I Don't Own Naruto


"Shoton Hōseki Furu (Crystal Style Gem Wave)" called Naruto standing in his team's back yard green hexagonal gems six of formed mid-air and flew at the nearby training dummies hitting dead centre of the lung, jugular, heart, brain, liver and kidney targets.

"Nice Shot Naru-kun" called a voice from behind him as he was glompped from behind, the blond smiled over his shoulder at the girl.

"Thanks Yuri-chan" said Naruto with a smile, Sayuri lightly pecked Naruto on the cheek.

"You know what Gaia would do if she caught you doing that" said Naruto trying to hide the blush on his face.

"Yeah she and I would spend the next five minutes snogging" Thought Sayuri to herself, before sighing and letting Naruto go "I shouldn't be doing this stuff until I confess to him" though Sayuri.

"Come on you two lunch time" yelled Haku from the back door, Naruto and Sayuri shared a look before shrugging and walking inside. They walked into the dining room and saw a virtual feast laid out on the table.

"Once again Haku-chan you have outdone yourself" said Naruto looking down at the food, Gaia and Sayuri both nodded towards the ice maiden who blushed at the complement.

"Thanks" said Haku, just as Naruto was about to sit down they all heard a knock at the front door.

"Who could that be?" questioned Naruto walking over to the door. Upon opening the door he saw three people he hadn't seen in years.

"Kazekage-sama, Temari-san, Kankuro-san" said Naruto, only to receive a glare from the three.

"Naruto we're family act as such" said the Kazekage glaring at his soon to be son-in-law.

"Fine hi Tou-san, Temari-nee-chan, Kankuro-nii-san would you like to come in we're just about to have lunch and my teammate always cooks in excess" said Naruto. Rasa nodded and the three Suna family walked inside. Just before the three of them walked into the dining room he stopped them.

"Naruto who was at the door?" asked Gaia.

"You'll never guess who Gaia" said Naruto with a smile the three suna nin walked into the room.

"Tou-san, Nee-chan, Nii-san" said Gaia happily jumping out of her chair and running over to hug her brother, sister and father.

"It's good to see you Gaia" said Kankuro as he hugged his little sister.

"I've missed you all so much" said Gaia hugging Temari.

"You look well Gaia" said Temari.

"Same to you lot" said Gaia with a smile letting go of Temari

"I see you've settled in here in Konoha quite well" said Rasa as he hugged his youngest daughter.

"That's thanks to Naru-kun, Sayuri-chan, Kurenai-kaa-chan and Anko-kaa-san" said Gaia with a smile.

"Sayuri?" questioned Rasa.

"That's me Kazekage-sama" said Sayuri nervously raising her hand.

"She's my other original teammate" said Gaia with a smile.

"Original?" questioned Rasa with a raised eyebrow.

"Well you see on our first mission out of the village we encountered Zabuza of the Mist" said Gaia.

"WHAT" screamed Rasa interrupting Gaia.

"The client lied about the scope of the mission as his country was in dire need of assistance and in the end we ended up fighting on a bridge Naruto knocking Haku out, Naruto then fought Zabuza and won killing him and then after that battle Zabuza's employer showed saying he was going to betray them anyway, after the battle and Haku regained consciousness Naruto managed to convince her to come with us, and the Hokage decided to put her on our team right Haku?" questioned Gaia looking over at Haku.

"Close enough" said Haku.

"So Naruto you truly did win that blade from Zabuza" said Rasa taking a seat at the table.

"Yes and I presume from what you've just said that you've seen my entry in the Bingo Books" said Naruto still not entirely sure how he felt about it.

"Yes quite the achievement there Naruto-kun being B-rank as a genin no matter if it's a low B-rank" said Rasa with a smile.

"That does remind me, Naruto?" said Temari

"Yes Temari-nee?" questioned Naruto

"Do you mind if I ask about some of the stuff in your bingo book entry?" questioned Temari.

"Ask away" said Naruto wondering what she wanted to know.

"What elemental manipulations can you use?" questioned Temari.

"All the basic ones plus Yin and Yang, then finally Chiton (Blood Style) which is a combination of Suiton (Water Style) and Yoton (Yang Style)" said Naruto. Temari, Kankuro and Rasa's Jaws were all on the floor, Rasa was the first to recover.

"H-how?" asked Rasa. Naruto simply channelled Chakra to his eyes, making them morph into the Rinnegan.

"T-t-the Rinnegan I thought it was just a legend" stuttered Rasa.

"No they're very real" said Naruto with a smirk.

"So what Rinnegan gives you affinities to all five elements?" questioned Temari getting a nod from Naruto.

"Anything else you want to ask?" questioned Naruto.

"Did you really kill people with genjutsu?" questioned Temari.

"Yes my genjutsu combined with a certain power within myself creates very potent illusions that fool the suffers minds deluding them, making them believe that they're in so much pain it actually kills them destroying their brain from the nerve pain overload" said Naruto.

"Wow" exclaimed Kankuro.

"A certain power within yourself hmm?" questioned Rasa looking at Naruto. Said blond shivered under the Kage's gaze. Gaia leaned over to Naruto.

"You can tell them Naruto they won't think any less of you" whispered Gaia. Naruto sighed.

"I suppose you're right Gaia, yes a certain power within myself Tou-san but no not the one you're thinking of, this power is another form entirely and is also linked to why in the Bingo Book it's assumed I have a summoning contract with the bats, and also links right back to my Chiton" said Naruto with a sad sigh.

"Come on Naruto Spit it out" spoke Rasa.

"Well you see I'm not exactly human, sort of, I'm a living vampire" said Naruto

"Living vampire? Ha good one Naruto" said Kankuro with a laugh. He looked back at Naruto to see him giving him a serious look.

"Wait you're serious?" questioned Kankuro only getting a nod from Naruto.

"Yes I'm a living vampire, I am not undead like the vampires from legend, I'm still very much alive, but I did at one time need to drink blood but I have since kicked that need now drinking blood simply awakens the Semi-dormant vampiric powers within me, however certain situations I can simply will the powers active, also my skin burns in sunlight my blood literally boils in direct sunlight, were I not an Uzumaki within minutes of being out in the sun I would be dead" said Naruto.

"But what about moments ago when you answered the door you were in direct sunlight nothing happened to you then?" questioned Rasa, Naruto simply knocked on his chest as if knocking on a door, but instead of the sound of flesh hitting flesh the sound of metal striking metal was heard.

"I at this stage have a suit of armour permanently up, it looks like I don't have any armour on because of my Rinnegan the Asura path of my Rinnegan it allows me many abilities but for this instance the only one that matters is that I can create armour around myself which is essentially a metal skin" said Naruto, Rasa nodded.

The four members of team seven, plus the two suna siblings and the Kazekage enjoyed the lunch made by Haku and after being given a tour of the house the Kazekage and two oldest children left saying that they would see them soon. The four members of team seven went out to their training ground and were about to begin training when Naruto spotted someone.

"Kakashi-sensei" said Naruto looking up into the trees where Kakashi sat one leg hanging lazily off the branch while he read his porn book.

"Enjoy the lunch with the in-laws Naruto?" questioned Kakashi teasingly.

"It was very pleasant thanks Kakashi-sensei but I doubt you're just to ask how that was so what's up?" said Naruto.

"Well as you four know, the chunin exams are in less than a weeks' time, and I have signed you four up" said Kakashi dropping the four forms for them "Now it's up to the individual to-" said Kakashi stopping when he saw all four of them filling out the forms.

"Well in that case I'll leave you four alone just remember to take those forms to room 301 in the academy on Monday morning at 10 o'clock" said Kakashi before disappearing in a swirl of leaves.

"Well given that we have three days to practice let's get to it" said Naruto with a smile.

"Right" replied the three girls in unison before jumping off to different parts of the training grounds.


#The Day Of The Exams#

Naruto stood with his team walking towards the academy, Gaia, Sasuke and Haku following just behind him. Naruto, Gaia and Sayuri had their extra weapons strapped to them, Naruto had his two blades strapped to his back in an X formation, Gaia had Raijin attached to her belt, and Sayuri had her scythe strapped to her back.

The four of them walked into the academy, Naruto had thought about maybe trying to act weak get people underestimating them but Gaia had raised the good points of Naruto's bingo book entry and even if the other genin didn't know about that then there was the matter of the pair of giant swords strapped to his back, so Naruto then decided that he and his team should look as intimidating as possible, so Naruto had sucked some of Gaia's blood earlier and now had blood red pupils and black sclera, but that was covered by his mask with his hood up, with his eyes giving off an eerie red glow, Sasuke had his Sharingan flaring, Gaia had a borderline psychotic smirk on her face with her sand cloaking her hands forming claws and Haku was leaking Hyoton chakra everywhere she went making the temperature drop while sending chakra to her eyes giving them an unnatural glow.

As the four genin walked up to the second story they spotted a large group of genin in front of a door with the number 301 on the sign.

"Genjutsu" said Naruto walking past the group his team followed him. As they reached a larger section of the hallway with stairs up to the actual room 301.

"You with the dark eyes will you fight me here and now?" questioned a voice from behind them, the four genin turned to face one of the genin from the large group, he looked to be at most a year older than them, the boy had black hair in a bowl cut, his eyes were strange, but those eyebrows, he had the largest eyebrows any of them had ever seen they looked like a pair of black hairy caterpillars glued to his face, and last but not least the boy's sense of dress was absolutely horrible, he wore a full green jumpsuit, with a pair of leg warmers and bandages around his arms, plus his headband was red, and tied around his waist.

"I'm sorry dark eyes that matches four of four" said Naruto turning around to the boy.

"Uchiha would you please fight me" requested the boy.

"I see no reason to fight you" said Sasuke turning away.

"Ah I see you're scared of one as most youthful as me" said the boy trying to taunt the Uchiha. It worked Sasuke turned and glared at the boy.

"You're-" said Sasuke who was interrupted by Naruto putting his arm between them.

"Mine" said Naruto glaring at the boy.

"I have no interest in you" said the boy.

"Well too bad you just insulted my friend and teammate and that made me your opponent" said Naruto removing his mask handing it to Gaia.

"Well then fine" said the boy getting in a fighting stance.

"Naru-kun" said Gaia.

"No he insulted my friend" said Naruto getting into his own Taijutsu stance, ready to fight the boy.

Once Naruto settled into his stance the boy charged at him and threw a punch at Naruto's cheek, the bond/redhead ducked under the fist and lunched a counterattack at the boy's stomach, acting quickly the boy jumped back from Naruto, who charged at the boy and threw a punch at the black haired boy. Naruto's fist connected with the boy's face and he was pushed back several metres. The boy stood up and rubbed his cheek.

"Quite some strength you have there" said the boy.

"Get bent" said Naruto reaching into a pair of sacks behind his back. Just as the black haired boy charged at Naruto he threw a light blue powder at the boy, just as the black haired boy got to Naruto the powder crystalized into Ice surrounding the boy.

"This is a lesson don't insult my friends" said Naruto before punching him in the face knocking him unconscious.

"Let's go" said Naruto turning to his team.

"Shouldn't we tell?-" questioned Haku interrupted by Naruto.

"No his team is just around the corner" said Naruto walking away. The three of his teammates followed Gaia handing Naruto his mask back. they rounded the corner just as a Naruto put his mask back on.

As the team reached the door they saw Kakashi standing outside the door.

"What are you doing here Kakashi-sensei?" asked Naruto.

"I just came to wish you guys luck" said Kakashi.

"Thanks Kakashi-sensei" said Naruto.

Kakashi stepped aside and Naruto with his team walked inside and they were all bombarded by KI.

"Wow this is what a roomful of genin can create in terms of KI?" Questioned Naruto pulling Kubikiribocho off his back and wedged it into the floor before jumping up onto the back of the blade and sitting on the tip of the handle.

"It's kind of pathetic" said Naruto looking back at his team who shrugged at him. He turned back to the rest of the genin and dropped his own KI with some Kyubi Youkai lased in just for added effect.

Not only did Naruto's KI equal but he far surpassed the rest of theirs combined, so much so that some of the genin began choking under the intense pressure, some of the genin even lost consciousness, while a few, no matter how few bolted from the room, after a moment he stopped it and just sat there on his blade. He actually received a round of applause from a team of Kiri Shinobi. Naruto stood up and bowed at the round of applause. Naruto then dropped down, and re-sheathed his blade and then stood and waited.

"Naruto-kun" thought a blond woman with a sad look wearing a Kumo Headband looking over at the blond.

"Hey that's the Daemon Rose Of The Red Mist" muttered a genin to another.

"Sensei told us to steer clear of him if he was in these exams" muttered another genin.

As the muttering went on the door opened and in slipped the boy Naruto had toughly beaten not five minutes before hand and his two other teammates.

Moments later the door opened once more.

"SASUKE-KUN" squealed Sakura trying to hug Sasuke, she however was met with a fist to the face courtesy of Naruto, knocking her down. Sakura growled as she got back up.

"NARUTO" growled Sakura about to punch Naruto but she was met with a giant blade to the front of her throat, a blade made of pure lighting to the back of her throat and a pair of senbon at either side of her throat.

"Leave Sasuke alone you fucking howler monkey" said Naruto.

"SASUKE-KUN" came another squeal from the now open door, Naruto ripped his Nodachi out of its sheathe and put it to Ino's throat.

"Don't you even fucking start" growled Naruto.

The blond/redhead then spun around with the Kubikiribocho and pointed it at a silver haired, black eyed, glasses wearing and purple clad Genin.

"Whoa, Whoa, I'm on your side here" said the young man.

"What do you want" said Naruto.

"Well I was going to tell you friends to stop causing a scene but it appears you already have that covered so now I'm just going to ask you lot if you want a little advice from a sort of a veteran of these exams?" questioned the boy.

"What makes you a veteran of these exams?" questioned Kiba.

"I've taken them about seven times" said the silver haired genin.

"Wow you must suck" said Kiba.

"Well these exams aren't exactly easy, but you lot have caught me in a good mood I'm willing to share some information" said the boy.

"What kind of information?" questioned Naruto narrowing his eyes.

"Well I have these" said the boy pulling out a deck of cards "burnt into them is three years of chunin exams information" declared the young man.

"Do you have information on specific people?" questioned Kiba.

"Well yes I have information on most people here that does include you guys but it might not be complete" said the boy.

"Do you know if certain people are participating?" questioned Naruto getting a nod from silver haired boy.

"Can you tell me if a woman by the name of Samui from Kumo is participating?" questioned Naruto. The purple clan nin nodded.

"Oh you have a name you're no fun" said the boy pulling out a seemingly random card from his deck.

"Samui of Kumo teammates with-" said the glasses wearing genin interrupted by Naruto holding up his hands.

"No just if she's participating nothing else" said Naruto.

"Yes she is" said the boy.

"Give me information on Sasuke Uchiha, Gaia Uzumaki, Samui of Kumo and Naruto Uzumaki" said Kiba, Naruto levelled a glare at the boy.

"How do you know Samui-chan" growled Naruto.

"I don't but given you wanted to know whether she was participating there must be something about her" said Kiba with a smirk.

"Alright here we go" said the glasses boy pulling three more cards out of his deck.

"We'll start with Samui of Kumo- Hey" said the genin stopping when Naruto ripped all four cards out of the genin's hand and held them up where they simply burst into flames.

"I will have no one revealing my, my friends secrets" said Naruto.

"What's the matter Dobe, scared?" questioned Kiba.

"I could be asking you the same" said Naruto glaring at Kiba.

"Well anyway, Suna, Konoha, Kumo there's lots of talented youngsters here this year, even some from this new minor village Otto I don't have much on them but still plenty of people to be scared off" said the glasses toting genin.

Just then a trio of genin appeared out of the crowd and sent a pair of kunai at the glasses genin, who jumped back to avoid the strike, before being the target of a punch in the face, once more the Konoha genin jumped back, once he landed he looked fine, but after a second the glass in his glasses shattered and he threw up.

"Put this on your cards leaf boy the Otto genin are gonna become chunin" said one of the Otto genin who was just short of wrapped in bandages.

Just as they finished, a giant plume of smoke burst forth up the front revealing Ibiki and several of the village's Chunin.

"Alright you shit bags sit down and Shut up I'm the Proctor for the first exam" said Ibiki.

"And you Otto genin there is to be no fighting and under no circumstances will there be use of lethal force" said Ibiki levelling a glare at the team.

"Sorry it's our first time we're a bit jittery" said the mummified Otto genin.

"Now all of you come up here, grab a tab and a sheet of paper this is the first test a written test" said Ibiki.


Shoton Hōseki Furu (Crystal Style Gem Wave) - C-rank - User creates a number of spike gems mid air that are then pushed towards a target like kunai


Alright People chapter over

yes this chapter is longer i make no promises of this in the future, i am holidays this week so for this week and maybe next this story and my other Naruto fic my get longer chapters

Sayuri at this point hasn't confessed to Naruto just keep that in mind

So the chunin exams actually begin hoary

the little spar between Lee and Naruto was only put there to begin showing off some of the plans i have for Naruto's Shoton nothing more

there will be no actual writings on the first stage of the exams

So that's about it for now

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