"We should make pancakes."
"That sounds like a dumb idea for poop heads."
"No, it isn't!"
"You still don't get any of my references!"
"THEN STOP MAKING FUCKING REFERENCES, EH?!"
"I love cavorting!"
"EH?!"
"Your wife is going to be beautiful!"
"Wha-bu-huh?!"
Poor Canada is so confused. Serves him right for making America sing that awful donut song.
"Would you like to eat my candy paws?"
"I DON'T WATCH FUCKING CARTOONS!"
"MATTHIEU! NO CURSING!"
"Sorry Papa."
"Well, hornswaggle my haversack!"
"STOP IT AL, THIS IS GETTING FUCKING ANNOYING!"
Canada attempted to punch America.
"Haha, you fight like a girl! Who is also a baby!"
Canada was getting so annoyed.
"GAH! FUCK THIS SHIT! I AM LEAVING!"
"LANGUAGE!"
"I AM SORRY PAPA!"
The end.
A/N: man I love making references
bonus points if you guess where they are from