you say 'unite' too…" Leti continued. Hunter and Satine said nothing, although they were stifling laughs.
"Alright, I'll unite by myself…" Leti sniffled.
"You do that," chuckled Satine.
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"Can we not eat our lunch in peace?" questioned Raphael as the cameramen headed back to the four eating campers at the café.
"You can…after you tell us who you want to win. But we'll be back later of course," Chris replied.
"Of course," Raphael muttered, pushing his glasses up slightly.
"I think Doe should win!" Rachel said cheerfully. "She was awesome! Never a downer, that one…"
"I have to agree with Rachel on that one," Thomas laughed.
"Just because she's your girlfriend?" Warren guessed. Thomas raised an eyebrow.
"Uh…no, mon," he replied.
"Whatever," Warren remarked; although Thomas could've sworn he muttered a 'whipped' under his breath.
"Well who do you want to win?" Thomas questioned Warren. Warren shrugged.
"I guess it'd be funny to see what Effie would do if she won…" he mused. "Life's always funnier with someone insane involved."
"Not to mention more dangerous," Thomas commented.
"Well, I definitely think Ashlynn should win," Raphael told them. "She's smart, talented, and I think she can make it all the way. She's nice enough that she should make it too."
"Aw…!" Rachel squealed, her eyes sparkling. "That's so sweet of you to say that about her!" Raphael rubbed the back of his head in slight embarrassment.
"There," he sighed, facing Chris and the cameramen. "You heard it all. Are we done here?"
"Well, I'm sure the viewers would love it if you went into the mushy stuff again," suggested Chris.
Raphael threw a bowl of mashed potatoes at the host's face.
"Well! Fine then!" Chris complained. "Must contestants throw stuff at me all the time?"
"No," Raphael replied. "Just when you're being annoying and uncaring."
"That's all the time," Warren pointed out.
"I rest my case," Raphael said, leaning back in his chair.
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Charity tapped her chin, apparently in deep thought.
"Well, I think Effie should win," Allister spoke up from besides her, adjusting himself on his chair. "At least she helped me last challenge."
"Even though you were kicked off anyway," Charity chuckled.
"Gee. Thanks for reminding me, Charity."
"Oh you know I'm just kidding!" Charity assured him with a huge grin. "As for me, I guess Kenny should win in my books. He seems like a pretty nice dude, y'know?"
"Like one who doesn't remind people of their elimination?" Allister asked sarcastically. Charity rolled her eyes.
"I get the point."
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For the third (and thankfully final) time, the camera went to those relaxing near the pool bar for the third and final question: What do you think of each of the campers?
"Wait…aren't these questions out of order?" Leo asked.
"That's beside the point," Chris replied. "Just answer the question."
"Sheesh," grumbled Joel. "Alright, let's see here…Kenny seems whiny and weak, Doe and Effie are both insane, Ashlynn is too nosy, and Laura is the only formidable opponent. How's that?"
Alice popped her head out from the bar and began shaking Joel's shoulders.
"Why can't you be nice?!" She wailed.
"Why can't you stop shaking me?!" He yelled back.
"Uh…over here?" Kevin questioned, waving for the camera's attention. "You already know how much I love Doe…Kenny seems like an awesome dude who needs to lay back a bit, Laura…she's not cool man, Effie can seriously rock the house, and Ashlynn is cool in my books."
"What books?" Leo questioned, honestly confused. The other three campers at the pool bar regarded him with disbelief.
"Dude," Kevin said, turning to Joel. "Is he kidding?"
"No," Joel replied. "He was dropped on the head as a baby. Multiple times."
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Now, the movie room was locked, and numerous heavy objects were in the way of the door.
"Oh they're good," Chris muttered to himself. "But we're better…bring the wrecking cane!"
"The what?!" Riley exclaimed from inside the room.
"I think we might want to back up a few feet!" Rosetta said quickly, as she, Riley, and Jade went to the other end of the room. A huge metallic ball knocked a hole in the room in a few seconds, and Chris hopped in the gigantic hole, acting as if nothing had just happened.
"So," the host said cheerfully. "What do you guys think of each of the final five separately?"
"Never do that again!" Jade shouted. Seeing she would never get a proper apology out of Chris, she narrowed her eyes, and reluctantly answered the question. "From what I've seen in the episodes…Laura needs to jump in a hole,"
"A big one," Riley agreed.
"Doe is a tad too cheerful for my tastes, Effie…scares me," Jade continued.
"Join the club," Rosetta remarked.
"Ashlynn is relatively funny, and Kenny seems nice although he needs to take more," Jade finished.
"Doe was a good friend while I was still on there…" Rosetta mused. "Ashlynn was pretty nice. Effie is funny but yes, still insane. Kenny seems like a sweet guy. And I still hate Laura. She got me kicked off when I did nothing wrong!"
"Don't remind me," Riley sighed. "Crappiest day of my life." Rosetta turned her head so Riley didn't see her blush. "Anyways…I'm still friends with Doe I guess, Kenny still seems pretty cool, Effie is frickin' hilarious, Ashlynn I used to not like but she's okay now, and Laura needs to go home. In fact, maybe she should just go back from whatever deep dark place she returned from so we don't have to deal with her here as well."
"Agreed," Rosetta said. She once again eyed the gaping hole Chris had made in the wall. "Now Chris, can you leave? This is madness!"
"This…is…SPARTA!" a voice from the movie 300 screamed on the TV.
The three teens stared at the TV like it had just grown a head.
"That…was unintentional…" Rosetta said slowly.
"And very, very, weird…" Riley agreed, nodding his head.
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"Well…" Hunter mused, as he tilted his head slightly to the left. "I didn't get a chance to get that acquainted with all of them. Kenny and I started off on the wrong foot, but we're buds now so it's cool. Doe and Effie look like they could take on a wooly beaver."
"Effie already did," Satine reminded him. "She tamed one."
"Oh yeah, that's right," Hunter remarked. "That…was kind of creepy. Anyways, Ashlynn seems like a good person, and of course, Laura is just the worst."
"I agree with you there…" Satine sighed. "And with everything else pretty much," she added. She then turned to the camera. "If you're wondering where Leti ran off too…she was still pouting that we wouldn't join superhero forces with her, or something like that, so she's…er…" Satine gave an awkward grin.
Elsewhere:
"All right, ladies!" Leti hooted as she played with the records on a DJ tabletop near the beach. "We're gonna take this nice and slow with one of my favorites…" she started singing. "You put your right foot in; you put your right foot out..!"
Unfortunately, the only company Leti had for her musical show were wooly beavers, crocodiles, and a chubby weird little Eskimo dude. Leti didn't seem to mind.
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"Yeah…" Hunter said, shaking his head with a hangdog look on his face. "We decided to stay out of that."
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Warren, Raphael, Thomas, and Rachel were sneaking out of the backdoor of the restaurant, apparently trying to avoid another interview deal with Chris. It didn't work. However, they continued walking down the path they were going, even though Chris and the camera crew still followed them.
"Hello, campers who are no longer campers but will still be referred to as campers!" Chris greeted much to the chagrin, confusion, or annoyance of the four ousted contestants.
"That's not the catchiest nickname," Rachel commented.
"You'll get used to it. So, what do you guys think of the other TDI contestants?"
"Gah…" Warren sighed, shaking his head. "Let me see here. I think we can all agree that Laura is a total bi--"
"Kids show," Raphael reminded him. "But I do agree with you. Continuing on with the question, Doe and Effie were fun to have around."
"Even though they were playing matchmaker with you, mon?" Thomas questioned.
"Yeah…" Raphael laughed. "It's not like I can say I don't like who they 'picked' for me, anyways."
"You two are so cute together!" Rachel giggled.
"Wait, are you talking about Thomas and Raphael?" Warren asked. Rachel slapped her forehead.
"No, you idiot, I meant Raphael and Ashlynn!"
"Well there's no need for the name-calling!"
"Well there's no need for you to be a moron!" Rachel retaliated, despite the lack of creativity in that particular insult.
As the two bickered, Raphael and Thomas exchanged glances.
"Uh…how about you?" Raphael asked Thomas.
"Ah, I can't say anything bad about any of them!" Thomas said cheerfully. Raphael raised an eyebrow in slight surprise.
"Even Laura?" he asked.
"Even Laura," Thomas replied. He frowned. "Weird, isn't it? I couldn't insult someone to save my own life. It would kill me inside, mon."
"That is weird," Chris remarked. "I mean, I do it all the time and look how I turned out!"
"On a reality show with a bunch of teenagers who would gladly throw you into a pit of crocodiles?" Raphael questioned, crossing his arms and grinning.
"Touché," Thomas chuckled, draping a dreadlock behind his ear. Chris just rolled his eyes.
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At their final stop, the camera went to where Charity and Allister were relaxing on the folding chairs.
"Isn't this getting kind of redundant for you guys?" Allister asked the cameramen.
"No. Yes. Maybe," Chris sighed. "But we're almost at the 'moment of truth'…so hurry up and answer the question."
"Sheesh, alright," Charity chuckled. "Doe was always a good person to have around. She's friendly to everyone, except of course--"
"Laura," Charity, Allister, Chris, and probably all of the readers who have managed to stay on this somewhat boring chapter finished in unison.
"Must we go through this?" Allister asked. "You already know what we're going to say about the contestants. Then of course we'd end with a 'witty' line and you'd go to the next scene. Rinse and repeat."
"He's got a point…" Charity remarked. Chris's hand flew to his forehead.
"Alright. Fine. Just get everyone at the pool so we can get this done with! Sheesh, you guys are the most stubborn contestants ever!"
"We try!" Charity snickered as she hopped off her chair.
And heck, that wasn't even much of a 'witty' line either.
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The sun soon faded into the clouds, and there weren't even any creepy Wawanakwa wildlife noises to disrupt the peace. All of the campers went to the pool together, worried for however they might screw this elimination up.
"Heh," Joel chuckled, walking with the others on the way to the pool. "I don't know about you guys, but as soon as that ridiculous host comes, I'm going to say 'Effie' as many times as I can," he remarked, eyeing Alice as he finished saying so. Alice gasped, and turned around immediately, her hands placed prominently on her hips.
"You're just doing that because I wanted her to win!" She accused angrily.
"So?" Joel taunted. "What are you gonna do about it?" The two teens glared angrily at each other. (Alice stood on her tip-toes to meet Joel's gaze).
And then, the two fell to the floor, kissing feverishly.
The other fifteen contestants stared at them with gaping mouths and wide eyes.
"Well," Riley remarked. "Can't say I saw that one coming."
"I don't know whether to be horrified, disgusted, shocked, or amused," Rosetta said weakly.
"Can we settle for a mix of the four?" Raphael laughed nervously.
"I don't see why not."
Slowly backing away from the two, the other campers sat around the pool, dawdling awkwardly as they waited for Chris to arrive yet again.
"We know he's coming," Warren grumbled impatiently. "So why make us wait?"
"He's Chris, Warren," Allister reminded the blonde, with a quick roll of his eyes. "Why wouldn't he make us wait?"
"Well what's he waiting for?" Rachel sighed. "What, is he still primping his hair or something?"
"Or putting his make up on," suggested Jade.
"Or admiring himself in the mirror," Satine giggled.
"Or--" Leti began, but she was cut off when Chris finally arrived.
"Alright, that's enough," Chris announced, appearing in front of the campers with yet another cheesetastic 'poof' of purple smoke.
"Took you long enough!" Hunter sighed.
"I thought you campers would actually talk about something interesting," retorted the host. "So, let's get this party started! You all remember the rules! In the five minutes I'll time you guys, you can say any person you want to join you tonight! You should go one at a time…otherwise I'll have no idea who the heck is talking."
"Ready?" Chris questioned. The other campers glanced at each other nervously.
"Set…?" Chris continued, raising a timer.
"GO!" Chris shouted.
"Okay…" Hunter muttered to himself. "We are not voting for Ashlynn or Kenny or Doe…"
"Angry muttering counts!" Chris said cheerfully. "Ashlynn, Kenny, and Doe all have one vote!"
"Hunter!" The other campers groaned in unison. Hunter grimaced and slapped his forehead.
"Come on guys," Rosetta said firmly as she pushed a lock of hair behind her ears. "We don't want to make the same mistake twice, do we?"
"NO!" Leti agreed loudly. "I vote for Laura! Laura, Laura, Laura!" Chris frowned, obviously disappointed.
"Okay. Four votes for Laura…"
"I vote for Laura too!" Raphael added.
"I agree with the little dude!" Warren exclaimed.
"You have to actually say her name," Rachel reminded him.
"Okay…Laura!"
Ding! Went the score-keeper as Chris reluctantly announced Laura's sixth vote.
"Well," Leo said, grinning evilly. "I vote for Ke--" Leo was cut off when from behind him, Jade pushed him into the pool.
"Obviously there's no 'Ke' at Camp Wawanakwa," Jade chuckled. "Maybe he's losing it."
"Cuckoo in the cranium," Riley agreed.
"Are you kidding me?" Leo shouted, as he poked his head up from the pool. "I was obviously voting for Ke--" Once again, Jade dunked his head underneath the pool with her heel. Agitated, Leo climbed up from the pool once again. He said nothing, but crossed his arms and glared at Jade.
"That's…two votes for 'Ke'," Chris said awkwardly.
"Well I still vote for Laura!" Thomas said quickly.
Ding!
"Laura, Laura, Laura…" Satine began to chant. The others joined in as well. And soon, the score/vote keeper was racking up tons of votes for the queen bee.
Chris's five-minute stopwatch finally came to its last second, and the campers each hugged each other and cheered in their victory.
"The final four owe us one!" Leti laughed.
"Did you have to kick off the most entertaining character on the show?" Chris complained.
"Deal with it, McClain!" Charity said, smirking.
"And…here she comes now," Allister mused, cupping a hand around his ear. A sound of a boat was heard, along with some obvious struggling and screaming. The campers ran to the Playa de Losers dock, and grinned wildly as they saw Laura exit.
She was (forcefully) thrown off the boat by Chef, who soon drove away, grumbling to himself.
Rosetta was the first to step forward, her grin widening as she saw her old enemy.
"Hello…Laura," she greeted, cracking her knuckles. Laura looked up, and her eyes widened slightly.
The queen bee took off running.
"Get back here!" Rosetta shouted, running after Laura. "You ruined everyone's life on that show!" The angry one continued to chase the queen of mean throughout the resort.
"I better go follow her," Riley said mildly as he began to jog behind Rosetta.
"I don't want to miss this!" Rachel laughed, following Riley. The others began pursuit as well.
And the screen began to fade into black as the episode seemed to be heading to a close…
That is, until a previously-unseen-throughout-the-whole-episode blonde walked in front of the black screen, shaking from anger.
"Okay…" he breathed, apparently trying to calm himself. "Okay, okay…I know I might've not had a lot of fans, and that I wasn't very," he made quotation marks with his fingers, "popular, but there wasn't a signal reference to me in this chapter, dang it! I was a smart contestant! I didn't risk my life for money! I--"
John's pointless rant was interrupted when he was trampled by Laura, who was still being chased by Rosetta, who was being chased by most of the other campers—Leo, Satine, Warren, Jade, Joel, Alice, Hunter, Rachel, Kevin, Charity, Leti, Thomas, Raphael, and Riley. Who all trampled him as well.
Allister was last to walk lazily into the black-screen area, smiling slightly from amusement.
"That's all folks," He announced, glancing at the camera. "For real, this time."
Allister then glanced at the very-much-so-trampled John.
"Uh…can we get a medic in here?"
(A.N.) Okay…with apologies to BroadwayBabe4, Laura, the queen of mean, has finally left the building.
While normally I would just prattle on for a paragraph or two, I actually do have news that you might (or might not) care about.
Er…there won't be a sequel. I just…don't really…feel like it? I dunno, it was fun, but I feel like my quality is slipping in these chapters ("But Janey, that's because it is! XD") and I want to work on other stuff so if I even did attempt a sequel I wouldn't be able to c-o…m-m-i…t-t…t-t-t…t-t-t-t-t…t.
If you know what I just referenced, you rock.
On completely unrelated news—my school officially rocks. It's spirit week—and we got to wear ridiculous hats and dance to 'Thriller' in homeroom. How awesome is that? XD
Well—I'm gonna go crash. Sayonara! ^^