-In which, everything is either Naruto or Sasuke's fault, and so it's not surprising that Sakura's blaming them for . . . well, you'll see.

Yay, a new chapter! This one . . . well, I already had some of this planned out, but I didn't think it was that good of an idea. However, here it is! I hope you enjoy it!

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❤❀~Over a Pool of Lava~❀❤

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"You two ruin everything..."

"Hn."

"Aw, come on, Sakura-chan! That's kind of mean, don't you think? I mean, it's not the Teme and my faults that we're hanging over a pool of boiling hot lava!"

"Naruto, if it's not your fault, it's Sasuke's fault. If it's not his fault then it's yours."

"But—"

"You two ruin everything..."

"Yes, Sakura-chan."

"Hn, I don't see what the big deal is."

"Well, excuse me, Uchiha! But not everyone can be as stoic and emotional retarded as you! Hanging over a pool of boiling hot lava doesn't exactly sit well with me! And it doesn't spell out a wonderful and relaxing weekend either!"

"Che, annoying..."

"Yeah, yeah, keep saying that. It's not like I haven't heard it before!"

"Um . . . Teme, Sakura-chan?"

"You know, Sasuke, I actually wanted to go shopping today! For the first time in months! But NO! You and Naruto just had to decide that today was the day you'd kill each other!"

"Hn, you didn't actually have to come."

"Well, excuse me for worrying! Next time you might need a medic to save you from the brink of death, don't come whining to me!"

"Um . . . guys?"

"As if I would."

"Fine! You better remember that the next time you're dying!"

"Guys?"

"Why the Hell are you so annoying?"

"I swear, call me annoying one more time and I'll—"

"THAT'S IT! YOU TWO BETTER MAKE UP! I CAN'T STAND ANYMORE OF YOUR SEXUAL TENSION!"

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This one seems better than my last few works. Tell me what you think of it.

And again, I ask you: GIVE ME THINGS TO WRITE ON. Any little thing you want to see in this collection of oneshots! Any quote, any event, any verbal arguments! Give me them and I'll make them a funny little Naruto oneshot!

tHaNk YoU & pLeAsE rEvIeW!