Leo: I was bored and I thought I would update a little drably on this. I didn't feel like a pairing so I just wrote a random Bakura centric thing. Featuring Bakura on a monologue!

Anger Management

Bakura sat there as he watched the other people seat themselves, mentally berating himself for letting his hikari get away with putting him there. He wasn't crazy. He was normal, everyone ELSE was crazy. Though he felt a slight bit of satisfaction at the single fact that he wasn't alone. He grinned slightly as he looked across the circle of chairs at Marik who was also forced into this.

Finally every one was ready and the instructor spoke.

"Now you're all here because you seem to have issues controlling your anger, so this is a class to help you manage your anger." The lady smiled in a smile that was too happy to be sane. "Would you like to introduce yourselves?"

Bakura went to raise his hand but was beat to it by Marik.

"Yeah Hi, I'm Marik, I'm technically about 6 years old or something and I hate humanity and would like to see it plunged into darkness. However having gotten my ass proverbially kicked I have been forced into this damnable class in hopes of making me Normal."

"Okaaay…Next."

Bakura stood up before the others could get called on, he had every plan to completely floor everyone in the room.

"Hi, I'm Bakura and I'm technically dead. If it wasn't for the fact that I have an obnoxious hikari who insisted on sending me here I would probably be off sending people's souls into eternal darkness and generally making people's lives a living hell because it satisfies me to no end to see people suffer. I think it would be grand to destroy all of existence, not caring that I will be destroyed with it, because humanity sucks, just like a certain pharaoh I know who's too stupid to remember most of his ancient past. Who gives a fuck if he was a pharaoh! He was a pharaoh for a whole god blessed day! And I was the greatest thief EVER and I get no love! Bastard is lucky he can't die or I would SO kill his ass dead. 3000 years go they wouldn't have put me in a bullshit, let's make you better mentally, class. Hell I don't think we had classes like this back then, most of the time we killed the mentally disturbed. Or maybe that's just what I did but I really don't care. I'm only here because hikari took away my Play station 3 and hid it somewhere where I can't find it. Which is amusing because I'm the KING of thieves and I can't find a damn video game platform. But in order to get it back I must pass this damn class and prove that I can be normal. However clearly that will not happen seeing as how my mental disturbance is incredibly developed from years of spending in a damn piece of junky gold. Which you people have no idea how boring it is when you have to spend half an eternity mentally trying to entertain yourself in a realm of darkness with only a damn man eater bug to play with. Then I wake up to find that I get stuck with a pansy of a host and the pharaoh's hair STILL sucks and my only real rival aside from the pharaoh looks like he stuck his tongue in an electric outlet and forgot to comb his hair back down. Then I lose to the pharaoh MORE times, in THE most unjust manner due to the fact that the lucky Bastard ALWAYS draw the LUCKY card right as my perfect strategy is about to wreak havoc on his life points. Motherfucker my life sucks and now I'm in this damn class because of it all. Goddamn it just sign my papers and say I passed and I'll gladly shut up. Don't and I swear on my life this monologue will go on for hours."

"Uh…sure…I'll sign your papers…" The instructor laughed nervously and quickly dismissed Bakura, he was beyond help as far as she was concerned.

Bakura grinned looking back at Marik, who scowled at him.

'Haha sucker.' The white haired thief mouthed before striding away.

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Leo: I'm in a long monologue mood…and that's basically what spawned this. I don't' know how often I'll update this story, but I'll try to every now and then.