I almost forgot about putting this chapter up.. ive been so lost lately its unbelievable! being sick isnt helping either.. i blame summer school forcing me to be around hundreds of germy beings! no im not a germaphobe or anything related.. just prefer the comforts of home with a laptop in hand XD i like this chapter... makes me chuckle :) new characters! though i suppose the title gave that away first -shrugs- mayeb ill just throw some crazy title totally unrelated one day... hmm welll... 25.. thats about half way through give or take a chapter or soo.. the ending is still undecided so further on you should give me some insights on what you think or some ending ideas :) so far the endign is very... bleak lol ENJOY :)
well anyways I suppsoe I'll remind people...
Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto series, the characters, settings or plot similarities.
Claimer: I do however own Kawako, and Hotaru.

"You'll be travelling with us now." He stuffs noodles in his own mouth. He really was addicted to these now as well. Bloody Naruto, hes cause a ramen addiction to spread across the ninja world. I chocked don my food.

"What?"

"Yeah, we figured, your just getting kidnapped and beaten up anyway, we might as well give you a break from it. hmm."

"I don't know whether that's good or bad really..." I giggled. "Thanks.. but... I don't want to endanger you guys. Konoha is probably out searching, I don't want to get you guys in more danger then you are."

Deidara gave me a blank stare.

"No.. Your going to stay with us and train. You could possibly jo-"

A metal tail hit Deidara over the head. I smiled at them both.

"You guys truly are amazing."

"We know."

I rolled my eyes and ate the rest of my food in quiet. After me and Deidara finished they got up.

"We have a quick mission to take care of. We will be back Late tonight."

I nodded and they were off.

With Sasori and Deidara gone I decided walk around. I felt stiff. Plus I had no idea where I was. I got up and stretched, it hurt but it felt so amazing. I picked a direction and started walking, it was all forest as far as I could see. So I decided to climb up a tree to get a bird's eye view. I looked around, It was more forest, I could see a village up ahead and a mountain off in the distance. I knew the mountain North-west of me was by the Village hidden in the clouds. So that means I was just outside there borders to the Land of Lightning, not very far from my route I was taking home. I jumped down and went to look for a river, I desperately needed a shower. Waaait, I remember Sasori mention a town it must be the one I saw just up in the distance. I went on a search. After a while I found a path and began to follow it.

2 hours have passed until I found the small insignificant town. BUT It did have a hot spring I was hoping for! I was in luck. A huge smile was on my masked face. I had some money in my pants stashed in case I lost my backpack. Which I did. I went in the hot springs which was pretty much on the end of town, paid and almost ran to the spring. I stepped in. It was heaven. No it was BETTER then heaven. I melted in the water and sighed.

"Ooooh, maaah gooood!"

I melted farther in the water, trying to soak up every second of it. I went under, rinsing my hair through the boiling water, washing everything out of my mind. Over an hour has probably passed, and the heat began to make me dizzy so I decided it was time to leave. I dried off and got dressed and walked out of the hot springs. Walking down the streets, enjoying the time out. Looking at stands, shops, watching people. It was amazing. Walking back through town I saw two familiar cloaks. But they were very tall.. and had white not blond hair. I couldn't recall who they were. But as they walked by I just stared at them in amazement. I looked them in the eyes, they had such pretty eyes. The white haired guy had deep redish purple eyes, while the other had black eyes with pure green and no pupils. Tallest one with the mask, side glanced at me, but paid no more mind. The other with the very toned chest on other hand...

"What the hell are you looking at bitch?"

I raised an eyebrow at him.

"Don't give me that fucking look."

He had turned to face me now, a hand on his scythe and a hand on his hip. He looked pissed.

"Hidan. Shut up."

"Stop fucking telling me to shut up!"

"Then stop talking."

"Woooow.." Is all I could say. The fact I said anything is stupid... but really. Who is shocked by now? Exactly.

"What the fuck did you say?"

"I said wow."

"What the hell for?"

"Well actually.." I took a more comfortable standing position. "One, because of your amazing swearing problem.. Two because you guys have amazing eyes... Three.. Cause your hot for a guy with white hair..."

The other guy by now was facing me, giving me a strange look. The white haired man, which I now know is Hidan was just giving me this really fucked up look. I'm sick of being a talking eggplant to these Akatsuki jerks...

"You're fucked..." Is all he said.

I raised my eyebrow once again.

"Hidan, let's go we've wasted enough time because of you."

"Oh shut up you cocksucker!"

The masked man began to walk away.

"Oi! Can't I just sacrifice this bitch first?"

"Let's go!"

"Sacrifice?" I chirped in to ask.

"Yeah to Jashin-sama."

"Who's that?"

I heard the green eyed man sigh in annoyance.

"Jashin-sama is my god. I sacrifice for him so I can stay immortal!" He grabs the pendant around his neck and shoves it in my face.

"How many times do you sacrifice people?"

"Whenever I can. If I go past a 2 weeks I lose my immortality."

"As horrible as that is. That is amazing!"

"How is feeling the ecstasy of your victims agony during there last hours horrible?"

"Well.. If you put it that way it's not, but if somebody has a conscious then they would feel guilty for just taking lives."

"Tsh. Fucking pussys."

"Do you HAVE to slaughter people to believe in Jashin-sama?"

He stood there, thinking for a moment. I really couldn't believe we were just sitting here talking.. Well, with my life so far, I'm not very surprised more surprised his friend hasn't killed me so he can leave.

"Well.. I guess not. But you'd have to do a lot of forgiveness prayers for not upholding his wish for death."

"So I could join in this belief of Jashinism and then only do a ceremony when I do have to kill somebody?"

I have no idea why I was doing this... It was really cool having a god who actually gives you immortality. And the fact I have never met another Jashinist? Plus.. if I could do this.. I could be immortal. That would be AMAZING! My eyes began to lit up thinking of being able to do anything not having to worry about dying.

"Yeah. But you fucking suck."

"That's fine. How do I sign up?"

He just stared at me in total disbelief. Even the other man turned to stare at me.

"That will be 100 ryo."

"What?"

"Tsh. Shut the fuck up Kakuzu. The girl doesn't need to pay to be a believer!"

"She is a waste of my time if she has no money to support this distraction."

"Whatever you money loving prick. You. Whats your name?"

"Kawako."

"Well, Kawako follow me."

And you guessed it. I followed him out of town to some open space in the forest. Knowing me he'd probably just sacrifice me. But I went and he cut his hand open, the blood splashed in a somewhat design thing. He used his foot to spread it to form the symbol on his pendant.

He laid down on his back over the drawing. He handed up his scythe. I stared at him totally lost.

"Don't be a idiot. Take it." I did as he said. "Now repeat after me."

I nodded.

"I Kawako...What's your last name."

"I don't have one."

"Huh.. Why?"

"I'm adopted."

"Huh. Kay Whatever. Repeat after me. I Kawako, dedicate my life and soul to Jashin-sama."

"I Kawako, dedicate my life and soul to Jashin-sama."

"I will sacrifice myself to bring the desires to the all mighty himself."

"I will sacrifice myself to bring the desires to the all mighty himself."

"I will bring death and destruction where I can, and be punished if I fail."

"I will bring death and destruction where I can, and be punished if I fail."

"Oh, Jashin-sama please accept my fellowship and watch over my wicked heart."

"Oh Jashin-sama please accept my fellowship and watch over my wicked heart."

"Now stab me with the scythe."

"What?"

"Stab me right the fuck here!" He pointed to his chest.

I looked at him like he was crazy. "What about your cloak?"

"Good thinking!" He took the arms off and pulled it over his waist so he was bare chested. I bit my lip. "Now put the scythe through my chest dammit!"

I heisted but I did it. I brought it up and spun it above my head then brought it down full force into the man. A loud scream came from the man.

"Fuck girl. You have a swing on you. Ow. Dammit. That hurts. Kay Now repeat after me again."

He shifted a bit. "With this sacrifice, I show you lord Jashin-sama, that I will dedicate to your religion and forever follow the rules of Jashinism."

"With this sacrifice, I show you lord Jashin-sama, that I will dedicate to your religion and forever follow the rules of Jashinism."

"Now stand there and bow. Praying for forgiveness for past failures and praise for past kills."

I nodded and did what he asked. I stood there for I swear it was 30 minutes. I could feel the chill of the night air come around. I heard paper rustling from Kakuzu, being very annoyed with me making Hidan do this ritual shit... Poor guy.

"Alright." He pulled the scythe out of his chest, grunting then stood up. "Here you go." He pulled a pendant out of a pocket inside of his cloak. "I always have a spare or two when I travel."

I smiled at him and took it, putting it around my neck.

"Holy fuck? You're from Konoha?"

This perked up Kakuzu's attention. I looked up at him, quite afraid of him right about now.

"Hey Kakuzu, you think we hit the jackpot and had the Jinchuuriki come to us?"

"I don't know Hidan."

"Wait wait wait!" I backed up slightly.

"That's not me... If I was I wouldn't have been stupid enough to walk up to an Akatsuki member!"

"You're probably lying so I don't sacrifice you!"

"No. I'm not. I wish I was, then I wouldn't have to see him be hunted down like some game..."

"Tsh. His fucking fault."

"The hell it is asshole!"

This caused him to be taken aback.

"It wasn't his fucking fault. But it's your fucking fault he is out risking his life to get stronger to save his village from you assholes!"

"You're getting awfully fucking mouthy girl."

"It's my nature."

"Spiteful child." The green eyed man finally spoke up. "Let's go Hidan. We've wasted enough time."

"Tsh." He looked at my pendant around my neck. He smirked. "Next time I see you you better have made a sacrifice."

I smiled at him. Yeah mood swings I know. I nodded.

"Cya kid." He waved as the two began to walk away.

I looked up to see the sky was dark. Shit I hope They didn't get back early.

I ran back to the camp site, after getting slightly lost for an extra 20 minutes. I put the pendant under my shirt. They don't need to know. Unfortunately, they were back.

"Where the hell were you? un."

"Hot springs in the town near by. I'm sorry I'm so late. I lost track of time."

"Why do you have blood on you?"

I looked down to see blood showing on my stomach. Fuck.

"Oh, I cut my finger on my way home, I must have accidentally wiped it on my stomach."

I licked my finger and wiped the spots of blood off. Deidara threw something at me. I caught it, it was a sleeping bag.

"It's late let's get some rest." Sasori instructed.

Me and Deidara followed and laid down. I stared up at the sky. I couldn't believe what was happening. First I meet Sasori, then Deidara. I see Kabuto after so long, while hanging out at Orochimaru's hide out. Almost got murdered by a close friend. Now I'm running around with criminals, joining sadistic religions. Ha. Life is funny like that. I sighed rolled on my side facing away from the fire and drifted to a nice sleep. I had the same dream again. Except this time everybody was dead. Nobody told me it was my fault. Just the dark figure praising me.