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Prompt: 25. Worthless

Main Character: Bella/Edward
Rating: M
Word Count: 100

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Edward rolls off me with a "good morning" and a lazy grin.

"Morning." I stretch, feeling loose.

He rubs my back; I pull away.

"Don't go. It's Sunday."

"Yeah, but he's worthless now."

"Did you use the word worthless in reference to my dick?"

"According to all the books I read, it's true. Fictional men can have sex again immediately."

"That's stupid."

"It's awesome. I wish . . ."

"Get back over here; we'll make it happen."

"That ain't happenin'."

"It could if you tried. You could start with your mouth."

"You could start with your mouth. On me."

"Done."