Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts and everything else belongs to Walt Disney and Square-Enix.
The OCs and their alter-ego that appear in this story belong to their respective authors. More information about them are found in the "Original Characters' Intro" chapter.
::KINGDOM HEARTS III Online HD::
-Pixar Racing-
-Disney Town
"Keep pulling buddy! We haven't got all day!"
Sierra screamed at Axel while sitting comfortably on the soft cushion of her fancy icy-blue Keyblade Glider, which at present looked a lot like an expensive Porsche. And poor Axel was in front of it, dragging it from the wheels, hood and windshield, with ropes tied up around his chest and shoulders like a horse at a snail-like pace.
"I AM pulling!" Axel hissed.
"Hey!" Sierra yelped, "Don't yell at me! It's not my fault my Keyblade Glider broke down!"
Axel groaned, sweats pouring down his forehead. He watched Kami walking a bit further ahead, "Hey, why aren't YOU helping me?"
Kami paused, glanced back at him from one eye corner, "I don't help people."
"Oh, nice." Axel grumbled, "For a hot girl, you're cold."
"Oh stop whining Axel," Sierra said, "you're the one who was pressuring us into getting an iKey 5 upgrade for our Keyblades! Remember? The big upgrade comes with a tricked-out version of our Keyblades? The Keyblade Glider?"
"Yeah, don't remind me twice." Axel complained, "I didn't know the Keyblade Glider would come with a gas tank!"
Axel took another straining step when someone yelled, "HALT!"
He stumbled and tripped, letting go off the Porsche which slammed hard on the ground with a loud bang. Sierra squealed. Kami stopped and stared.
"HEY!" the startled Sierra screamed at Axel, "What was that for?"
Axel slowly stood up with a bent back. But that didn't stop Sierra from whining, "Why did you stop? Why are we stopping! Did I ask you to stop? Keep going!"
"Would you cut it out, diva?" Axel hissed before looking around, "I thought I heard someone." He then faced Kami, "Did you hear someone too Kami?"
Kami shrugged, "I heard nothing."
"Yeah, you did!" Axel interjected. "It shows on your face, if not in your tone of voice."
A tiny figure suddenly flew up to stand before Axel's face, "I'm the one who spoke, boy!" It was Buzz Lightyear. The startled Axel jumped back. "EEEK!"
Buzz hovered above ground, facing the three teens. Sierra's jaws dropped at the sight of the miniature Pixar toy. She got off her Porsche and approached the tiny toy that slowly landed onto its feet.
"Ohh… my… goooosh." she breathed loudly, "Are you just about the cutest little boy I've seen?"
"That's Buzz Lightyear…" Kami corrected Sierra, "…in the flesh."
Axel slowly stood up, "Noooo… way…"
"You bet I am lil' soldiers. Now…" Buzz replied before abruptly raising his arm steady and aimed his wrist at the teens. A bright red dot centered on Sierra's forehead.
"…state your order of business on this premise, or prepared to be vaporized!"
Kami said nothing. Axel looked startled, "Wait… what?"
"HAAAAA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Sierra laughed out loud till tears filled her eyes. "Ohh my gosh… that is just about the stupid-fest thing I've ever…HA! HA! Came across! HAA! HA! HA!"
Buzz stood still, watching Sierra continue being hysterical. "HA!HA! HA!"
Axel raised an eyebrow, "Stupid-Fest?"
"Festival of stupids." Kami corrected.
"Oh."
Ignoring her friends, Sierra closed in before Buzz and playfully toyed with his plastic cheek, "Cutie wittle Buzz wanna shoot me! HA! HA! Now that is hilarious! Cutie wittle Buzz Lightyear wanna—!"
Buzz fired his laser and Sierra's head yanked back in recoil. The teens jumped, startled. Sierra recovered, a red dot on her forehead was now a black dot. Smokes extracted from the black dot.
"HAAAAAAAAAA!" She screamed in pain and quickly slapped away the dot on her forehead, sensing it sizzling and burning its skin. Now Axel and Kami were laughing out loud, tears building up their eyes.
Buzz turned to the two teens, still aiming his wrist. They immediately hushed and lift their arms in the air.
"That was not funny." Axel shook his head, "I wasn't laughing."
"Nice try kid." Buzz said, sweeping his aiming wrist at the teens, "You still have not answered my question."
"Buzz?" The teens heard familiar voices from afar and over the toy's shoulder they spotted Huey, Dewey and Louie coming toward him. Buzz let himself fall to the ground once again like a lifeless toy. The teens peeked at him.
Buzz's lifeless face twisted to a grimace, "You saw nothing." He said before putting his lifeless face on again, seconds before the three ducklings approached.
"There you are, Buzz." Huey picked the toy up. Axel pointed, frowning at the toy, "Did that thing just—!"
Kami slapped Axel's stomach, making him grunt in pain.
"But that thing," Sierra screamed, "tried to kill—!"
Kami elbowed Sierra's stomach, making her squeal her sentence.
"It's okay." Dewey said, "We know what you trying to say. Buzz Lightyear is a real toy that talks and moves like people."
"Like we haven't heard that one before." Louie sniggered and his brothers followed in.
"Wait… so you don't know?" Kami asked.
"Of course we do know!" Huey said, "Buzz ain't just a regular toy. He's from another dimension known as Pixar."
"And Pixar characters are taking over Disney Town today for their annual Pixar Racing!" Dewey said.
"It's a fun race that scores the winner a fun delicious prize!" Louie showed the teens a poster of the Pixar Racing with the award picture, "The Pixel Dream Award!"
The award looked like a combination of Double Crunch, Royalberry, and Rocking Crunch Ice Cream, all mixed in one. Just seeing this picture made the teens' mouths water.
"You can always participate!" Huey said, "Registration is free!"
"A race huh?" Axel's face gleamed, "For Pixar people?"
"And we get to participate?" Sierra asked.
"Sweet!" Axel giddily pumped his fists close to his chest.
"And mouth-watering!" Sierra also giddily pumped her fists close to her chest. Both their eyes lit up as if in love.
"JUST LIKE THE ICE CREAM!"
Kami couldn't help but laugh at the duo, "Seriously, guys. Sometimes I think y'all perfect for each other."
"NO WE'RE NOT!" Sierra and Axel both interjected at Kami.
Axel then turned to Sierra, nose-to-nose. "I'm gonna crush you like the Rocky Crunch ice cream you are!"
"And I—!" Sierra poked Axel hard on the chest, "…am gonna make you lick the sandy beach floor clean like the way you lick a RoyalBerry!"
"Oh yeah?"
"YEAH!"
"GET READY TO DIIIIE!"
And Axel and Kami shoved the three duck brothers aside and rushed to the square of Disney Town. The stunned Huey, Dewey and Louie briefly watched them leave before facing Kami.
Kami shrugged, "They're just speaking hypothetically. They're not gonna actually kill each other."
On cue she summoned her scythe. The brothers startled at the weapon's sight. Kami jumped on its blade and gave them a wink, "See you on the finish line, boys." She flew past the terrified brothers on board her Scythe like a hovercraft.
Finally the three teens reached the square. Axel and Kami have stopped fighting when they saw a multitude of Pixar characters filling up the square ground.
There were more Toy Story Characters, but most of them were too tiny to be spotted. The Bugs from the Bug's Life were pretty much the only ones to keep them company. The Cars took the majority of the spots. There were the superheroes of The Incredibles and the simpletons from Up.
The teens were amazed by the sights of large aquariums-on-wheels, containing the characters of Finding Nemo, Marlin, Dorie, Crush and Squirt, and of course Nemo. No sharks at least. Axel was relieved yet disappointed at the same time to not have seen the sharks.
The Incredibles family was there also, but in their regular casual clothing. It'd be stupid for them to expose their secrets in front of these colorful characters, Kami thought.
Sierra was too fascinated by the Cars folks and even exchanged flirtatious eye contacts with Lightning McQueen when she failed to notice the rat brothers from Ratatouille before her and almost stepped on them. A shout from Remy pulled her attention to them and she jumped, squealing in disgust to get these creatures away from them. Mater picked up the rats and put them on the back of his truck. Axel and Kami rolled their eyes at Sierra's sudden outburst.
"Okay, so we're here now." Axel said, "Where on Earth can we register?"
"Right here, squirt." Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. said, sitting behind the counter Axel failed to realized he was standing before. Axel turned around to see Mike "Whooaaa!" He jumped, startled by his appearance. Mike held on hand a clipboard with a dozen forms clipped on it and a pen attached.
Mike grinned, "Looks like you're just in time to sign up for the Pixar Racing." He narrowed his one large good eye, "Are you ready to get scared out of your mind?"
Axel narrowed his eyes also, "Are you ready to cry?"
There was an awkward silence between the duo. Mike shook his head, "Nope. I'm not ready." He smiled, "But you are."
"RAAAAAAAWWWWWLLLL!" Sulley jumped on Axel from behind.
Axel didn't flinch. His eyes still fixed on Mike, "That's it?"
Sulley's jaws dropped, "…but that was my best scare yet!"
Axel finally turned to Sulley, "Well, you should know better Sulley. I was trained to be a professional scare-proof macho man."
"Well played, Axel Joedo. Weeeelll played." Mike said, eyes still narrowed.
Axel turned back to Mike, staring at him warily from one corner of the eye, "How do you know my name?"
"Uhh… you're on the list. Of kids to scare when you were a kid." Mike said, "You were my scare kid of the night. My alumni from back when I was in training, remember?"
Axel blinked.
"You used to wet your bed… everytime I made creaking sounds… whenever I dragged my one eye across your house's floor… looking for a body to steal… and would usually, gently, squeeeeeeeeze myself in and pop!"
Axel jumped. Mike went on, "…popped right out of your bedroom's keyhole and geeeeently hovering before your half-asleep corpse and wait for the right moment to… possess you!"
Axel gulped. His eyes were watering. His hands were shaking. But he still stood firm.
Mike sighed, "All right fine. Your body is made of steel. It's 100% professional scare-proof." He slammed the clipboard before Axel, "Just sign your name here, and here, and here, initial here and here and here and there, and you're all set. Next!"
Axel took the clipboard and turned around. Kami was on his face. Axel gasped, startled. He sighed angrily, holding on his beating heart.
"What's the matter? Seen a ghost?" Kami asked.
"No, my worst childhood nightmare GuuGuu Eye!" Axel hissed, "And tell you the truth, he broke me down! Look!" he pointed at his wet cargo pants, "I stained my favorite pants!"
"Ewwww…" Kami and Sierra backed off in disgust. Axel snapped his finger and Whoosh! A bright light briefly overwhelmed his pants and it was no longer wet and smelled clean.
"You think you got scared?" Sierra complained, "I almost stepped on filthy street rats!" she hissed before glaring back at the rats Remy and Emil on top of Mater. "HEEEEY!" Remy hissed, "I happen to be an excellent cook y'know?"
"WHO CARES? You're still a rat!" Sierra barked.
Remy pointed at her, sneering, "You're going down!"
Couple of minutes past and it was time for the Pixar Racing to begin. Mike made the announcement.
"Attention racers!" he shouted over the microphone, "It is now time for our 32nd Annual Pixar Racing! Grab your vehicles, your speed, and your guts, for the ultimate time of your life!"
The Pixar casts and the Keybearers rushed out of the square to the entryway of the Disney Drive racetrack. Axel was stunned that the Pixar characters were gonna race the old Disney Drive racetrack, something that he has accomplished in his Kingdom Hearts days as First in rank, with the highest high score yet. This was bound to be a breeze. Sierra also felt confident. She may be spoiled but knowing the mechanisms and the structure of the racetracks was piece of cake and in harmony with her strategy. Kami however was wary of the racetrack. Like her comrades, she raced it before and like her comrades she knows how to cross it first, but she could feel that this race was gonna be different. Even the track was gonna be different. She just had to get ready for it.
xXx
The Pixar All-Star characters were before the starting line of the great Disney Drive, on board their designated karts and vehicles. The Disney Drive, to Axel and Sierra's surprises looked very different. For once, the lush green trees were strawberry red and its grasses were stained with harvest orange hues. The teens assume that it was Fall and the colors were changing. Yet the leaves still looked healthy. The wind was blowing a low tune, causing them to dance and not crack out of their resting place, and the tunnel ahead of the cast didn't look like the way to the Disney Town itself, but to a dark violet speck of light leading out to nowhere. Kami had a smirk on her face, knowing already what was coming: a big tricked-out racetrack that'll do many tricks to the eyes.
The rules of the race were simple. Unlike any other races, you're left with three Pixel Points. If someone attacks, cast a magic spell on, or toss an item at you, you lose one Pixel point. Lose all Pixel Points are you're out of the race. The Pixel points were basically balloons attached to the kart. And everyone had these three balloons. To win the game, one must cross the finish line, without ever losing a single Pixel points, OR to simply put be the last one standing.
Woody was on Bullseye, Buzz was on his spaceship, and Lots-O'-Huggin was on a toy kart. Flick the Ant had a leaf parachute attached to his back. His only Pixel point he decided to keep instead of having three balloons. His loss, muttered Mike. And speaking of these monsters, both Mike and Sulley were cramped into a short car (with Sulley as the driver instead of Mike). Marlin, Nemo, and Dorie were now inside Nigel the seagull's beak, while Crush and Squirt were inside a large aquarium on wheels. There was also another aquarium and yes, it contained sharks: Bruce and his posse Anchor and Chum. Now Axel was excited! The Cars hanged together, there was Lightning McQueen, Sally, Mater and Francesco; and of course riding on top of Lightning McQueen were the rats Remy and little brother Emile respectively. Finally there were the adventurers Carl Fredricksen, Russell and Dug the talking dog all hopped on the back of the great bird Kevin; and the Incredibles Family who were stuck together on foot.
Axel, Sierra and Kami, all on their Keyblade Gliders were once again amazed to see such large cast—all young and old with different shapes and sizes—taking part of this Rumble Racing. This was going to be epic. Axel was on his Copter, Sierra was on her Porsche, and Kami looked grim on her hovering Scythe.
The crowd, all composed of many other colorful Pixar characters, cheered on for their friends, families and loved ones to win. But the Keybearers had different motives. They were going to win the Million Pixel Award.
Luxo the Desk Lamp sauntered to the starting line before the Pixar Characters. Its head squeaked up to the sky before the racers and its light flashed Red…
"THREE!" Huey shouted.
Its light flashed Orange…
"TWO!" Dewey shouted.
Its light flashed Yellow…
"ONE!" Louie shouted.
Finally Luxo's light flashed Green!
"GO!" All three ducklings shouted together and already half of the cast were up ahead. Dash Parr of the Incredibles family was already gone from the group with his super speed. The Cars followed with their mighty speed as well and the rest of the Incredibles family shortly followed up ahead: with Mrs Helen the Incredible stretching great distances and Violet knocking down anyone in her path with her force field. Mr. Incredible Bob followed behind, quick to his feet despite the weight. And poor Luxo was on the ground, shattered by the pounding of feet and grazing of wheels.
"HEEY! They're cheat—!" Before Axel could notice the rest of the teens got knocked down the ground and quickly trampled by the racers. Mike was pressuring Sully to pick up speed but Sully was skeptical about safety. Woody, Buzz, and Lots-O'-Huggin quickly clattered past them, Nigel and the fishes struggled through the racers only to bang one leg onto the Sharks' aquarium, trapped its other leg on Flick the Ant's green leaf parachute and plunged head-on to the water. Water splashed all over the teens who were trying to keep ahead, with Flick landing right onto Sierra's golden locks. "EEEEE!" Sierra squealed, slapped the ant off her with one arm and squished her. His Pixel point vanished. The Sharks noticed the bird and the fishes and quickly got distracted. The tank thrashed about, trying to knock down Crush and Squirt tank over. The two turtles quickly picked up paces and got ahead.
Kevin the Bird ran like a marathon man, with only Russell and Dug on board. Carl had apparently fallen from the bird. He slowly struggled back to his feet on his cane, "Uhh? What happened?" Carl muttered.
"The race has officially kicked off!" Huey announced.
"And we already have our first loser! Flick!" Dewey announced.
"He is disqualified!" Louie announced.
Carl looked down on the squished Flick, cringing in pain. "Oy…" Flick groaned.
"Aww… that's too…!" Carl stopped talking once he noticed he was the only one in the starting line. "Hey! Where are those teens I saw before?"
He sighed, "Ohh, of course. It's all about themselves and their lack of dignity and patience for the elderly. Sheesh. I blame technology."
He scooped up Flick. Flick muttered, "I'm… okay… go… on… without… me…"
"Yeah-yeah-yeah. You coming with me. Eliminated or not." Carl slipped Flick down to his pocket and slowly stepped forward, stumbling on his cane. But then he stopped. An idea—a brilliant idea—came his mind. "Hey… wait a minute…" he turned to Huey, Dewey, and Louie, "You three kids! Help me out with something would ya?"
The three brothers looked at each other, curiosity fogged their minds.
"We're getting so close to that tunnel!" Axel turned to his friends, shouting over the loud sound their Keyblade Gliders were making. Axel was traveling under low latitude besides his friends on the Porsche and Scythe, "I can feel it!"
"I'm so excited!" Sierra squealed in delight. "We're gonna win this!"
Axel and Sierra high-fived.
A large shadow suddenly cast over the group. Kami was the first one to notice the change. Looking up she couldn't get her eyes off it again. "You might wanna think twice."
Axel and Sierra finally looked up and they beheld a house, suspended in the air by over a thousand colorful balloons. The teens' eyes bugged out.
"WAAAH! Ha! HA! HA! HA! HA!" Carl laughed out loud. His gloating head was out the windows of his house, "So loooong, boy and girls!" he laughed again as he vanished into the skies over the tunnel.
"And Carl Fredericksen is in the lead!" Huey exclaimed.
"HEEEY!" Axel shouted over at the floating house, "That's a foul! THAT'S CHEATING! You can't do that!"
"YEEEAAH! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" Sierra exclaimed before facing the three duck brothers, "Can they do that?"
"Of course they can!" Huey said.
"That's against the rule of the game!" Kami said, "Three Pixel points only!"
"Not when you're dealing with a stock seller like Carl!" Huey giggled while playing with a large amount of paper money on hands.
"Did you know you can sell shares of stock like these for millions of dollars?" Louie educated.
"We're rich! We're rich!" the kids cheered on.
The Keybearers' jaws dropped. Their Keyblade Gliders took them closer to the tunnel ahead.
"Unless you have a bad company going bankrupt, THEN you can be rich!" Kami muttered to herself.
"Can we like NOT talk about business stuffs for just a second?" Sierra exclaimed, "We're approaching the tunnel! And that old man is GETTING AWAY!"
"CHEESE IT!" Axel shouted and all three teens revved up their Gliders and went straight for the tunnel.
The moment they got to the other side, they were racing through a colossal toy store filled with customers and new and used toys. But the customers weren't normal-size. They were mega-sized. Giant feet pounded across the lobby, some were slow and large like the adult feet, some were fast and tiny like the little kids with them. It was like being in a Godzilla movie… with humans as the Godzillas.
"Run like the wind, Bullseye!" Woody shouted, "And you better not kick me off the saddle like last time!"
Bullseye neighed and ran faster.
"Ohhh no you don't!" Lotso was heard. Woody turned around. Lotso swung his cane over the horse and Woody was off Bullseye's saddle, flipping in the air with the whole racetrack spinning before him so fast one second, before slamming hard on his stomach.
"Whoa! Such huge force took away two Pixel points from both Woody and Bullseye respectively!" Huey announced.
Lotso laughed evilly, not watching where he was going. He ran face-first on a child's leg. The little girl picked up Lotso, excitedly screaming, "Mommy! Mommy! Look! It's Lot-So-Huggin' Bear!"
The little girl excitedly grabbed Lotso, snapped the balloons off him and ran to her mommy screaming again, "Mommy! Mommy! Look!"
"HEEEY!" Lotso screamed as he disappeared into the crowd.
"OOooh! And Lotso is eliminated by an unfortunate purchase of himself at a toy store!" Dewey said.
The Keybearers noticed that and picked up pace. "Come on guys! Let's take a shortcut before WE get purchased by accident too!" Axel said.
The Keybearers managed to reach the a dozen of the Pixar cast in the Toy Store. They raced through the slick floor, passed by a shelves of boys' toys from toy weapons to racing cars. That's where they came across the Cars.
"HOOOOLD OOONNN!" Sulley was heard screaming. The Keybearers and the Cars turned to watch the Monsters zoom past them. The monsters screamed their guts out. Mike was trying to keep his balance and Sulley was having trouble swerving while letting go of the gas pedal. "SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN SLOW DOOOOWWWN!"
"I CAAAAAAANN'T!"
The Monsters disappeared before them. The whole crew had already lost a Pixel point from that drama.
"HEEY!" Lightning hissed, "I'm Lightning McQueen and I'm the one who's supposed to be speeding!" He took off in flames.
"Right behind you!" Sally exclaimed, taking off also.
"Ohhh no you don't. Not again Lightning." Francisco exclaimed and took off as well.
"Hey wait up!" Mater yelped and put on his gas, taking off at a blinding speed. Remy and Emil who were on top of Mater suddenly lost their balance and lost another Pixel point in the process, tumbling down the ground like ragged dolls.
"Heey!" Remy exclaimed, "Lost passengers here!"
"EEEEK!" Sierra was heard again. The two rats turned around. Sierra on her Porsche-like Glider summoned her Keyblade and whacked the two rats off course.
"BON APETTTIIIIIIT!" The two rats went soaring off to the skies.
"And the rats are out!" Huey announced.
"Three points in a row!" Dewey exclaimed.
"KEEP GOING BULLSEYE!" Woody shouted, "We're almost there!"
The cowboy and his horse galloped closer and closer to what looked like a Keyhole-shaped tunnel.
"Ohhh no you don't!" Woody heard Russell behind. He turned around and watched the wilderness boy on top of the big bird Kevin with Dug the talking dog closing in on them. Russell pulled out an AK-47 paintball gun and aimed at Woody. Woody gasped.
"What's an honorable Scout boy like you doing with a paintball machine gun?" Woody exclaimed.
"Paintball."
Russell fired multiple times. Bullseye danced away dodging the attack, with Woody screaming at every fired shot.
"I'm coming Woody!" Buzz Lightyear was heard behind Russell. Russell looked back.
"Oooh! Flying squirrel!" Dug exclaimed.
"Am NOT a flying squirrel."
Buzz zoomed past the Up gang so fast that they spun around, "Whoooaaaaaa.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a….!" They end up slamming themselves to the shelves nonstop. Buzz proceeded to pick Woody off Bullseye moments before Bullseye ran facefirst to a Tonkin truck and tumbled onto its back.
"And Bullseye is disqualified! But Woody is still on the race!" Huey exclaimed.
"Thanks to Buzz!" Louie said.
"WATCH OUT!" Woody screamed. Buzz now went face-first to the Turtles' aquarium on wheels. He let go off Woody who plummeted straight to the Sharks' tank. The Sharks eyeballed Woody and licked their lips.
"Uhoh…"
The aquarium thrashed about. The Keybearers went past the racers and crossed the tunnel.
"Looks like our favorite toys are out of the running." Dewey exclaimed.
"But who's still in the game?" Huey exclaimed, "We'll find out right after this!" Louie finished.
xXx
The Keybearers crossed through the tunnel and ends right through a door. They stood before many doors, inside one spacious labyrinth. They remained there frozen. They made their Keyblade Gliders disappear and stepped before the empty space full of doors.
"Uhh… where are we?" Sierra asked.
"Look if we don't get a move on, we're gonna end up losing this race!" barked Axel.
Kami went to a door on her left, but emerged on another door her right. Sierra tried the northwest one, but came right back out of it. Axel tried the southwest one, then crossed the northern one, and finally ends up through the door on the ceiling. He fell flat on his face upon exit. Sierra chortled.
Kami crossed her arms, "Man, aren't you the smart one."
Axel pushed himself up to his knees, glowering at Kami, "Must you abuse me so horribly?"
Kami shrugged. Axel started getting up when a door from the far east of space swung open and the cars zoomed right past the Keybearers, swerving and dodging them. Then Mater came slamming on Axel, running him over.
"Sorry!" Mater exclaimed, crossing through another door to the far western corner of the space. Axel groaned in pain, slowly swerving to his side. "Ugh…"
"And you lost two Pixel points." Sierra said, "Only one more Axel and you're out of the game."
Axel's eyes flew up. He looked and there was one balloon left. He quickly stood up, "What?"
"We still got three." Kami and Sierra said.
"How did that happened?"
"When you were being stupid, opening a door that sent you right to the floor, and then you got ran over by Mater… of all people… or all cars." Sierra said. "Seriously, Axel. When are you gonna give up and let me have the Million Pixel Awards for myself huh?" she then mocked, "What are you gonna do about it?"
Axel summoned his Dessert Eagles and with one dual shot, two of Sierra's balloons popped. "AAAH!" She squealed.
Axel made his guns vanished. "There." He smiled, "Now you're just one girl with one balloon."
"WHY YOU—!" Sierra pounced on Axel, pinned him to the ground and went for his last balloon. "HEEEY!" The startled Axel grabbed his balloon and away from fought Sierra from popping it. The two went at each other's balloons, fighting and cursing like children.
Kami watched Mike and Sulley coming out of a door. They too had one Pixel balloon left, and they too were fighting.
"I told you not to speed up!"
"You're the one who told me to speed up!"
"But we can't afford to lose!"
"We ain't losing! We're in 15th Place!"
"Take this exit! It's the way!"
"Are you sure!"
"Just take the damn exit!"
Sulley and Mike went for the door Axel took that cost him his balloon. "Uhh guys, I don't think—!" Axel tried to talk them out of it, but too late. They crossed the door and went the other side, plummeting forty feet. The car came in pieces, their balloon was gone, and their monstrous bodies looked flat on the surface like squished flies.
"…that's a good idea." Axel finished.
"Ugh. Just leave them." Kami summoned her Keyblade, turned it to a Glider and flew right for the door on the far west side. Axel and Sierra followed her, leaving the monsters behind. Another group off the race.
xXx
The racers crossed through Shibuya District in Tokyo. The city lights illuminated the evening skies and the racers took over the roads, zooming and swerving across it, without a care in the world.
The Cars twisted down a corner of Shibuya District at the Scramble Crossing and suddenly came to a screeching stop at a red light. More cars obstacles joined them. Then a whole crowd of cars surrounded them. Then finally Japanese Car Ito-San stepped in the middle of the crossing.
"Let this Pixar Racing be an honorable race!" he spoke with a Japanese accent, "You must race to the top of Tokyo Tower and reach the next portal! First one to seize the portal, shall be blessed with an Instant Win Power to the Pixar Racing by the GRRREAT CARMASTER-SAN!"
"Carmaster-San!" the cars honked and beeped in cheers.
"Loser gets the walk of shame. THEY shall be stripped off their paint, coat, modification, and everything else they own, and be dragged away into a junkyard!"
The cars honked and beeped in dread.
"Ichi ni tsuite!"
The cars got on their marks.
"Youi!"
The cars revved up.
"DON!"
The cars blast off at lightning speed. Lightning McQueen was in front. He cut through an intersection, then twisted to corner, then crossed through alleys. He was on fire. But so was the other Cars, hot on his trails.
"You think you can defeat me again this time Lightning McQueen?" shouted Francesco who was on his blind spot.
"I can defeat anybody even you Francesco!" Lightning smirked.
Francesco narrowed his eyes, "Bring it on."
They cut again through another alley when a keyhole portal opened before them. Sierra and Axel shot out of the portal on Sierra's Keyblade Porsche. They went straight for the two cars, screaming piercingly. The two Cars startled and swerved apart, past them.
"YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! YOU'RE GOING THE-" HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK! "-WRONG WAY!"
"I KNOW THAT!" Sierra hissed, "That's why I'm honking at people to get outta my way!" HOOOOOOOOOONK!
The Porsche turned to another intersection and into the right road, Axel and Sierra's scream drowned into the sea of cars they ran into.
"WE'RE GONNA CRASH! WE'RE GONNA-" HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK! "-CRAAASH!"
"Oh my gosh, Axel! Stop cursing!" hissed Kami who was on the backseat. Her irritated eyes looked half-asleep.
"AAAAAHHH!" Sierra barked, "KAMI, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU KYYAAAAAA!"
The Cars spread across the Crossing in sheer panic at the sight of the renegade Porsche. The Porsche knocked some of the cars outta the way, leaving behind the panicking howling of the three Keybearers and a powerful gust of wind that swept them off their tires. Mater and Sally who were nearby stopped before the ran-down cars.
"Ooh… that's gotta hurt." Mater muttered.
Vroomm…
The two cars spun around and caught a glimpse of a star blinking from the distant road, giving the sense that something was coming toward them.
"LOOK OUT!" Sally screamed, but too late. Sierra's Porsche razed through the road and sent the two Cars flying to a building. "KKKKYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Does this bloody thing has a GPS?" Axel exclaimed, his hands gripping tightly onto his seat for balance, "USE IT!"
Sierra gave Axel a quick glance "Yeah-yeah! It's in my—!" she stopped talking, and gave him a sudden scowl, "…wh—! YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR SEATBELT? WHAT THE HELL AXEL? DO YOU WANNA DIE? WHERE YOUR SEATBELT!"
"THERE'S NO SEATBELT HERE!" Axel pointed Sierra the place where the seatbelt was supposed to be. "Ohh!" she said before pushing on a button on the dashboard. Straps of seatbelt materialized onto Axel's seat and bound him hard like a parachute kit. Axel chocked on the seatbelt.
Kami spotted the two cars heading for the Tokyo Tower, "You know they're gonna win, right?" she said.
"NOT ON OUR WATCH!" Sierra pushed another button on the dashboard, pressed on the gas and the Porsche suddenly morphed into a flying jet. Wings pulled out from the two front doors and the tube where the gas smoke comes out shot out a powerful flamethrower. The Porsche took off into the sky. The Keybearers screamed, the Porsche heading straight for the Tower.
The Porsche shadow casted on the two rivals cars. They braked to watch the flying Porsche slipping right into Tokyo Tower and into another tunnel, the shape of a Keyhole portal.
"HEY!" Lightning exclaimed.
"That's a foul!" Francesco exclaimed.
"NEXT TIME SIERRA, I'LL DRIVE!" The Cars could hear Axel complain as the portal closed up.
"Aw come on, Axel. Don't tell me you didn't like that rush." Kami giggled.
"I DIDN'T!" Sierra protested.
xXx
The racers crossed the tunnel and ended up airborne in the skies. Nigel and the Incredibles Bob, Helen, and Jack-Jack were spotted inside the copter and trying to have a dogfight. Nigel slammed his body on the Incredibles Copter, trying to catch their attention.
"HEEEY! Cut it out you annoying bird!" Bob shouted before moving his copter toward Nigel and started wrestling with it.
"Bob! What are you doing?" Helen screamed, "This is no time to be fighting with a bird!"
"He's an enemy!"
"Stop it! Stop it, Nigel!" Marvin begged the bird.
"Yeah, stop it! Keep it up and you're gonna end up swallowing us!" Dorie exclaimed.
"Wh—SWALLOWING US?" Marvin gasped. But Nemo was silent.
"Oh…" Dorie muttered, "Did I say that out loud?"
"I ain't gonna swallow you!" Nigel gargled in his mouth before flying toward the front of the copter. Bob and Helen screamed. Baby Jack-Jack's eyes gleamed and the Copter pulled out a cannon. It pointed its muzzle at Nigel. Nigel gulped and the fishes inside his beak were heard screaming down his esophagus "NIGGEEEEEEEELLL…"
"Fwiya." Giggling Jack-Jack commanded and the cannon fired multiple shots at Nigel. Right at that moment, Carl Fredericksen on his flying house moved past the massacre. "Ohhh boy." Carl shielded Flick's eyes, "You do not wanna see that."
Axel, Kami, and Sierra were inside Axel's copter.
"There's another tunnel!" Axel said, pointing at the next tunnel up far ahead.
"We've got to get us that ice cream!" Sierra exclaimed.
"Ya think?" Axel barked, "Go! Go! Go!"
The Copter went past the Incredibles Copter. "Don't let these kids get away, Bob!" Helen shouted out.
"YOU don't let them get away." Bob barked. Helen stretched her arms out of the copter toward Axel's copter and yanked it away from the next keyhole tunnel. "HEEY!" Axel screamed, "What are you doing lady? Ever heard of not touching a guy?"
"EVER HEARD OF LADIES' FIRST?" screamed Helen before she raised the copter up and slammed it to the water. "HAAAAA!" the teens screamed from inside the glider. Helen raised the copter up again and again slammed it down the water. And again. And again. And again.
"Stop it! STOP IT!" screamed Sierra.
"SAVE YOURSELF!" Axel barked.
"If you say so." Kami calmly said as she managed to stand on her feet. With one whisk of her finger she vanished from Axel's copter. Kami departed from the abusing copter on her scythe.
"HEEEY!" Helen exclaimed, spotting Kami fleeing the scene.
"WHAAAAAT?" Kami barked, her voice shredded the skies with a terrifying piercing tone. Helen and Bob froze up.
"Carry on." Helen said and Kami took off into the tunnel.
"NOT GONNA HAPPEN ON MY WATCH!" shouted Violet of the Incredibles, floating toward Kami on her forcefield. Kami turned around, pulled out her scythe and swung. All the Pixel points exploded and Violet plummeted into the water.
"VIOLET!" the parents screamed, directing their attention toward their daughters. Kami seized her chance and took off into the tunnel. She emerged out into outer space.
On board a space bridge was Wall-E, twirling around, minding his own business (or moping for his lost love Eve), when he heard a buzzing sound. He turned, creaking its tiny head around and saw Eve. Her blue eyes flickered. EEEEEVE. Wall-E squealed at her sight. The two robots closed in on each other when Dash of the Incredibles suddenly came out of the blue, running on his tiny feet and zoomed past them at a blinding speed. The robots are knocked out of the way.
"Sorry!" Dash exclaimed, "Didn't mean to intrude your rom—!"
SPLAT!
Dash ran face-first on an iron-clad shifting wall. He slipped and lay on the ground, unconscious. The shifting wall obstacle slipped back to the ground. Mo came in, spotted Dash's unconscious body and dragged him out of the way.
Wall-E and Eve turned back to each other. They closed in on each other again.
"GET OUTTA MY WAY!" Kami was heard. She rushed past the robots, literally knocking them out of space. Eve and Wall-E were now specks among the stars.
"Gotta beat that little speedy boy." Kami hissed to herself, completely unaware of what happened to Dash.
"Not without me!"
Kami looked back and watched Russell, Dug and their Bird Kevin hot on their pursuit.
"Oh gosh… not you three." She sighed.
Kami screeched her scythe to a full stop, jumped off it and raised it up. Russell, still equipped with his machine gun stopped Kevin and aimed the gun at Kami. Dug jumped off Kevin, tongue cheerfully hanging off his mouth. "I wuv you!" he said before approaching Kami, "Would you be my prisoner?"
Kami menacingly pointed her scythe at the dog. The dog bashfully backed away, "I guess not."
"HEY! Don't threaten my dog Dug!" Russell hissed, "He just want to show some love!"
Russell fired many paintballs at Kami. Kami swung her scythe around, knocking out all the paintballs coming at her. She then posed, ready to battle.
"She scares me." Dug whined.
"Oh yeah?" Kami sneered, "Good. But you still leave me no choice." Her scythe's blade suddenly turned into a much larger rainbow-colored ghostly blade. The three characters from up froze up. She menacingly approached the group.
At that moment Sierra was on her Porsche, passing by the group. "Kami, what are you doing? This is no time to be fighting children and their harmless bird and dog!"
"You wanna be a victim too?" Kami said to Sierra, not bothering to look at her.
"I'll see you in the finish line!" Sierra quickly said turning away from Kami and her enemies, getting distant from the group.
"UNVERSED HUNTER!" Sierra heard Kami screamed her Style Mode attack. She took a peek to see Kami's body taking a glowing form before she moved in on the group. She looked away and next thing she knew she heard Russell, Dug and Kevin screaming bloody murder and the scythe hacking and slashing on contact. She pressed on the gas pedal and sped off to the next tunnel without ever looking back.
Sierra was back at the Disney Drive road, a couple of distance away to the finish line. She stopped before Huey, Dewey and Louie who looked bitter.
"You won't believe what just happened?" Huey whined.
"We just got ripped by that old man on his floating house!" Dewey exclaimed.
"These stocks aren't even worth a dollar! They're from a bankrupt company! We got ripped!" Louie exclaimed.
"Easy for you to say." Sierra said, "This race you put us through is brutal. Toys ended up on a Shark tank, I ended up squishing a bug, the cars got into a massive pileup in Tokyo, the Incredibles aren't that incredible, a bird swallowed their chaperones, and my best friend just killed an innocent child!"
The ducks gasped, "Chucky?" they exclaimed.
"Ew! No! Not that psychotic puppet from those horror movies!" Sierra exclaimed, "But I wish she did."
Kami reappeared from the tunnel. Sierra angrily turned on her, "Damn it Kami! What is wrong with you? I know you're all scary with your death scythe, but do you have to go to that extent? Killing that kid?"
Kami glowered at Sierra, "What are you talking about? I didn't kill that Russell kid. I got rid of his Unversed."
"Hein?"
Kami then pointed up, "Russell and company are inside that house."
The gang looked up and there was Carl Fredericksen flying home, heading for the finish line. Carl, Russell, Kevin and Dug were inside and they all looked fine.
"So loooonnnng, suckers!" the group laughed.
"Wait!" Sierra exclaimed, "They're still in the race?"
"They're getting away!" The ducks exclaimed, "After them!"
Kami and Sierra took off on their gliders again, in pursuit to the big flying house which was still on the race with its many balloons. But the house was so far ahead… and was so close to the finish line, the crowd cheered started building up to that moment where the winner was gonna get announced.
"I don't think we're gonna make it!" Sierra exclaimed.
The house suddenly stopped floating.
"Huh?" Carl blinked. He looked up. The balloons were wedged into a tree's many branches. Carl angrily pressed his hands on the window as if trying to push the house off the tree. "Grr… D-dang it! Hey, Russell! Help me push this house off this—!"
BOOOM!
The balloons' explosion violently shook the skies. The house was now balloon-less.
"Uh-oh."
The house plummeted a hundred feet and shattered into pieces. Smokes overwhelmed the entire racetrack. All stared for a moment at the poor house demolished.
Axel joined in on cue. He looked completely wet and his whole body looked battered and his clothes were torn. The group turned to him. Sierra looked appalled and so did Kami.
"Oh gosh…" Axel wheezed, bending down with his hands resting on his thighs, "You won't beLLIEEEVE the fight I had with these Incredibles family. MAN, aren't they incredible?" He pulled out his last balloon, "Good thing I save my balloon at that last moment."
The teens suddenly watched a wood splinter coming straight at them. It ran right through Axel's balloon.
PAAAF!
Axel paled. His face slowly twisted into a painful sob, "eeek…" Kami and Sierra who were still standing there.
"What are y'all waiting for?" Huey screamed at the two girls, catching their attention, "Y'all the only ones in the race!"
Kami and Sierra didn't even notice they stopped when Carl's house was trapped.
"GO! GO! GO! GO!" Dewey and Louie quacked, and the girls jumped back on their Keyblade Gliders and they were off again, the finish line slowly closing in on them. The crowd behind the finish line watched in anticipation. Sierra was closing in. Kami was closing in. Both were going head-to-head.
Finally the finish line was crossed!
xXx
The Pixar characters crowded the Disney Town Main Plaza, all roared in cheers and thundered with applause as the grand-prize winner stepped into the podium and turned her cheery-flushed face before them.
"Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for your Pixar Racing Winner of the Year!" Mike announced over the cheerful applauding crowd, "SIERRA STELLASERAH!"
The crowd roared again. Sierra was literally in tears, flapping her hands over her face, trying not to be too dramatic.
"Congratulations, dear Winner!" Mike said, "Please receive this award as your delicious grand prize: Your Pixel Dreams Award!"
Sierra watched a woman in a bunny suit approaching her with the huge bowl of Ice Cream. A waterfall of saliva poured out of the Pixar characters and the Keybearers' mouths at the sight of the delicious treat.
"Oh… my… gosssh! I cannot believe I won something!" Sierra's eyes glimmered, "…this treat is delicious."
Axel tossed his arms frustratingly, "Unbelievable." He turned to Kami, pointing his hand at Sierra, "Didn't she win a Beauty Pageant before? Why can't she let me win something I truly care about? And YOU should've popped her balloon!"
Kami smirked, "Sorry Axie. Couldn't turn that joyful face into sadness." She patted his back, "Besides, there's always next year."
"Grrr…"
The crowd continued to cheer on for Sierra, who was once again having her moment in the spotlight much to Axel's dismay.
"Thank you! Thank you all! I love you! I love you so much! Muah! Muah! Mmm—"
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