I'm thinking about finishing the story chapter fifty? Idrk at this point lol.
I wrote this instead of studying for chemistry lmao. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: same as the last one.
Spooky scary skeletons: but what if
Spooky scary skeletons: Sherlock an Jon gommarried
Smarter than you: ?
Wouldiwas: I'm sorry guys he's drunk
Spooky scary skeletons: thryreso inlovr wat the fuck
Spooky scary skeletons: John nd sherlick pronably have frelings for eacj other you guys
Perseaus: Nico you're wasted
Spooky scary skeletons: I wastedthrree yesrshsving a crush on you percyy
Perseaus: wow thanks
Smarter than you: wow ok
Wouldiwas: Thalia and Nico and I are at the bar and theyre gonna go sing karaoke
Wouldiwas: fUCK NICOS WASTED BUT HE STILL HAS A VOICE OF AN ANGEL SOMEONE HELP NICO JUST BROKE ME
[Wouldiwas sent a video]
Smarter than you: ok I gotta admit Thals and Nico sound good
Perseaus: wE SHOULD START A BAND
Perseaus: Nico and Thalia can sing and play guitar and Anna plays the piano and Will plays the drums
Perseaus: and I play
Perseaus: the kAZOO
Smarter than you: babe are you drunk too
Perseaus: only drunk on my love for you sweetheart
Perseaus: but seriously I'm not gonna drink alcohol until I'm 35 with my doctor's and my mom's permissions
[Beauty and Grace is online]
Beauty and Grace: reyna is so prettyyyyyyy
Spooky scary skeletons: no sht up shes my sister
Wouldiwas: Nico stop calling Reyna you're sister when she's more like your mother
Spooky scary skeletons: shut up sumdhine I never assed you
Beauty and Grace: Reyna is a queen UwU
Wouldiwas: No one assed me because I'm asexual
Beauty and Grace: assed means botox lol
Spooky scary skeletons: I just guesed itmeant sexed lol
Spooky scary skeletons: buthat was a typo sunshine boy
Wouldiwas: all of your messages are giant typos when you're drunk, Nico
Smarter than you: Thats it I'm picking all you drunk dumbasses up
Wouldiwas: please do
[Beauty And Grace changed their username to: Reyna stan UwU]
Reyna stan UwU: queen
Perseaus: oh my gods this entire group chat is a mess right now
Smarter than you: Percy you're gonna help me pick them up
Perseaus: nO
Perseaus: last time I tried picking up a drunk Nico he called some skeletons on me and I had to fight them in front of fucking mortals
Perseaus: it was a mess
Smarter than you: babe please
Smarter than you: I love you ❤️
Perseaus: fine
Perseaus: how do you manage to convince me to do random crap simply by telling me you love me
Perseaus: are you sure you don't use charmspeak
Smarter than you: charmspeak is for Aphrodite kids, babe
Reyna Stan UwU: aRE YO SURE YOURE NOT AN APJRODOTE KID
Wouldiwas: apjrodote
[Perseaus changed the group chat name to: Children of Apjrodote]
Spooky scary skeletons: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiill wen are we gonna mary
Wouldiwas: we didn't choose a date yet, babe
Spooky scary skeletons: I wanna marry you nooooooooooow
Wouldiwas: as flattered as I am right now, I'd rather have us being sober during the ceremony
Perseaus: babe u ready
Smarter than you: as ready as I'll ever be
Smarter than you: waiting in the car
Perseaus: Give me a sec I'll be right there
Reyna stan uwu: REYNAAAAAAAAAA
Smarter than you: ok Wouldiwas we're on our way
Perseaus: gods this is gonna be a mess