Another chapter topic. This chapter's topic is... Changing out the Trash! Brought to you by my aunt.
I walked forward and glared at the trash bags in front of me. I hate trash day I really do. I continued on pretending like I never saw it. When I turned around it was gone. I blinked in slight surprise then sighed and smiled to myself. Yes! I don't have to deal with it! Sudden running from behind me, caused me to stiffen waiting to hear what the commotion was about.
"Sakura!" Naruto shouted from behind. I turned around and caught him by the waist before waiting to see what he wanted. Naruto looked at me in a daze then paled. "The trash... it's gone."
"A lot of trash has been disappearing lately." Tayuya nodded from behind us. I stared at her blankly then sighed. Who cares? At least I don't have to take out the trash anymore.
"The odd thing is... none of it has been ending up in our dumpster." She continued as Kimimaro walked up to us from the other side of the hallway. Again... this doesn't matter... except for the fact that Kimimaro looks interested in the idea that the trash has been disappearing.
"Stop that, you're not supposed to care about that stuff. Kimimaro... you are supposed to be the one sane person around here! Not one of those freaks that cares about stupid things like the trash being stolen and changed out for us!" I cried desperately. The others looked at me oddly before he turned to explain himself.
"Yes, but without the trash then that means I don't get to help you change out of the skimpy outfits they make you wear all the time." Kimimaro said with a small smile.
I nodded at this not really caring. A large cackling was heard across the hall making us glance over there. I took a couple steps forward. Then another. I could feel Tayuya's body shaking, holding back laughter as she looked at Naruto's whimpering form. Okay so yes she's heartless but still a friend.
"Soon you will be the most amazing thing I have ever seen!" A voice shouted maniacally. We exchanged glances then opened the door. Tayuya and Kimimaro were behind us looking at the mess. Kabuto was in front of the hugest mound of trash we'd ever seen.
"You're a freak." I sighed and turned to Kimimaro. "Tell Oreo to call the garbage man and bring him in here. Tell Oreo to promise the man triple his pay." I said shaking my head. Kabuto looked like I had just slapped him. He was crying and his face was red.
"Get over it, loser." Tayuya smirked as we closed the door and left him.