Me: I have started updating more often… great now people will start expecting it…
Nick: and what's so wrong with that?
Me: I have homework everyday, I have to write chapters for two other stories, and I'm considering badminton… that and I have church, spending time with people…
Nick: oh so your going to be more social this year?
Me: I AM GOING TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN THAN EVERY MONTH!
Nick: antisocial time?
Me: yep! Ok, so here's me from real life to do the disclaimer
TIRL (torch in real life): hey! What's up people of the internet! I am the authoress! I don't own anything at all, and don't you dare sue me!
Me: PARADOXES!
TIRL: heck yeah!
Both girls: roll the film!
Chapter twenty five
Yay for paradoxes!
Torch: for the special twenty-fifth chapter I shall do a one shot for whatever pairing gets the most views! The pairings I will write for are: paixzakuro, ichigoxkish, hungaryxprussia, lithuaniaXbelarus (I already wrote one for this… lol), Fem!chinaXrussia, any pairings from this fiction, lettucexryou, puddingxtaruto, and finally, ahiruxfakir.
Dutch: how did you say that in one breath?
Torch: years of practice!
Dutch: you must teach me…
Torch: later! For now, the first review is from dutchypuppy!
! that whee may be shortened in the story :3 and now i'm gonna die of freakedness because i saw JB's face on a ring and a pair of earrings in my favourite shop... ... DAMMIT IMMORTALITY! Dares: Mint: CONFESS MY SWEAT MINTY-CHAAAAN~ Everyone: 7 minutes in heaven :3 Pudding and Tart: have an EXTREMELY fluffy scene, and make sure it doesn't get censored :3 Truths: Deep Blue: my sweet, sweet BROTHER (i have no clue if i already told ya peeps XD) do you love Minty-chaaaaaaan~? now i only have one more thing to say; I PWNED YAH ALL IN DA FOOD FIGHT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! byewz :3
Torch: mint! Confess right now!
Mint: i-i-…. One second. *turns around and puts voice eliminating headphones on deep blue* listen to this! *plugs the headphones into IPod and presses play* *waits till the song starts* I LOVE DEEP BLUE!
Dutch: hey! That's cheating!
Torch: no, it's resourceful... Good job minto…
Mint: *smiles*
Dutch: but I was hoping for a confession…
Torch: patience, Dutch, all good things come in time
Dutch: since when are you all wise and stuff?
Torch; *shrugs* SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN?
Dutch: is there something wrong with that?
Torch: YOU ARE A FREAKING GENIOUS! Ok! So *Writes something down* *Shows it to Dutch*
Dutch: hmm… we'll need a hostess, and *points* he needs a person.
Torch: *Scribbles something down* *shows Dutch*
Dutch: really? You're really ok with that? *torch nods*
torch: there are no limitations, and that person isn't protected by the contract.
Dutch: are you sure-
Torch: *nods* *smiles evilly* I have to kill someone, I didn't kill anyone last chapter!
Dutch: fine, whatever you say…
Torch: ok! There are seven closets! One hostess will be stationed at each closet. When your seven minutes are up, you will be forced out, we have keys, so let's go! *snaps and the entire cast, (with the exception of all hostesses, torch disappeared though)*
Dutch: ok! So here's where we need to go!
Closet one- Kish and Ichigo (this is in the dark, so use you imagination on their facial expressions!)
Ichigo: ok, who am I in this closet with?
Kish: hey.
Ichigo: oh, its you Kish
Kish: yeah, so, I looked this game up while that girl was writing something…
Ichigo: *gulps*
Kish: *kisses Ichigo*
Closet two- mint and deep blue (can you tell these are in a random order?)
Deep blue: that stupid human girl! Where am I?
Mint: a closet.
Deep blue: ah!
Mint: calm down, this is a game where two people get put in a closet and they do whatever they want to do
Deep blue: oh, *sits down* so what do people normally do?
Mint: uh… *blushes* *thinks: I am so grateful he can't see me* t-they usually, kiss…
Deep blue: *blushes* uh…
Mint: b-but some people just sit in silence, usually when they're with someone they don't like, n-not that I don't like you, I mean- oh I am such an idiot
Deep blue: *chuckles* ok, so lets just sit here for seven minutes I guess.
Mint: yeah, so what do you want to talk about?
Deep blue: uh… lets see, *thinks for a second* oh! I know, what do you think about twilight, I think it's stupid!
Mint: me too! And don't get me started on harry potter!
Room three- torch and blue knight (were you seeing that coming? I bet not, you'll see my reasoning soon)
Blue knight: she better not have put me in a room with the gay guy
Torch: I didn't, so turn on the light and sit down!
Blue knight: *turns on light and sees torch sitting down with a book*
Torch: good, now I can read, sit down.
Blue knight: why are you reading?
Torch: Because I like to read and when there's a minute left I'll kill you
Blue knight: what? Why?
Torch: because this way I can read without your blood getting on my book, now sit down and shut up.
Blue knight: *sits down* do you have a book I can read?
Torch: *hands the first in the shadow children series (Margaret Peterson Haddix, great books)
Blue knight: thanks *starts reading*
Room four- keiichiro and Masaya (no this isn't going to be a crack couple yaoi)
Keiichiro: so, your old girlfriend is dating an alien and you're gay.
Masaya: yes.
Keiichiro: how does that make you feel?
Masaya: I don't really care all that much.
Keiichiro: yet you say you feel strange when you're around them?
Masaya: yeah, it's really weird.
Closet five- lettuce and ryou
Ryou: so you guys escaped Bangkok just fine
Lettuce: yes, it was scary.
Ryou: I'm glad you guys made it back safe, I was kind of worried about you all
Lettuce: I made you worry, *starts saying sorry a million times*
Ryou: *puts finger to lettuce's lips and puts his face inches away from hers* stop apologizing, its fine.
Lettuce: *blushes* *thinks: thank goodness he can't see me!*
Closet six- Pai and Zakuro
Pai: Zakuro, I know you're in here
Zakuro: *silence*
Pai: I'm sorry that I hit you, I really am.
Zakuro: *sighs* it's fine, I'm really not that angry at you, more so I'm angry at Kish for using me as a human shield.
Pai: *Scoots over and hugs Zakuro* nonetheless, I'm sorry
Zakuro; *smiles* its fine Pai *Snuggles into Pai*
Pai: I'm glad *kisses Zakuro's forehead*
Closet seven- pudding and tart
Tart: pudding, are you still upset about what deep blue said?
Pudding: I wasn't upset about what he said, but when he said that I remembered that it was her birthday.
Tart: oh. *moves over next to pudding and kisses her cheek* sorry.
Pudding: *sniffles* *says in a low whisper* I am the worst daughter ever.
Tart: don't cry please, you aren't, some daughters would remember that and just shrug it off, but you didn't.
Pudding: yeah, thanks Taru-taru Na no Da!
Tart: there's my girl!
End of seven minutes
Dutch: in closet one! *opens the closet and inside are Kish and Ichigo making out*
Kish: *pulls away from Ichigo* aw! Seven minutes are up?
Ichigo: *just sits there blushing*
Dutch: wow, go back to the living room. *heads to next room* ok, Layla, kitsune, lets see what's behind door number two! *opens door*
Deep blue: ok, so if torch and voldemort met and they decided to become allies-
Mint: the world would defiantly end. *sees the hostesses* oh, you guys are here!
Dutch: Aw man! We wanted fluff!
Mint: *Stands up* come on, let's go back to the living room, we can continue our discussion later
Dutch: what were you talking about?
Mint: what is scarier; torch and voldemort as allies, or torch with explosives
Dutch: my moneys on explosives. See you later! To door three! *starts walking towards the third room* ok! Livvykitty, invadergir, let's see what's behind door number two! *opens door* what the heck?
Torch: *steps out covered in blood* he got blood on my book… *frowns*
Dutch: uh… *revives blue knight*
Blue knight: I didn't get blood on your book till you killed me!
Torch: head to the living room. *blue knight leaves* ok, door four?
Dutch: yep! *the hostesses head to the next door* ok, so moon, Banira, lets see what's behind door four. And don't ask about torch, she killed blue knight
Moon: got it! *opens door* what the?
Keiichiro: so, you kissed a guy, how did that feel?
Masaya; like any kiss, it felt good
Torch: *singing* he kissed a guy, and he liiiikkeeed it!
Hostesses: *laugh, torch joins in*
Keiichiro: we'll continue our session later. *they leave*
Torch: well that was…
Dutch: fail?
Torch: no, it was more awkward than fail… I guess it was win.
Dutch: yeah, it was. Next one! It's the fifth closet! *they march in single file* *opens the door*
Torch: *looks around* ok, if you didn't see this coming raise you hand. *no one raises their hand* ok, so it's not just me.
Lettuce: *blushing because ryou is inches away from her face* I-I…
Ryou: *looks at the hostesses* oh, they're here… *pulls away and stands up* bye *walks away*
Torch: ooh! He likes you!
Lettuce: I-I… uh…
Torch: just head to the living room, but stop at the bathroom to calm down. Some people have dirty minds. (A/n: don't you dare)
Dutch: to the sixth door!
Torch: yay! Ok, Kokoro! Chips! Open sesame!
Chips: ok! *opens door* wow
Torch: *looks* wow. They fell asleep. Just wow.
Dutch: how will we wake them up?
Torch; *hands Dutch a blow horn*
Dutch: good choice, one two three! *they press the button*
Pai: I'M AWAKE!
Zakuro: *wakes up* what's going on? *Rubs eyes while sitting up*
Torch: you fell asleep. Lame! Maybe pudding and Taruto's closet will prove more entertaining, merry band of hostesses, away! *they march away following torch*
Dutch: you took a photo.
Torch: yep! Ok, fireflame, InsaneWarriorCat, show us the room Da?
Moon: who turned you into Russia?
Torch: *smiles creepily* now open sesame!
Fireflame: there's no doorknob.
Torch: *sighs* *keyboard appears and she types* ok, now tart and pudding will fall out in three two, one!
*tart & pudding fall out on the floor*
Dutch: wow.
Tart: she bumped into me! I swear!
Torch: to the living room, away! *they march behind torch* *they sit on the couch* ok! One sec, what's next *looks at her IPod touch* ah. Crap. One sec! {DISCLAIMER: THE AUTHORESS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DEATHS DUE TO EXCESSIVE FLUFF} ok, now, *brings out keyboard, light encircles her and she disappears, a ray of energy wraps around everyone, changing colors, but not hitting Taruto or pudding then they all disappear and reappear in an empty void of black nothingness*
Dutch: there's a word for this- awesome. Now if only we were floating *everyone starts floating*
Torch: *her voice is coming from seemingly nowhere*don't waste the power! It's limited! Now, keep floating, I need to write something!
Zing: *makes key clicking noises with her mouth*
Torch: SHUT THE HECK UP! Jeez… ok, here we go. *the walls of the void become covered in screens and they all show an empty room*
Livvykitty: what's with the empty room?
Torch: *sighs* patience! *Taruto and pudding appear in the room* now watch, I have to be cupid.
In the screen
Tart: ok, so what is this fluff they were talking about?
Pudding: I don't- look out Na no Da! *a giant pot hits Taruto on the back, knocking him and pudding onto the couch* *screen zooms in on their faces* *their faces are about two inches away*
Pudding: *blushes* I-I…
Tart: *Blushes* *leans in and kisses her*
Pudding:! *blushes harder*
In the void
Kish: *laughs* go Taruto!
Livvykitty: *passes out from the fluff*
Torch: *still a disembodied voice FTW!* and that was your daily dose of vitamin fluff. *they all reappear in the living room, with the exception of pudding and tart* *torch falls on the couch after a second of floating*
Dutch: where are pudding and tart?
Torch: oh, one sec *looks at iPod for a second, sighs, then types something on her keyboard* *tart and pudding appear sitting on beanbag chairs*
Kish: *snickers*
Ichigo: *elbows him*
Tart: what are you laughing about?
Torch: continue time! *mentally says:* they don't know that you know, and if you tell them I swear I'll kill you.
Dutch: truths! Deep Blue: my sweet, sweet BROTHER (I have no clue if I already told ya peeps XD) do you love Minty-chaaaaaaan~?
Torch: ha! I love this! It's awesome!
Deep blue: no clue what you're talking about.
Mint: *looks sad*
Torch: read the next review mint!
Mint: ok, it's from moon!
Moon: Okey dokey. I loved the chapter. :P Of course! Misty: I don't get the point of this. Dominic: -snickers- Moon: Stop being such a downer Misty! Go back to the emo corner. Misty: :/ -walks to corner- Dominic: -holds back laughter.- Moon: Dares! oh and truths i guess. Truths- Nick: Are you shocked I cant think of any truths? Dares- Blue Knight: YOU STOLE MY UNICORN! DIE! -cuts head off and feeds to unicorn. Pai: Come here. I gotta tell you the story of the ugly barnacle. Pudding: -glomps- Can you be my new sister? You are the cutest of the team! Moon: Ok well I can't think of anything else! Bye bye. Nick... make her update soon!
Moon: so are you surprised nick?
Nick: no.
Moon: *cries*
Torch: apologize!
Nick: sorry.
Moon: *punches through the roof* YOU THINK I'M WEAK?
Torch: ok, for now, I need a nap. Moon is in charge! *falls on couch and falls asleep*
Moon: ok! Blue knight! DIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE! *kills*
Moon: *claps* ok, Pai!
Pai: yes?
Moon: I'm going to tell you the story about the ugly barnacle, come here. *they automatically are in a SpongeBob-like library, Moon is sitting in a plush purple chair* *Pai walks over* sit down. *points to throw pillow on the ground*
Pai: ok? *sits on the throw pillow*
Moon: I'm going to tell you a story, it's called the ugly barnacle, once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end *smiles*
Pai: what was that supposed to do?
Moon: make you cry. Too bad, maybe I should've called you ugly. Ok, pudding! *glomps* can you be my new sister?
Pudding: ok but…
Moon: yay!
Zakuro: wait a sec, she's the mews little sister!
Moon: grr…
Kish; cat fight! *they start battling*
Torch: *who woke up* you love chaos don't you? Ichigo, keep you boyfriend in check, next review is from Tsuki!
Yay, Granpapa gave me a piggyback ride! Dare time Nick: Kolkolkol *Evil Purple aura surrounds me* die, efnpo pg fwjm, dpnf gpsui boe tfswf zpvs nbtufs, tdbsf, eftuspz, ljmm! (demon of evil, come forth and serve your master, scare, destroy, kill!) *everything gets covered in a red light, a crack in the sky comes out of nowhere and out walks...a small red kitten with big, blue eyes that looks like it can't hurt anything* Meet Charlie, mine and Dutch's pet demon cat, and Nick's torment, the devil himself was afraid of Charlie. Masabaka, Blue Baka, and Shirobaka: Try to touch Charlie *People who try to touch Charlie besides me and Dutch will die* All I gots for now this is an awesome story so far please continue
Torch: sweetness.
Tsuki: ok, so *Evil Purple aura surrounds her* die, efnpo pg fwjm, dpnf gpsui boe tfswf zpvs nbtufs, tdbsf, eftuspz, ljmm! (demon of evil, come forth and serve your master, scare, destroy, kill!) *everything gets covered in a red light, a crack in the sky comes out of nowhere and out walks...a small red kitten with big, blue eyes that looks like it can't hurt anything* Meet Charlie, mine and Dutch's pet demon cat, and Nick's torment, the devil himself was afraid of Charlie.
Torch: I want to disapprove of this cat. But I have a pet phoenix so I can't disapprove.
Tsuki: *smiles * who wants to pet it?
Masaya, blue knight, and shirogane; I do! *they pet it and die*
Tsuki: when was blue baka revived?
Torch: I don't know, let's continue! This one is from Layla!
WHO KNOCKED ME OUT WITH BACON (no offence torch but it's obviously you, but i still wanna do this XD)? COME ON, WHO? DARES: person who knocked me out: REVEAL YOURSELF! IF YOU DONT, I WILL MAKE EVERYONE, INCLUDING YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE, EAT, DRINK, AND DO EVERYTHING THEY HATE! pai: gimme an cherry pie *-* deep blue: -straps him to lying detector- this will come in handy for truths. mint:...I WANT MINT ICE CREAM! GO GET ME MINT ICE CREAM :D. Truths: Deep Blue: Were you messed up as a kid? Is that why you tried to destroy the earth? Do you like or love mint? Do you like crayons? Am I annoying you? Masaya: were you born on an awkward moment? if you were, YOU MUST TELL! Ichigo: CHEESE! (Felt like saying that for no reason XD) PEACE OUT!
Layla: REVEAL YOURSELF, ONE WHO KNOCKED ME OUT WITH BACON!
Torch: sorry, I hit you.
Layla: I forgive you! Pai! Cherry pie! Now!
Pai: here. Keiichiro baked it.
Layla: yay! *eats pie in one bite* ok, so *straps deep blue to truth detector* ok! Now, mint! Get me mint ice cream!
Mint: why-
Torch: contract.
Mint: fine I'll get you some mint ice cream… *leaves to get ice cream*
Layla: ok, so, Deep Blue: Were you messed up as a kid? Is that why you tried to destroy the earth? Do you like or love mint? Do you like crayons? Am I annoying you? Masaya: were you born on an awkward moment? If you were, YOU MUST TELL! Ichigo: CHEESE! (Felt like saying that for no reason XD)
Deep blue: when I was fourteen my mother killed my father, and then committed suicide, the girl I loved was killed by my brother, whom I killed. Yes I like crayons. Yes it is why I wanted to destroy earth, I was going to make people feel the pain I felt, I like Mint, she's cool, and yes. You are.
Mint: that's a sad story.
Masaya: actually, yes. The doctors found out my father was gay, and so did my mother, and that she was married to him but was in love with his twin brother, but his brother married her however he died before the wedding and no one could bear to tell her so she instead married my father, the room was absolutely silent, my mother didn't even scream when I was born.
Ichigo: what the heck? Why did you say ch-
Torch; I think that's enough back stories for today. Let's continue. Zingfox is next
Tú eres ano pngalo mi revita número 2 orita si ellos no le aprenden se puede busar lo en el YouTube sorry I rant in Spanish when I get angry the translation is " you are a butt hole do my second review now if they don't understand then they can find it on YouTube (word for word ano=butt hole) dares Idioto azul: diján sú amor
Sorry got cut off as I was saying Amór a el mundo si no lo hages yo voy a eplotar a tu carro (translation= confes your love tu the world or I'll explode your car) Masaya: go hug a trex Truths Mint & deep idiot: I have you down for 3:00 this after noon under 'cuples counseling' be on time please Torch: I'm more cupid then you Ps if you really want to know how I became a ninja tell me I'll write and post it
Torch: fine, later, anyways, Masaya. T-rex. Now.
Masaya: yaaaaa! *starts singing the Barney song* AAAAHHHHH! *dies gorily*
Torch: what's a chapter of this without gore? Ok! Zing, if you may
Zing: Mint & deep idiot: I have you down for 3:00 this after noon under 'couples counseling' be on time please Torch: I'm more cupid then you
Mint: w-what?
Deep blue: no way.
Torch: you are not, but fighting with you about these things is like arguing with a brick wall. So, I'll just do this! *keyboard appears and she starts typing like mad* *she gets encircled by light and turns into cupid with giant angel wings* now whose more cupid?
Zing: *goes back to playing cards*
Torch: ok, now. The next review is from kitsuneroyale
That was one very upsetting chapter for Pudding. Poor child. Out of sympathy, I'll give her and Tart a sympathy basket full of candy to share. Dares Deep Blue (Since I can't have the power to kill you, yet...) - Apologise to Pudding for your actions, and you can't back out of this dare! Oh, and CONFESS YOUR LOVE to Minto. If you don't, then in two chapters time, you will regret it. Zakuro and Pai - Get revenge on Kish from the food fight by showing no mercy. Masaya - Lie down on a metal platform, while I strap you in. The doctor will be there in a moment... The Doctor (Me in disguise - oh wait! Am I allowed to dare myself?) - Activate the laser beam that is supposed to kill Masaya. Mint (Since I can't make you die with Deep Blue yet...) - Take Deep Blue with you to a haunted house, and spend one night there. If you see the Maestro and his family members (Michael Jackson's Ghosts much?), watch them dance, especially if it freaks you out to no end. Layla - Throw bacon to the person who knocked you out. Earn back the points that you could've won! Truths Torch - Was the victory party great? Blue Knight - Are you afraid of Torch? May I remind you, whatever you say that is not related to this question, you are under oath. Livvykitty - How did you become a goddess? Tart - Why would you throw Kool-Aid in a food fight? It's like bringing *insert cliched saying here*! I guess that's it for now. *In Engrish* See you again! I'm not giving you anything (Guess where that quote's from)!
Torch: apologize deep blue.
Deep blue: I'm sorry I mentioned your mom.
Kitsune: now, tell minty you love her!
Deep blue: I have no clue what you're talking about.
Kitsune: you are so going to die in two chapters -_-
Torch: let's continue! Zakuro, Pai, go ahead and kill Kish for the food fight, no mercy!
Pai: I can't kill my brother…
Torch: you killed Taruto.
Pai: I wasn't thinking straight, I thought I was doing what was best for my people but I was wrong.
Torch: oh, so you promised not to kill your brothers?
Pai: yep.
Tart: he signed a contract, actually we all did.
Kish: yep.
Torch: did the mews sign it?
Tart: no, why-
Torch: kill Kish Zakuro, someone get her a weapon
Zakuro; I'll use my whip. *smacks Kish in the head, punches him through the roof, grabs his ankle, pulls him down and punches him the face* ok, I'm good.
Torch: ok, so… lets see what's next, ah! Masaya! I forgot! You have to have a life saving-surgery!
Dutch: why would we *torch clamps her hand down over her mouth*
Torch: *under her breath* don't say anything! *normal voice* follow me! *walks into typical surgery room with a metal table in the center* lie down please. *he lies down* ok, so I have to strap you in here ok?
Masaya: ok, I guess. *torch straps him in* the doctor will be here in a minute. *leaves, a minute later Kitsune walks in*
Kitsune: ah, Masaya lets begin the operation. *walks over and turns on the laser, then quickly leaves*
In a special viewing room
*screams ensue as Masaya is slowly killed*
Torch: I can't stand to listen to this. *puts on voice eliminating headphones and turns away*
Dutch: sounds painful.
Kitsune: it should be. Now, mint and deep blue have to go to a haunted house for the night and if you see Maestro (A/n: who the heck is that? It sounds familiar) and his family members you have to watch it, especially if it scares you.
Mint: ok! I'm not scared of ghosts!
Torch: fine, when they eat deep blue's face don't come crying.
Deep blue: my face?
Torch: your face. Your eyes used as ice cubes in their drink.
Deep blue: ice cubes?
Torch: yep. And your long hair turned into a man-purse
Deep blue: *puts hands on head* man purse?
Mint: lets go! *grabs deep blue's cape and walks away*
Deep blue: but I don't want my hair to be turned into a man puuuuurrrsseeeeee! *gets dragged away by mint*
Dutch: they wont really make his hair into a man purse will they?
torch: nah, I just said that to scare the living daylight out of him. Ok, so what's next Kitsune?
Kitsune: Layla. The bacon
Layla: *throws bacon at torch*
Torch: aw come on! I didn't throw raw bacon at you!
Layla: and it hurt all the more.
Torch: just do the stupid truths. *grumbles*
Kitsune: ok, so;
Torch - Was the victory party great? Blue Knight - Are you afraid of Torch? May I remind you, whatever you say that is not related to this question, you are under oath. Livvykitty - How did you become a goddess? Tart - Why would you throw Kool-Aid in a food fight? It's like bringing *insert clichéd saying here*!
Torch: yeah it was. AND I'M MAD AT YOU!
Blue knight: I am- ok, a little bit, but she killed me for asking why he didn't go to the rally! (Spoilers!)
Livvykitty: it's complicated…
Tart: BECAUSE IT WAS FROZEN! AND IN JELLO FORM!
Torch: then how did it melt? AND YOU RUINED MY SHIRT!
Tart: NO I DIDN'T!
Torch: *holds up kool-aid stained shirt* and why was it grape for Pete's sake? I hate grape!
Tart: well ex-
Torch: the next review is from characard!
my bro showed me the ending even though i didnt watch the show ... i never expected mamotte lolipop to hav yuri even if only for one chap -.- soooooooo dares everyone: finish one of the hetalia 10 min chalenges ehehehehe ichigo:write a love letter to kish kish read it and give a reaction Masabaka be a cannibal and eat someone NOONE FROM THE ROOM OR ANY ONES CLOSE FRIENDS tart and pudding eat a pudding tart (lol does that even exist) pai and zakuro watch MY LITTLE PONY XP Deep blue and Mint go swim together everyone look up Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan Opening torch can u beet up someone for me but can i help truths nick how long hav u been a kh fan my bro is one (not OBSSESSIVE though no he is obseeesed with pokemon) ehehehe i only know sora's name and that is it thats all Bai^^
Torch: Wait what? When is there Yuri?
Chara-Chan: time for a ten minute Hetalia challenge
Torch: I choose America doing backflips for ten minutes! *starts watching on IPod* *halfway through starts singing hetalia ending song* hetaaallliiiiiaaaaaa! (A/n: whenever I get a dare like this I look it up and actually watch it on my IPod while I type. I actually finished the challenge, and yes, I did watch America do backflips for ten minutes. Hetalia is awesome.) Ok! I'm done! How did you all fare?
The cast: *Dead* (A/n: just to avoid confusion, because I confuse myself here, and I think you guys are confused, when I say cast, I mean the people from Tokyo mew mew, excluding the authoresses, nick, and zing. Didn't know if you guys were confused, this was just to avoid confusion.)
Torch: weaklings
Dutch: yeah, we still have to revive them though.
Torch: lets revive them all at once, its easier. *the hostesses revive the cast*
Chara-Chan: ok! So Ichigo, here's a pen and paper, you have to write a love letter to Kish!
Ichigo: *blushes* uh…sure. *sits down and starts writing* *gets up and hands the letter to Kish*
Kish: *speed reads* aw! I love you too koneko-chan!
Ichigo: *blushes*
Torch: maybe all of the girls should write love letters, well not including the hostesses.
Dutch: yeah. Maybe, next thing on our list lets see…oh! Masabaka, you have to eat someone who isn't a friend or in the room.
Masaya: then I'll kill… Moe. *leaves to kill moe*
Ichigo: not on my watch!
Kish: here take these *hands dragon swords*
Ichigo: thanks, be right back, I have to go kill a gay tree hugger. *leaves*
Torch: I love this show.
Chara-Chan: now its time for pudding and tart to eat a pudding tart! (A/n; it exists now! Oh, and I figured out what fruits, and I do mean fruits, as in, if they all were fruit, what they would be. Lettuce- lime, mint- blue raspberry, pudding- banana, deep blue- blueberry, Pai- grape, Tart- coconut, kish- watermelon, Masaya- durian {cause no one eats that crap!} Blue knight- grapefruit. Don't ask me why. Ryou- lemon, keiichiro- tutti frutti, moe & miwa- cherries, I may figure out the hostesses later)
Tart: that sounds strangely delicious,
Pudding: yeah Na no Da! *they sit down and eat*
Torch: they are so perfect for each other.
Chara-Chan: yeah. Pai and Zakuro! Watch my little pony! *they disappear*
Zakuro: NOOOOOOOO! It BUUUUURRRNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!
Pai: KILL ME NOOOOWW!
Torch: funny. Mint and deep- crap they're still at the house. One sec. *starts typing on her magical keyboard* ok, they're here in three, two, one *they appear*
Deep blue: never again.
Torch: wow. Anyways, here's something calmer, you guys get to go swimming!
Mint: that sounds like fun!
Deep blue: I will never get to stop being forced into stuff like this… *gets dragged away by mint, who was grabbing his hand*
Torch: authoresses, come with me. Everyone else, stay here and eat lunch. *the authoresses leave and the cast starts eating lunch*
Ichigo: *walks in covered in blood* oh hey, here's your swords Kish, what's for lunch?
With the authoresses
Dutch: why-
Torch: magic keyboard time! *types and they go into the empty void, then the screen shows mint and deep blue at the beach* now, I hate to mess their lives up, but this is mandatory for a good story. *types*
On the screen
Mint: hey, aren't you going to swim?
Deep blue: they forced me to come, no way.
Mint: fine, but I'm going to try surfing. *starts surfing but falls of her board*
Deep blue: mint? Mint! *runs to the shore and dives in* *a few minutes later emerges carrying mint bridal style* mint? Are you okay? * sets her down and starts shaking her to try to wake her up* mint? Mint! Are you okay?
Mint: *starts coughing and sits up*
Deep blue: oh thank goodness, *hugs her* I thought you were dead!
Mint: I'm fine, I really am. *hugs him back* I'm fine.
Back in the void
Torch: they are such an awesome couple.
Dutch: yeah! Ok, let's go. *they go back to the room* ok, so what's next?
Chara-Chan: look up the theme song!
Torch: *looks it up* I've heard this song before. Wow…. The lyrics and the show looks like, its just. Wow. It sounds scary and cool. She's a killer, yet all innocent. I love it!
Chara-Chan: *giggles* I know.
Torch: and I accept! Ok, truths time.
Chara-Chan: nick how long have u been a kh fan my bro is one (not OBSSESSIVE though no he is obsessed with Pokémon) ehehehe i only know sora's name and that is it
Nick: a long time.
Torch: yeah, *keeps watching Smosh* ok, next review is new; it's from a new person! It's *keeps watching smosh* oh my gosh! Food battle 2011 is tomorrow! Anyways, its from a new person, Nilla Mew Mew!
OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO FRIGGIN AWESOME! I want to be a part of it pwetty pwease! *puppy dog eyes* I skipped from chapter 17 to 24 because I was impatient, but I will read what I missed later. OK, here is a bit about me: I have chin length wavy brown hair, dark (almost black) brown eyes, I am 5'4'' and a half or something, I weigh around 130lbs, and my favorite color is blue, purple, and pink. Yes that is three colors. I'm am totally crazy, insane crazy, mad hatter crazy. And I never get bored, that's the whole point of this TOD is to prevent the world from crumbling into non-existence from my boredom. I am a Kishigo fan, and Taruto/Pudding fan, Pai/Zakuro fan, and occasionally I'm a Aoyama/Ichigo fan (stupid tree-hugging freak has to be so romantic and sweet, that probably comes from being gay), and a Shirogane/Lettuce fan. I'm also a Dramione fan! I love Twilight but I like to make fun of it as well. I'm part of the "Die Justin Bieber Die" club. Oh yeah, and I'm wearing black jeans, white flip-flops, and a blue shirt that says "Ninja Saurus" and has a cute t-rex with a karate belt on it. Oh, and that brings me to my next thingy, I'm a trained ninja, and a werewolf, and my werewolf name is midnight. I am hopelessly in love with my best friend's brother Brandon, even though I just know he doesn't love me back *sigh*. DARES! YAY! Ichigo: I think it's waited long enough, announce you are pregnant with Kisshu's kid. Kisshu: I love you, but you must die from the shock of coming father-hood. Nick: Make out with Amy. Amy: You will like it when Nick makes out with you. Zing: Battle between you and me, to see who's the better ninja. TRUTHS! OMG! Pai and Zakuro: OK, so Ichigo and Kisshu are having a kid, how long 'til you decide to have one? This was a long review! I love you, kittens!
Torch: I know how you feel, when the show first starts, you can't help it, but afterwards you see the light. And HECK YEAH! *teleports Nilla in*
Nilla: where the heck tutu pizza piano ice cream soda shop?
Torch: welcome to my show! And you deserve ice cream for saying every pairing I love. *hands ice cream* and I'm going to call you Nilla!
Nilla: sure. And yum! *starts eating* ok, so the first dare goes to Ichigo, I think we've waited long enough, announce that you are pregnant with Kish's kid!
Ichigo: wait a sec, what makes you think that? *blushes*
Nilla: she *points to torch* didn't update for a month, what happened in that time I wonder…
Ichigo: wait a sec!
Torch: everyone else agrees.
Ichigo: no they-
Zakuro: we all do.
Pudding: is Ichigo going to be a mom?
Lettuce: just tell us Ichigo
Mint: yeah!
Ichigo: you guys too?
Dutch: just tell everyone and get it over with
Livvykitty: it's not a shame!
Ichigo: eh… *looks shocked*
*door bursts open*
Torch: ah, it looks like things are about to get fun!
*ichigo's dad walks in carrying a baseball bat*
Ichigo's dad: ok! Who's the *insert curse word here* that got my little girl pregnant?
Ichigo: DAD! *blushes*
Nilla: so it's true!
Zakuro: *singsong voice* naughty naughty!
Ichigo: alright it's true!
Kish: I'm going to be a daddy? Yay! *hugs Ichigo while smiling*
Tart: I thought that would be his reaction
Ichigo: put me down Kish!
Kish: AW! *puts Ichigo back on the floor* (yes, he's taller than her) *pouts*
Torch: you thinking what I'm thinking?
All the girls: BABY SHOWER!
Torch: yeah!
Kish: *talking to Ichigo* we should get married, so you can have a bridal shower and baby shower on the same day!
Ichigo: s-sure.
Kish: yay!
Dutch: torch! Did you hear that?
Torch: no one else was talking, we all heard them.
Ichigo: *blushes* I-I…
Torch: and who remembers the conversation from a few chapters ago?
Ichigo: what are you talking about?
Torch: I was hoping you would say that! *keyboard appears* *types* here we go! *they go into the void (which now will be known as the viewing room)* here's the excerpt
[Chapter 6(7), right before the end.]
Ichigo: if you marry Tart, I marry Kish, and Zakuro marries Pai, we would be like sisters-in-law!
Pai, Kish, and Tart: WHAT?
Torch: this is hilarious! I can't wait till the weddings! Oh! Maybe mint and lettuce should find their true loves so we can have the very first ten people wedding!
Zakuro: I don't think that's a good idea,
Torch: well then maybe we can do them all on the same week! With a split in the middle!
Ichigo: that's not a good idea either!
The three aliens: Do we get a say in this?
The girls: NO!
Dutch: well maybe they should all be in the same year?
Torch: do you think they'd let us be their wedding planners?
Livvykitty: I don't know, but eight wedding planners?
Torch: why not?
Kokoro ikatashi: that sounds fun!
MoonlightMew513: I hope they let us!
Chara-Chan: who else would be the wedding planner?
MewmewBanira: most people only have one or two wedding planners, but eight sounds like it would be interesting!
Tsuki: but if we didn't work together, it could end in disaster.
Torch: good points all around, I guess that we would have to have daily meetings, have things assigned to us each day, and work as a team!
The other authoresses: YEAH!
Ichigo: curses.
Torch: and everyone read it.
Zakuro; I'm fine with that.
Torch: HOSTESSES ASSEMBLE! *The hostesses all go to the same general area and strike a pose with torch in the center*
Hostesses: we're planning your weddings whether you like it or not!
Pai: and we have no choice.
Torch: yep! Ok, uh… the next one may get you killed nilla.
Nilla: nick ain't got nothing on me!
Torch; I was talking about Amy
Nilla: whatever. Nick, make out with Amy!
Nick: NO WAY!
Torch: *snaps, and a cloud of smoke surrounds them then goes away and their tied together and kissing*
Nilla: Amy, you will like it.
Torch: *snaps again and the ropes disappear and they fall on their butts* Amy has a new BF, so she can't make out with nick.
Nick: I WILL FREKIN *dies from poison*
Torch: ok, this is getting too long (sixteen pages. Don't complain about the lateness of this chapter please, I'M TALKING TO YOU NICK!) Zing, fight nilla, preferably not in my living room, how about the flooded basement?
Zing: *nods*
Tsuki: That thing is still flooded?
Torch: yeah, I know right? I'll unflood it soon. To the basement! *they walk down, the living room furniture is floating in the water*
Zing: *they fight for three hours*
Torch: *wakes up* how long does this take?
Zing: about five hours?
Torch: it's a draw for now! I need to stop this before it reaches seventeen pages!
Zing: you just broke the fourth wall. And fine
Nilla: ok! The truths! Pai and Zakuro: OK, so Ichigo and Kisshu are having a kid, how long 'til you decide to have one?
both: *both are blushing like crazy* what?
Torch: unfortunately, I don't have time to learn what they were going to say. Too bad, anyways, see you later!
Me: ok, so remember to vote on which pairing gets the one-shot, and also, I have a challenge, just for fun, if any of you are good at drawing, draw either the closet scenes and what was in each one, what you think the hostesses poses looked like, or what the ninja fight was like, any one! I'm curious as to what you guys will come up with
Nick: no one will do that.
Me: AND WE WILL PROVE YOU WRONG AGAIN! Also, I wrote the last bit of this while I was sick. Enjoy your update people! Bye bye!