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Episode 5a: Paint[whatever]-kens 4 Every1

Ryo was trying to do the side thing and he had some kind of paint gun in his hand and Rugal was the lethal guy to watch out because he's dangerous as heck with his MLG stats and a bucket of weed.
''What is this shit?'' Terry shouted and then he noticed the paintball and he got dodged by Joe, who was his friend.
''Rugal is trying to own us in paintball with scrubs tactics!''Joe shouted and he was knocked down by the second shot and the Terry came in with paintballs in his hands, but he had no 420 rifle and it was just Kyo, being on another team and the Call of Duty dog was there, getting wrecks.
''What's up, big man?'' Kyo asked, 'cause both of them were on teh same team, which was sponsored by ASDA and then they were doing a quick 1v1 for no reason with noscope rifiles and it was near an Japanese Tesco, which was for no scrubs, but only MLG guys.

Ken was there for some reason and he was holding teh top level of gun in his hands, which was a sanic gun, which is what the name soggests fast as hell and it was a noscope one as well.
''You guys, you don't know how to do this thing, right?'' Ken asked and he was really ready to show himself off, but the gun was on the 1337 setting, making for some random paint explosions in random locations.
''Yeah, I'm a pro at it, bro.'' Chuck told Ken, ready to throw some paintballs with his new weapons and then a random 1v1 happened with Stan Smith returning from the rip in preace area and then Ken left for a better place, but Cody kicked him in the shins, while blazing it.
''Sir, I got the best weapon. If you guys are scrubs, then I'll bet this will be easy.'' Cody boasted, being no scrub.
''I can make you proud, you convict bitch!'' Stan shouted, pretty pissed off and then a 1v1v1 happened as quickly ass possible.

Cody, Stan and Chuck was doing a 1v1v1 with no scrubs allowed into the match and they were going as fast as Melee, which is teh fastest fighting game of all time and then they were trying to hard.
''Shit, how are you meant to do this crap?'' Sean said, wearing some yellow armour and a orange shirt, with light green tracksuit bottom and then he got paraded on with paintballs.
''We're not teaching any scrubs, so go away...'' Stan whispered to him and he was backing off.

This is 2 b continued!