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"A tidy muss it shall be then," I chuckle happily.

Styling gel offers a new medium for my canvas. This one's even better than shampoo and conditioner, because now, he can watch.

He witnesses the care I take spreading the product throughout his hair, snaking my talented fingers along his scalp and neck, ensuring every last shaft is appropriately prepped.

And then, the real fun begins—the mussing.

I scrub at his scalp in carefully executed patterns to produce the look of random chaos, aka sex hair.

"Like that?"

He snorts, "I look like I just got out of bed."