Welcome to the very first Post Chapter of Overlord Nico. As I said before, these are basically extras that don't advance the plot much, but are still canon nontheless. Because of this, there are chances that Disgaea characters may get slightly bigger roles because of that, so Disgaea fans rejoice. Some will be mostly comedy, while others are secret boss fights. I hope you enjoy Part 1 of the Overlord's Party!
Laharl was currently at Nico's castle speaking to someone on Nether-Scype.
"Are ya sure you can't make it, Emizel?" he asked.
"Sorry, but our workload's over here is massive. To many people died, which leads to a ton of paperwork."
"Wow... Sounds like being a Grim Reaper's a real pain..." Laharl commented.
"It's kind of like working at the DMV, only slightly less horrifying." said Emizel, "Still, I can't believe the death tolls skyrocketed all because of one girl."
"And who was that?"
"A former overlord named Junko Enoshima..."
"Did someone call my name?"
Junko appeared behind Laharl in the blink of an eye.
"WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING OVER THERE?!" Emizel panicked.
"Wait... I remember you..." Junko said, while leaning a little closer to the screen, "You're President Hugo's son, aren't you?"
"Hey! Didn't I tell you to keep your voluptuous body away from me!?" yelled Laharl.
"Sorry, but you're so cute when you're in despair." Junko told him, "I can't help it!"
"Laharl, please explain to me why the bane of every Grim Reaper's existence is at Nico's castle!" Emizel demanded.
"This psychopath came back from a trial in Celestia a few days ago. They made her Chiaki's pet or something. I don't really know the full details."
"Yeah. See the shock collar?" said Junko, who was currently pointing at it.
"So now you're on a leash?!" said Emizel, who was very livid, "If this happened some time earlier, I could have been able to take a break and relax at Laharl's party! But no! I'm stuck doing tons of paperwork for all the souls you sent over here! You've ruined most of my social life, Junko Enoshima!"
"Oh, did I?" Junko said mockingly, "I'm so sorry."
Emizel began to growl.
"Seriously! Both of us don't want to see you right now, so get lost!" Laharl demanded.
"Fine, fine..." Junko said before leaving.
Both Emizel and Laharl let out a sigh of relief after she left. As if that was a jinx, she immediately came back after all.
"Oops! Almost forgot something."
Junko suddenly embraced Laharl.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! NO! GET OFF ME! GET YOUR GIANT BOOBS OFF ME!"
"Ah! Nothing like a little despair to brighten my day." Junko said, as she finally let Laharl go and went her way.
"Curse that blasted woman!" Laharl said.
"Please tell me you'll keep her under control..." Emizel said, "I don't want to find out that we'll be getting another load of souls coming."
"She's not my responsibility, Emizel." said Laharl, "She's Chiaki and Nico's. But I think it's safe to say they'll be watching her."
"Good." said Emizel, "Because it's not just me. Father and the other reapers have been getting sick of her madness, too. We have lives we'd like to get back to, ya know."
"Well, good luck over on your side."
"You too, Laharl."
The conversation between the demon prince and the Grim Reaper's son ended, and Laharl logged out. It was at that moment Nico showed up.
"Couldn't make it, huh?" he said.
"Nope." said Laharl, "You can thank Junko for that. Apparently, she single-handedly added to the reapers death tolls and paperwork."
"Why am I not surprised?" said Nico.
Godot then appeared before them.
"Lord Nico. Prince Laharl." he said, "I'm pleased to announced that we've successfully prepared everything you asked for."
"Really? That's awesome!" said the demon prince, "I can't wait to see how the Grape Dungeon turned out."
"Um... 'Grape Dungeon...?'" Godot repeated.
"Yeah. It's like a wine-press, but in a dungeon." Laharl answered, "Makes it feel more evil and fitting for an overlord."
"Uh..." Godot looked horrified for some reason.
"What's wrong?" Laharl asked.
"I... Think we might have misheard you..." Godot said nervously.
"What do you mean...?" Nico asked.
"Well..." the advisor said hesitantly.
Meanwhile, in the Not-Grape Dungeon, a prisoner inside screamed as if he were being violated.
"MY ASS!" he yelled, "IT BURNS!"
"Shut up, bitch! You like it!" said his cellmate.
"YOU DID WHAT?!" Laharl and Nico yelled in unison.
"S-so sorry for the misunderstanding..." the advisor said.
"Well, don't just stand there, Godot!" Nico panicked, "Release that poor man, and get him a cushion to sit on! And an apology!"
"And some grapes!" Laharl added.
"...And some grapes." Nico said.
The advisor scurried along to fix the mess at the Not-Grape Dungeon.
"So much for that..." Laharl said, "I guess we'll just have to buy some wine for those fancy overlords."
"I'll send Kirumi and Joshua to get some." Nico said.
"Well, on the bright side, everything else is ready." said the prince, "...Unless of course, your advisor misheard something else."
"I'll help double check to make sure." said Nico, "I'll let you know when I'm done."
"Alright." Laharl said.
Everything was good to go. The party was set up, and now all Nico and Laharl had to do was wait for the big day tomorrow.
"This Overlord's Party's going to be awesome!" Laharl cheered.
"Yeah..." said Nico, "So long as nobody tries to mess it up."
Junko began moaning while laying on a couch.
"How am I suppose to quench my hunger for despair..." she asked aloud, "Childish pranks can only satisfy me for so long..."
Suddenly, she saw a giant gate appear nearby. Coming out from the gate was a familiar lynx. It didn't take long for him to notice Junko.
"You don't look happy..." he said, "Not getting enough despair?"
"You read me like a book." Moody Junko said, "What brings you here, Mr. Kitty?"
"I was going to train with Joshua and Ace." Coden answered.
"Oh... Okay..." Junko said, "Have fun..."
Coden was about to walk off, when Junko found something else to say.
"Hey, about your wings..." she said, "Did your mom, like, f**k a duck, or something?"
The lynx turned to face Junko, looking quite irritated.
"I've got wings because I'm an angel." he said, "And you already know that."
"But every time I see those wings, I can't help but wonder if your cat mom... I don't know... Made love to a dove, spread the eagle, swallowed sparrow splosh, took the toucan in the can, fiddled the falcon, gave the bluejay a B.J., pounded the pidgeon, skydived with a..."
"JUNKO!" Coden shouted.
"Tee-hee!" laughed Junko, "One more?"
"Ugh...! Fine." Coden moaned.
"Skeet skeet with a parakeet. Okay, I'm done." Junko said, "...Though I could have just said 'She went Black Hawk Down,' but that of been too easy..."
Coden ran off screaming after that, prompting Junko to laugh hysterically.
"Oh, that made me feel a little better." Junko said, "But I'm still going to need more then that to please my despair fetish..."
It was the day of he party. Guest were going to arrive soon. There was just one thing to do now.
"...Who's going to wake up Chiaki?" Nico asked nervously.
The vassals were all silent.
"I know this is difficult, but Chiaki needs to be up for this..." Nico said.
"Nyeh...Can't we just let her sleep in?" asked Himiko.
"I have to agree..." Laharl said, "I like sleeping in, too. Even on important days..."
"Guys, she needs to be up for this." Nico said, "She wanted to meet the other overlords."
"It's too bad she's not a morning person..." said Bernie.
Junko soon entered the scene wearing a herd hat and holding a hammer.
"Ah, it's so nice to see so many gloomy faces." she said.
"What's with the hammer?" Vivi asked.
"Oh, I'm just preparing the Chapter Preview Theater for Season Two." Junko answered, "So, what's got you guys down in the dumps?"
"We need to wake up Lady Chiaki..." Nagisa said.
"Oh, yeah. My Hope Buddy's not much of a morning person, is she...?" Junko said.
"It's much worse than that..." said Seven.
"Really?" said Junko, "Then let me give it a try."
"You might regret it..." said Himiko.
"Is that so? Then challenge accepted." Junko said, as she walked to Chiaki's room.
There she was. Queen Chiaki was peacefully sleeping like a baby. It would almost be criminal to wake her right now. Even Junko was amazed at how lovely she looked when she was asleep.
"Sleeping Beauty's got nothing on you, Hope Buddy." Junko said.
Junko looked at her friend with a friendly smile, which soon morphed into a twisted one as she slowly held up an air horn.
Junko found herself flying through seven walls in a row. The eighth one finally stopped her, but the impact was still devastating.
"I'M SO SORRY!" Chiaki cried out from the other side.
"...That... Was awesome..." Junko said, "I need to wake up Chiaki more often."
"THANK YOU!" shouted everyone in the castle.
Chiaki entered the throne room.
"Hey hey, everyone." she yawned.
"Good morning, Lady Chiaki." said the vassals.
"I'm still getting use to everyone calling me that..." Chiaki said, "Usually it's just Coden."
"Lady Chiaki, look." Gonta said, as he showed her a blue beetle, "Gonta find new friend outside. Gonta named him 'Heracross' after the bug you showed me on one of your games."
"That's so sweet, Gonta..." Chiaki said.
"NERD HUG!" Junko said, as she embraced Chiaki.
"Bugs are cool and all, Gonta." said Laharl, "But we need to be prepared for the guest who will be arriving soon."
"I have the list ready." General Nagisa said.
"And we have the doors." said Kirumi and Joshua.
"And we have the MAGIC." said Himiko, as both she and Vivi held up their staffs.
"I have the ah food," Teruteru said.
"I got the jokes!" said Komaeda.
"We got the music!" Ibuki and Yui said.
"If anyone's hurt... I'll fix them up..." Mikan said timidly.
"And I have to take a SHIIIIIIIIIIII...! (Big Sh*t Count: 16.)"
"Use an outhouse, Nekomaru." Nico said.
The Berserker immediately ran out the castle. There was a huge explosion outside minutes afterwards.
"Nekomaru's sh*ts can alter the shape of the Netherworld..." Laharl said.
"I know." said Nico.
"I won't be surprised if his sh*t comes to life one day..." said Etna.
The doorbell soon rung.
"Is that our first guest?" Kirumi asked.
The maid and the butler opened the door and saw Detective Gumshoe and a younger detective with him.
"Hey there, Nico." he said, "I hear you're having a party."
"It's actually Laharl's party." said Nico.
"I see." said Gumshoe, "Well, I'm here to deliver something to you. And by something, I mean someone."
The younger detective stepped forward.
"Gr-greetings, Lord Nico." he said.
"Shuichi." Nico said, "How'd your detective training go?"
"I believe it went well..."Shuichi said, adjusting his hat.
"I'll say." said Gumshoe, "He has the skills to be the Ultimate Detective."
"Is that so?" Nico said, "I knew you had it in you."
"Thank you, Lord Nico." Shuichi said.
"Well, now that that's taken cared of, I better..." But before Gumshoe could leave, he noticed a certain Despair Diva in the castle, "What the..!? Is that Junko Enoshima?!"
"The one and only!" Junko said proudly.
"By order of the Netherworld Police, I hereby arrest you!"
"You can't arrest me!" Junko said.
"And why not?!" asked Gumshoe.
"Because... You're under arrest."
"Oh, okay. Then I'll just arrest myself then... HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! I ain't fallin' for that! You're under arrest!"
"You can't arrest me! I am the arrest!"
"Well, that makes perfect sense. Well, I'll just escort myself out... HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! You cut that out! You're under arrest!"
"You can't arrest me! Your mother grounded you from arresting."
"She did? Then I better go home and find a corner to stand in... HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! Stop that! Stop that right now! You're under a...!"
"So, how have you been?" Junko asked abruptly.
"Oh... Um, good, thank you." Gumshoe said.
"You make the Netherworld proud with your services." said Junko, as she saluted him, "Keep up the good work!"
"Will do, ma'am!" Gumshoe said, as he saluted her back, and then went his way, "Wow. What a nice lady."
Gumshoe went out the door, as Junko began to count down.
"And three... Two... One..."
"HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!" yelled Gumshoe, as he ran back into the castle, "YOU DID IT AGAIN! WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!"
"Cuz it's funny." Junko answered.
"...YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" Yelled Gumshoe.
"You can't arrest..."
"Alright. that's enough, Junko." Nico said, cutting the Ultimate Despair off, "You don't need to arrest her. Celestia put her under my queen's custody."
"Really?" Gumshoe said, "And this one's not another trick?"
"No, it's not." Chiaki said, "I promise you."
"Just by looking at you, I can tell you're sincere." Gumshoe said, "Alright, I leave her in your hands. But don't think I'll forget you making a fool out of me Junko! I'll never fall for your tricks again!"
"Don't you have a corner to stand in?" Junko asked.
"Oh, you're right! I gotta go!" Gumshoe said, as he rushed out the door.
"...And three...Two...One..."
"HEY, WAIT A MIN...! Oh, forget it..."
Gumshoe left with that.
"How the hell does that guy keep his job?" Etna asked.
"No idea." Laharl answered.
Himiko then gave Shuichi a hug.
"You're back!" she cheered, "We all missed you!"
"Yeah. I'm back for good this time." Shuichi said, "I'll be a much better detective for you guys."
"But you were a great detective." Himiko said, "You didn't have to leave us..."
"...If my detective skills weren't enough to save her... Then there was a lot I needed to learn."
Himiko put her head down after Shuichi said that. That's when Vivi stepped in.
"Meet our new queen!" he said.
Vivi took the detectives hand and walked him towards Chiaki.
"This is Lady Chiaki. She's the new Queen of Picky Penguin."
"Nice to meet you, my lady." Shuichi said.
"Hello." Chiaki greeted, "You said you were a detective, right? You remind me of someone back in Celestia..."
"You don't mean Miss Kirigiri, do you?" Shuichi asked.
"You know her?" said the queen.
"She once helped me with a case when she came to the Netherworld. She was one of the angels who inspired me to move forward."
"One of them...?" Chiaki repeated, "Who was the other?"
"Her name was Kaede Akamatsu." Shuichi said.
Chiaki's eyes widened upon hearing that.
"...You knew her too, didn't you?" Shuichi asked.
"Yes..." Chiaki said, "There were times we sung together while she played the piano... She was so kind and always believed in people, just like Miss Yukizome. Then one day she went to the Netherworld, and I never saw her again... And some time later, there was news that she..."
Chiaki's eyes began to water.
"...Yeah..." Shuichi said.
It looked like his eyes were about to water as well.
"Hey... Come on..." Laharl said, rubbing his eyes, "We're about to have a party. This is no time to be gloomy..."
"You look like you're about to cry yourself..." Junko said.
"I am not, you eyesore!" Laharl yelled.
"Laharl's right, though." Nico said, "We all miss Kaede. But we can't let the past bring us down. We have to keep moving forward. That's what she would want."
"Yeah... You're right." Shuichi said.
After around a half hour, some guest began to enter the castle. First came the Overlord of Yakuza Fist, as well as the Overlord of Hustle Gansta.
"Hey! Kiryu! Majima!" Nico said, "Glad you guys could make it!"
"Good to see you, Nico." said Kiryu said.
"I'm ready to do the Hustle up in here!" Majima said.
Next came the Overlord of Disco Stew.
"T.K., you beautiful man, you!" Nico said.
"It's been a long day without you, my friend." T.K. Quoted.
"Hey, T.K.!" Yui called out, "Are we going to see your awesome dance moves?"
"Believe it!" answered T.K.
Next came the young princess of Toto Bunny, along with another familiar rabbit.
"Usalia! Usami!" Chiaki said, "You made it!"
"Chiaki!" cheered Usalia, "It's so great to see you again, plip."
"...Oh my." said Monomi.
"What is is, Usami?" asked Chiaki.
"It would seem Lady Usalia has an admirer." the rabbit said.
She then pointed at a blushing Nagisa, who looked away the moment he was caught. This prompt the girls to giggle.
Next came the most badass freakin' overlord in the entire cosmos, as well as his daughter.
"Hey! Zetta Man! Lil Petta!" Seven called out.
"Well, if it isn't my brother in badassery!" Zetta said.
"Uncle Seven!" Petta cheered.
"You two ready to have a badass time?" Seven asked.
"You know we are!" said Zetta.
"Yay!" Petta cheered.
Next came the Overlord of Two-faced Lie.
"Hey, everyone! Ready for me to crash this party?" Kokichi said, "Don't worry. That was a lie."
Evil Academy's Highest Honor Student showed up moments later.
"No freakin' way!" he said, "Kokichi, the Ultimate Supreme Leader, in the flesh?!"
"If it isn't Mao, the Highest Honor Student of Evil Academy!" said Kokichi, "What an honor this is! And that's no lie."
"The honor is mine, Kokichi!" Mao said, "You taught us so many things about being a truly evil demon! And a great liar!"
"My reputation proceeds me." Kokichi said.
It would seem the Honor Student and the Supreme Leader would be best friends from here on out.
Next came the overlord of Luminous Stars.
(Cue Disgaea OST "Oh Comrade" playing in the background.)
"The Luminary of the Stars makes his appearance!" he announced.
"Kaito!" said Shuichi.
"Hey, sidekick!" Kaito said, "You're back from Detective Training. I was afraid I wouldn't see you here."
"Yeah. I finished just in time." Shuichi said, "Though, I wouldn't be surprised if I'm only here for plot reasons."
"Well, what matters is you're here." said the Luminary of the Stars, "So this party just got ten times better. Now all we need is..."
Right on cue, a girl with long black hair and red eyes showed up.
"Hey! Maki Roll!" Kaito said to her.
"Didn't I tell you not to call me that?" the girl said.
"I heard the big news." Kaito said, ignoring Maki's last comment, "You were promoted to Overlord. I'm so proud of you!"
"It's no big deal..." said Maki, "I just continued to do my job, and my formal overlord promoted me. Anyone can do that."
"Now all that's left is for Shuichi to be promoted." Kaito said.
"Actually, I think I'll stick to being a detective..." said Shuichi.
"I said 'promoted,' not 'become an overlord.'" said the Luminary of the Stars, "I know how much being a detective means to you, so I'm sure you'll be some sort of Chief Detective or something like that in the future."
"Chief Detective, huh...?" Shuichi repeated, "Maybe someday I can achieve that rank.
"That day will come!" Kaito said, "Because I believe in you, sidekick!"
"...Yeah..." Maki said, "...I believe in you, too..."
"Thanks, you guys..." said Shuichi.
Red Magnus. The overlord of Scorching Flame showed up. However, it was the one who was with him that Nico soon recognized.
"Axel!" he said.
"Hey, Lord Nico." said the red head, "It's been a while."
"It has..." Nico said, "Are you just here for the party, or...?"
"Nope. I'm here to stay. Big Red here helped me get strong enough to keep my friends safe. So I'll be able to put the beat down on Joshua the next time we see him."
"Um... About that..."
"Oh, so you already beat him? Ah, no worries, man. At least Xion's been avenged, right?"
"...Not in the way you think..." Nico said, as he motioned his head as if telling someone to get over here.
Nico's new butler made himself known. It took a little bit of time for Axel to recognize him. Then a little more time for him to process the situation.
"...What's going on?" he simply asked.
"Joshua... Is now my vassal." Nico answered.
Axel just stood there silent, but then finally spoke up.
"I always knew you were a softy, Lord Nico, but I never thought you'd show mercy to scum like this."
"Heh heh... Neither did I..." Joshua said.
"I don't want to hear anything from you, scum." Axel said, "Got it memorized?"
"Um..." said the lynx coming their way, "Perhaps I can help settle this..."
Using Gemini Gate, Coden summoned Shiva.
"Axel..." she said, "...Or do you prefer 'Lea' now?"
"Wait... Xion?" Axel said.
"Yes, and no." Coden said, "In her past life, she was indeed your friend Xion. But she's been reborn as the Eidolon, Shiva."
"Please..." Shiva said, "Joshua's been through too much, and he did everything in his power to right his wrongs... So please... Don't be so hard on him."
"...I still can't forgive him..." Axel said, "That face he had when he broke into our castle... I could tell he wasn't going to show any mercy. He had every intent to kill us all..."
"I know..." Shiva said, "I'm not asking you to forgive him... Just trust that he's sorry for what he's done, and trust that he's on your side now."
"...Well, if Lord Nico can trust this guy... I guess I can give it a shot."
"Thank you, Lea." Shiva said.
"Wait, so you're going by 'Lea.' now?" Nico asked.
"Oh, yeah. During my training, I met a guy with the same name as me, spelling and all, and he was kind of an idiot. And so I wouldn't be associated with that guy, I went with using my original name, Lea."
"Looks like we'll have to get that memorized." said Nico.
Mukuro, the new overlord of Black Tear, showed up with Monokuma.
"SISTER!" Junko cried, dashing towards Mukuro and hugging her, much to her surprise.
"Isn't this usually the time where you try to kill me?" Mukuro asked.
"Yeah... I kind of promised Chiaki I wouldn't kill you in this universe in one of the main story chapters. Besides, you need to stay alive if you're to take care of Black Tear for me."
Mukuro just tilted her head, as if she was expecting Junko to pull a fast one or something.
"...Don't get use to me saying this..." Junko said, "But... I love you, big sister..."
Mukuro's must have been touched by Junko's words, for her eyes began to water, and she embraced her sister back.
"I... I love you, too..." Mukuro said.
After a short while, Junko retracted her hug.
"Okay, enough of the mushy stuff." she announced, "I need your help to satisfy my despair fetish. I haven't been getting a healthy amount of it while I was here."
"I'm down with that!" Monokuma said.
"Whatever you say, Junko..." Mukuro said.
"Hey!" Junko said, "You're an overlord now! Start acting like one!"
"Y-yes, Junko!" Mukuro said, "...Oh, I mean...!"
"Oh, forget it. Old habits die hard." Junko said, "Just practice acting more like a leader when you get the chance."
"Okay..." Mukuro said timidly.
"For now, let's get down to business!" Junko announce, "Operation: Despair Party is in order!"
Many more overlords showed up to the party, but do you seriously expect me to list them all one by one? There's way too many for a Post Chapter.
"Wimp!" Junko told the Narrator.
SHUT UP, JUNKO! (A-hem) Anyway, with all the Overlords in one place, the party soon commenced.
"Hey, everyone!" Laharl said, "Are you ready to party your asses off?!"
Everyone cheered.
"Cue the music!" Laharl commanded, prompting Etna to turn on some tunes.
Party Rock is in the House Tonight!
Everybody's gonna have a good time!
"Wait, that can't be right, dood..." said a Prinny, who switch the record over.
Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore!
"THE F**K'S THIS SH*T!?" yelled one of the demons, as many others started to rampage.
"God damn it, no!" said Laharl.
Etna then threw the Prinny, who exploded on impact, and switched the record over again. This calmed down the demons a bit.
"What was that all about?" Coden asked, "Let it Go isn't a bad song."
"It's a known fact that most demons hate that song." Joshua answered, "Prinnies, however, love it to death."
"Don't we also have Karaoke?" Nico asked.
"Sure do, Nico Bizzle!" said DJ Bizznizzle, "Just say the word, and we can take requests!"
"In that case..." Nico began to say.
The lights went off, and the spotlight was on the overlord of Tengu Pride.
"This one's for you, Akechi." said Nico, who was now on stage and began to sing.
You can pour
You can bite
Having the meal of your life
Ooh ooh
See that boy
Watch that taste
Dig in the Pancake King
Everyone started clapping afterwards.
"Thank you, Nico." Akechi said.
Shuichi, Kaito and Maki began chatting after that.
"Isn't that the guy who once back-stabbed Nico?" asked Kaito.
"Yeah, he was..." Maki said.
"Don't worry. He's gotten his act together." Shuichi assured them.
Outside, Monokuma set up some Helicopters so demons could go for a joyride. However, things went south rather quickly, for most of the demons didn't know how to fly them.
"That was fun and all..." said one of the demons in a helicopter, "But I think we should get down now..."
"I can't..." said the other demon, "I don't know how this thing works..."
"What do you mean by that?!"
"I mean I really don't know how to fly this thing!"
"THEN HOW DID WE GET AIRBORNE?!"
"I JUST STARTED PRESSING BUTTONS!"
The demons within the helicopter screamed as the airborne vehicle crashed into Nico's castle and exploded. It's a good thing they were demons, otherwise they probably wouldn't survive that.
"Stop crashing helicopters into my castle!" Nico demanded.
"Alright! Helicopter rides have been revoked!" Monokuma said.
"No way! We still want to ride!" said one of the demons.
"Oh my goodness. Some of these demons are imbeciles..." Valvatorez commented.
"That is why one day, you must rule all Netherworlds and bring order to them, my lord." said his stuart.
"Fenrich, I already told you. I'm content with being a Prinny Instructor. Plus, we have overlords like Nico who can set these demons straight. Now, fetch me some more sardines, if you would."
"Very well..." Fenrich said, "All is for my lord."
As Fenrich went to fetch his master some more sardines, Junko came outside with a rocket launcher.
"I'm hearing that the helicopter rides have been revoked!" Rockstar Junko said, "So I'm here to blow this taco stand!"
She then pointed the Rocket Launcher at the helicopters, and glanced at the audience.
"This is totally necessary." she told them, before blasting all the helicopters while laughing maniacally.
The demons who still wanted that joyride watched in horror as one by one the helicopters were being blown to bits.
'Hello darkness, my old friend...' They all thought.
After the fiasco that was the helicopter joyride, everyone went back inside the castle. All except the overlord of Vulgar Steel, Miu Iruma. She was currently using an outhouse so she could... Well, um...Make a sample. Anyway, she had her assistant, an android named Kibo, take a photo of it.
"I still don't comprehend why we have to keep doing this..." Kibo said.
"It's all part of a woman's beauty." Miu said, "Come on. Let get a better look outside this sh*t house."
Miu and Kibo came out the outhouse to see a speeding Nekomaru coming there way.
"Outta the way! Outta the way!" he said, "I really gotta SHIIIIIIIIIIII...! (Big Sh*t Count: 17)"
The potty mouth and the robot quickly moved out of the way, and Nekomaru stormed into the outhouse.
"Um... Lady Miu..." Kibo said, "Did you remember to flush?"
"No. We were taking a picture of it, remember?" said Miu.
The two heard a massive explosion inside the outhouse, which was soon destroyed.
"...So that's why there are so many spares..." Kibo commented.
"...Um, guys..." Nekomaru said, "You might wanna take a look at this..."
Miu and Kibo looked into the crater that Nekomaru created to find a living poo monster. It seemed to be an infant.
"What is that?!" Miu asked, "How the hell is it alive?!"
"I think..." Kibo began, "When Nekomaru released feces on top of yours, it somehow mutated into..."
"Living sh*t!" Miu finished, "We just created living sh*t!"
Despite being disgusting (I mean, come on! It's a poo monster, for crying out loud!) It's big, child-like eyes gave it a minimal amount of adorableness.
"...Mama..." it said, looking at Miu while pointing it's stubby little poo arms.
The inventor overlord's eyes widened. Sure, this creature was a poo monster... But it was her poo monster.
"People always told me if I ever had a child, they'd be a real piece of sh*t." Miu said, "Well, this brings a whole new meaning to that."
"Child...?" Kibo repeated.
"Yes, Baby Poo's my child. I helped create it, so I'm his mother."
"Wait..." Nekomaru said, "Does that make me...?"
"That's right, Tree Trunk D*ck, you're his father! Which means you have to help me take care of him!"
"Yeah, I thought so..." Nekomaru said.
"What a bizarre turn of events..." Kibo said.
Oh... It seems Miu and Kibo weren't the only ones who stayed outside. Junko and Mukuro were still outside, too.
"So... How come we're not using the front door like everyone else?" Mukuro asked.
"Because my idea's more despair inducing!" Junko said.
Currently, Junko was tied to a rocket.
"Light it up, sister!" she demanded.
Against her better judgement, Mukuro lit the fuse. It was fast burning, and soon the rocket took off to the sky. Junko looked at the horizon intensely, until the rocket exploded, sending her body flying and crashing through the roof of the castle. She landed on the ground hard, but got up like it was nothing.
"Aww... It still wasn't despairing enough..." Junko said.
"Hey, little lady." said a talking horse, "You're just in time for a game of Fruit Ball!"
"Alright. So long as I'm on the losing team." Junko said.
Immediately after that, Mukuro came crashing down from the roof and landed on the floor next to Junko. Unlike her sister, she did not get up from it.
"I didn't say you had to follow me in the same way, you know..." Junko said.
Mukuro just moaned in pain.
"You okay?" Junko asked.
"Everything hurts..." Mukuro said.
"I know, right?!" said Junko, before calling the nurse.
"We-we'll get you fixed up, Mukuro..." Mikan said, leading her to the recovery room.
"Now, who's ready for some Fruit Ball?!" asked the horse.
The two teams currently playing were as follows:
Team One: Junko, Kokichi, and Mao.
Team Two: Laharl, Komaeda, and Himiko.
Because of Komaeda's Bullsh*t Powers, they had to Nerf his team by making them have five goals instead of one, and they were three times as big. Despite this, the opposing team couldn't make a single goal.
"This game is stupid!" Mao complained.
"Then stop playing." Laharl said.
"NEVER!" shouted Mao.
Mao then proceeded to spike the ball into one of the goals. However, the ball made a U-turn and went into their own goal instead before spontaneously combusting.
"WHAT?! THAT'S BULLSH*T!" Mao yelled.
"I know, right?!" Komaeda said.
"Hey, Junko." Kokichi said, "What's the scouter say about Komaeda's Bullsh*t level?"
Junko was suddenly dressed like Vegeta.
"It's over 9000!" she yelled, crushing a toy scouter in her palm.
Meanwhile in a different universe, an unhappy Vegeta was looking through his wardrobe.
"...Alright, who's been in my closet?!" he yelled.
Back at the party, Maki and Kaito walked over where the game of Fruit Ball was taking place.
"Hey! What are you guys doing?" Kaito asked.
"Playing a losing game of Fruit Ball." Junko answered.
"Seriously? Fruit Ball?" said Kaito, "Who'd wanna play that?"
"Wanna give it a try, Kaito?" Kokichi asked.
"You're on!" said the Luminary of the Stars.
"...Have I said that I'm surrounded by idiots?" Maki asked, "Because I really feel like I should of by now."
"You're always such a sourpuss, Maki Roll." Kokichi said.
Maki then glared at the Ultimate Supreme Leader.
"Don't Call me that." she said.
"Aw, but it's such a cute nickname, Maki Roll."
"Do you want to die?"
"C'mon, Maki Roll. I thought we were friends."
"You know what be really nice right now...?" Maki said.
"Going to space!" Kaito called out.
"Um, no..." said Maki, "I was going to say..."
"Despair!" Junko said.
"Pulling pranks!" Kokichi said.
"Using MAGIC!" said Himiko.
"Fighting a final boss!" said Laharl.
"Experimenting on a final boss!" said Mao.
"Going to an amusement park?" suggested Himiko.
"Eating bagels!" said Komaeda.
"Riding a space roller coaster while eating a bagel!" said Kaito.
"Pulling pranks on an experimented roller coster based on a final boss!" said Mao.
"Prank the final boss, ride the bagel, eat the roller coaster!" said Himiko.
"What?!" said Laharl.
"I don't know! I'm so lost!" said Himiko.
Some time later...
"Alright, so we're all in agreement with this?" said Kaito, "We're in a magic amusement park flying in space that has a final boss theme. There's a food court that serves anything, including bagels. You can also pull despair pranks and do despair experiments on people, but only when you wait in the despairingly long line that leads you to despair section. We good?"
"Yeah, that sounds good." Laharl said.
"Agreed." said Mao.
"Bagels!" said Komaeda.
"But wait..." Kokichi said, "What if we run out of food?"
"It's a MAGIC amusement park!" said Himiko, "It'll never run out of food!"
"Yeah! What Himiko said." Kaito commented.
"But what if we run out of magic?" said Junko.
"Uh..." Kaito was at a loss on that one.
"Why were we discussing this in the first place?" Maki asked.
"Weren't you the one who wanted to know what would be really nice?" Kaito asked.
"I was going to suggest Kokichi losing his voice." said Maki, "Now, I'm almost tempted to say that all of you should lose your voices."
Everyone was silent after Maki said that.
"...Nope. The amusement park thing's definitely nicer." said Kaito.
"Agreed." said Laharl.
"I couldn't enjoy the despair as much if I couldn't hear you all waling." said Junko.
"Hearing your cries lets me know the experiment is working. Mwa ha ha ha!" said Mao.
"And everyone loves hearing my voice." said Kokichi.
"Yep. I'm surrounded by idiots." said Maki.
At one point of the party, Coden was on stage with a mic.
"Um... Can I have everyone's attention, please?" he said, "My Eidolons wanted to put on a show for you."
There was a lot of chatter amongst the crowd after he said that.
"Eidolons are going to preform for us?" one demon said.
"What's an Eidolon?" said another.
"I think they're suppose to be Personas used by angels or something." said yet another.
"That kitty's really cute." said a female demon.
That last comment made Coden blush a little.
"Um... Moving on." Coden said, "Let's begin the show."
Coden opened Gemini Gate and all his Eidolons flew out. Shiva used her ice spells to create giant snowflakes that exploded like icy fireworks. Odin rode upon Sleipnir and twirled his spear as he rode along. Bahamut and the Phoenix flew in the air and did many acrobatic tricks.
"Great job, everyone!" Coden called out.
He was going to say more, but Nedoc soon jumped out his shadow.
"Can I take this one?" Nedoc asked.
"Sure." Coden answered.
"Give 'em the finale, Phoenix!" Nedoc called out.
The Phoenix did more acrobatic tricks. But this time, a rainbow appeared when it flew. The phoenix then covered itself with it's wings and did a spiral spin in the air. It's body began to glow brightly until it spread it's wings once again. It's... Or rather, her appearance changed once this occurred. Instead of a colorful bird of fire, she was now a beautiful young woman with a colorful dress. She descended slowly to the ground and stood in front of Shuichi, who could not believe his eyes.
"...Kaede?" he said.
"Hello, Shuichi..." the Eidolon said, "I've missed you."
As that was going on, Chiaki walked on the stage to talk to Coden and Nedoc.
"Did you two know she was Kaede all this time?" she asked.
"Actually, Phoenix kept it a surprise to us as well." Nedoc said.
"She was the one who gave us the idea to have the Eidolons preform." said Coden, "To tell you the truth, this is the first time we saw her human form."
The moment with Shuichi and the Eidolon who was once Kaede Akamatsu.
"You've become a much stronger person since we last met..." Kaede said, "I'm so proud of you..."
"But... How could you be...?" Shuichi said, "You died because of my failure... If I were a better detective..."
Phoenix put a finger on Shuichi's lips to shut him up.
"Didn't I tell you not to blame yourself?" she said, "And for the record, you were a great detective. And you continued to become greater as the days went by. You always try so hard, and you always do your best. You've helped so many people with your skills. You've helped angels like me... And you've helped demons like yourself. You continued to blame yourself for the my death, but don't give yourself credit for the people you saved. I always believed in you... Everyone's believed in you..." Phoenix then embraced the detective. "So please... Believe in yourself."
Tears flowed from Shuichi's eyes as he embraced her back. So many emotions filled him as he held her.
"...I love you..." Shuichi suddenly said without thinking.
Phoenix smiled.
"...I love you, too." she said.
There were mixed feelings amongst the demons who watched Shuichi's reunion with Kaede. Some found this scene beautiful, others found it too sappy for their taste. And then there were some who were indeed touched by the scene, but didn't want to admit it do to being both a demon and a tsundere. Right, Laharl?
"SHUT UP!" Laharl yelled at the narrator.
Then there was Junko, who felt this scene was a little too hopeful when she wanted to see some despair.
"You don't look too happy..." said the Ultimate Supreme Leader.
"Of course not..." Junko said, "There's not enough despair in this party."
The Ultimate Despair soon saw Mao on her other side.
"You know..." Mao said, "Kokichi and I know a thing or two about despair."
"Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?" Junko said with a smile.
"Yes..." Kokichi said, as his face became more demented and demonic, "Let's team up!"
To be continued in Post Chapter 2...
It was obvious that I wouldn't be able to put the entire party in one Post Chapter, so it seems my first Post Chapters will be connected. There's also a chance that this will be a three-parter.
Now, for some other notes, please listen to the Disgaea OST "Oh Comrade." Once you do, you'll probably realize how much that theme matches Kaito Momota, Luminary of the Stars.
And as for me teasing a ship between Usalia and Nagisa, this is just like the thing with Gundham and Mayuri. This ship is only in this universe, and in the Disgaea 5 universe, I do ship Usalia and Zeroken. but for this universe, after the whole Monaca thing, poor Nagisa needs someone.
And then there's Junko. Yes, she's technically "More Behaved" at this point, but you got to remember that she's the Ultimate Despair, and she's going to need to feed her despair fetish as much as possible, so you can still expect her to be a trouble maker for the rest of the series.
Anyway, I had a lot of fun, and I can't wait to continue. It may take awhile, though, since I'm putting a little extra time in my original series, Gemini Gates, coming soon to Amazon. If you enjoy Overlord Nico, I think you'll enjoy that story, too. Until next time, stay classy, everyone.