Disclaimer: B: Another… please tell me this isn't yaoi
Me: It's a girl… named Carl… short for Carly… her friend requested it
B: how gracious of her… now if only someone was bleeding or I had some strawberry jam
Me: Is that all you ever think about?
Dear Carl,
As I write this letter, I am consuming a large serving of strawberry jam, thinking of how its sweetness reminds me of you and how I would love to be sharing it with you. Actually, I would rather you let me have the whole things and you ate your own but I wish to be in your company as we consume sugar. You are the only thing that gets me through the seemingly endless days and when I find myself bored, I enjoy thinking of the memories we have together. I often just sit and think of you, even when I am inflicting pain on the outside world, I think of you. Of your insane attitude that rivals my own. Of your sweet tooth that makes my own taste buds water. Of your beauty that contrasts with all the disgusting individuals of the world. You are someone that I want at my side. Someone who shares my own interests. When I am thrown in jail, all I think about is escaping to be with you so that we may one day destroy L and have our own domain. I want to be with you, nothing more. Together: you, me, strawberry jam, and insanity. The perfect combination.
Love,
BB
~AN~
Hope this meets your friend's expectations! Sorry about the slowness but (as I replied to your review) I'm trying to do them in order. So again, sorry about the slowness. If only weekends were longer... or school was shorter. Let me know what your friend thought! I really wanna know!