Disclaimer: I do hereby disclaim all rights and responsibilities for the characters in this bit of fun with funny bits... especially for the one who's above the law. A nod of recognition is bent towards Rumiko Takahashi for her creative prowess.


Chapter 25: Offense

Kagome slowly approached the pristine corner of her living room, amazed by the oasis of calm Sesshoumaru had established. The richly-hued wood of her grandmother's heirloom desk

hadn't glowed like this since she'd brought it out of storage back home; now, it held scant piles of neat paperwork. "You're opening my mail?"

"Obviously." Sesshoumaru methodically slit envelopes and examined their contents. Whatever wasn't added to his stacks, he crumpled in one hand... then melted.

Mildly perturbed but mostly impressed, Kagome ventured, "Should I worry about identity theft?"

"From me? Believe me, Miss Higurashi... I have no desire to be you."


Original Posting Date: December 29, 2009
Prompt: Dokuga Drabble/Drawble Chat, Heirloom
Words: 100

**Since a few of you asked, I've added a translation note to the previous chapter.