Here it is! The Final Music Video of Starbomb. And this one involves a lot of rapping. So, enjoy!
Oh, and Disclaimer:
Super Smash Bros. and Kirby belongs to Nintendo, Hal Laboratory and Masahiro Sakurai.
The Hero Of Rhyme belongs to Studio Yotta, Starbomb and Egoraptor.
Special Omake 5 - Music Video - The Hero Of Rhyme
"Okay, just one more video and then the whole thing will be over." Kirby said as he unpaused the video.
"Hopefully, it's a good one this time." Pikachu replied.
In the first scene, they sees a old and ancient temple in the land of Hyrule. Inside, there's the Hero of Hyrule, Link, walking upon a treasure chest and as he opens it, he found some black sunglasses inside it. He begins to wear them.
"Nice shades." Junior whistled.
[Link] (Egoraptor):
"Aw yeah
It's me, Link again, baby
That's right I'm back!
Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track
But now my confidence is at an all-time high
Because Navi just anointed me the 'Hero of Rhyme!'"
"Hero of... Rhyme?" Lucas repeated.
"Is this another rap?" Kirby asked.
"Why else would he claim himself the "Hero of Rhyme"." Bowser Jr. answered in an air quote.
[Navi] (Danny Sexbang):
"I said the 'Hero of Time!'"
"Whoa, look at Navi!" Kirby said, surprised by her new appearance.
"I like her new appearance." Toon Link said, looking at her from the scene.
"But her voice... it's a little similar to that of a man's voice." Yoshi replied, weirdly.
[Link]:
That's right the Hero of Rhyme!
I don't need no sword or shield I'm gonna be just fine
Everyone just sweatdropped at this.
"You think he's gonna at this?" Popo said, referring to his strategy for rapping.
"In an 85% chance rating, I say 'no'." Ness answered.
[Navi]:
Hey, listen I think-
[Link]:
Shhh
I've got my beats and jams!
I'm taking Ganon down now
No thanks to you, Old Man!
[Old Man] (Danny Sexbang):
What?!
"Yeah, no thanks to you old man." Junior called out.
"Quit while you're ahead you old pervert." Pikachu shout out.
Just then, on the next scene, a villager came and approaches him.
[Villager] (Danny Sexbang):
Link, thank God you're here, the countryside is terrified and shocked!
We're overrun with darknuts, peahats, leevers, gels, and octorocks!
You're our hero of the ages with a sword and helping hand!
We really need your skills!
"I don't know kind villager, I don't think he'll be able to do it, by the count of his rapping." Kirby said, frowning.
"That's true." Pikachu said, nodding in understanding.
[Link]:
Oh you need my skills?
Aw damn!
Moblins: no problem and octorocks don't know poppycock!
Gotta get that Triforce tomorrow, but first I gotta do my pop and lock!
When I see an iron knuckle imma buckle up my pants
Cuz those bitches don't fuck around when I kick on my Z-target dance!
But see, with me, I've gotta find a different way to defeat
Don't use my sword and shield but I know this flow is good enough to kill
The Hylian people rejoice: cuz your hero is the illest mothafuckin' rapper with the illest fuckin' voice!
Despite the images, scenes and fights with monsters, the Goddesses of Hyrule, and a few others that involves explosions and his rapping, the Young Smashers find it disurpting for this rap video, but as Link continues rapping, he didn't realize that the whole realize that whole village was destroyed and was seen on fire.
[Link]:
How was that?
Those raps do anything for you?
"Not really." The boys said at the same time as they shook their head.
[Villager]:
OH GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD!
[Link]:
Moving right along to Ganon's underground lair
[Villager]:
EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!
In the next scene, they see him facing off Ganon who is basically playing a video game on an old game boy.
[Link]:
Don't worry, I'm not scared
I'll save all of Hyrule with the tastiest rhymes I can spit
Now watch and learn, Navi!
[Navi]:
You're a stupid piece of shit!
"Thank you!" Pikachu called out.
[Link]:
Wanna go Ganon? Get your pig-ass over here and try me!
Just ignore the burning hellscape that's collapsing in behind me
You have never seen a rapper close to my skills whatsoever!
Oh I see you brought a giant glowing sword
That's cool, whatever
Cuz, hey!
I'm gonna be the last thing you see when you lose against me here in the ruins of the city
Yeah, ah! No bigger battle than here cuz by the time you swing your sword I'm gonna-
Before Link could finish, Ganon swings his sword and slash his glasses in two, leaving him in a unrapping state.
"Phew, finally it's over." Ness sighed in relief.
"You and me both." Lucas agrees.
[Link]:
Oh!
Woah
Chill out!
Gotta fill out this order form for a partner who can, maybe, I don't know, come out and help me out in a real bout!
"Ooh, I guess not." Ness said, sweatdropping.
[Navi]:
Hey listen, link!
Your rapping doesn't stink, but Ganon's standing right there with a giant sword-
Ooooooohh
Ooooohh
Tsssss
Ooohh
Everyone eyewidened as they blink upon the sounds of slicing, behind the scene when Navi watched it in horror.
"Well, that was real letdown." Ness said.
"I know, me too." Pikachu agrees.
"I don't know why they enjoy this videos." Yoshi said, slightly.
"Say Kirby, what does the casing on the back say about these?" Junior asked.
Kirby looks at the backcover of the DVD cast and reads, "It's says, these four videos are albums of their songs and chosen top four of must funniest videos in the world."
"And?" Junior said, getting Kirby read on some more.
"For SMASH!; it's 26,508,438 views." Kirby said as he listed the names and number of views people watched. "For Luigi's Ballad; 28,909,744 views. For BEST Zelda Rap EVER!; 34,243,315 view. And for 2nd BEST Zelda Rap EVER!; 10,187,786 views. That makes a grand total of..." He then gasped in shock as he shouted out, "99,849,283 views!"
"Wait, that many?!" Junior exclaimed.
"Why do lots of people like this?" Asked the PSI Hat User.
"Maybe they think their funny." Kirby guessed.
"Could be." Ness replied.
"Probably because they make a lot of parodies." Pikachu suggested.
"Maybe..." Ness replied.
"Maybe because of the funny and silly scenes they made." Pac-man said.
"Unfortunately..." Ness muttered.
"Maybe because they like the swears." Lucas guessed.
"..." Ness made no response to that.
"Probably because they find them hilarious." Junior answered.
"Kind of." Ness replied.
'Well, I guess they kinda like them in their perfect eyes." Yoshi responded.
"Yeah, whatever." Junior said, then started to yawn. "Well, I'm done. I should be heading back to room for whatever it is I'll be doing."
"Yeah, me too." Pikachu said, stretching his body.
"Well, I guess that's that." Ness said, getting up. "let's finish this next time, on a different video."
Everyone nodded and begins to leave as Kirby puts the disk back in the case and shut off the TV.
And finished! All four of them completed! All been requested! So, like it! Hate it! I don't care, just to let you guys know. Tell me what you guys think of them. Okay, thanks! Ciao!