Bleached Armageddon!

By Inuyoshie

Chapter 25: Hice a Dios Caerse

El Bronista

I decided I'd turn off the record player around 10:00 in the morning. By now, I had crocheted a huge pile of crochet thread, and was starting to get bored.

So casually, I stepped out of my room. I wandered about until I reached a wide open space, probably used for sparring judging b y the scorch marks that scarred the floor.

I heard thee clicking of boots and looked up. Ulquiorra was stalking down the opposite hall. His frown deepened when he saw me.

"Ulqui! Ulqui!" I exclaimed, running over to him.

"What do you require?" he demanded drily.

"Can you hold the end of this and walk back?" I asked.

"Why?" he demanded.

"To see how long it is," I replied. "Ple~ease? I won't bug you anymore all day!"

"… Fine," he muttered after a few moments. He took the string and walked backwards until he hit the wall. He hadn't even pulled the string taunt, so it lay, practically invisible on the black ground.

It was at that moment that Aizen happened to turn a corner, and I accidentally jerked the line up… and… BANG! I looked down and saw something that no one will probably ever see... Aizen flat on his face.

"A-Aizen-sama!" Ulquiorra stammered as Aizen sat up, rubbing his face. I had to act.

"A-Aizen-sama! Ulqui here was stealing my crochet I'm so sorry!" I fake sobbed. God, I love acting.

Aizen stood, picked up my crochet, and incinerated it with some blast. Wordlessly, he walked off.

That took me 8 HOURS to make. 8 hours! I glared at Aizen's back. There are many things in this world you don't do. And one of them… is mess with an Urquhart. I don't care if Aizen thinks he's God… I will prove him wrong and avenge my crochet!

So, I went for help. And who better to help me with my quest for vengeance than the other trickster in Las Noches, Gin. I stuck my head into his room and observed mountains of paper staked in his room. Gin currently was folding an origami scorpion on his desk.

"… Do I want to know?" I wondered aloud.

"Souske gave 'em ta me," Gin answered, setting the scorpion aside. "Ta keep me outta trouble,"

"Right..." I trailed off.

"So, how can I help ya?" Gin demanded.

"Well…"

WEWON'TSTOPUNTILSOMEBODYCALLSTHECOPSANDEVENTHENWE'LLSTARTAGAINANDJUSTPRETENDTHATNOTHINGEVERHAPPENED!

Inuyoshie's after the chapter special!

Oh my goodness… what will happen next hmm? Will Gin help Aja extract her vengeance on Aizen? Or does he have other plans in mind…

And what is with that paper?

Okay, the paper question will be answered in a series of one-shot/drabbles my best co-author (who actually did the crochet string line thing once at lunch) is writing. I'm writing a few too. If any of you have any ideas for them, I'm all ears. Also, if you think 'hey, I haven't seen one of our protagonists bother this arrancar recently' and want me to shove that into the story, I will.

But ya gotta review!