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Nemesis: DUN, DUN, DUN……………… (Disappears)
Anakin: Um…
Luke: Should I be worried.
Anakin: Knowing Nemesis, yes.
Luke: Random Nemesis does not own Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Legend of the Seeker, Blaze, Wolf, Darth Fishstick, Elmer's glue, Romeo and Juliet, or Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
Chapter 25: Of Movies and Attics
(In Nemesis's house)
"Blast," Nemesis muttered as a shelf of movies fell over her.
"Find it yet," Wolf inquired from the other end of the movie closet.
"Nope, but I did find an old version of Phantom of the Opera," she climbed out of the movie pile. Nemesis crawled over to a clear area on the floor and sat down with a thoughtful expression on her face. Sighing, she put herself into the thinker pose.
"Hum, maybe it's somewhere else. Perhaps it's in the refrigerator!"
Quickly the duo of doom jumped over piles of movies and socks and opened the refrigerator.
"I found it," Nemesis exclaimed after looking for a few minutes.
"You found the movie!"
"Nope, I found my copy of The Two Towers and my Elmer's glue!"
Wolf rolled her eyes. "Why is such a good book in the refrigerator?"
"I probably dropped it while looking for pie."
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(In the Executor's hanger bay)
"Pain!"
"Agony!"
"Torture!"
"I want my lawyer!"
Blaze, Luke, Mara, and Darth Fishstick groaned as they attempted to move the huge couch into the living room. They had been tasked with moving furniture so that the living room would be appropriate for a large group. Suddenly Blaze stopped.
"Wait, why aren't we using the force?"
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"I know! Maybe the movie is in my secret attic," Nemesis began to run back toward her room with Wolf following. With a wave of her hand, she revealed a previously hidden climbing rope, leading up to a previously hidden trap door in the ceiling. Grinning, the duo of doom climbed up the rope into attic.
"Awesome," Wolf exclaimed as they looked around the colorful room. There was a door nearby which lead to the main hallway, which separated into four different directions. The hallway in question was more like the maze in the fourth Harry Potter book. Unless you knew where you were going, you would probably get lost. Now you may be wondering how such a large attic could exist. Well, it's magic!
"This could take awhile to get through," Nemesis realized. "Time for reinforcements!" With a wave of her hand, Obi-Wan, Blaze, Anakin, Mara, Darth Fishstick, Luke, Darken Rahl, Richard, and Yoda suddenly appeared.
"What the," Obi-Wan stared at the bright colorful room.
"Welcome everyone to my secret attic," Nemesis greeted. "I have called you all here so that you can help me and Wolf look for my copy of the 1996 version of The Romeo and Juliet movie! By the way, did you get the couch moved," Nemesis looked over at Blaze.
"Yup, the living room is ready," Blaze answered.
"Great, I'll go with Darken Rahl down the first hallway. Wolf can take Luke and Mara through the next hallway. Darth Fishstick will take Richard and Yoda through the third and Blaze gets to go with Obi-Wan and Anakin."
Obi-Wan groaned.
"Let us depart!"
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"Let's try this door," Anakin went over to open the first door they found.
"Careful Anakin," Obi-Wan warned.
It wasn't surprising that Anakin didn't listen. "AH!"
Quickly Blaze and Obi-Wan raced over and pulled Anakin out of the doorway. Inside the doorway was the blackness of space, with the random clocks, cows and other things floating around.
"It reminds me of the Twilight Zone," Blaze remarked.
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Unlike Anakin, Darth Fishstick, Richard and Yoda all preceded down the hallway carefully. However, as luck would have it, the floor for the third hallway suddenly disappeared, and they landed in a pool of pudding.
"There's clear ground over there," Richard attempted to keep his head above the chocolaty goodness and he pointed to an area of flooring that still existed. The three pudding socked characters pushed themselves out of the pudding onto the small piece of flooring.
"Oh wow," Darth Fishstick looked around. Their small piece of flooring was surrounded on all sides by pudding and the pudding continued down the hallway and the way they had come.
"Have to stay here we will, until we are rescued," Yoda sat down.
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Meanwhile, Wolf, Luke and Mara were having a little more luck. Well, sort of.
"You shall not pass," Nemesis's giant salamander guard blocked the hallway.
"Dang," Wolf muttered. "Nemesis must have increased security since the Darth Pyro incident."
"You shall not pass," the salamander stated again. "Unless you have the correct password."
"Is the password 'Palpy-cakes," Wolf inquired.
"No. You have three more tries. If you don't get it by the last one, then you will be obliterated.
"Did we pass by any other passages," Luke whispered to Wolf.
"No. Only all those creepy doorways."
"Okay, lets think, what would Nemesis use as a password," Mara looked back at the giant salamander.
Wolf, Luke and Mara looked at each other and then groaned.
"I'll try my commlink," Wolf pulled her commlink. However, all she got was static when she tried to communicate with the others.
"We're doomed," Luke muttered. Trying to get the correct password would be like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
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Nemesis cheerfully walked down the hallway, with Darken Rahl grumbling behind her.
"Oh cheer up," Nemesis grinned. "It's not like we're going to be trapped by pudding, or blocked by a giant salamander."
Darken Rahl grumbled something unintelligible behind her.
"Let's try this room!"
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This time Anakin proceeded to open the door with caution. To their surprise, the room was filled with coffee cups doing the tango.
"I honestly don't want to know," Anakin stared.
"Speaking of coffee," Blaze murmured as she pulled out a coffee mug and filled it with coffee from the nearby coffee machine. "Yum…Coffee."
Obi-Wan sighed. "This is like Nemesis's imagination put in an attic."
Blaze, Obi-Wan and Anakin stared at each other in horror. If this was a representation of Nemesis's imagination, then who knows what could be in the next room.
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Wolf, Luke and Mara whispered idea's to each other as they tried to think of what the password could be. They were on their last try, they had already tried Obi-Wan and Pie Laser.
"Do you think that password could be the password," Mara suggested.
"No, to usual for Nemesis," Wolf responded.
"Your time runs short," The giant salamander suddenly rumbled, causing pieces of wood to fall from the ceiling.
"Blast," Luke shouted as a piece of wood hit him on the head.
The salamander then stepped aside, allowing them to go through. "You have spoken the correct password, you may pass." Quickly the three characters raced past the salamander.
"Trust Nemesis to use one of Obi-Wan's most common phrases for her password," Wolf muttered.
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"Ah," Blaze, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Darken Rahl, and Nemesis screamed as the two groups ran into each other after running around the corner.
"I found the movie," Nemesis proudly stated after they all had gotten up from the floor.
"Thank the force," Obi-Wan breathed.
"Can we go back now," Anakin added.
"After we find the others," Blaze looked around. "Hang on, I hear voices."
The characters grew quiet as the voices grew closer. The Blaze went over to the wall as a grin grew on her face. "Everyone, come over here," she instructed. Just as the charters had flatted themselves against the wall, Blaze jumped out in front of three figures that were rounding the wall.
"Boo!"
"AH!"
"Well, we just need to find Darth Fishstick, Richard, and Yoda.
Wolf on the other hand was glaring at Blaze. "You almost gave me a heart attack!"
Blaze merely smiled.
Wolf continued to pant. "First we were stopped by a giant salamander, then we were attacked by an army of talking socks, followed by having to swim through moldy pie trays, and then a crazy authoress jumps out in front of us, and scares the living day lights out of us!" Wolf sounded oddly normal. For people change in the maze, or at least for a few seconds.
"I found the movie," Nemesis pointed out again.
"Wait, isn't the third hallway the one with the pudding," Wolf inquired.
"Blast," Nemesis grumbled as she turned around and raced down a hallway that had just appeared. The others raced after her, not wanting to be stuck in this crazy attic.
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"Help, can anyone hear us," Darth Fishstick yelled.
"Though I would be trapped by pudding, I never did," Yoda grumbled.
Richard it seemed was being the most dramatic though. "I'll never see Kahlan again," he sobbed. "I'll never get to see the way she fights of her soft li…"
"Keep it PG," Darth Fishstick growled.
Richard went back to moping silently.
"Darth Fishstick, can you hear me," the voice of Nemesis rang down the hallway as several canoes floated through the pudding toward island that Darth Fishstick, Yoda, and Richard were stranded on.
"Thank the creator," Richard yelled when he saw them.
"I found the movie," Nemesis stated once more.
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(One hour later)
All the heroes and villains settled around the living room as popcorn was passed out.
"Welcome everyone to the first official movie night," Nemesis greeted. "Today we will be watching Romeo and Juliet!"
"Lame," Palpatine coughed.
Nemesis glared. Palpatine was going to pay for that remark later. Grinning with that though, she went over to the couch and sat between Anakin and Obi-Wan. Poor Anakin had Nemesis on one side and Blaze on the other. Obi-Wan had Cara on the other side. Wolf on the other hand was sitting in the armchair, with a force field surrounding her. Draco Malfoy sat near the force field.
"Let the movie began," Nemesis yelled as she pressed the start button. To everyone's surprise, the logo for Revenge of the Sith came on.
"Sorry, I must have put the Romeo and Juliet movie in my Revenge of the Sith parody case. I'll be right back," Nemesis disappeared.
"On no," Obi-Wan and Anakin groaned when they realized with parody it was.
"Murder me," Anakin hid his face in a pillow as the movie began.
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(Parody of Revenge of the Sith)
"Come back to the light side, Anakin," Obi-Wan called out.
"No, for the dark side has cookies, and Padme will die unless she has sugar," Anakin growled.
"Palpatine is lying about the cookies, Anakin! The cookies are sugar free!"
"No, it's the Jedi who are lying! I have brought peace to my new democracy!"
"Don't you mean Empire?"
"Right, I have brought peace to my new Empire!"
"Your new Empire?"
"Don't make steal your toothpaste!"
"My toothpaste," Obi-Wan frowned. "Who came up with this scrip?"
"Oh shut up and get back to acting," Nemesis growled from behind the camera.
"Fine, Anakin, my allegiance is to the United States of…"
"Wrong world," Wolf suddenly appeared.
"I mean democracy."
"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!"
"Only a Death Eater deals in absolutes. I'll do what I must."
Wolf suddenly appeared again. "Wrong fandom!"
"Well, that's what it says on the scrip," Obi-Wan pouted.
"Oops, typo," Nemesis coughed from behind the camera.
"You will try."
"To correct the typo," Obi-Wan frowned.
"No! To defeat me," Anakin rolled his eyes. Then he suddenly did a back flip and the two friends began the epic duel, which we all know how it will end.
"Wolf, stop trying to narrate my story!"
"Sorry."
(Meanwhile)
"Defeat you, I will," Yoda narrowed his eyes.
"No own can defeat the amazingly magnificent, wondrous, supreme Emperor," Palpatine's ugly yellow teeth shown.
"Need dental care, you do."
And thus another epic duel began. And sadly Palpatine wasn't cut in half or decapitated, or burned, or…
"Wolf!"
"Sorry!"
(Back to Mustafar)
"This is the end for you, my master," Anakin jumped over Obi-Wan and almost fell into the lava. Yes children, this is why you don't jump over people while a few feet above lava. But remember: stop, drop and roll!
Now Obi-Wan does the smart move and jumps to higher ground.
"It's over Anakin, I have the high ground! I also have a bar chocolate!"
"You underestimate my power! Mwahahahahahaha!"
"Don't try it! And when did you develop an evil laugh?
"I believe I can fly," and thus Anakin did one of the most stupid moves ever. Poor guy should have paid more attention during Calculus.
(Later)
I know that there is still good in him," Padme said her last words as she died of sugar free cookie poisoning.
(Movie ends)
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"What, I only had one line," Palpatine seethed angrily.
"Oh shut it," Anakin growled. "At least you didn't try to fly."
"I can't believe I died because of sugar free cookie poisoning," Padme screeched.
"Who cares," Wolf shot back, and then made Padme disappear. "Finally," Wolf grinned and relaxed back into her armchair.
"Ha, you got the Republic and the Empire confused," Grievous coughed.
"Yoda was right about the dental care," Obi-Wan laughed.
"At least you didn't look like a complete idiot," Anakin grumbled.
"So dad," Luke grinned. "Were you going to give Palpatine Obi-Wan's toothpaste?"
Anakin glared.
"When was the movie made," Blaze questioned.
"Shortly after Anakin came back to the light side," Obi-Wan began. "Wolf and Nemesis kidnapped us."
Blaze then turned her attention back to Anakin, and was about to make another embarrassing comment when Nemesis suddenly appeared.
"I'm back, in BLACK!" Nemesis was indeed back, and was wearing a Severus Snape type outfit.
"We're men, we're men in tights," Wolf suddenly began to sing.
"We roam around the forest looking for fights," Nemesis continued.
"We're men, we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right!
We may look like sissies, but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights!
We're men, we're men in tights,
Always on guard defending the people's rights," Nemesis and Wolf sang together.
Everyone groaned and plugged their ears.
"LET'S JUST GET ON WITH THE MOVIE," Darth Fishstick suddenly yelled. It wasn't surprising that Nemesis and Wolf quickly shut up, for an angry Darth Fishstick is one of the scariest things in existence.
The room darkened, and the movie began.
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(One hour into the movie)
"Ew, they're kissing again," Voldemort screamed like a little girl.
"Oh, shut it, Moldywart," Nemesis threatened.
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(One hour later)
"That was so sad," Palpysnot sobbed as the movie ended. "AND MY NAME'S NOT PALPYSNOT!"
"Suck it up, Palpysnot," Wolf pulled out her licorice whip.
"Wasn't it romantic, Wolf," Draco Malfoy gazed at her.
It wasn't surprising that Wolf hit Draco with her licorice whip.
"So, who wants to help me look for my Pencil Sharpener," Nemesis spoke up. Quickly Blaze, Wolf, Darth Fishstick, Luke, Obi-Wan, Mara, Anakin, Darken Rahl, Richard, and Yoda fled out of the room.
"Okay, so it's me Han, Mace and Zedd then," Nemesis grinned and the four of them disappeared in a green pouf of smoke.
Wolf: That was close.
Obi-Wan: True that.
Anakin: That attic it the place where nightmares come from.
Blaze: The coffee was good though.
Yoda: Hate pudding, I do.