Hey guys, sorry I took so long, life gets in the way a lot lately. This chapter is a little similar to the Mood or Dare one, but this time it's truth or dare, and Jack and Jerry are together, and it involves alchohol, and lots of it.
Now, I know this may sound random, but does anyone know any songs that fit Jack and Jerry's friendship? (Show-wise, not fanfiction wise) because I'm making a page for them on the Kickin' it wiki. Oh, and I haven't updated much, as you can see, but I'm gonna do a oneshot mania thingy soon, after my main stories are completed (so that's Fatal Attraction, No remorse, etc.)
I hope you guys enjoy it and check out my other updates.
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NEW STORIES
Game of Power - Katherine/Elena - Vampire Diaries (not femslash or friendship)
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Fatal Attraction
No remorse - Klaus/Damon - Vampire diaries
The thin line between truth and lies - Vampire Diaries (first chapter)
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Title: Truth or Dare
Summary: The gang play Truth or Dare, and the forfeit is to take a shot of Tequila. Jack and Jerry end up wasted, and who knew Kim had such a dirty mind?
The Dojo's double doors pinged open when Jack walked in holding a few shot glasses and two bottles of tequila - courtesy of his father's 'secret' stash - and he placed them in the middle of the circle. Kim was laying on her stomach, propping her face up on her fists, Rudy was laying the same way, Milton was sat cross-legged, and Jerry was lying on his side. They were all about to play Truth or Dare, and it had been Kim's idea to add alcohol. It was a wonder that Rudy was even mildly okay with four teenagers, underage teenagers, drinking.
Jack joined Jerry on the floor, nuzzling into him. Jerry's arm went around him, and Jack had a feeling most of the questions either of them got asked were going to centre around their relationship. "So what are the rules again?" he asked.
Kim pointed to the empty glass bottle in the middle of the circle they formed. "We spin the bottle, and whoever it lands on has to pick Truth or Dare. If you forfeit either of them, you have to take a shot," she explained.
"I can't believe you guys talked me into this," Rudy rubbed a hand against his forehead and groaned. Jack smiled at him. "Who knows what embarrassing information I'll reveal and let you torture me with it."
"You can always chicken out," Jerry said. He started flapping his arms in the air and making chicken noises. Jack laughed, so did Milton and Kim, while Rudy's face just flushed a bright red.
"Jack, tell your boyfriend to stop making fun of me," he ordered.
Jack shook his head, and looked at Jerry who was smirking. "Nah, I'm gonna allow it," he said.
"Why?" Rudy folded his arms and pouted his bottom lip out, looking like a little child.
"Remember when you made me plunge the toilets?" Jack asked him with a slight sneer to his voice. "Who's laughing now?" he smirked, leaning back into Jerry's body. He wrapped an arm around his waist, and comfortably rested his chin on the top of his head.
"Guys, the game," Milton spoke up, breaking the steady backward and forward exchange of banter. Jack thought he would be the last person to play a game that involved drinking.
"I can't actually believe you agreed to this," Kim told him in surprise.
"Neither can I," Milton folded his arms, "but I guarantee that I'll be the only sober one in the morning," he gloated, and Jack guessed he would just pick "truth" all the way through and answer every singe question.
"Can't argue with you there," Jack said, earning a chuckle in his ear from Jerry. "Kim, spin that bottle and lets do this."
Kim reached in to the centre of the circle, when Rudy flailed his hands around frantically and stopped her. Kim raised her eyebrow, and Jack looked at him curiously. "Wait a minute," he held up both hands, "we gotta swear that whatever is said in the Dojo, stays in the Dojo." He looked around and everyone, and Jack couldn't agree more.
He and Jerry broke their position and sat up cross-legged, pressing their fist into an open palm. "We swear by the light of the Dragon's eye, that whatever is said on this night will remain in this Dojo," they chanted in unison, sounding, and looking, deadly serious. "Wasabi."
Kim was the first to break the silence, eagerly looking around the circle with rapid flicks of her ponytail. "Alright let's go," Kim outstretched an arm, and plucked at the bottle's neck. It spun slowly around the circle, before coming to a stop on Milton.
"Truth or Dare?" she asked.
"Truth," Milton responded.
Even though the Truth option had been chosen, Jack couldn't mistake the crafty glint that was forming in Kim's eyes. "Did you like it when we kissed?" she asked.
Jack and Jerry shot up at the same time, eyeing Milton and Kim like they were crazy. "Wait, whoa, whoa," they said in perfect synch, sounding like twins rather than a couple. "You two kissed?!" Jack's eyes locked onto Milton while Jerry looked at Kim. Since when did they like each other?
Kim nodded her head. "Yep."
Milton rolled his eyes. "She was helping me get over my fear of kissing Julie, and yes, I did like it," he admitted, flushing a light shade of pink over his cheekbones.
Jerry started to sing, and Jack grinned, "Kim and Milton sitting in a tree-"
He joined in, the offer was there, he had to do it. "K-i-s-s-i-n-g," they sang together, collapsing in fits of laughter at Milton's face, now bright red, and Kim's non-intimidating glare.
"Shut it!" she warned them, shooting daggers their way. Jerry chuckled, while Jack took the liberty to poke his tongue out at her. She ignored him, and spun the bottle. It whirled around before coming to a stop between Kim and Rudy. Jack looked at it, and saw the neck was aimed more at Kim's knee than Rudy's.
"Kim, that's you," he said. "Truth or Dare?" he asked.
"Dare," she said with a smile.
"I dare you to sniff Rudy's socks," Jerry snickered and Jack grinned. They smelt terrible, and he was pretty sure they hadn't been washed in days either.
Kim's face fell. "Gimme the shot glass," she said without any hesitation. Jack was surprised, he always thought the first shot would have been drank by him or Jerry after they were asked an embarrassing question about themselves.
Rudy rolled his eyes from where he was sat, and picked up one of the tequila bottles. He uncorked it, and poured a generous amount in one of the shot glasses, and handed it to Kim. She crinkled her nose before hesitantly bringing it to her lips, she downed it in one go, and shuddered. She spun the bottle again, and it landed on Jack.
"Truth or Dare?" she asked.
Jack didn't feel like any Dare that might get him humiliated tomorrow, or smelling Rudy's socks, since that idea would still be fresh in everyone's minds. "Truth," he said.
Kim smirked at him. "Spit or swallow?" she asked.
"Kim," Jerry gasped from behind him, and Jack chuckled. He was just as surprised, who knew Kim would ask something like that?
Jack grinned slyly at her, "It depends."
"On what?" she asked.
"On how hard I can make him co-"
Milton cut in, looking grossed out, "Okay we get it!" he squeaked before Jerry could finish.
"She asked," Jack pointed a finger at Kim, who mimed drawing a halo around her head and batting her eyelashes. The gang burst into laughter, and the bottle was spun again. It landed on Jerry. If Jack knew Jerry at all, he knew Jerry would pick Dare. He was crazy sometimes, but he loved him.
"Jerry, Truth or Dare?" Rudy asked.
"Dare," Jerry said. Jack sat up so Jerry could move if he needed to. "The swagmaster never backs down," he said proudly.
"I dare you to..." Rudy's voice trailed off as he tried to think of something, then his eyes settled on the courtyard outside. "Go down to Falafel Phil's and bring down some falafel balls," he finished, and Jack rolled his eyes.
"That's not a dare, Rudy," he said.
"I know, but I'm starving," Rudy groaned, and as if on cue, his stomach gave a loud roar, emphasizing his point. "See?!" he said in exasperation, pointing at his stomach.
"Like I said, the swagmaster never backs down," Jerry jumped up from the floor, and Jack chuckled at him. "I'll be back," he said in an ominous sounding voice as he backed out the door.
"Stay safe my terminator," Jack waved him out the door, and Kim giggled at them both. She spun the bottle, and it landed on Milton.
"Truth or Dare?" Jack asked him.
"Truth," Milton said.
"Guys or girls?" Kim asked.
Milton was silent, before contemplating his answer. Jack knew if he could tell anyone, it would be all of them. "Both," he answered shyly, blushing a deep scarlet.
Rudy started laughing and pointed a finger at him. "Ahahaha, he's blushing again!" he teased him, and Milton frowned at him.
"It's just because of the heat, there's nothing proving that it was because of the question."
"Dude, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be blushing soon," he said, and he hardly blushed about anything, although if Kim was involved, and after her first question, it was highly probably. "Or hammered," he said.
"I've never seen you drunk," Rudy stated.
Jack looked at him. "It's not pretty, believe me," he said. He could remember one Christmas before he'd opened the first can, and then nothing after, but luckily everyone else in his family was drunk too - his Uncle was wasted - so nobody remembered it to hold it against him.
Jack heard the sound of the bottle scraping the floor, and watched it spin. It landed on Kim.
"Truth or Dare?" he asked.
Kim looked thoughtful for a second, "Truth."
"Alright Milton, time to get your own back," Jack smirked.
"Have you ever had a girlfriend?" Milton asked her, "if so, what's the farthest you've gone?" he grinned wickedly, and Jack smiled at him.
"Ha-hey!" Rudy cheered, "Milton's got a dark side."
Jack rolled his eyes, "It's about time."
"Yes," Kim answered, and Jack did a double-take, he wasn't shocked, just surprised. "Donna Tobin, and most we've done is take each other's shirts off," She said without blushing.
"Wait, 'we've'?" Jack asked, "you're still dating her?"
Kim shrugged. "Why do you think I'm wearing a scarf?" she grinned.
"I'm back, what'd I miss?"
The doors pinged open and Jerry walked back in carrying three large bags. He tossed one to Rudy, who caught it, and then one to Milton and Kim. He then sat down with the other one next to Jack. Jack opened it, and the sweet smell of hot falafel filled the Dojo. Jerry picked up a falafel ball and popped it into his mouth.
"Milton prefers guys and girls, and Kim's dating Donna Tobin," Jack said, and Jerry smiled.
"Nice," he said in Kim's direction through a mouthful of food, spraying falafel specks everywhere. "You've got good taste Kim."
Kim grinned. "You haven't done too bad either," she opened the bag of food between her and Milton. They began eating, and Rudy spun the bottle. It swung around towards Jack, and Rudy took the opportunity to open his bag of food.
Kim swallowed her mouthful. "Truth or Dare?" she asked.
"Dare," Jack said.
Kim's eyes flickered between Jack and Jerry, before gaining a twinkle, "I dare you to kiss Jerry."
"You don't need to dare either of us for that though," Jerry pointed out.
Jack turned to face him, and their lips met in a quick kiss. Jerry quickly deepened it, pulling Jack into him and cupping his face, only to trace his fingers over his jawline. Jack had to sternly remind himself he wasn't alone with Jerry, but rather in front of his friends, so they couldn't go too far, but a wolf-whistle from someone - most likely Rudy - told him that they were satisfied.
They pulled away, and Jack laughed at his friends' facial expressions. Kim looked like she was going to faint - from the 'sheer hotness' as Jerry might have said - Milton looked slightly weirded out that they had just kissed in front of them like that, and Rudy was grinning like a Cheshire Cat. Jack just rolled his eyes and spun the bottle again. It landed on Milton.
"Truth or Dare?" Jerry asked whilst Jack was resting his head in his lap, turning on his side so he could see everyone.
"Truth," Milton decided.
"Would you ever have a threesome?" Kim asked.
Jack's eyes lit up, "Ohh, this oughta be good," he muttered to Jerry who nodded in agreement.
"Shot please," Milton said suddenly, holding his hand out as he blushed yet again.
"Aww, come on," Jack pouted, "I'd answer the question."
Jerry leaned down to whisper in his ear, "That's only because your cousin's hot-"
Jack cut him off abruptly, gently sinking his teeth into Jerry's thigh. "Do you have to say that here?" he asked.
"It is Truth or Dare, babe," Jerry countered, and Jack rolled his eyes in a huff. Jerry chuckled and rested his hand on his arm.
Milton threw his hands up in defeat. "Alright fine, I would," He turned to the bag of food that had most likely gone cold, and stuffed some falafel balls in his mouth to hide the fact he was blushing again. Jack didn't think it was possible for a person to blush so much. He reached a hand out and flicked the bottle, it only managed a half-turn, and landed on Jerry. Jack sat up so he could move if needed.
"I'mma make it easy," he said. "Dare."
Rudy spoke up, "I dare you to lick the toilet seat."
"Rudy!" Jack and Kim shuddered in abhorrence.
"What?" Rudy shrugged, "he said he never backs down." Jack looked at Jerry, and he was already up and walking towards the bathroom. He's nuts, Jack declared after the door closed.
"Oh God what the heck is that?!" Jerry yelled, scrambling across the floor from the sound of it. "It's moving!" he shrieked in horror, and Jack looked at Rudy who had a smirk sly enough to rival a fox. "Aaaaahhhhh!" the door burst open and Jerry ran back out, scrubbing his tongue.
"When's the last time they were cleaned?" Jack asked nervously.
"About a month ago," Rudy shrugged. Jerry made a disgusted grunt and made a beeline for the bathroom, slipping down before he got to the door. Kim burst out laughing, and Jack was doing his best not to laugh, but it was too hard not to. Especially as he heard the sound of bristles rustling and tap water running.
"Truth or Dare?" Jack realised Kim had spun the bottle again, and it had landed on Rudy. He had a good payback if he chose Dare, and a pretty embarrassing question if he asked for Truth.
"Dare," Rudy said bravely.
Jack spoke before anyone else had a chance to, "Go outside and yell 'I'm a vampire' at the top of your voice until Jerry gets back in."
"Jack, I have some dignity," Rudy said, "admittedly not a lot, but I do." He folded his arms, "I'm not doing it."
"Take three shots then," Jack demanded.
"Why?" Rudy asked.
"Because I said so," Jack said. "Because it's the forefit, and because you made Jerry lick a toilet seat," he smirked triumphantly, and Rudy "humphfed" dramatically before pouring himself three shots, downing them all with a face that looked like he was sucking on a lemon.
Jerry came back into the room, still scrubbing at his tongue, and sat back down next to Jack. He looked like someone just shot a panda bear. Kim spun the bottle again, and it landed on Jack. "Jack, truth or Dare?" Kim asked.
"Truth," Jack said.
"Hmm..." the blonde's eyes glimmered dangerously, "have you ever sucked Jerry's-"
"Don't you dare finish that question you pervert!" Jack and Jerry yelled in unison. Jack was amazed he didn't feel himself blush, Kim certainly had ways of surprising him.
"That's four shots each guys," Rudy sang. Jack stuck his tongue out at him.
"Because you said so, right?" he guessed. Rudy just smirked at them and poured them a shot each. Jack and Jerry looked at each other before tipping it down their throats. Jerry coughed and Jack scowled. People really had to be careful when they played Truth or Dare.
Jack and Jerry drank the rest of their shots with ease, and Jack was starting to feel a little dizzy, and had a strange desire to run around outside yelling like a maniac. Jerry was laying on the floor, over-dramatisicing things as usual, and Jack laid down with him.
"I can't believe that Kim's mind is so perverted," he whispered to him.
"I know, and she's only had one shot," Jerry said.
"So far," Jack gulped, and he and Jerry exchanged a horrified look.
A couple dozen shots later saw only half a bottle of tequilia remaining, Kim was giggling uncontrollably and rolling on her stomach after finding out the answer to when and how Rudy had lost his virginity. She had, had a little too much to drink after forfeiting too many Dares. Jack had done alright, he was a little drowsy, but he was nowhere near as bad as Kim. Jerry was close behind though, a few moments ago, he was singing Merry Christmas in Spanish. Jack was beginning to suspect Milton and Rudy were the only sober ones out of them.
He didn't know how, since Kim had mostly asked them the questions every time they picked truth, and her mind got dirtier with every shot she drank. She had asked Jack a lot of questions too, but he didn't mind answering them as she got more intoxicated, as no-one but Milton and Rudy would remember, and Jerry knew all the answers to them anyway.
Kim tossed Jerry her lipstick, and Jack looked confused. From where he was laid, he saw the bottle was pointing towards Jerry, and he must have picked Dare.
"Write 'kiss me' on Jack's stomach." Kim giggled, looking at him.
"Easy," Jerry pulled the top off the lipstick. "May I?" he asked Jack, and he motioned for him to carry on. His hand pulled his shirt up and was about to write it on with his hand, holding it like a pencil, but Kim's voice stopped him.
"With your teeth," she slurred, hiccupping a few times.
Jack closed his eyes so he wouldn't laugh, but he couldn't help it, the idea was just too hilarious. When the waxy substance touched his skin, he lost it and started laughing. He set Milton and Rudy off, while Kim was in her own little world, and Jerry was having problems of his own with writing the S's to 'kiss'.
"You know, this morning you were all good-mannered and training hard, but now nearly all of us are drunk, Kim's got the most perverted mind I've ever known on a girl, and Jerry's failing miserably at being a tattoo artist," Rudy chuckled.
Jack opened his eyes as Jerry pulled away from his stomach, holding the lipstick for a moment, "You try it then if you think you can do a better job." Rudy was silent. "That's what I thought," the lipstick returned to his stomach, and Jack was sniggering again.
After a while, Jerry was done. He capped the lipstick, and Jack now had - to his annoyance - 'kiss me' across his stomach in pink, scrawled, large letters. He pulled his shirt back down to stop Kim from laughing, and Jerry kissed him softly as his way of saying sorry.
Rudy spun the bottle and it landed on Milton. Jerry laid back down on the floor, and Jack cuddled into him, resting his head on his chest. "Truth or Dare?" he asked.
"Truth," Milton said.
Kim paused in her giggling, and Jack waited for the question to roll in. "If you could have sex with any guy in this room, who would it be?" dhe asked.
Milton remained silent, and held a poker face as he crawled over to the shot glass. Kim started laughing again as Milton poured himself one, and Jack couldn't refrain from laughing anymore. He couldn't help but have wondered what his answer would have been.
"It's official, I'm never play Truth or Dare with alcohol again," he mumbled into Jerry's chest, feeling a raging headache come on that was going to make him hung over till next week. Kim's hangover would probably last her until Christmas, and they were in January!
"Be grateful it isn't Strip or Disclose," Jerry told him.
"Shhh!" Jack hissed, "don't give Kim any ideas!"
Kickin' it with you!
Sorry if this sucks.
