Idea by JaneAustenFan93.
What if Susan featured in B.O.B's Big Break?
There was a brief flash and then the forms of Dr Cockroach and B.O.B fell to the ground, B.O.B picked himself up and then let out a massive belch, "…there you go! Is it game time now?"
Dr Cockroach had attempted to turn the blob into a living bomb in order to escape from Monger's prison, but the stupid goo had decided to join himself and Link in taking cover. Dr Cockroach shook the ringing out of his ears, he was sure they had all been killed in his atomic explosion, but he could hear the gentle whistle of grass. Looking around he saw they were in the back yard of a house; the mad scientist's antennas reached full attention.
"Leaping Linnaeus!" he cried, "We're in the outside world, we're free!"
Just then Link came scrambling out of the pool, rubbing his eyes madly, "Argh, chlorine in my eyes!"
"Link, it worked! My invention instead turned B.O.B into a living teleportation device!" the mad scientist brimmed with excitement.
"Goody gum drops," muttered the fish ape, "So where exactly are we?"
"Maybe the lady in there can help us?" said B.O.B, peering through the window of the house.
Dr Cockroach and Link quickly pulled the blob away from the window, "B.O.B, you must stay out of sight. If we are seen by any human being then they'll call the police, or even Monger, and we'll be locked up again!" the doc told him.
"Er…doc?" said Link, "You said teleportation didn't you?"
"Yes, why do you ask?"
Link was now looking through the window, the woman was fast asleep in her bed with her back to them, on the far wall was a calendar, it showed the date.
"We're in the year 2009!"
Dr Cockroach's eyes went wider, if that was possible, pondering for a second he soon came to the conclusion, "Seems I've turned B.O.B into more than a teleporter, he's now a time machine as well!"
"Oh, is that what you got me for my birthday?" said B.O.B, excited.
"So, we've been 'free' for over forty years?" frowned Link.
"Seems so, perhaps Monger gave up looking for us in that time." said Dr Cockroach.
"If he's still alive." said Link.
Dr Cockroach then looked around to get an idea of where they were exactly, taking in a deep breath, "By the scent of the oxygen around these parts I'd say we're in a town in California," he then looked up at the clear night sky, "And it is about 5 o'clock in the morning."
"You have all the answers don't ya?" mocked Link. Just then the woman's bedroom light came on, followed by a chorus of screams. B.O.B almost joined in but the others covered his mouth.
"Great, now everyone's waking up, we'll be spotted for sure!" Link stressed.
"Quick, get onto the roof, they won't see us from there." said Doc.
The monsters climbed onto the roof and stayed still, they could hear the woman talking to several others and then switching on the television, they seemed to be listening to the weather report.
"I have an idea, stay here." Doc told the others. Using his cockroach abilities, he was able to scramble down the side of the building to the woman's window, he held back his antennas and briskly peered through the window, the brown haired woman was now talking to three others who all seemed to be wearing dresses.
A while later he returned up top, "Seems this woman's getting married today."
"And this helps us get out of here how?" asked Link.
"The ceremony is in a church just outside of this town, if we can somehow follow them then we'll find our way to freedom and world domination!" he began to cackle but Link slapped him round the mouth.
"So you say we stay here till they leave?" said Link.
"Ooh, is this a party game?" asked B.O.B.
"Yes, my dear gelatinous mass, this is a game of musical statues, you have to stay still till the occupants of this house leave the premises."
And so the three monsters stayed on the roof as the hours passed by, Link had drifted off to sleep, Dr Cockroach waited patiently and B.O.B hadn't moved an inch, determined to win the game.
As the midday sun shone, the brown haired woman and her party left the house, the sound of the door closing woke Link up with a start, Dr Cockroach motioned him to be quiet. "Ha, you lose!" smirked B.O.B.
"They're leaving, this is our chance!" said Doc.
As the woman stepped into her limo and drove off down the road, a catering van was parked close by. "Quick, into the van!" said Link.
The monsters jumped off the house and ran for the van, trying not to be spotted, Link opened the back and he and B.O.B hopped in. Dr Cockroach got into the driver's seat and began to hot wire the vehicle.
"You sure you know how to drive this thing?" called Link.
"Easy peasy!" said Doc. The van then screeched to life and Dr Cockroach began, very badly, to drive the catering van down the road, in pursuit of the limo.
Half hour later and the monsters had reached the church, the limo had been parked and all the wedding guests were inside. Dr Cockroach pulled up alongside the limo and called back to the others, "Alright back there? There is where we get off!"
"These people are gonna be suspicious when they see all their wedding food's been gulped by blue boy here!" called Link, "Can't we just stay in the van and continue onwards?"
"The fuel gauge is very low, however owns this van likes to keep his fuel tank next to empty!" sighed Doc, "Everybody out!"
The monsters scrambled out of the van, B.O.B's mouth covered in icing, "Oh that was the best birthday cake ever!"
"Ah swamp toads!" exclaimed Link, "Look over there!"
The monsters looked towards the green lawn in front of the church, there was a small gazebo and inside it was the brown haired woman in her wedding dress talking to a man who was most likely the groom.
"They're gonna see us! They're gonna see us!" panicked Link.
"No wait, there's a small line of trees over there, we can hide behind them!" said Doc.
"Hide and seek? I love that game!" said B.O.B.
The monsters crawled on their bellies, trying to avoid the two people from seeing them crawl across the lawn, fortunately the ground was hilly and his them from view long enough to dive behind the trees.
"Phew, this is getting stressful!" said Doc, wiping the sweat from his large head. B.O.B was peeking at the gazebo from behind his tree.
"The man's leaving, maybe he's given up looking for us?" said the blob.
"What about the woman?" asked Doc.
"The pretty lady is still there," said B.O.B.
Then there was a rumble of thunder, the monsters looked up into the sky, there wasn't a cloud, "If it's raining then that means people will be sheltering indoors, that gives us the chance to find a place to stay!" said Doc.
There was then a loud boom and the ground shook, "What the heck? That's not rain!" said Link.
"No, it was the big rock landing on the lady over there!" said B.O.B; he had seen the meteorite land on the bride whilst the others were looking at the sky.
Link and Doc joined B.O.B and saw the giant meteorite, hissing and smouldering on the ground, it seemed to be glowing green.
"Plundering Pluto's! A real asteroid! To study that would get me untold fortunes!" said Doc.
"Er doc, B.O.B just said it landed on the woman didn't he?" asked Link.
There was a brief pause. The monsters suddenly came to their senses and ran over to the giant space rock; by the time they had got there it had stopped glowing. B.O.B knocked on the rock like it was a door, "Wedding lady? Are you in there?"
"Of course she's in there and if we don't get this thing off her she'll be crushed!" yelled Doc.
"Alright, if we take different sides we might be able to lift this thing off her," instructed Link, "Okay, one, two, three…LIFT!"
With much effort, and a lot of curse words, the three monsters managed to lift the meteor rock off the ground. B.O.B moved his eye under rock to look for the woman, "She's sleeping!" he said.
"Is she still breathing?" strained Doc, slowly losing his grip on the asteroid.
"Yep." said B.O.B.
"Then let's get this rock away from here before it attracts any unwanted attention!" said Doc.
"Well wherever we're taking it, it had better not be far!" groaned Link, his scales becoming dehydrated.
The monsters quickly carried the meteor away from the woman. The bride eventually came too; she picked herself up, dizzy and dirty, and followed the sound of her mother's voice.
With even more effort, and a thousand more curse words, the monsters managed to get the space rock to a nearby farm, it looked deserted. "Here's as good a place as any, leave it here!" said Doc.
They dropped the meteor into the ground, the small impact made it break in several places until it looked like just any other ordinary rock. "Hmm, what a pity, the meteor seems to have become neutral, well bang goes that science opportunity!" sighed Doc.
"No one cares." grunted Link, holding his blistered hands in a small trough of water.
"This is the best birthday I've ever had!" exclaimed B.O.B, "Games, cake and presents, I love you guys!"
The blob embraced his friends and with a bright flash they had disappeared. A farmer emerged from his barn and saw a smouldering mark on his recently seeded patch, "Darn teenagers! You'd better not be in my field making out! Not in front of my seeds! Now scram!" bellowed Farmer Jeb.
The monsters were reintroduced to the cold metal surface of the prison floor,
Dr Cockroach got up and looked around, "Ah, it seems B.O.B unknowingly triggered his time travel abilities. Not to worry though, all we need to do is…"
B.O.B started to choke and then with one big burp, he threw up the cake Dr Cockroach had made for him. It was now twisted and corroded; B.O.B glowed a green colour then returned to his blue state. Link could tell by Doc's weary expression that B.O.B no longer possessed his teleportation abilities; they were now stuck in Monger's prison, again. B.O.B stared in wonder at the heap of metal,
"Ooh, is that for me?"