(The Voice and Danny are waiting for their next victim, Artemis is on the phone.)

ARTEMIS: Uh huh…uh huh…Okay…Okay…no problem…alright, thanks Fred. (Hangs up phone)

DANNY: Who was that?

ARTEMIS: Just my new friend Fred, he agreed to take care of Ginny for me in case she comes back.

DANNY: Ooookay.

(Later)

VOICE: Know your stars Know your stars Know your stars Know your stars

LUNCH: (Stares blankly)

VOICE: Lunch… she has 12 different personalities

LUNCH: Um…no, only 2.

DANNY: Lunch…one of her 12 personalities is Mr. Garrison from South Park.

LUNCH: No I don't, my only other personality is the one that comes out when I sneeze.

VOICE: Yeah but she's only one of your 12 personalities, the others are Mr. Garrison, Kim Possible, Buzz Lightyear, Jack Sparrow, Chucky, Dora the Explorer, Brian Griffin, Professor Trelawney, Violet Baudelaire, and Hilary Duff.

DANNY: That's only eleven.

VOICE: It's twelve including Lunch.

DANNY: Oh right.

LUNCH: Um…I don't have any personalities by those names.

(Then Mr. Garrison, Kim Possible, Buzz Lightyear, Jack Sparrow, Chucky, Dora the Explorer, Brian Griffin, Professor Trelawney, Violet Baudelaire, and Hilary Duff appear.)

MR. GARRISON: Hey wait a second, I'm a woman now, stop calling me Mr. Garrison.

VOICE: Oh, sorry

MRSGARRISON: Thank you

VOICE: Whatever

LUNCH: Um…who are these people?

KIM POSSIBLE: We're your other personalities, remember?

LUNCH: No.

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: To infinity AND BEYOND!

(Pops out his wings and flies away…into a brick wall)

DANNY: What was the point of that?

VOICE: (shrugs) Randomness

DANNY: uh-huh

BRIAN: Hey, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

JACK SPARROW: Hey it's Captain Jack Sparrow.

VOICE: Okay fine

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW: thank you, anyway I want some rum!

DORA: Yeah, and what happened to my monkey friend boots, I can't find him.

CHUCKY: Say uh…was this boots guy a blue monkey with red rainboots on?

DORA: Yeah?

CHUCKY: Oh, well I killed him, took his skin and turned it into the coat for my wife Tiffany.

DORA: WHAT!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRIAN: WHERE'S MY MARTINI?

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW: WHERE'S MY RUM?

VOICE: OKAY FINE!

(Then Martinis and Rum appear)

CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW: YIPEE!! RUM!

BRIAN: Hey I said dry martini!

VOICE: Oh picky picky picky.

(Then dry martinis appear)

BRIAN: That's more like it.

VOICE: Okay, anyway, Lunch…she and her 11 other personalities-

LUNCH: ah…

DANNY: what?

LUNCH: ah…

VOICE: Uh-oh

LUNCH: ACHOO!!

(Then evil Lunch comes outs)

EVIL LUNCH: WHERE THE HELL AM I!?!?!?!?!?!?!

VOICE: You're hear being tortured, along with your eleven other personalities.

EVIL LUNCH: ELEVEN!?!?! I ONLY HAVE ONE OTHER PERSONALITY!

DANNY: Not according to Artemis, and she's the one writing this!

VOICE: (Grins)

EVIL LUNCH: OH COME ON, LIKE I COULD SHARE A MIND WITH THESE LOSERS

(All gasp)

KIM POSSIBLE: Hey, that wasn't very nice.

(Evil Lunch pulls out machine guns and kills Kim Possible)

TRELAWNEY: (Gasps and twitches)

VOICE: What?

TRELAWNEY: S-such a horrible vision…OF YOU!

(Everyone jumps as she points to evil Lunch)

EVIL LUNCH: WHAT?

TRELAWNEY: It seems…that sometime time in the near future…you will be tortured by an insane teenage girl and a half-ghost.

EVERYONE: (Rolls eyes)

CHUCKY: That's happening right now you fucking fraud.

(Then Evil Lunch machine guns Trelawney.)

VIOLET: Wow, this is getting too weird, I'm going to leave.

VOICE: You can't leave until I write it.

VIOLET: So write it.

VOICE: No

VIOLET: Fine, then I'll just use some gum, and toothpick, and a parakeet to build a ladder and then climb out the window.

VOICE: …Evil Lunch?

(Evil Lunch machine guns Violet)

HILARY DUFF: uuuuh…

VOICE: YOU SUCK!!

(Then Hilary Duff blows up.)

DANNY: So how many are left now?

VOICE: um… (Counts)… including the Lunchs, seven

(Evil Lunch machine guns Brian)

VOICE: er…six

(Evil Lunch machine guns Dora)

DANNY: five

(Evil Lunch machine guns Jack)

VOICE: WILL YOU STOP MACHINE GUNNING PEOPLE?

EVIL LUNCH: I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M TRIGGER HAPPY!

(Machine guns Chucky)

DANNY: Hm, sucks to be him.

VOICE: Anyway, Evil Lunch…she's in love with Tien.

EVIL LUNCH: Yeah I know.

DANNY: Evil Lunch…what she doesn't know is good Lunch loves him too.

EVIL LUNCH: WHAT?!?!?!

MRS. GARRISON: um…can I go now?

(Evil Lunch machine guns Mrs. Garrison)

EVIL LUNCH: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

DANNY: Yup

EVIL LUNCH: GRRR (Reaches into her ear and pulls out Good Lunch.)

DANNY: (Wide eyed) How did she do that?

VOICE: I don't know I'm just the writer.

EVIL LUNCH: (to good Lunch) HOW DARE YOU CHASE AFTER MY MAN!!!

GOOD LUNCH: You're man, Tien's my guy, not yours.

EVIL LUNCH: OH PLEASE, WHY WOULD HE WANT A LITTLE WIMP LIKE YOU!!

GOOD LUNCH: Well why would he want an evil bitch like you!?!

EVIL LUNCH: OH IT'S ON NOW, IT'S ON!!

(Good Lunch and Evil Lunch then start fighting)

VOICE: Ah man, I guess we have to go break this up huh Danny…Danny?

DANNY: (Is currently staring at the two fighting girls with his tongue hanging and drooling)

VOICE: Danny? (Waves a hand in his face, scoffs) dumb perv, only one way to handle this. (Leaves)

(Two minutes later)

EVIL LUNCH AND GOOD LUNCH: (Are still fighting over Tien)

DANNY: (Is still ogling the fighting girls)

(Artemis returns with…

DANNY FENTON!!!

DANNY: (Immediately comes out of it and turns around to find…) Sam!

SAM: (Is really angry) what are you doing looking at other woman, we're suppose to be dating now!!

DANNY: Um…I can explain.

(Twenty minutes, a lot of explaining and a lot more pain for Danny later)

SAM: Okay Danny, I forgive you. (Kisses him on the cheek)

DANNY: Oh thank god.

VOICE: Anyway (Sends the two Lunches to Antarctica where they have more room to fight.)

DANNY: Aw man (Sees Sam glaring) I mean, okay.

VOICE: Hm…Looks like Ginny isn't going to come this chapter.

(Then Ginny appears)

GINNY: I've returned again.

VOICE: Spoke to soon.

(Then Ginny suddenly falls asleep)

SAM: Um…Why did you do that

DANNY: Yeah, why didn't you kill her again?

VOICE: Just watch…

(Nothing happens for a few seconds until…

GINNY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

DANNY: What the hell are you doing to her?

VOICE: Nothing, it's my new friend Fred remember?

DANNY: New friend Fre- (Eyes widen as he realizes) uh Artemis?

VOICE: What?

DANNY: This new friend Fred…what's his last name?

VOICE: His last name? Krueger, why do you ask?