This is a slight variant of 'TOW Old Yeller dies' and 'TOW The boob job'.
Chapter 25 - 1999: Baby talking disaster
*7 MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER*
[Mondler's apartment. They are at work and Ross and Emily are babysitting Sophie]
"Peek-a-bo!" Emily says to the toddler, uncovering her hands from her face. "Auntie Emmy, Uncy Rossy" Sophie says. "Oh Ross she just said our names" Emily exclaims, "Wat really" Ross asks standing up. "No she said pie...yes she said our names" she said slightly slapping him in the shoulder, "Ooh they've been teaching her how to talk but no use. So I think we are the turning point" he answers." I can't wait until they get home so we can tell them what the baby said" Emily replies happily.
*THAT AFTERNOON*
[Monica comes home for her lunch break and picks up her daughter off the floor]
"How's my baby girl" she asks planting a kiss on her daughter's forehead. "She's been a good girl for us but guess what she said earlier" Ross says, "Well what". "She said "Auntie Emmy, Uncy Rossy" Emily answers for him, obviously very fond of her niece. "Oooh mommy's so proud of you" Monica says to her daughter. Emily takes out a scone that she got earlier and starts eating it...very fast, "Honey slow down you are a packa wolf" Ross tells her.
*LATER THAT DAY*
[Chandler enters the apartment while all the other friends and Emily are there too. Monica is teaching Sophie how to talk]
"Sop, say mama" she commands her daughter, "Aunty Ross" Sophie says. Ross turns over on the couch to hear his niece refer to him as "Aunty", "Uhh you teach her to talk Chandler. She likes Ross and Emily more then us" Monica complains.
[Chandler then tries to teach Sophie to talk but still is a disaster] "Say Dada" he says to the toddler while he's spread out on the armchair with her. "Auntie Emily" Sophie answers, "See no use. She won't learn" Monica warns her husband. "I guess it's just a sign that she prefers her palontologist uncle and British aunt more" Ross grins and Emily giggles.
TBC...