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Smash law 25: Don't, and I repeat, DON'T even mention the fight between Chrom and Captain Falcon. The last person who mentions it spent a half a month in the medical wing and needed to use crutches after that. – Robin (submitted through Dr. Mario).

If there is only one thing that Chrom doesn't want to mention (or remember) is that his not inclusion to the tournament, thanks to a certain racer who beat him to a bloody pulp. So, if someone mentions that incident to him, here's the result:

When male Wii Fit Trainer was accidentally mentioning the incident, Chrom slashes him with his Falchion. The Robins and Lucina are not as happy as they sent male WFT to the clinic.

The second time it happened when Robin and Ganon fight in a match and Robin got the smash ball; Ganon mentioned the incident in front of the summoning Chrom, making the Gerudo lost to the match and send to the clinic by Robin.

The third time it happened when a visitor from Ryu's world mentioning beating a certain samurai from a certain world and Ryu only shook his head when Chrom, mistaken the incident as his fight with a certain racer, beat the poor visitor to a bloody pulp.

The fourth is that Dedede mentions the incident while drunk. Chrom smacked the penguin with his own hammer.

The fifth is that he almost beat Lucario to a bloody pulp, after the psychic pokemon accidentally mentions the incident.

The sixth time… "Chrom, I swear to Naga if you don't stop being paranoid," Robin groaned as he pinched the bridge of his nose in disappointment. Chrom is beating Ike when the Radiant Hero accidentally mentions C. Falcon's name while he was talking to Shulk and Megaman. Said guy is lying in the clinic bed in a full body cast. "I'll call Frederick."

"Father, you have to move on from that incident." Lucina said. "C. Falcon didn't mention that incident to everyone."

"You okay, Ike?" Marth asked his friend. Ike only nod.

Chrom only shook his head, indicating that he is NOT moving on to the incident.

Robin sighed at Chrom's answer. "Guess I'll tell this to Mario."


-Weeks later-

It got worse. Many smashers are sent in the clinic one after another. So Robin, all of his remaining sanity in this mansion, only hugged his Lissa plushy and comically cried while the rest of the FE gang wished that MH comes back as soon as possible.

End


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