In a bizarre, unorthodox world where one half was complete darkness and the other half was unfading light, an Umbreon and an Espeon met with up with each other for the umpteenth where the two halves met. The duo were standing in their respective halves of Darkness and Light respectively.
The Umbreon was carrying the black and white baton in his mouth, designed much like the world he resided in. He intended to give it to the Espeon so that the world could transition from night back into day.
"Sister!" the Umbreon urged the Espeon in a serious tone. " I... er, dozed off, so please take it posthaste!"
"Er, very well Brother..." the Espeon said hesitantly as she attempted to take the baton from the Umbreon. Unfortunately, the Baton Passing went a little awkwardly, and the Espeon ended up holding the baton in her mouth like a cigarette.
"And... cut!" an adult male voice shouted from off the scene. It then said to the Umbreon and Espeon, "Good enough, both of you! Can you wrap up the fanfic before you head home?"
"Sure." the Umbreon replied.
"Of course!" the Espeon replied as well.
"All right, have a good week," the voice said and disappeared. Behind the Umbreon and Espeon, a couple of Vigoroths began to take the background apart, revealing that the whole scene was just a movie set. The two paid no attention to what was going on behind them and began to talk to someone in front of a screen. (In other words, its you!)
"Well, we want to say on behalf of the Author..." the Umbreon said seriously and stoically.
"Thank you very much for reading this fanfic!" the Espeon cheerfully replied.
"We owe it all to the readers, reviewers and the Creator for their contribution to this work," the Umbreon continued.
"And when we mean Creator, we don't mean the Author!" the Espeon said with a wink.
"You've seen how Kate, Xis and Cordon made the most of their lives..." said the Umbreon.
"...so now it's your turn to do the same!" the Espeon continued.
"Whether it's having a picnic with your loved ones or just cleaning..."
"...make sure to make the most of what life offers you,"
"Because you might never get this chance again," the Umbreon said with a grim grin. In response, the Espeon stopped him and gave a nod a disapproval before they resumed their conversation.
"So go out to the world..." uttered the Umbreon.
"...and fill every second with precious memories!" expressed the Espeon.
"Magikarp Diem!" the Espeon shouted aloud.
"Magikarp Noctem!" the Umbreon also shouted aloud.
"Seize the Day and Night!" the both shouted together in unison, as the camera panned up and away.
THE END
"Oh, and be sure to check out the Author's profile or PM him for any questions you might have!" the Espeon pulled the camera down to her face and talked, before turning it off.