Naruto-Puberty and Ninja War

A Naruto Fanfic

A humorous version of the future

Involving lots of pubic stuff

By Niko SiMamu

Rated M (ooh)

Chapter 25: Suigetsu v Chojuro: Lightning Sharks

As the two swordsman clashed blades the thrust of each other knocked them back a few feet. Suigetsu winked at Chojuro, Chojuro raised an eyebrow and a water clone of Suigetsu wrapped its arms around him making him immobile.

"What the Beelzebub?" Chojuro cried.

Chojuro was a wide open target to Suigetsu. Sugietsu could end this with one swipe of his mighty Kubikiribocho.

Suigetsu charged at Chojuro but as he came closer Chojuro swiped his feet up and kicked Suigetsu's blade up in the air. As Suigetsu fell forward Chojuro did a forward flip and threw the water clone into Suigetsu. The water clone turned to water and Suigetsu looked up with clenched teeth.

"You've got a lot stronger since we were kids" Suigetsu muttered.

"I'd hope so. I am a swordsman of the mist now" Chojuro replied.

"Just shows how low our country's stepped" Suigetsu mocked.

"You'll eat those words by the end of this battle" Chojuro said and kicked Suigetsu up the chin.

Suigetsu's head turned to water and Chojuro kicked through nothing but water. As Suigetsu's head materialized he jumped away "might wanna do the same if you know what's best for you!"Suigetsu told Chojuro.

"Wh-?" Chojuro said but a skin cell in front of him landed Kubikiribocho.

Chojuro stared at the blade's silver tone with a gaping mouth. That sword could've landed on, and killed, him.

"I told you so" Suigetsu with a smile and a wink.

"Shut up you cocky a*****e" Chojuro shouted at the wet headed Suigetsu.

"Hey, you'd be cocky too if you owned the most popular porn site in the country" Suigetsu shrugged.

"That's because it's the only porn site in the country that isn't cartoon hentai" Chojuro responded.

"Touché" Suigetsu replied.

Chojuro smirked at him; "it appears I'm now in the possession of your blade" Chojuro smiled.

"No. You're in possession of one of my blades. I'm just gonna summon another one!" Sugietsu said.

And Suigetsu pulled out the scroll once more and proceeded to take part in the ritual of summoning one of the legendary blades.

"It's time to get a little bit..." Suigetsu muttered, "... shocking!"

And Ameyuri Ringo's(or Raiga Kurosaki if you count anime filler) Kiba blades appeared in Suigetsu's hand.

"Cool" Chojuro murmured.

Suigetsu jumped into the air and scraped his blades together and the fangs of lightning shot out at Chojuro. Chojuro remained fixed in the spot with wide open eyes.

"Whoa" he murmured as he marvelled at the power the other seven swordsmen's blades possessed.

As the lightning struck Chojuro head on Suigetsu fell back to the ground and looked at where Chojuro last stood.

There was nobody there.

"What the f**k?" Suigetsu cried as he was met with the point of Hiramekarei as it struck his back.

The sound of the crack in Suigetsu's back was only beaten by the scream and yelps that echoed through the lands that were 'sung' from Suigetsu's mouth.

"I win" Chojuro said with a smile, "now. Yuri-sama. Let's dance."

"No!" Suigetsu cried from the floor he lay on as he tried to get up but kept falling back down.

"Take your beating like a man and don't make an even bigger fool of yourself" Chojuro mocked.

"F**k off, Chojuro. I... am the third coming... of the demon! I will not... disappoint my predecessors... Zabuza-sensei and my dear brother... Mangetsu!" Suigetsu said as he rose from the ground, his spine being supported with the water from the area around him. Grass dying for him.

"You don't deserve the same surname as Mangetsu-senpai. He was far above you. And you are not worthy of the title 'the Third Coming'" Chojuro scolded.

"You're Mangy-kun's little brother?" Mei asked.

"Yeah, if you mean Mangetsu Hozuki. I don't know a Mangy" Suigetsu replied.

"He was," Mei began, "my lover."

"Really?" Suigetsu asked.

"Yes!" she cried.

"I see" Suigetsu said.

"I became Mizukage as he wanted to become Mizukage before he died" Mei replied.

"Okay, but can I get back to my fight please?" Suigetsu asked.

"Yeah, sure" Mei replied.

And they did so.

Suigetsu made some hand signs and Zabuza and Ameyrui's swords were returned to the scroll.

"I didn't want to have to do this to you, Chojuro. But this battle has gone on long enough. It's time for Samedha!" Sugietsu said as the sword that was once owned by the notorious partner of Itachi Uchiha, Kisame Hoshigaki, appeared in his hands.

"Oh s**t!" Chojuro cursed.

Suigetsu ran at Chojuro and with a swipe of his sword Chojuro's face was almost ripped off and blood was shed everywhere.

Chojuro lay on the ground, blood everywhere.

"Sorry, Chojuro-kun" Suigetsu whispered.

"You might wanna get him to a doctor, guess you can't come with us then" Yuri said to Mei.

"Guess so" she replied and scooped Chojuro up and took him to the village's hospital.

"Didn't know the village had a hospital. We were always to hard for one. Guess it's what happens when you put a woman in charge, 'ey?" Suigetsu joked.

"No" Sasuke replied.

"Aren't you worried about her telling our secret? She knows who I am" Suigetsu asked Sasuke.

"No, something tells me she won't. As a last debt to your brother" Sasuke, "now get back to Shin. I'm releasing the others" Sasuke ordered Sugietsu.

"Yes, sir" Suigetsu responded.

As night fell upon the village hidden in the leaf and Team Neko returned home safely, and to Sasuke's delight, without Mei. A masked man ran across the tops of the village houses.

He jumped down from the Hokage's house and entered.

"You called?" the masked man said in a familiar accent.

His mask was like an ANBU mask but silver, it had no eye holes but sunglasses glass in front of his eyes. There were holes in the shape of tomoes like on Madara's mask but where his mouth is and not eyes and were smaller. He had long brown hair with a ponytail that hang over the back of the strap that held his mask over his face. He wore a black hoodie with no sleeves and baggy trousers with shoes like the ones Akatsuki wear. He wore fingerless gloves and had a sword tied to his back.

"Yes. Another strange animal sighting. And killing. We need you to find and deal with the animal and deal with it. It was seen around the farm" Tsunade told him.

"Yes, lord Hokage" he replied.

"Make sure you don't get killed. You might be young but you're our best secret agent, Chokutō" Tsunade told him.

He nodded and left.

He was met by three other similarly masked men. One of them had a large scroll on his back, another had dreadlocks and the last one was tall.

"Sasuke, why are we doing so much for this god forsaken village?" the one with the scroll whined.

"Because Madara wants to find out about the animals too" the one called Chokutō replied.

"What makes them so strange?" the one with the dreadlocks asked.

"They have ninja powers" Chokutō replied.

"Dang" the one with dreadlocks replied.

"Now, let's go deal with this animal. And maybe we'll find some answers to where they're coming from" Chokutō told them and they jumped to the buildings above and proceeded to run into the night sky, chasing ninja animals.