"EMMA POCKETS NOW!" , Anna said and Emma with shaking hands , retrieved a gold wedding ring , whose engraving said , "Emma , Love Loki" , and everybody started at Loki as he was gaping at the ring stuck on his finger."YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THIS , SHITHEAD?!" , Emma screamed as Loki ignored her.

"HOW DID THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPEN?!" , He yelled and Steve went numb before saying , "Oh God..Oh God.. .."

"HEY!" , Anna said as she pulled her StarkPhone , gifted to her by Tony , which had a picture of Tony modeling..strutting on a ramp.

Tony's mouth went dry and they heard .. THUNDER."MY HAIR! MY HAIR IS GONE! I WILL DESTROY THIS EARTH!" , Thor's unmistakable voice came and the Avengers flinched.

He came into view , his eyes dark and in rage. Rough winds were whipping around the lobby. People were screaming and holding onto sofas for their dear life.

"THOR! YOU MUST CALM DOWN!" , Steve shouted as Thor growled?

"EMMA AND LOKI GOT MARRIED!" Anna said, and that shocked Thor into being quiet and stopping the thunder from crackling inside the hotel.

The winds immediately stopped and Thor's hammer stopped crackling electric sparks."Is this true?" , Thor enquired and Emma groaned , "Apparently!" .Thor smiled with glee.

"LADY EMMA IS INDEED A FINE , YOUNG MAIDEN! WE MUST INFORM ALL-FATHER!" , but Anna stopped him. "NO NO! You see , they got married , BY MISTAKE!" , and Tony nodded at the now-bald guy."But I... WHAT" Emma flustered, stepping back from the group that was gathered in the room.

"I WOULD NEVER BETROTH A MORTAL. LET ALONE A WEAKLING LIKE THIS ONE" Loki howled, his demeanor a mixture of rage and confusion. "My brother! You have finally found one to wed you!" Thor said cheerfully, slapping a large hand on his brother's back.

Loki slapped it away, stomping his feet like a child. "This trickery is outrageous" He cried. "Hey, don't think you're the only one upset about this! I was perfectly happy with my new super-soldier boyfriend, but now am apparently MARRIED to a psychotic demigod who thinks that the 'Reindeer' look is in fashion!" Emma cried. She turned her attention to Steve pleadingly.

"I'm sorry, I really am. You know I didn't mean to do it!" She said quietly. Steve just stood there, numb. "I should go stop Clint from killing Natasha" He said quietly, walking out of the room.

"Well, fuck" Emma sighed. Looking at the now-smirking Tony. "Stark, if you say one word, I will rip those playboy ears off your head and stick them into your ass" She shot a death glare towards him before storming over to Thor and Loki, sticking her hands down both of their pockets. Loki jumped back in surprise, while Thor just laughed.

"ALL FATHER WILL APPROVE OF FAIR MAIDEN EMMA'S FEISTINESS" He boomed. Emma ripped her hands out of their pockets, clutching the contents. "Let's just find Coulson and clean up this fucking mess" She said, flustered.

"Okay, so Loki had a photo of our wedding" (Emma quickly tore that in half), "A bunch of poker chips from Ceasar's Palace, a toothbrush and..."

She paused, drawing in breath at the strangeness of the sight, "A pair of fluffy pink...handcuffs"

"Oh Shit! Wild sex.." , Anna said and giggled , before checking her pockets , while Em death-glared her.

"Hey , my phone had a video!" , she said and clicked it , while the others gathered around , and Clint and Natasha came , Clint bruising badly , and Natasha wearing a black cap over her hideous hair.

"Oh BRUCE!" , A moan came and Bruce blushed and Anna shrieked , "It isn't me! who did you kiss?!" , she said and Tony shouted impatiently, "Shut up! LISTEN!"

"Oh YES!" , another moan came and the camera shook and 2 excited girl giggles came from behind the camera .

"Hey! Steve looked HOT!" , Anna's voice called out , and the 2nd girl's voice giggled harder , "Bruce has nice abs!" , and the camera focused on the faces of Steve and Bruce making out passionately.

Anna just stood still , while Loki looked at the video , while was the same for 4 minutes , and they were both shirtless.

"What is This?!" , he said in a shocked voice and Tony spit out his coffee for the 4th or 5th time this day.

"FUCK IT!" , He growled and ordered the waiter to get 4 more cups because he apparently was gonna be spitting coffee out very much.

"OH MY GOD" Bruce cried, a furious red blush filling his face. Thank god Steve wasn't here. If this was how Bruce was reacting, imagine how the 90 year-old at heart Super Soldier would find it.

Anna just stood in shock, silently closing her phone. "So. Bruce. Steve. Me and Emma... Watching?" She managed to sputter out.

Tony had to physically restrain himself from rolling on the floor laughing. "Guys... My phone has a video too" Emma said quietly. "I don't want to watch." Before she had the choice, Tony pulled the phone out of her hands, pressing play on the blurry video.

"I am your prisoner" A low voice growled, as the camera focused on the pair of fluffy handcuffs... Attached to Loki's bare arm. "You've been very bad" A girls voice rang over the speakers.

Oh god.

Oh god that was Emma's voice. "TURN IT THE FUCK OFF, STARK" Emma yelled, grabbing desperately at the phone. A loud thump sounded on the recording.

"Oh my god, can Anna and the Star Spangled Banner pair please keep it DOWN over there!" Emma giggled, the camera focusing on a hand running down Loki's stomach. Oh god.

"So. Steve and Bruce... And Anna. Em. Loki. What the fuck." Tony muttered in disbelief, disturbed enough to finally shut down the phone.

Loki's eyes were wide with disbelief, and Thor was simply running a hand along his now-bald head.

"But it is so soft! You must enjoy the pleasure , Brother! I should not be selfish and keep this away from you! Touch it and enjoy the pleasure!"

"DONT TOUCH ME THOR"