Avengers and Social Networking Chapter 25

So I just realized I haven't updated since 2013…wow. I think I need to work on my updating times. To make up for the long wait, I shall post four new chapters throughout this week, since I finally have spring break. Also, updates after this month will also be more consistent, as well as one shots. I also plan on making a few GI JOE fics, as well as Frozen fics if anyone is interested in those. To all my followers, be sure to check my profile throughout the next month for new stuff.

Be sure to vote in the poll set up on my profile for the next social network to be used.

There is discussion of a picture in this chapter as well featuring the Avengers, if you have not seen it it is posted here: 116787104900996676073/posts/p/pub?hl=en

Also, a warning to those who haven't seen Thor the Dark World yet and hate spoilers, there are a few spoilers in this chapter, you have been warned.

Google +

Loki created a profile on Google +

Loki created a status: So this is the site all the YouTube mortals have been complaining about. I don't see what the big deal is.

Natasha commented on Loki's status: Ah, so for once you aren't complaining about everything.

Loki: Why are you on my profile, all you do is point out my flaws.

Tony: Ahhhhh, there's the complaint.

Thor posted a video to his Google + profile: Nyan Cat 10 Hour Edition

Loki commented: Was I supposed to watch all of this?

Bruce: No, no you were not…

Loki: Well they could have made that more clear in the description!

Tony: Don't worry, I feel your pain.

Loki: And why is that?

Tony: Watched the entire thing, tried to have a…passionate night with Pepper. I learned that most girls do not like it when you sing the theme song while they are trying to kiss you…

Steve: I thought that would have been just plain common sense.

Tony: Yea? Where's your girlfriend Steve? Out shopping? Perhaps frozen in the ice as well?

Steve: Actually, she recently died. God bless her delicate soul.

Tony: Oops…

Clint: Clap clap Tony, way to go.

Thor: Clint, this is not the time to encourage such behavior!

Loki: Thor, have I ever told you how done I am with you?

Thor: Many times brother, many times.

Tony changed his cover photo to a photo of all the Avengers performing random tasks, some which seem quite strange…

Thor commented on Tony's photo: Brother, why in all of Midgard to you find it acceptable to kick me in the face like that?

Loki: Thor, in case you haven't noticed, this isn't real! Though I would love for it to be.

Natasha: You don't look like you're hurting him very much…

Thor: That's because Loki's kicks are weak, like a little spring chicken! Get it? Because its spring.

Loki: How dare you! I'll have you know that I have been training in the arts of…karate? Is that what these mortals call it?

Tony: Yeah, right. Like Sigyn would allow you to do activities that don't involve her.

Sigyn: Damn straight.

Clint: Uh guys, I'm still wondering why I'm playing with rainbow chicks.

Bruce: It seems like a pretty Clint thing to do, actually.

Clint: I am a highly skilled archer who spends his time assassinating people with explosive arrows…

Loki: One of which I caught, not so skilled now are we, Barton?

Steve: Are you saying highly skilled archers don't play with rainbow birds?

Tony: That's racist!

Natasha: How in any way is that racist?

Tony: I felt like I was excluded from the conversation.

Bruce: Enjoying your tequila, Tony?

Tony: I am actually, thank you.

Natasha: I think he's trying to say you're drunk.

Tony: Bah, that's preposterous. If you actually look at the photo, you'd see I am actually not drinking at all.

Clint: News flash, the picture isn't real.

Tony: Does that mean…we're not real?

Thor: We're not real? I must tell father about this immediately!

Natasha: Did anyone else hear that loud crashing noise.

Tony:….he does realize that his father is actually Loki, right?

Loki: Ooh, time to get into disguise.

Natasha: Sometimes I feel sorry for Thor, but only sometimes.

Thor added Loki into his circle.

Loki: Exclude me from your circle immediately.

Thor: But brother, it is my friendship circle, and you are my friend.

Loki: I am most definitely not your friend…

Tony: Oh, that's cold man, first you pretend to be his father then tell him you're not his friend?

Thor: Pretend you're my father…?

Loki: Hehehehe, moving on. Look Thor, I will go over this one more time. We are not brothers, nor are we friends.

Thor: But…

Loki: Nor am I your uncle, father….most of the time, mother, aunt, cousin, sister, grandson, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother, best friend, ally, brother in law, pet, wing man, brother twice removed then replaced, none of that.

Thor: But what about the friendship circle?

Loki: Thor I am not a part of anything of yours whether it be a circle, triangle, square, or a pentagonal dodecahedron or any other shape for that matter.

Thor: What about a rectangle?

Natasha: I don't think he's understanding.

Loki: You think?

Steve started a hangout which included Natasha, Clint, Thor, Tony, Bruce, Loki, and Sigyn.

Tony: Why is Loki here?

Steve: I thought everyone should be included.

Natasha: Why is this titled "Steve's Marriage counselling"?

Clint: Oh not this again.

Bruce: Half of us aren't even married.

Steve: I now offer all types of counselling, thought I should extend my boundaries, you know?

Thor: I'm married, but happily. Why would I need counselling?

Steve turned the hangout into a video hangout for those with webcams.

Loki: Wait, since when are you married…?

Thor: Since Christmas, actually.

Loki: And I wasn't informed?

Thor: Jane didn't want you on the guest list, and I kind of thought you dead, brother.

Loki: That insufferable hag!

-A sudden slap is heard-

Loki: Ow!

Jane can be heard over the mic: That was for calling me an insufferable hag!

Loki: Do you know how to say anything else to me besides that was for?

Jane: Actually, no.

Loki: Please be gone.

Tony: Damn, I think she has a thing for you.

Thor: WHAT.

Loki: I'm starting not to like her as much. Not that I liked her in the first place, I just felt like being witty.

Natasha: Moving on…Steve is there something you wish to say?

Steve: For a limited time only, all types of counselling are 50% off!

Sigyn: Oh no way am I going through that again, last time Loki came out with a concussion.

Loki: Like you cared.

Tony: You could sue him for an unsafe business environment.

Loki: I'm pretty sure if I walked into a courtroom I'd be instantly arrested…

Thor: Not necessarily brother.

Loki: I'm not speaking to you.

Natasha: It's not like you would have said yes anyway.

Loki: Yes, but how inconsiderate of him not to even invite me.

Thor: I thought you dead!

Loki: Excuses, excuses!

Clint: Wait, I thought I saw you there…lurking behind the crowd.

Loki: Perhaps I was…

-Several versions of Loki appear on the screen-

Steve: Well I think we got off to a good start, same time tomorrow?

Thor: I'll be there!

Sigyn: We will possibly be here.

Steve: On second thought…let's wait a few days. I still have nightmares from the last time I helped you two.

Sorry for the shorter chapter, but I wanted to leave it hanging so that I could create a one shot from it (Think Thor's wedding), I promise the next few chapters will be longer and more eventful.