A/N: Wow, it's been a looooong three weeks, has it not? I am so sorry I made you all wait this long. Thank you for coming back to me and Peeper and thank you for all of you who sent positive messages during NaNo! I made it to just over 50K in 28 days and I couldn't be more proud of myself. I'm also really proud of my girls SuperstarNanna, vampireisthenewblack, fragilehuman, and all the rest of the NaNoFFers!

Disclaimer: I own nothing except a dirty mind that I shan't waste a drop of!

This chapter is dedicated to my friend Stace. I'm sorry I gloated about our 80 degree weather this week. I hope this warms you up!

Part 25

"Your turn" he says with a wicked grin.

Edward roughly grabs at my shoulders, his long fingers at the top near my collarbone and his thumb drifting down. My heart is hammering in my chest and I can still taste him on my tongue. He pushes me and I yelp as my back and ass hit the icy wall behind me. Lowering his hand, he brushes his thumbs across my nipples then cups my breasts and rolls my nipples between his thumbs and forefingers and I arch my back and moan. Wow, apparently I make porn star noises when I'm really turned on, that's new.

The sound echoes softly in the steamy marble room and I can only hear my noises and the shower as he lowers his head to one of my now very hard nipples and mouths them.

His tongue pushes against my nipple and he drags the soft skin between his teeth and grazes them against it pulling a wanton whimper from my throat and I bite my lower lip to try to hold it in. My hands grip into his wet hair and my head smacks against the wall. I grimace at the pain but then pleasure pushes forward as his hand trails down my side, across my hip and then against my heated skin at the apex of my thighs.

Somehow he manages to hit me in just the right spot even with his limited knowledge and my hips buck toward his hand. I have to remind myself to open my eyes as they keep fluttering closed as he creates tension throughout my body. When I look into his eyes, these dark, green pools, my mind returns to his words- brilliant, beautiful Bella. I lean up to kiss him and take his bottom lip between mine. A beautiful hum emanates from his chest and I want to do bad things to him over and over so he'll keep it up.

My feet start to slip as my body melts into his. My legs go weak with the way he keeps touching me. I grab onto his biceps and he grips my waist to keep myself from slipping further.

"You okay?" he whispers against my neck.

"Mm-hmm." Eloquent, I know.

He pulls back a bit.

"Don't stop. Please." I beg and yank at his arms back toward me.

He moves me slightly so I can lean into the corner of the shower and pulls one of my legs up to put my foot on the ledge of the wall. I grin up at him and he winks then leans forward again and kisses me. God that wink! I think he could get away with just about anything right now.

Edward pushes his tongue against my teeth and I can't help but smile against his mouth. He sucks on my bottom lip and rubs the heel of his hand into my clit. My hips thrust again and again without my control. He pushes a finger into me and I groan and my eyes roll back. He thrusts in and out a few times before pushing in another finger all while he kisses along my jaw and neck moving slowly down. My body is heated inside and out and there is a buzzing in my ears from my blood pumping erratically and the sound of the shower.

The rhythmic movement of his hand against my clit and fingers pushing into me are setting a pace for my hips and I start to feel even hotter than what the water and steam has made me. I'm still gripping onto his shoulders when he pushes a third finger inside me and curls them forward hitting the nerves inside just right and my legs give out as I grunt a slow "fuck me." I can't help it as my feet slip again, Edward tries to grab me, but I'm too wet. One hand is obviously busy so he tries but fails to wrap his hand around my waist. He yelps as he tips backward toward the outside of the shower with me clamoring on top of him.

With a loud thud and an even louder "Fuck!" I find myself lying on top of a dripping wet, very naked Edward, who has so chivalrously broken my fall, on the bathroom floor entangled in the shower curtain.

"Ow." he groans and moves my knee from his groin.

We look at each other and then burst into laughter, his chest vibrating against mine as we try to sit up. As we move, the shower curtain crinkles against our skin and his hand slips against the tile and we flop back down. We start laughing even harder since it seems we are trapped lying naked on the floor wrapped in plastic and cloth.

"We don't have to get up," I say in a not-at-all sexy voice and he leans forward cupping my face and kisses me hard.

"I can't think of anyone I'd rather have neck-breaking cunnilingus with, Miss Swan." He winks again and I sigh. Yes, sigh. Don't judge me.

"You are such a sweet talker." I lean forward with my hands on either side of his face and kiss him as my wet hair flops down onto his forehead. One of his hands pushes into my hair to keep it out of his face and the other encircles my waist.

Before I realize it, he's rolling us over and I'm now lying beneath my beautiful boy with the gorgeous eyes. He looks very proud of himself and I can't help but saying, "Well done" with a deep kiss.

I pull my legs up and wrap them around his waist as he presses his hips into mine and moves the hand from my waist up to my breast. He pulls and tugs at my nipple and I push my hips against him and groan. His lips find their way from mine down my jaw and neck and across my collarbone. He pulls the other nipple into his mouth and does that delicious teeth grazing thing again and I want to attach him to me permanently.

"Shit, Edward. More," I grunt huskily, demanding everything he has to give me.

His mouth trails open kisses down my stomach while he is still teasing my nipple with one hand. I lift my head up when I feel his mouth leave my heated, wet skin. He drops his head between my legs and then I feel the sweet pleasure of his tongue flicking at my clit and I drop my head and groan.

"Oh sweet Jesus."

The length of his tongue swipes up and down my slit and the tip dips into me just a fraction then goes back to flicking my clit. God it feels amazing. He pushes his fingers back into me as he sucks and nips and it feels like he is everywhere and all over me. He may be a novice but the boy is a natural.

I feel it building, this delicious feeling from the deepest part of my stomach. It swirls and tightens with each twist of his fingers inside me or each swipe of his tongue against my nerves. My hips are rocking in time pushing him into just the right spots and I know I'm going to cum hard.

"More, please, more. Fuck! Fuck!" I'm chanting at him like a god-damned cheerleader. If he keeps doing this, I'll go get some fucking pom-poms.

I grip his hair and pull, trying to keep him attached to my body. He growls as I tug hard and he moves his fingers from inside me and I feel his tongue push in. Over and over, he tongue-fucks me and it is beyond fantastic. I have the urge to wrap my legs around his head and never let him go. I feel the heat radiating from my body even though I can feel the cold tile on my back through the fabric of the curtain.

I can't even bring my head up to look at him as he rubs my clit with his now free hand and within seconds I'm screaming and yelling obscenities like a drunk sailor falling off of a dock.

My body clenches tight then releases like a snapped rubber band and I let out a long breathy groan from deep in my lungs. I take a deep breath in through my nose and smell the steam and soap and Edward. He looks up at me from between my legs and he looks so proud, I feel like I should get the guy a fucking gold star. I'm about to tell him just that when I hear the door.

"Bella, are you okay, did you try to chew gum in the show- Ah hells."

Emmett opens the door then promptly closes it with a slam.

"Fucking hell, just fucking great. Rose, where's the fucking bleach?" we hear him scream as he heads down the hall.

I know my eyes are bugging out of my head, but the look on Edward's face is priceless. You'd think he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar... well, the pussy jar. I can't help the laughter that bubbles up and rips from my chest. I can't stop laughing and soon Edward joins me.

"This went well, yes?" I ask after I've calmed a bit. We both sit up staring at each other giggling.

He pulls two towels from the rack above us and says, "Excellent job. The French judge is tough, but he gave your Swan dive an 8.5."

I lean up and kiss him hard on the mouth, my tongue mingling with his and tasting myself on his lips. Salty and warm.

"Fucking snooty twat. I'll show her. I bet I can do a triple Lutz with no clothes on and one hand behind my back." I wink at him, but I'm sure it doesn't have the same effect his wink does on my groin.

"What will the other hand be doing?" he grins.

"Hopefully it will be wrapped around your cock, Mr. Cullen," I say with a smirk as I rub my hand across his dick.

We wrap the towels around us and I grab my now wet clothes to head back to his room. We can hear loud music coming from Emmett's room. I throw some pajama pants on and grab one of Edward's t-shirts off the bed. I look over at Edward as he's doing up his pants.

"Is this going to be a problem?" I say concerned that I've managed to cross some brotherly code taboo. Are there rules about getting eaten out on the floor of a bathroom in your boyfriend's parent's house? What about the fact that my boyfriend's brother just saw me completely nude with said boyfriend between my legs? Will Rose be mad that her boyfriend has seen my tits? Of course not, her tits are magnificent.

Edward pulls a shirt out of his drawer, but comes over to me and wraps me up in a tight hug that physically and mentally calms me. I burrow my face into his chest breathing in his warm, safe scent. "No, Bel. I'm sorry he saw you naked, but seriously… this was the best fucking payback ever."

I pull my head back and look at him confused. "Payback for what?"

"Let's just say there was an incident last summer when Rose and Emmett had the misfortune of trying to use vapo-rub as a lube."

"Oh dear god!" I gasp in shock. "Why the fuck would someone with half a brain do that?"

"Yeah well, apparently Rose didn't know he was gonna do it until it was too late. I was home at the time and heard the screaming coming from our game room down in the basement. I ran into the room thinking one of them was being murdered. I think Emmett wishes he had been."

"Poor Rose." I cringe. Me and my vagina cringe.

"Yeah, she was pissed like you can't imagine. I had to google what to do for her. Not only did she have to go sit in a cold bath for like four hours, but she was forced to realize right then that she was dating one of the dumbest humans on the planet."

I start laughing again.

"Emmett wasn't too pleased either though. He had to go six weeks without sex and I had to hear about how menthol is not good for the penis." He shakes his finger at me.

"Duly noted, sir." I nod seriously.

"There is just something very, very wrong about not only seeing your brother naked, but also having to ask him if his urethra feels swollen. This awkward moment was delightfully compounded by Rose screaming about her pussy falling off and how she was going to cram a cactus into Emmett's swollen urethra. Good times," he says, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "He can fucking suck it. Lucky bastard got to see your perfect tits and he gets to have sex with Northwestern Bitch Barbie."

I flop down on the bed and he falls on top of me. "Tell me how you really feel, baby," I coo, brushing the hair out of his eyes.

We both startle when there is a monster-like banging on the door.

"It's open, fuck-nut," Edward yells and Emmett walks in with his eyes covered.

"Everyone decent, you dirty little monkeys?"

"Yes, Emmett." I roll my eyes.

Edward chucks a pencil from his night stand at Emmett's head and asks, "What do you need, dear brother?"

"Two things." He holds up three fingers then corrects himself. "Two."

We both just stare, trying not to laugh at the man-child.

"One. That was not cool. At. All." He points to me then, Edward. "No, that's a lie. Bella, you have nice tits." He smirks at me.

"Emmett!" Edward yells.

"Two!" He puts up two fingers like a toddler. "You better go fix that god-damned bathroom! I am not above ratting your ass out," he points at Edward and shakes his finger in mock anger, "and telling mom that you broke her beautiful seascape-themed bathroom orally molesting the pretty, invalid girl next door that you were supposedly nursing back to health. Oh and by the way, I ate your pizza."

"Fuck you, Emmett," we both say in unison and throw the pillows from the bed at him as he retreats with a foolish grin on his face.

I lay back down and Edward looks at me from above leaning on his elbow. "So Miss Swan, how about attempting that double Lutz?"

Over the next two days, I learn how to multiple Lutz. And it's fucking awesome.

E/N- So who else enjoys multiple Lutz's? I do enjoy The Lutz ;) I hear our dear KL is looking for a girl who can laugh, takes care of herself, loves dogs, and throws a football. It's like he's describing me!

I'd like to thank the Super Betas- SuperstarNanna, EdwardsEternal, and Ssarrahh1. They kickass!

Thank you again for all your support. I promise the last few chapters won't be so spread out. We are looking at it wrapping up here in the near future. Not like tomorrow, but soon.

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